[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

"Cough cough cough,"

Just when Chen Xiaolu almost couldn't hold back his hands, there was such a coughing sound from behind the three of them.She turned around subconsciously, and saw a pink skeleton that was about the same height as her, jumping happily behind her back. She said, "..." What kind of strange look is that? Could it be that she is the host of this show? ,

"That's right, I am the host of this game, you can call me Rain·Skull·Little Pink."

"...What a weird name that is,"

"Do you have the right to say that about me?"

"..." "Fengniaoyuan Xuedie Ji" burst into tears, indeed, she is really not qualified,

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's start the game!" Pink Skull announced while dancing the moonwalk, "The content of this game is-if you love him, push him!"

[The two sides of the duel gather together, the details of the confrontation mode in this game are--if you love him, push him! 】

[Rule Description: The first to knock down the target wins. 】

Guan Yue: "..." Wait, is there a problem with his hearing?

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Illusion?Always feel that something is not right?

Such doubts even made her forget to grab her husband's collar and go crazy like before.

"Pushing someone?" Renzu's eyes lit up, "Hey hey hey hey, I'm sure I'll win this game! Xuexue, after I win, let's sleep together as a reward!"

"..." Can you stop talking and never leave "sleep"? !Does his life dare to have other more important things?dare? ... Well, maybe he really didn't dare. qaq

"Look at your attributes..." The skeleton stretched out his bony hand and touched his chin, then snapped his fingers very unscientifically, "It should be like this!"

After the voice fell.

Chen Xiaolu was surprised to find that her husband and Ren Zu had put on the couple again... no, it was confrontational costume!

This set of clothes is much simpler than the previous clothes. The two of them are also green T-shirts and green pants plus... green hats (Chen Xiaolu flipped the table: why are they all this ominous green?!), but there are still The difference is that although both of them have words written on their T-shirts, Renzu uses red, while Guanyue uses blue.Of course, this is not the point. The most important thing is that the character on Renzu's body is "Gong", while the character on Chu Ge's body is... "Shou".

"...Hey!" Chen Xiaolu vomited blood, "Brother Yu, isn't this what I thought?!"

"Please call me Sister Yu, don't you see that I don't have a penis?" The skeleton replied seriously.

"..." Who would care about this? Hey!No, this is not the point, the point is, "What attribute are you based on!!! That guy who endures enough is fine, why is my Ah Chu suffering?"

"intuition."

"Hey!"

"If you hadn't married him," the skeleton who called himself "Sister Yu" sneered, "what do you think he is?"

"of course……"

"If you lie, you'll grow little dicks!"

"..." Chen Xiaolu held his forehead with one hand, his face was full of gloom——Ah Chu, I'm sorry!In fact, attributes are really a relative thing. In front of Yuta, her husband may still be able to conquer (although according to my friend, the queen is attacked by the loyal dog), but when I meet the second-hand mound or even Echizen... He... As one of the rare men who can be overthrown by 151, Chen Xiaolu felt that he had to light a candle for her husband and express his condolences!

Guan Yue's black face: "...Have you always looked at me like this?"

"...I'm sorry I was wrong! And that's just the idea of ​​'us me', I haven't thought about it for many years! Really, I swear!!!" This sentence is true, Moe Meng Two-dimensional Forget it, who would be so bored to YY family members in reality?Then don't you find a response by yourself? !

"..."

"Otherwise, let's admit defeat and give up this competition!" Although I really want to win and get the card, but forcing my first brother to play this kind of game... Do · can't · achieve · ah!

Guan Yue looked at her stupid wife with a resolute expression on her face, and asked with some amusement: "If you admit defeat, the consequences will be very serious."

"It doesn't matter, at most I can beat Ninzuzu again, I can do it!"

"..."

"Besides, how can I let you do something I don't like?" Maybe it's because I'm used to it these days... Chen Xiaolu leaned over like a puppy, hugged his husband's neck and rubbed it, "In that case , Even if you get the card, there is nothing to be happy about."

Guanyue rubbed her head, and lightly tugged on this guy's ears by the way—this idiot...

"more importantly!"

"?"

"Just in case you wake up to some strange hobbies after playing the game..." For example, forcing her and her two daughters to transgender... It's all done and not done!

"..."

"I don't want a divorce ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"..." What did she think of him?The corner of the boy's mouth twitched, he pushed away the cranky person in his arms, and nodded at Pink Skull, "Don't pay attention to this idiot, let's start."

"Hey hey?" Stop it!Ah Chu, don't rush to wake up!

"So, what about this one?"

When asked, Ninzu raised the corners of his mouth and smiled charmingly: "Hehehehehe, no problem~ No matter whether it is male or female, old or young, human or beast, I will successfully show it to you!"

"Okay, since both parties have no objections, let's officially start!"

The Pink Skull snapped its fingers again, and the next moment, Chen Xiaolu was shocked to find that her husband and Ren Zu had disappeared.At the same time, a huge heart-shaped screen suddenly appeared in front of her.It is divided into two halves, with Moon Viewing on the left and Renzuzu on the right.

"...Why am I the only one left?" Chen Xiaolu protested.

Sister Yu said unceremoniously: "In order to prevent you from causing unnecessary damage, you should stay here and watch the battle honestly!"

"..." Ya, Ya Butterfly!According to the experience all the time, we still have to rely on her at critical moments!There is no other way, after this kind of situation, there is only - "Don't be like this~ Sister Yu~~~" Smiling obsequiously.

"I only have bones left, do you think I will still eat your set?"

"..."

"but……"

"But?" There seems to be a door?

"If you are willing to become like me and cp with me again, I can think about it..."

"Let's start the game!" Who wants to become a skeleton? Hey!Sleeping in the middle of the night will knock her first brother to death, okay?No, if it becomes like that, he won't sleep with her at all... qaq

Fortunately, the skeleton didn't seem to be too persistent, and started the hosting work very dedicatedly: "Then, please first select the type that you need to push down."

After a while, the result came out.

What Guanchu drew was "Black Belly Attack", and what Renzu drew was - "Sick and Delicate Shou".

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Don't make trouble!Did she remember Buer?Please let me go...

"Then, start!"

Almost at the same time, Guanyue and Shinozu, who were in the game, saw a row of pink subtitles floating in midair that could almost blind people.

[On the morning of the weekend, because your friends have appointments with others, you went to the bookstore you frequented because you were bored. 】

Because there were no options below, the two had no choice but to follow the pink arrow into the bookstore, and then went shopping along the route marked by it.

【Strolling back and forth for a while, you suddenly found a very interesting new book on the bookshelf beside you. 】

【a. Reach for it;】

【b. Don't take it. 】

Guanyue thought for a moment, then chose a.

Then he stretched out his hand and touched the books on the bookshelf. At the same time, another hand reached out.

The hands of the two overlapped.

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Whose claw is that!Drag it out and cut it off for me! ! !

At the same time, Ren Zuzu on the other side sneered coldly: "Too naive, this kind of game has to take an unusual path!" So he chose b and strode forward.

So what was the result?

"boom--"

After hearing such a sound, the bookshelf suddenly fell down, firmly pressing the ninja boy under it.

【Unfortunately, the fallen bookshelf happened to hit you, so you died. 】

[gameover. 】

Chen Xiaolu: "..." The corners of her mouth twitched as she stared at Renzu's twitching hands and feet, breaking out in cold sweat—hey, don't make trouble!This has completely turned into a novelty game, okay? !

At this moment, the scene on Guanyue's side began to move again.

The camera slid along the paw that was holding Moon Watcher's hand, and finally landed on the face of the visitor.

The faces of Guanyue couple twitched at the same time—Fuji Zhouzhu!Why is it Fujisuke!Why? ! ! !

【The one who grabs your hand is a handsome young man. He also seems to be very interested in this book. So, what is your choice? 】

【a. Give him the book;】

[b. The book is mine, and I won't give it up even if I kill it. 】

"Let it go!" Chen Xiaolu couldn't help shouting out, judging from the lesson of Renzu just now, if you don't follow the normal strategy, you will probably die without a whole body.

It's a pity that she completely underestimated the extent of her husband's current psychological shadow on Fuji Zhouzhu.

I saw Guan Yue unceremoniously chose "b", then grabbed the book in his hand, turned around and walked towards the cashier without even looking at "Fuer Zhouzhu".

Chen Xiaolu: "..." No!

And Renzu here also started from the beginning, this time he learned his lesson, honestly chose "a", and then... Chen Xiaolu vomited blood again, why?Why does "Sick and Jiaoshou" have a face that looks like someone from the sun?Just because they are partners?ah? ? ?

Maybe it's because he has learned the lesson, maybe it's because the other party has a good friend's face, Renzu still chose "a" this time, not only retracted his hand on the book, but also bowed slightly in a very gentlemanly manner, smiling Using his standard cowherd voice: "Please."

The boy with the face of "Xiang Riyue" gave him a strange look: "Don't you want it?"

Renzu flicked his hair, and swayed his hormones to his heart's content: "Although I really want it, but if it's you... so what if you give up?"

The boy froze for a moment, then lowered his head, as if he was moved.

Smiling secretly: Hehehehe, look at how annoying he is!It's a win! ! !

So he continued his efforts: "By the way, let me introduce myself, my name is Ninzu Yushi, you... ah!" The voice stopped abruptly. He lowered his head and stared blankly at the scissors that were inserted deep into his belly, and the blood gradually Dyeing a white shirt...

Before falling down, Ren Zuzu's last words were: "Why... why..."

Xiang Ri boy smiled coldly: "Because you talk too much."

"..."