[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Just when Chen Xiaolu was thinking about how to explain "human abnormality" to Guanyuemeow, brother Cun suddenly slapped the cat's head, then withdrew his hand and said in a very shy and twitchy tone , "I hit you, I hit you, come on, come on, hit me,"

Chen Xiaolu, "..." This guy is not a village brother, this guy is a stupid brother, right?

Watching the moon · meow · early, "meow,"

Seeing that it was about to pounce on it, the Colorful Dog decisively stopped it, "Wow!" Don't go!It would be terrible if it was accidentally infected!

"Meow?" Contagion?

"Wow." Brain damage is a disease and must be contagious.

There is a more important point - if her first brother likes this tune from now on, is she the one who suffers? !

Lying down on the ground begging for a spanking or something... She can't do it at all!

At this moment, Chen Xiaolu suddenly felt a pain in his head.

"Wow..." She hugged her head subconsciously, and saw someone lying on the ground smiling meanly at her, "Come and hit me, you have the ability to hit me!"

"..." Who will hit you!

"Look at me hitting you!" Knock on the head.

"..." She endured it!

"Look at me hitting you again!" Then hit the head.

"..." She endured... what a ghost!

So Chen Xiaolu, who was furious, unceremoniously stretched out his paw and gave someone a face.

"It's so cool~~~" Brother Cun happily rolled away, and then rolled back on the spot, "Let's do it again!"

"Meow?" Didn't you say you would be infected?

"Wow, woof!" It's okay, my brain is already disabled, no matter how bad it is, it won't go bad!But at least you can save...

"..."

"Yukimura?"

Hearing this voice, one could tell that Sanada Bunyi Genichiro had finally finished his morning exercise and returned to his room. Then he saw his best friend lying on the ground without any image and rolling around, while his pet and "senior" My best friend" is squatting on the sidelines to watch - this scene is both weird and subtly harmonious.

Seeing such a shameful scene by his friends, Brother Cun was quite calm. He turned over and sat up, and said with a very calm expression: "Sanada, are you back?"

"Ah." Anyway, no matter what mood Sanada was in, his face was dark, so he was quite calm, "Are you sick again?"

The purple-haired boy rubbed his shoulders: "Yeah, I feel uncomfortable all over, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't get beaten, so I came to you." He pointed to the two animals beside him, "Your pet?"

"...More or less." Sanada paused, but decided to answer like this.

"What's the name of the colorful one?"

"Inuyasha." Seeing that the other party seemed to be staring at the colorful dog, Sanada instantly became alert.

"I always feel like I've heard this name somewhere...but forget it, what about the other name?" Brother Cun poked at Chumiao with his finger, "I always think his eyes are very exciting to me."

"... Meow Kotaro."

"Anyway, you have two, how about giving me one?"

"No." Sanada boy refused very decisively.

"Can't accommodate?"

After being silent for a moment, Sanada shook his head resolutely, then opened his mouth, and uttered these three lines of poetry——

"I and it,

me and it,

It and it, inseparable. "

"Papa papa." Brother Cun applauded very face-saving, "Sanada, your poems are getting better and better."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." In fact, from the time the two started talking, she always felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't figure out what was wrong. Simply put, the sense of disobedience was about to explode!It wasn't until now that I finally realized that these two guys have been talking completely abnormal things with normal expressions and tones!

"But, you really don't want to send me off?"

Shaking his head.

"So, beat me for an extra 10 minutes today?"

nod.

"Okay, let's go."

"Ah."

So, the two friends left hand in hand.

Chen Xiaolu was left in a mess in the wind.

——Hey, what are these two guys going to do, what to do, what to do?

"Meow?"

"...With your current IQ, it's better not to know."

"..."

"Right, let's go too!"

"Meow?" Where?

"Go out and play!" No wonder!Although the gates of Sanada's house are tightly guarded, maybe there are cat holes and dog holes?What if I can escape?In short, we must find a way to leave within two days, otherwise... it will be terrible! ! !

"Meow!" Okay~

So the cat and the dog ran out of the room chasing after each other, and they were not stopped, but during the running, Chen Xiaolu saw sharply that it seemed that the "white board" man and the "lan" girl had been following them, It seems to be protection, but it is actually surveillance, right?

"Wow woof." It's really annoying.

"Meow?" What's wrong?

"Wow, woof woof." The two people behind.

"Meow!" Leave it to me!

"Wow?" Huh?

Before Chen Xiaogou could ask why, Guanyue Miao, who was running ahead, blinked at her suddenly, and then burrowed into the gap under the house.

Chen Xiaolu: "..." That's right!They are cats and dogs now, and they are so small, they can walk under the house without affecting their walking! As for those two... chase after them if you can!

So, she happily followed the back of her first brother all the way, crawling around under the house... crawling around... Anyway, when they finally climbed out, they had successfully lost themselves.

Faced with this situation, Chen Xiaolu couldn't help composing a poem——

"When you lose yourself,

Others are also natural,

Can not find you. "

Moon Watching Meow: "..."

"Hurry up and applaud!" What about the promised friendship?

"Crack!" The black cat lay on the ground and patted its paws together, "Meow, meow, meow." Although I didn't quite understand it and thought it was nonsense, I still gave you a thumbs up.

"... Goodbye!" Don't be friends with it again!He obviously lost his IQ when he became a cat, but in the end he is still so sharp and venomous?Unscientific! ! !However, "Where is this place?"

Chen Xiaolu looked around and found that there was a large bamboo forest near the place where he was. Although there was also a bamboo forest in the courtyard where Sanada lived, it could be said to be "insignificant" compared to here, probably because of the rich and emerald green. It is summer, but it makes people feel extraordinarily cool.

Especially when the wind blows, the bamboo leaves are whirling, making small and light noises one after another—if the dog ears are not sensitive enough, she can hardly hear them clearly.

"Ahem, I'm inspired again!"

"... Meow." Please forgive me.

"Shut up! Look at my—

Here is a tree,

There is a tree,

There are trees everywhere! "

"..."

"How? It rhymes!" Chen Xiaolu didn't expect that he used the same word at the end of his three-line poem. It would be strange if he didn't rhyme.

"Clap clap clap!!!"

"Good poem, thumbs up!!!"

"..." x2.

Of course, the person who said this could not be Guanyue Miao, who only knows how to "meow meow" at present, let alone Chen Xiaolu, so... that means... there is a third party here?No, the sound seems to be more than...

The colorful dog turned his head stiffly, only to see two people standing behind him at some point.

The person on the left is wearing a kimono embroidered with gold butterflies on a purple background, with a bandage over his left eye and a pipe dangling from his mouth; the person on the right is wearing a blue uniform with sunglasses and earphones, and is hanging on his back. Shamisen.

——What is this super familiar feeling?

The bandaged man took down the pipe in his hand, and slowly exhaled a puff of smoke ring: "Heshang Renzu Wanqi, who was talking just now?"

After thinking for a while, the man in sunglasses took the shamisen from his back and replied while playing it: "Yo, yo, Chuck Nao. Takasugi, Shiraishi, Shinsuke, yo, yo, I think it's that dog, Chuck trouble."

"Are you playing with me?" Takasugi Shiraishi Shinsuke took out a shamisen from nowhere and sang, "Yo, yo, how can a dog talk?"

"Yo, yo, that's not necessarily true!" Kawagami Ninzu Wanqi continued to play, "Didn't you keep saying, Chuck Nao, the beast in your heart is roaring!"

"...Yo, that's right, Chuck Nao."

"Yo, yo, right?"

"Yo, yo, then whose heart is it just a beast?"

"Yo, yo, who knows; I don't know, Chuck!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Lift the table! ! !

What are these two talking about? !

It's fine with the cos leader and Hisoka before, and it's fine with forcing her first brother to cosplay Il fans, why even the ghost soldiers are on the stage now?If this continues, will the Shinsengumi come too? Hey!

"Yo, yo, Takasugi-sama, do you want to get rid of it?" Ninja danced.

"Yo, yo, forget it, it's just a dog, nothing to be afraid of." Baishi shook his hair very coolly, and danced with his hands and feet, "Where are the others?"

"Yo, yo, I don't know."

"Cheek, why don't you know anything?"

"I don't know about this, Chuck."

"Yo, yo, I suddenly want to beat you up, what should I do?"

"Yo, yo, don't want it."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Enough is enough! ! !She's got all the "yo, yo, Chuck bang" in her head now, okay? ? ?But, wait, wait, listen to them, it seems that there are other friends sneaking in here?No, isn't it?Ninzu and Shiraishi alone can kill everyone, why not? Can't hold it!

wait a second-

"Well, may I ask, how did the two of you get in?" Since you sneaked in, it means that there are passages from the outside and inside, right?In this case……

Baishi glanced at the colorful dog: "Yo, yo, I don't understand what you say."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." She had to ask again, "I mean, is there any secret passage to enter Sanada House?"

Renzu came forward: "Yo, yo, I don't understand."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." She felt that she seemed to understand something, so she had to resist the urge to vomit blood, and also swayed from side to side and danced, "Yo, yo, is there a passage?"

"Yo, yo, there is this."

"Where is Chuck making trouble?"

"I won't tell you, Chuck!"

"..."