[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2
Chapter 76 Offending the Author Chrysanthemum Broken
"Video?"
"That's right!" Chen Xiaolu nodded, "I thought of you dear when I wrote this, don't be too moved."
"...I'm not moved at all." Why should he be moved by such embarrassing things?
"..."
What follows is like a reincarnation.
Brother Cun Group began to suppress the President Group. At the same time, he also played "sadistic love" with his little bamboo horse. My mind is also "clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap".And his fiancée was also successfully transformed into No. [-] Cannon Fodder Woman, who hooked up with No. [-] Cannon Fodder Woman to commit adultery, and then...
"... How many times do you plan to play this kind of plot?"
"If time permits, seven or eight times."
"..."
"But wasn't time urgent? So it ended right away, what a pity." Chen Xiaolu looked up at the sky with tears in his eyes, "Do you know how painful it is for me to shrink my child's height with tears in my eyes?! I suddenly felt that I could understand Echizen's father is gone, it's not easy..."
"I don't want to know at all, thank you!"
"You heartless bastard!"
"What does that have to do with conscience?"
"Isn't my child your child?"
"...I don't have such a spoiled child."
"..." We can no longer play happily together!
The plot that followed really took a turn for the worse as Chen Xiaolu said.All in all, the two groups are I poke you today, poke me tomorrow, poke and poke, poke and poke, and then Tezuka boy falls into the hands of Atobe from time to time because of the cannon fodder girls [-] and [-], and from time to time It fell into Brother Cun's hands, "papapa" and "papapa" back and forth, and then the two bosses mailed video tapes to each other.
Unknowingly, the hard drives that Atobe and Brother Cun used to store videos filled a cabinet.
Finally one day, everyone felt that this was going to die!Can't go on like this!
The cause of the matter is...
Tezuka boy found out that he was pregnant.
"...Guan·Moon·Road!"
"To!"
"Do you dare to be more cheating?"
"But..." Pointing at the finger, "It's not fair that only women can have children."
"..." Guanyue said that he was powerless to say anything in the face of his wife's divine thinking.
Having children is a good thing.
The problem is, everyone knows who the child's "mother" is, but no one knows who the child's father is!
Therefore, in order to compete for the throne of "father", Atobe and Yukimura meet in a duel.
"duel……"
"Yes! A good man will have to fight for the one he loves once!" Chen Xiaolu covered his face, "This is the so-called 'romantic', tsk tsk, why did you get me so easily back then? What a pity !"Huh?And it seems that he shot him first?Never mind, it's all his fault anyway!
"...Don't say it, I already regret it very much."
"Is that so?" Sure enough, they are husband and wife, and they have a good understanding!
"If I had known this would happen, I should have chopped off my hand." The strong man cut off his wrist, but that's all.
"...Hey! You irresponsible scumbag! At least give me a reason!"
"I don't want to embarrass myself in that kind of exaggerated clothes."
That's right, Brother Cun and Brother Jing, who decided to duel, both wore knight outfits similar to those of the Western Middle Ages. One held a samurai sword in his hand, the other held a submachine gun in his hand, and carried a rocket launcher on his shoulder.
"... How do you fight with different weapons?"
"You're out, Brother Cun knows kung fu, his magical skills are invulnerable to swords and guns!"
"...That's beyond the scope of human beings, right?" Isn't this setting too unscientific?
"Do you think it's normal for him to eliminate the five senses?"
"..."
"Okay, don't worry about it too much, it's useless anyway, look!"
That's right, just as the two of them made moves one after another, Tezuka boy suddenly rushed out and stood between them.
In this way, he was stabbed in the chest and shot 88 times in the back. In the end, he was shot into the sky by the rocket launcher, and it took half a minute before he fell down.
"Bright light!"
"Little fairy!"
"why?"
"Why are you so stupid..."
It has to be said that Chen Xiaolu's true love is for the boy Tozuka. Even after such a tragedy, his face was still clean and his body was not damaged at all. He just lay quietly on the wrists of the two of them. Among them, the pale face and the blood-stained clothes complement each other, exuding a different kind of beauty.
Then he started leaving a last word.
After talking for about four or 10 minutes, he finally died.
"I...I'm going to..."
"Do not!!!"
"don't want!!!"
The two teenagers uttered such painful cries one after another.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"
"???"
"I'm going to give birth!!!!!!"
"..."
"Aren't you only two months pregnant?"
"I don't know, it's probably because I have been drinking strawberry cakes recently ... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
"Hurry up to the hospital!"
Guan Yue has already vomited blood to the point where there is no more blood to vomit: "...What's going on?"
"Ah, when I was writing, I thought of you who kept buying me Yakult and strawberry cakes, and when I was moved, I didn't realize it..."
"From tomorrow..."
"Buy me double?" Xing Xingyan asked.
"I won't buy it for you again."
"...Don't do that!" qaq
After being sent to the hospital, although Atobe and Yukimura actively fought for——
Lens one:
Atobe grabbed the doctor's shoulder and shook it desperately: "You save him! Save him!!!"
Doctor: "... this patient's family member, please calm down, I can't do surgery like you!"
Atobe: "Shut up! If you don't cure him, I'll kill everyone in your country!"
Doctor: "...Are you also Japanese?"
Lens two:
Yukimura grabbed the nurse's shoulder and shook it desperately: "Help him! Look at him in so much pain!!!"
Nurse: "... this patient's family member, please calm down, giving birth is not painless!"
Yukimura: "Shut up! You hurt him! Otherwise, I will kill everyone in your hospital!"
Nurse: "...then who will deliver the baby?"
……
Although they made such an effort and succeeded in changing the operating room ten times, Tezuka finally died of hemorrhage.
Two newly appointed fathers held their newborn babies and cried loudly.
"Light!!!!"
"Little goblin!!!!!!"
But, they knew—he would never answer.
At this moment, Tezuka Keiko (it is said that Tezuka was named before his death) finally opened his eyes.
The moment they met this look, the two fathers were stunned.
this is……
"Bright..."
"Little goblin..."
Did you come back?
The story ends there.
"What's the meaning of this final ending?" A bad feeling...
"Hey, I'm too embarrassed to say it~" Come on, beg her, just say it if you beg her!
"... Forget it." Anyway, it's probably not a good thing.
"... I beg you to beg me!"
"I refuse." But...
"..." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ! !
Guan Yue heaved a sigh of relief, no matter what, he was finally freed from this thunderstorm, right?It seems that excessive soft-heartedness is unnecessary, and it is better to seal her title of "God's Keyboard Player" (someone calls herself) forever, otherwise many people will die on the spot because of it.
"What a twists and turns, soul-stirring story."
The polar bear jumped out from nowhere again, and said while wiping away his tears: "When our review committee saw this article, we were shocked! This article should only exist in the sky, and it is rare to hear it in the world... It opened up for us. It's the light on our way! It's electricity! It's light! It's the only myth! It's... sorry, I'm excited. But, you understand, right?"
"Here, on behalf of all the staff, please allow me to pay the most sincere respect to the author 'Chrysanthemum Blooms for You', thank you for leading us into a new world, if possible... Ice Emperor welcomes you!"
Guan Yue: "..." Sure enough, the aesthetics of this world are bad.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." I'm so touched, this world is full of confidantes, confidantes, Mama really wants to transfer to another school, no... Isn't Snow Butterfly Princess of Fengniaoyuan a student of Bingdi?
"What's with that look on your face?"
"No, I just suddenly felt that there are two sides to everything. Even in such a bad world, there seems to be a place that warms people's hearts."
"..."
"Don't you think so?"
"I think our perception of warmth may be different."
"...Don't be like this." Rubbing over, hugging, "At least the bonus is in hand!" One million ah one million!It is enough to live for a long time, Chen Xiaolu thought of this, and smiled incomparably, "Honey, resign, I will support you!"
"it is good."
"..."
Guanyue turned her head, looked at the stunned stupid wife, raised her eyebrows slightly: "What's wrong?"
"...Shouldn't you refuse it straight away?" #我家公司不可是吃狂饭的小纽脸#
"Didn't you say you wanted to support me?"
"So! Shouldn't you justly refuse to say 'as a man, you can't let the woman you love pay for yourself'?" Dear, this is different from the script!
"Whose fault do you think this is?"
"What did I, I, I, I do?"
"..." In such a short period of time, she actually forgot to the point that she had completely forgotten it. Guanyue had to dig up old accounts, "Who was cheating in the cake shop against my face? Or Say, do you really want me to deal with the follow-up?"
"..." Chen Xiaolu thought about it silently, her husband smiled brightly at the other women, and there was a lot of acid in his heart, "Absolutely not! If you dare to do this, I will kill you Kill Brother Cun again!"
"...Leaving aside the first half of the sentence, what's the matter with Guan Xingcun?"
"That's right!" Chen Xiaolu nodded, "I thought of you dear when I wrote this, don't be too moved."
"...I'm not moved at all." Why should he be moved by such embarrassing things?
"..."
What follows is like a reincarnation.
Brother Cun Group began to suppress the President Group. At the same time, he also played "sadistic love" with his little bamboo horse. My mind is also "clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap".And his fiancée was also successfully transformed into No. [-] Cannon Fodder Woman, who hooked up with No. [-] Cannon Fodder Woman to commit adultery, and then...
"... How many times do you plan to play this kind of plot?"
"If time permits, seven or eight times."
"..."
"But wasn't time urgent? So it ended right away, what a pity." Chen Xiaolu looked up at the sky with tears in his eyes, "Do you know how painful it is for me to shrink my child's height with tears in my eyes?! I suddenly felt that I could understand Echizen's father is gone, it's not easy..."
"I don't want to know at all, thank you!"
"You heartless bastard!"
"What does that have to do with conscience?"
"Isn't my child your child?"
"...I don't have such a spoiled child."
"..." We can no longer play happily together!
The plot that followed really took a turn for the worse as Chen Xiaolu said.All in all, the two groups are I poke you today, poke me tomorrow, poke and poke, poke and poke, and then Tezuka boy falls into the hands of Atobe from time to time because of the cannon fodder girls [-] and [-], and from time to time It fell into Brother Cun's hands, "papapa" and "papapa" back and forth, and then the two bosses mailed video tapes to each other.
Unknowingly, the hard drives that Atobe and Brother Cun used to store videos filled a cabinet.
Finally one day, everyone felt that this was going to die!Can't go on like this!
The cause of the matter is...
Tezuka boy found out that he was pregnant.
"...Guan·Moon·Road!"
"To!"
"Do you dare to be more cheating?"
"But..." Pointing at the finger, "It's not fair that only women can have children."
"..." Guanyue said that he was powerless to say anything in the face of his wife's divine thinking.
Having children is a good thing.
The problem is, everyone knows who the child's "mother" is, but no one knows who the child's father is!
Therefore, in order to compete for the throne of "father", Atobe and Yukimura meet in a duel.
"duel……"
"Yes! A good man will have to fight for the one he loves once!" Chen Xiaolu covered his face, "This is the so-called 'romantic', tsk tsk, why did you get me so easily back then? What a pity !"Huh?And it seems that he shot him first?Never mind, it's all his fault anyway!
"...Don't say it, I already regret it very much."
"Is that so?" Sure enough, they are husband and wife, and they have a good understanding!
"If I had known this would happen, I should have chopped off my hand." The strong man cut off his wrist, but that's all.
"...Hey! You irresponsible scumbag! At least give me a reason!"
"I don't want to embarrass myself in that kind of exaggerated clothes."
That's right, Brother Cun and Brother Jing, who decided to duel, both wore knight outfits similar to those of the Western Middle Ages. One held a samurai sword in his hand, the other held a submachine gun in his hand, and carried a rocket launcher on his shoulder.
"... How do you fight with different weapons?"
"You're out, Brother Cun knows kung fu, his magical skills are invulnerable to swords and guns!"
"...That's beyond the scope of human beings, right?" Isn't this setting too unscientific?
"Do you think it's normal for him to eliminate the five senses?"
"..."
"Okay, don't worry about it too much, it's useless anyway, look!"
That's right, just as the two of them made moves one after another, Tezuka boy suddenly rushed out and stood between them.
In this way, he was stabbed in the chest and shot 88 times in the back. In the end, he was shot into the sky by the rocket launcher, and it took half a minute before he fell down.
"Bright light!"
"Little fairy!"
"why?"
"Why are you so stupid..."
It has to be said that Chen Xiaolu's true love is for the boy Tozuka. Even after such a tragedy, his face was still clean and his body was not damaged at all. He just lay quietly on the wrists of the two of them. Among them, the pale face and the blood-stained clothes complement each other, exuding a different kind of beauty.
Then he started leaving a last word.
After talking for about four or 10 minutes, he finally died.
"I...I'm going to..."
"Do not!!!"
"don't want!!!"
The two teenagers uttered such painful cries one after another.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"
"???"
"I'm going to give birth!!!!!!"
"..."
"Aren't you only two months pregnant?"
"I don't know, it's probably because I have been drinking strawberry cakes recently ... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
"Hurry up to the hospital!"
Guan Yue has already vomited blood to the point where there is no more blood to vomit: "...What's going on?"
"Ah, when I was writing, I thought of you who kept buying me Yakult and strawberry cakes, and when I was moved, I didn't realize it..."
"From tomorrow..."
"Buy me double?" Xing Xingyan asked.
"I won't buy it for you again."
"...Don't do that!" qaq
After being sent to the hospital, although Atobe and Yukimura actively fought for——
Lens one:
Atobe grabbed the doctor's shoulder and shook it desperately: "You save him! Save him!!!"
Doctor: "... this patient's family member, please calm down, I can't do surgery like you!"
Atobe: "Shut up! If you don't cure him, I'll kill everyone in your country!"
Doctor: "...Are you also Japanese?"
Lens two:
Yukimura grabbed the nurse's shoulder and shook it desperately: "Help him! Look at him in so much pain!!!"
Nurse: "... this patient's family member, please calm down, giving birth is not painless!"
Yukimura: "Shut up! You hurt him! Otherwise, I will kill everyone in your hospital!"
Nurse: "...then who will deliver the baby?"
……
Although they made such an effort and succeeded in changing the operating room ten times, Tezuka finally died of hemorrhage.
Two newly appointed fathers held their newborn babies and cried loudly.
"Light!!!!"
"Little goblin!!!!!!"
But, they knew—he would never answer.
At this moment, Tezuka Keiko (it is said that Tezuka was named before his death) finally opened his eyes.
The moment they met this look, the two fathers were stunned.
this is……
"Bright..."
"Little goblin..."
Did you come back?
The story ends there.
"What's the meaning of this final ending?" A bad feeling...
"Hey, I'm too embarrassed to say it~" Come on, beg her, just say it if you beg her!
"... Forget it." Anyway, it's probably not a good thing.
"... I beg you to beg me!"
"I refuse." But...
"..." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ! !
Guan Yue heaved a sigh of relief, no matter what, he was finally freed from this thunderstorm, right?It seems that excessive soft-heartedness is unnecessary, and it is better to seal her title of "God's Keyboard Player" (someone calls herself) forever, otherwise many people will die on the spot because of it.
"What a twists and turns, soul-stirring story."
The polar bear jumped out from nowhere again, and said while wiping away his tears: "When our review committee saw this article, we were shocked! This article should only exist in the sky, and it is rare to hear it in the world... It opened up for us. It's the light on our way! It's electricity! It's light! It's the only myth! It's... sorry, I'm excited. But, you understand, right?"
"Here, on behalf of all the staff, please allow me to pay the most sincere respect to the author 'Chrysanthemum Blooms for You', thank you for leading us into a new world, if possible... Ice Emperor welcomes you!"
Guan Yue: "..." Sure enough, the aesthetics of this world are bad.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." I'm so touched, this world is full of confidantes, confidantes, Mama really wants to transfer to another school, no... Isn't Snow Butterfly Princess of Fengniaoyuan a student of Bingdi?
"What's with that look on your face?"
"No, I just suddenly felt that there are two sides to everything. Even in such a bad world, there seems to be a place that warms people's hearts."
"..."
"Don't you think so?"
"I think our perception of warmth may be different."
"...Don't be like this." Rubbing over, hugging, "At least the bonus is in hand!" One million ah one million!It is enough to live for a long time, Chen Xiaolu thought of this, and smiled incomparably, "Honey, resign, I will support you!"
"it is good."
"..."
Guanyue turned her head, looked at the stunned stupid wife, raised her eyebrows slightly: "What's wrong?"
"...Shouldn't you refuse it straight away?" #我家公司不可是吃狂饭的小纽脸#
"Didn't you say you wanted to support me?"
"So! Shouldn't you justly refuse to say 'as a man, you can't let the woman you love pay for yourself'?" Dear, this is different from the script!
"Whose fault do you think this is?"
"What did I, I, I, I do?"
"..." In such a short period of time, she actually forgot to the point that she had completely forgotten it. Guanyue had to dig up old accounts, "Who was cheating in the cake shop against my face? Or Say, do you really want me to deal with the follow-up?"
"..." Chen Xiaolu thought about it silently, her husband smiled brightly at the other women, and there was a lot of acid in his heart, "Absolutely not! If you dare to do this, I will kill you Kill Brother Cun again!"
"...Leaving aside the first half of the sentence, what's the matter with Guan Xingcun?"
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