[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

According to Chen Xiaolu's description, the situation at that time was probably like this -

Brother Cun showed a distorted grin on his face: "Scream, scream, no one will come to rescue you even if you scream, hahahaha..."

Chen Xiaolu screamed very cooperatively: "...Break your throat! Break your throat! Break your throat, help!"

When Yukimura heard this, he stopped immediately, and said with a dull face: "Who is the broken throat? Who is it? When did you hook up? Tell me!" What a man, unforgivable!

"..." Tat Mama, this person is mentally retarded!

"I won't say it, look at me..."

"I said, I said, I said!" Pushed to the extreme, Chen Xiaolu's lying skills broke through to the full point in an instant, and he said lies without any pressure, "He is an andrology expert, specializing in infertility A series of symptoms such as impotence and premature ejaculation! It is said that Echizen used to be a three-second man, but after being treated by him, his waist is no longer sore and his legs are no longer painful. I can climb the third floor in one breath!"

"...I can also climb the third floor."

"People are standing upside down and using [beep——] to climb!!!"

This time, Yukimura, his friend, and Seiichi were completely stunned. Could Echizen Ryoma, that legendary man, be able to reach this point?It's unscientific...it's too unscientific...but why is Mao so eager to move around?

He coughed lightly: "Do you know how to contact that expert?"

"..." Chen Xiaolu choked speechlessly, this guy really believed it... But maybe it's a good thing, "Hehehehe, let go of my hand and I'll call you~"

"No, you report it, I will remember it!" Jumping out of bed to find a pen and paper.

"..." Why isn't he stupid now?Brother Cun, please behave normally!Don't play jumpers from time to time, can it be done?She was angry, "It's hard for me to be locked up like this by you, and I can't escape if I let go!" Wait, it seems hard?That's still soft.She instantly softened her voice like a film king, "Brother~brother~please~you~"

"Don't call me Onisan!"

"..."

"Call me Onini!" Brother Cun rubbed his chin, "Onitan is also fine."

"..." Can this guy's obsession be so boring? Hey!Having said that, seeing that there was a door, Chen Xiaolu still compromised wisely, calling out that very shameful title, "Please, O.N.Ni!"

"Be good~" Brother Cun, who was in a good mood, let go of Chen Xiaolu's hands, and then handed the pen and paper to her, urging, "Hurry up and write!"

"Okay." Chen Xiaolu nodded "obediently", wrote down a few numbers on the paper seriously, and then handed the paper back to the other party, "Ognini, here~"

Just when Brother Cun took the note with satisfaction, Chen Xiaolu became angry!

I saw that she lifted the sheet and covered the guy's head, pressing on the bed and beating him all over the place!

"What Ornini!"

"You wake me up a little bit!!"

"Brother ghosts are not the route you should take!!!"

"Even if you see a doctor again, you can't compare to Echizen's. Give up! Invincibility is his innate skill, talent, understand?!"

"If you really want to overtake him, go find Xu Fei!"

beat up... beat up...

She suddenly heard such a reminder in her ear——

[Guanyue Road has obtained 5 points of friendship with Yukimura Seiichi, and currently has a cumulative favorability of 95 points. 】

Chen Xiaolu burst into tears instantly, true love!

Being beaten up like this only loses five favor points!If it wasn't for the different positions, I really want to give him a thumbs up!

But then, the crisis came!

The reason why she was able to succeed was just to take advantage of the other party's carelessness, and when Brother Cun, who had obtained the "thick skin" bonus, reacted, the situation immediately reversed.

In just a few seconds, Chen Xiaolu was suppressed on the bed again by the other party, and what was even more deceitful was that after being beaten by her, the other party seemed to have turned on the switch of "blackening", "crazy" and "running away".

"Xiao Ji, congratulations on successfully angering me." Brother Cun said with a terrifying smile, and the black air from behind almost spread to the entire room.

"..." Don't, don't do this!You are Yukimura, not Kirihara, don't be so red-eyed, hey! ! !

“呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！！！！”狂笑声回荡在寂静的屋内。

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

In this way, the situation returned to before, no, it should be said to be worse than before.

……

Speaking of this, Chen Xiaolu grasped her husband's hand tightly: "I was so afraid of death at that time..."

"..." Although she really wanted to say "If you don't die, you won't die", but it is already remarkable that she can do this in that situation.

"Hurry up and hug me to comfort me! Bad review! Negative score!"

Guanyue sighed, and moved a little bit on the sofa, so the current posture became - "girl" lying on his knees.

Chen Xiaolu rubbed his husband's hand rubbing his head contentedly: "It's not too bad."

"and then?"

"Then? Isn't he just like that?"

"...What about the middle?" Don't just talk nonsense, but leave out the most critical part, okay?

"Ah, that." Chen Xiaolu said casually, "Didn't Atobu give you a card after deducting 5 points last time? This time I gave it too, and then I threw it on him when I got nervous."

"...cards?" I have to say that Guanyue really has a psychological shadow on this word, and he inexplicably realizes that it is useless even if he thinks he is fully prepared... because these cards themselves seem to be for the purpose of defrauding people. and exist.

"Yeah!" Chen Xiaolu nodded, "I didn't see what it was, anyway, I just threw it away, and then...he became like that." He kept following her begging for a beating, and he couldn't be stopped. Wait... Hey, it's really embarrassing. She's shaking m, and almost turned into s.

Guanyue supported his forehead: "I'm beginning to feel a little sympathetic to Xingcun." Being hit by that kind of unknown card, I don't know if there will be any serious and lasting consequences.

"Hey! You should sympathize with me who was almost molested by him!"

"Yes, yes." But if she said that, she would probably show a guilty face again, right?It was filled with "I'm guilty, I've committed stupidity and done wrong things", although I don't know how sincere it is, but... as expected, this heartless smiling face is more suitable for her.

"... We can no longer play happily together! Divorce!"

Guan Yue pinched someone's face and tugged: "What do you think of our marriage?"

"Humph!"

"Okay, good boy." Pat on the head.

"Do you treat me like a dog?" Chen Xiaolu said dissatisfiedly "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" bit someone's thigh, and let go after hearing a "hiss" from the other side contentedly, "Where's Xiaodian? Little Chuzi, go Bring me the little electricity... oh! I was wrong, brother Chu is successful, right?"

"Here." It's a fool who always "remembers to eat but not to fight".

Just like that, Chen Xiaolu lay on someone's lap and browsed the webpage comfortably. The first one to enter was naturally——

"what!!!"

Guan Yue, who was not mentally prepared, was almost startled by this guy, and asked, "What's wrong?" He was so startled all of a sudden.

I saw his idiot wife sitting up straight with a grunt, holding the notebook in both hands and trembling unceasingly, it looked like she had been electrocuted, and she seemed to have Parkinson's disease.

"It's started, it's started!"

"what?"

"Competition!" Chen Xiaolu threw himself into Brother Chu's arms, poking the screen with his hands desperately, "Look here, here! The review of articles has been completed, and the ranking will be announced soon. The time is... ah! Eight o'clock tonight That's great!" It's not in vain that she waited for many days, is everything finally going to be revealed now?

Chen·Little Author·Lu is full of confidence: "100 million is in hand!"

"...Are you so confident?"

"Of course!" Chen Xiaolu said seriously, "I can guarantee that no one will write such thrilling words except me." NP, uniform, coercion, imprisonment... all kinds of play cough cough cough...

"Let me confirm first." Brother Chu was full of black lines, and he had to say that he really understood his wife's cheating. "What do you mean by 'thrilling'?"

"That's right—everyone will feel super shocked after reading it! I think it's worth seeing such a wonderful thing in this life! I think..."

"Stop!...Stop talking, I already have an ominous premonition."

"Hey!" Chen Xiaolu was dissatisfied, "Can't you have some confidence in me?"

"I just have too much faith in you."

"..."

"By the way, it's mentioned that a pen name is required for submissions. What's your pen name?"

Chen Xiaolu turned his head proudly: "Hmph, I don't want to tell you!" This is a name that is destined to shine tonight and shock everyone!

Seeing her appearance, Guan Yue couldn't help laughing: "Really don't tell me?"

"Do not say!"

"What if we have a big meal at night?" He seduced him calmly.

"...Big, big meal?"

"Well, it's a big meal to celebrate in advance."

"In this case..." I struggled and struggled, "Where's the bowl?"

"I can help with washing."

"Deal!" Chen Xiaolu resolutely sold himself for a small profit, "My pen name is 'Chrysanthemum Blooms for You'!"

"..."

"Let's make a big meal!" Big meal!Feast!Feast!

"……goodbye!"

Chen Xiaolu went crazy: "Hey! You have to keep your word!" What about the agreed meal?You said you don't need to wash the dishes?What about eating and drinking enough to see the result?

Hmph, men are totally unbelievable!