[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2
Chapter 63 How can you be the team leader?
The situation at the entrance of the cake shop today is enough to impress countless people for a lifetime. After all, many people may not be able to see this kind of third-rate romantic (?) drama in reality. Of course, the onlookers are certainly happy to see it. The parties may not necessarily be like this.
For example, Chen Xiaolu.
Her only thought now is - why are candles lit on the ground?Why is it not a bomb?Let's all die together!Hehehehe, such a world has no value in existence.
Good · think · newspaper · agency! ! !
At the very moment when Chen Xiaolu was about to walk on the path of the villain boss, such a voice suddenly came——
"Hehe, what a shallow human being."
"..." X and N.
Countless people and their little friends were shocked. They thought that the situation had reached its limit at this point—either the boy in the red apron nodded and agreed to happy ending, or he refused to agree to the squint-eyed boy Hei Hua took out a hatchet and beheaded...
did not expect……
So, who is this new buddy?
No, instead of asking this question, why not ask the boy in the red apron who he hooked up with again?
Everyone looked at Chen Xiaolu one after another.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Don't do that!She is really innocent!Don't look at her like you look at a "scumbag", okay? TAT
Ah... Fortunately, this is Chu Ge's skin...
No, I can't think that way, I will kill her QAQ with a bunch of dirty dishes when I go back today
"Who?" Fujisuke turned around and asked.
"Hehehehe, I'm just a traveler in pursuit of a higher realm." The man replied as he walked slowly from the crowd, and wherever he went, the crowd shunned him.
No way, this guy's aura is too strong!
Just because he dared to wear a fur coat on a hot day, he should be praised!
The person who came was a young man. His short dark blue hair was pulled back and fixed with pomade, revealing a forehead as smooth as porcelain.I don't know what brand of pomade he used, it shone brightly in the sun, and the smell spread almost all over the street.Of course, the most eye-catching thing is-the yellow cross branded on the young man's forehead and the tennis-shaped earbuckles on both ears. The former seems to be plated with gold deliberately, which is shining like sunlight; while the latter is really It was the size of a tennis ball and seemed to be made of pure gold. It looked very...heavy, making people worry that the boy's earlobe would fall to the ground in the next second, and he couldn't even pull it out.
Bu Er stepped back half a step, showing a vigilant look: "Who are you?"
"Hehehehehe, what's the matter? Er Zhouzhu, you can't even recognize me?"
"This voice...you..." After a few seconds of stunned, Fujisuke showed an incredulous expression, "Ice Empress' Ninja Yushi?"
"No, now please call me Shinozu, Head, Yushi."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!What's going on!It's completely wrong, okay?What is the leader?Don't tell her that guy with loose pants and a roll is also wearing it!No... No, that guy is not that bad!
"Captain?"
"It's not the head, it's Ninja, Head, Yushi." Ninzu shook his head confidently, but unfortunately, because of the wax, none of the hairs could float up, but he threw out a pile of pomade, "Let me introduce myself, I am now' Friends who are pursuing the mysteries of the big universe, gather together and light the torches. Head of the group, boy, are you interested in joining the group?"
"..."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." What's with the weird and middle school group name?How can you say that so nonchalantly, Ninazu Yuuji?Just listening to it feels like playing ashamed, okay? !
"Sorry, I'm not interested." In a sense, Fuji Zhouzhu and Chen Xiaolu thought the same thing, of course, this is normal, according to the visual inspection at the beginning of the month - the IQ of these two people who can communicate normally are on the same level at the moment.
Renzu sighed and said, "Oh, sure enough, your level is not enough."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Brother, will you die if you don't say "huh"?can you?
"grade?"
"That's right." Ninzu sneered, "Humans like you who choose NP in pursuit of physical pleasure are just level 1 slimes. I originally gave you the opportunity to upgrade to level 2 rags, but it's a pity You didn't appreciate it."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." I'm completely powerless to complain, okay?Why grade?Level 1 is a slime, why is level 2 a rag?And is upgrading worse than not upgrading?No wonder I don't want to catch it, dear!
No way... After only a short while, she felt that she was about to become Shinpachi...
"I'm level 1?" After being stunned for a moment, Buer asked, "Then what do you mean by high level?"
"Heh...does it need to be said?" Yushi Ninzu smiled softly. I have to say that this guy really has a good voice, especially when he deliberately lowers his voice, it can really make people get goose bumps. Facts have proved that Chen Xiaolu is not the only one who has this reaction.
"You are so narrow!"
Shinobu first opened his arms violently, and under this movement, the sweater coat on his body rattled!
Only then did Chen Xiaolu realize that he had hung a large row of cans under his clothes in order to achieve this effect. She: "..." Enough!She doesn't want to complain anymore!What is this feeling of heartache that everyone you meet has evolved?Let her go and cry...
"do you know?"
At some point, a book with a yellow cover appeared in Yushi Ninzu's hand—no doubt it was plated with gold again. Then, he gently opened it with his slender fingers—Chen Xiaolu discovered that this book There are eighteen gold rings on one hand!
"In the beginning of human beings, there was no such concept as P. At that time, we could do whatever we wanted, and we could have sex with whoever we wanted... And that's why we are what we are today!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..." I always feel that something is wrong, really, is this the truth?
"Look, the wonderful pictures I have carefully collected." Shinobu, head of the group, Yushi said, while opening the book in his hand to the Fuji brothers.
Fuji Shusuke:"!!!"
Fuji Yuta: "..." blushing.
Onlookers: "!!!" Silently took out their mobile phones and took pictures!
Mr. M in the store: "What the hell is it, I really want to see it ~ you too?"
Guan Yue: "..." No, he doesn't want to watch it at all, and... idiots are not allowed to watch it!
Chen Xiaolu: "." It seems that the door to a new world has been opened... It turns out that it can still be like this... I have raised my posture...
"Snapped!"
With the sound of closing the book, everyone recovered from the shock for a while, and could only hear the stunned voice say: "How is it? Do you want to be strong? Hahahahaha, I used [-] catties of gold to change it. here."
"Cough, okay, let's continue." Renzu shook his hair again, this time, he successfully shook the pomade off the face of the passerby, "But! I don't know when, we humans have abandoned this fine tradition It's a pity, a pity, a pity, a pity! Little do we know that we, like this, have actually embarked on the road of extinction!"
"..." X and N.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Yes, is that so?
"Hehe, after hearing this, you Fuer Zhousuke, who is obsessed with trivial things like sex, don't you feel ashamed?"
As if being struck by lightning, Fuji Zhou Zhu showed a shocked and stunned expression: "You, you mean..."
"That's right." Renzu nodded with a smile, "You can go if you are in love with each other, and if you don't want to go up, you can just lift your pants and leave. This is the wisdom left to us by the sages, this is the profound meaning of the universe, this is... The ultimate I pursue!"
"!!!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..." So, what happened to Ren Zu Beng Yushi during this time?Why did he turn into this terrifying appearance now! ! !
This product has completely changed from the original 3P enthusiast to a no-nonsense mobile charger. Hey! ! !
"How about it, do you want to join our group?" Yushi Ninzu showed his neat white teeth, and slowly stretched out his hand to Fuji Shusuke, "Now you can enjoy a [-]% discount for joining the group."
"[-]% off?"
"Well, it used to be that I slept ten times, but now eight times is enough."
"..."
Chen Xiaolu finally couldn't bear it anymore, if this guy keeps talking, she will be destroyed, okay?Not to mention the two brothers, they are already scary enough, please don't make them scarier!
She silently closed the ladder beside her, held it in her hand, and walked in front of Yushi Ninzu.
"Huh? Little brother, do you want to join the group too?" Yushi Ninzu touched his chin and carefully assessed the physical condition of the "boy". "If you want, you can get [-]% off."
"..." Who wants a [-]% discount? Hey!Anyone who dared to attack her first brother would die, but Chen Xiaolu lifted the ladder in his hand, and violently kicked someone away!
"Go to the depths of the Pacific Ocean and reflect on yourself!!!"
"Ah!!!!!! I will be back~~~~~~~~"
"..." It's better not to come back!
Chen Xiaolu threw away the ladder in his hand and helplessly supported his forehead. She just came to work for her junior brother for a day. Why did things turn out like this?
Tired of love...
"In the beginning..."
"……"Oops!Forgetting that there was such a thing, Chen Xiaolu hurriedly took half a step back, looking warily at the boy in front of him.
But Bu Er Zhou Zhu actually apologized to her: "I'm sorry, my request must have caused you a lot of trouble."
"...Huh?" This guy... Could it be...
"4P or something is really not very good."
"...um." Is it normal?
"so……"
"So?" Could it be that Fuji Zhouzhu was able to heal himself?Ma Ma is a godlike man! ! !
"The weather is so nice today, let's go and have a casual chat?" Fujisuke said with a smile, "Then lift up your trousers and go back to each house and each mother, how about it?"
"..." What a ghost! ! !This product is even more abnormal, okay? ? ?
☆, 64, save the princess, boy!
"don't want!"
Is this still needless to say?Absolutely not!
"...Don't?" A thick shadow suddenly appeared behind Fuji Shusuke.
"..." Hey, is this a silent threat?But even so, she would not compromise, and vowed to protect the chastity of her family Ah Chu—wait, does he still have this?No, never mind, that's what it means anyway!
Making up her mind, Chen Xiaolu took half a step back, tiptoeing up the ladder on the ground, and made up her mind that if this guy behaves like this again, she will officially change her job to become a "fighter".
"Brother." At this moment, the little angel Yuta came up, "Have you forgotten what the leader said? This kind of thing is only possible if you love me."
"...Really?" Fujisuke was taken aback for a moment, and then he showed a look of surprise, "That's right, Yuta, well said!"
A crisis seemed to dissipate.
but!
But Chen Xiaolu felt that it was very cheating, Yuta is too young!It's rare that Yuta's boy is not so bad (?)!Why did you call that guy Ninzuzu the leader!Is he really planning to join the group?The tour fee for joining the group is to be slept in!Young man, please think carefully about it!
"I almost failed the teachings of the head of Kansai." Fuji sighed, and then reached out to his younger brother, "Yuta, let's go."
"Hmm." Grab.
So, the two brothers walked together hand in hand.
Everyone: "..." Shameful unfinished!Bad review!minus!Brick!mine!
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Illusion?Why did she feel that something terrible was going to happen between the two brothers?It must be an illusion, hahahaha, yes!It must be an illusion!She doesn't know anything!I don't know what HAPPY ENDING is! TAT
However, in any case, is she safe for the time being?
However, due to such a ruckus, it was time for "Mr. S" to take a lunch break. Chen Xiaolu went back to the store in tears and took off his apron, and lay down on the counter, dying: "I'm so tired... I feel like I will never love you again." It's..."
"My condolences..." A hand patted her shoulder.
Chen Xiaolu turned his head, facing Mr. M's face, a black line suddenly appeared: "Can you stop laughing so happily when you comfort me?"
"Really? Hahahaha, wait for me to practice!"
"..." Who cares about him!
The "boy" who was heartbroken stood up straight, ran to his brother Chu with tears streaming down his face, begging to be touched and comforted, ah, by the way, where is her brother Chu?
Mr. M asked curiously, "Are you looking for something?"
"It's just... the new cleaning lady in our store today, did you see it?"
"Eh? It was there just now. Where are you going now?" Mr. M raised a possibility, "Could it be that you went to have lunch? Look, didn't the store manager also go to eat just now?"
"..." How could Ah Chu go to lunch without waiting for her?
Full of doubts, Chen Xiaolu began to search for the figure of "Qicaimei" in the store, but of course she didn't know it. When the store manager left the cake shop, she said to the "new cleaning lady": "Take the trash over there to the trash can."
As an employee, Guan Yue took the order very competently, and it seemed that the fool would have to rest for a while.
Just like that, he carried the garbage bag and walked to the back door—the garbage in the store is usually thrown in the garbage can outside the door. However, after he finished throwing away the garbage, he suddenly felt someone approaching, and the sound of footsteps was heard Deliberately put it lightly, if you don't listen carefully, you can't detect it at all, he sighed, turned around and said: "You want to..."
At this second, the mask on Guan Yue's face was ripped off, and then, a burst of spray was sprayed on his mouth and nose. Although he held his breath at the moment of reaction, it seemed... still too late.
"Well……"
He only had time to groan before he passed out in the alley outside the back door.
So I don't know--
After seeing the "girl" faint, someone slowly raised the corners of his mouth, showing a satisfied smile.
Then, he leaned down and picked him up.
Soon there was no one there.
After about five or six minutes, Chen Xiaolu and Mr. M arrived at the back door.
"Huh? Why is the back door open?"
"Ah! Maybe she's throwing out trash, hey, little..." Mr. M paused, "By the way, what's her name?"
"...It has nothing to do with you!" Could it be that this guy wants to pick on her first brother?Asshole, asshole!Stop it!
"Tsk, stingy." Mr. M looked at the "boy" next to him with disdain, "Do you think all the girls in the world belong to you?"
"..." She doesn't care about girls and men all over the world, as long as she has a first brother, that's enough!
"Yeah, why is there no one?"
Of course, the alley was empty.
Chen Xiaolu glanced left and right, and shouted: "Ah..." Glancing at Mr. M, he swallowed "Chu" silently, "Are you there?"
"Little egg, are you there?"
"What is the little egg, hello!"
"Who told you not to tell me my name." Spread your hands.
"..." Chen Xiaolu was speechless, and out of the corner of her eye, she suddenly caught something familiar on the ground. She hurried over and bent down to pick it up, "This is..."
"Xiaodan's mask? Why is it here?" Mr. M was also stunned.
"What exactly is going on?"
"But it's good to have a mask, wait a minute, I'll find someone to help now."
"……what?"
"It just so happens that a friend of mine came here, and I planned to have lunch with him, it seems that I must ask him to help now." Mr. M took out his mobile phone while talking, dialed the number, and said a few words talk.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." No matter what, you can only rely on him at this time, right?
After all, Ah Chu had been missing for less than 10 minutes, so no one would believe him even if he called the police!But what is going on?
After about a few minutes, a very joyful shout suddenly came from the entrance of the alley: "Taro~"
"Taro?" Chen Xiaolu tilted his head, "Who is it?"
Mr. M's face turned red in an instant: "I told you not to call me that!!! Call me Mr. M!"
"Oh, M Taro."
"...It's even uglier, okay?!"
"Where is it ugly, Taro is a great name!"
"That's because there is a 'gold' in your name. If you were only called Taro Toyama, you wouldn't say that!"
"Then you can change your name to Gintaro!"
"……goodbye!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Is it really the world of "The Prince of Tennis"?How can you meet the prince wherever you go?Although she is not very familiar with this one, yes, from Shitianbao Temple-Toyama Kintaro!
Wait... Now that Kintaro Toyama has appeared, then... no, no way?
"Xiao Jin, stop making trouble."
really!
Chen Xiaolu stared wide-eyed at the young man who was walking slowly. He has light brown hair and eyes. He is - the head of Shitianbao Temple - Shiraishi Kuranosuke!
"Obviously M Taro sounds better."
"……Hey!!!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..."
What, what's going on?What, what's the situation?
This guy in front of me is Kuranosuke Shiraishi?Let’s play with her hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a ghost! ! !
She has never heard that Shiraishi likes cosplay at all!I saw that this guy was actually wearing a clown suit, with patterns of spades, hearts, diamonds and clubs painted on his chest. Not only that, he didn't know what was painted on his face, it was all white, and then his cheeks were painted with ** There are two tennis balls painted on his oil paint, of course, the most cool, but it is still his hair that is deliberately smeared with pomade, and when he shakes his head, there are big clumps flying around, which looks... cough, quite familiar!
"Huh? Isn't this a new member who wants to join the group?"
Sure enough, Shinozu? Leader? Yushi walked out from behind Shiraishi? Hisoka? Kuranosuke: "What? Can't wait to pay the tour fee?"
"...Who wants to hand it in, hey!"
"Now is not the time to talk about this!" Mr. M finally remembered the business, "Is there a girl who urgently needs our rescue?"
"Sister?" X2
After Shinozuzu and Shiraishi shouted in unison, they smiled at each other, and stretched out their hands to wipe their mouths at the same time.
"Hey, keep talking." X2
Chen Xiaolu: "..." What's with the feeling that things are becoming more dangerous?Help!
M-kun...or should I say Taro classmate?In short, he quickly told the whole story, and finally concluded his statement: "I suspect that Xiao Dan was kidnapped, so, Xiao Jin, please!"
Baishi nodded: "Sisters are human treasures, we must protect them!"
Ninzuzu also nodded: "Führer, you are right!"
"……"Hello!What kind of head of state is Shiraishi?Why is he the head of state?No... Forget it, now is not the time to complain.
"Leave it to me!" Toyama Kintaro patted his chest, took the mask from Taro's hand, and sniffed it carefully.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Wait, what he calls helping is not just treating himself like a dog?Is this really reliable? !Although, Lord Yan did the same thing before, but that's because he is not human at all!
Normal people can really...
"All right!"
――It’s really good, hey!
"Xiao Jin, is it alright?"
"Of course!" The boy replied confidently, "I can even smell what she ate yesterday!"
"..." No, this is not something to be proud of, okay?
"Okay, lead the way!"
"learn!"
Thus, the five warriors born to save the "princess" embarked on a journey... Ah, no!
"S, I will leave everything to you." M held Chen Xiaolu's hand and said earnestly.
"Ah? Are you not going?"
"I've gone, and no one is going to work in the store in the afternoon."
"……Too."
"Remember, you must bring Xiaodan back safely!"
"Do not worry!"
So, where is the "Her Royal Highness" who was taken away by the dragon at this time? ——
☆、65、What do you want to do to me?
very dark.
This was Guan Yue's first feeling after waking up.
Although he fell into a coma, he still realized that it would not take more than two hours from then to now, so, it should be because of the light?
He tried to move his body, but found that his hands and feet seemed to be bound. What is it...
"are you awake?"
A soft voice came from not far away.
"……Who?"
What responded to him was the light sound of a switch being pressed.
The chandelier above the head lit up in the next second, and Guanyue subconsciously turned her head to the side and squinted her eyes, resisting the discomfort caused by the sudden strong light on her eyes.
"Can't even hear my voice?" The man smiled, "It seems that you have been free for too long."
"..."
While speaking, the visitor had already walked to the side of the "girl". He had a tall and slender figure, and an extremely handsome and elegant face.The blue-purple hair refracted beautifully under the dim light, and was slightly curled against the side of the face, giving off a silent gentleness.
But at this moment, he stared deeply at the girl imprisoned on the bed with those violet-like eyes that were the same color as her hair, and sighed contentedly: "At this moment, you have finally returned to my side, little girl!" Ji."
"...Yukimura Seiichi." Should it be said that he was the "overlord" who once ruled the world?It is indeed full of momentum, but the premise is to use this "dominant spirit" for business, right?
"Hehe, Xiao Ji, you're a lot more courageous." Although he was displeased, Yukimura still smiled, "I remember you never dared to call me by my name when you were very young."
"..."
"But it's okay, if you're willing to stay by my side, it's okay to call me that, although..." The boy showed a meaningful smile on his face, "I still like it when you call me 'brother', especially when you cry and beg When I stop."
"..." He was wrong, this guy is not Yukimura Seichi, but just an ordinary woman.
"What's the matter? Xiaoji, why don't you talk?" After rambling on for a while, Brother Cun, who didn't answer, became dissatisfied. He alone said that he was not high-end at all, okay? !Just like playing a single-player RPG, it is strongly required to be online!
"...What do you want me to say?"
"Just say what you think."
Guanyue moved his hands and feet bound by the iron rings, and the iron chains on them were directly connected to the bed rails on both sides, trapping him firmly on the bed: "Let me go."
"Hehe." Yukimura chuckled, "Do you think it's possible?"
"Do you know what you're doing? It's a crime."
As soon as the voice fell, Guanyue felt that her IQ seemed to be infected by this body. Isn't talking about the law with these collapsed guys nonsense?
This is true.
"Crime? If this is considered a crime, then I am already unforgivable?" Yukimura bent down with a smile, grabbed the "girl"'s chin with one hand, and stroked his fingers gently, "After all, according to Japanese law , having sex with a ten-year-old girl is a felony."
"..." Is it really okay to say something that breaks the lower limit so openly?What the hell did that idiot write? !
"But, it's not my fault." Yukimura let go of the "girl"'s chin, and traced her face with his fingers, "It's all your fault, Xiao Ji." The movement was very elegant, and he said The words that come out seem quite illogical.
"My fault?"
"That's right." Yukimura sighed slightly, "Obviously I love you so much, I've been...always...but you always show a pure and innocent face and call me 'Brother' and 'Brother' remind me over and over again—the fact that you are my 'sister'."
"How cruel. Doing this while dangling indiscriminately in my pajamas in front of my eyes. Inadvertently showing white tender arms, small feet and cutely shaped belly buttons... and underwear deliberately thrown in the bathroom** ...you've been seducing me every moment!"
"..."
If Chen Xiaolu were here at the moment, he would probably complain: Is there nothing normal in **'s eyes? !
"It looks like an angel, but it's actually a devil!"
"Obviously dragged me into the endless abyss from which I could no longer escape, but showed a ignorant face, as if this could completely put aside responsibility, hehe, will it let you escape so easily?" Yukimura said As he said that, his palm suddenly pressed on the girl's abdomen, "Even if I die, I will take you with me."
"..." Can this guy really return to normal?
Guan Yue seriously felt that the "Yukimura Seichi" in front of him was completely hopeless.
"Did you have fun during the time you ran away? Xiao Ji."
Brother Cun, who has fully turned on the "chattering" mode, continues to shoot...
"I thought you just seduced Tezuka, but I didn't expect to hook up with Atobe again, and the latter even had a conflict with our family because of you, heh, are you so hungry and need men so much?"
"Do you need me to satisfy you now? Xiaoji."
Guan Yue: "...No, thank you."
"Are you shy? It's so cute." Yukimura deepened the smile on the corner of his mouth, "What's there to be shy about? From childhood to adulthood, I haven't seen anything on you, and many places have changed because of my efforts. How about today."
"..."
"And..." The young man gently pressed the soft abdomen under his palm, "You should be able to conceive at your current age, right?"
"It is said that 'mother is the greatest person in the world', once you have our child, you will never want to leave my side again?" He retracted his hand while talking, and slowly loosened the white shirt Buttons at neckline.
"Wait……"
Before he could finish his words, Guan Yue felt a familiar dizziness in his head.
The next moment, he appeared on the street strangely.
what happened?
"Little friend A, what's wrong with you?"
Someone asked him this way, Guanyue turned his head, and saw a man dressed as a clown, who looked somewhat familiar and somewhat strange.
"Do you want to pay the tour fee now?"
"..." This is...Ninzuzu? Leader? Yushi?
"Really? It's so positive, hahahaha, I'm so touched!" The clown twisted back and forth a few times with his hands on his waist, and Lan Hua said while poking his face.
"Me too, Head of State!" Ren Zu laughed loudly, "When the girl is rescued, let's go together!"
"Good idea, Captain!"
"Must, Führer!"
Guan Yue: "..." What is this mess?
wrong!
It has to be said that these two people really affected the IQ, and his brain turned when they interrupted him. Only then did he realize that he seemed to have returned to his original body. Is it time?
not good! ! !
His face changed drastically, so to speak, that idiot now...
"Why don't you three leave?!"
At this moment, a red-haired boy ran over, with his hands on his hips, and said dissatisfiedly, "It's really too slow, let me take you away!"
"Wait, Xiao Jin..."
Before Shiraishi? "
The one who encountered the same encounter with him was Ninjutsu? Pants Luoluo? Leader? Yushi. While letting the wax dance and fall in the air, he comforted his little friend: "It's okay, Führer, I still have it at my place. After discovering that it is very useful , I used three thousand catties of gold to buy another bottle of [-]ml, enough for a long time!"
"Good job, Captain!"
"Must, Führer!"
"You two! Can you let me go?!"
That's right, these two bastards who were dragged by Kintaro Toyama didn't forget to bring Chu Ge with them even when they were unlucky. forward.
"How can I let you go? We are partners!"
"Yes, even villains have loyalty!"
"No, Head of State, we are the righteous who save the world!"
"Ah, you're right, Commander."
"..." Guanyue raised his forehead, but looking at their location, they seemed to be really near Kanagawa?And the direction of the street seems to be quite right - after hearing what his wife said about San**oss, he once did some basic research on several people.I have to say that Yukimura and Tezuka are pretty good. Once something happens, Atobe, which is said to have [-] villas across the country, is the most difficult to find.
Now, I just hope that idiot can...
So, what is the "idiot" in Guanyue's mouth doing at the moment?
Well, what else can she do but passively accept the tragedy?
Chen Xiaolu felt that he was really struggling!
Enduring the mental attacks of Shiraishi and Shinozu all the way!
Keep listening to what they say about teachings!
After being raped until the end, she almost thought it was so good!
Then she suddenly became dizzy, and then she teleported from the street to a certain room. Before she could react, she saw a young man undressing herself!
If it was someone else, she could appreciate it with a smile.
If it was the first brother, she would have already pounced on him.
The issue is!
This guy is Brother Cun!
Is a lucky village? Jing? City ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !
Isn't this cheating? ? ? ? ?
Under such high pressure, Chen Xiaolu's brain, which had been sluggish all the time, suddenly understood what was going on at the moment, and then felt even more miserable. He would rather be confused than understand her, really!
"Xue Yukimura, calm down!!!"
Seeing that the boy was about to take off his shirt, Chen Xiaolu swallowed and shouted anxiously.
"Calm?" Brother Cun tilted his head and smiled beautifully, "I'm very calm now."
"...Then, that's good."
"Today is exactly your ovulation period, which is very suitable for conception. Moreover, I heard that there are several positions that can increase the chance of pregnancy. Let's try it."
"..." He is so calm! ! !
Chen Xiaolu finally shouted uncontrollably: "Ya, Ya Butterfly!!!"——
☆, 66, so green, so green
Anyone who has done bad things knows it.
The more the "victim" yells, the more excited the "criminal" will be. For example, if she scratches a certain roommate with a few friends, the more miserable she yells, the more excited everyone will be. On the contrary, if she remains motionless with a paralyzed face Look at people... no one can do it!
so--
Chen Xiaolu's cry successfully made Brother Cun excited again.
With a "shua", he took off his shirt, threw it on the bed, and approached him.
"Wait! Wait, wait!" Chen Xiaolu yelled in his heart, "I am my aunt! You can't touch me!"
Brother Cun stopped and frowned: "Impossible, you should be ovulating now."
"..." Chen Xiaolu vomited blood: Brother, where did you get the knowledge from?
Then she saw that the young man was holding his fingers on the spot. After counting back and forth twice, she nodded affirmatively: "Yes, that's it!" Then she changed her face, "Are you trying to deceive me? Xiaoji, you are very You are not good, it seems that you have learned a lot from outside."
"..." Chen Xiaolu swallowed silently, "No, that's not the case, you listen to my explanation!" When he got nervous, his head turned quickly, so he opened his mouth and lied, "Actually, since I left your side Afterwards, menstruation has been irregular, and the days are different every month!"
"..."
"Whether it's drinking brown sugar water or eating black-bone chicken soup, it's useless..." I looked at the sky with tears in my eyes at 45 degrees, "I knew it since then, village... No, brother! You are my true love! No You and I don't even have regular periods!"
"..."
"So look..." Chen Xiaolu sniffed his nose, "As soon as I saw you, I came here, did you feel it? Brother, my deep love... I am determined! I am so moved Ah! The sun and the moon have no light! Heaven and earth can learn from each other! We live together and die together! We go to the underworld together!" Eh?It seems that something strange has mixed in,
For example, Chen Xiaolu.
Her only thought now is - why are candles lit on the ground?Why is it not a bomb?Let's all die together!Hehehehe, such a world has no value in existence.
Good · think · newspaper · agency! ! !
At the very moment when Chen Xiaolu was about to walk on the path of the villain boss, such a voice suddenly came——
"Hehe, what a shallow human being."
"..." X and N.
Countless people and their little friends were shocked. They thought that the situation had reached its limit at this point—either the boy in the red apron nodded and agreed to happy ending, or he refused to agree to the squint-eyed boy Hei Hua took out a hatchet and beheaded...
did not expect……
So, who is this new buddy?
No, instead of asking this question, why not ask the boy in the red apron who he hooked up with again?
Everyone looked at Chen Xiaolu one after another.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Don't do that!She is really innocent!Don't look at her like you look at a "scumbag", okay? TAT
Ah... Fortunately, this is Chu Ge's skin...
No, I can't think that way, I will kill her QAQ with a bunch of dirty dishes when I go back today
"Who?" Fujisuke turned around and asked.
"Hehehehe, I'm just a traveler in pursuit of a higher realm." The man replied as he walked slowly from the crowd, and wherever he went, the crowd shunned him.
No way, this guy's aura is too strong!
Just because he dared to wear a fur coat on a hot day, he should be praised!
The person who came was a young man. His short dark blue hair was pulled back and fixed with pomade, revealing a forehead as smooth as porcelain.I don't know what brand of pomade he used, it shone brightly in the sun, and the smell spread almost all over the street.Of course, the most eye-catching thing is-the yellow cross branded on the young man's forehead and the tennis-shaped earbuckles on both ears. The former seems to be plated with gold deliberately, which is shining like sunlight; while the latter is really It was the size of a tennis ball and seemed to be made of pure gold. It looked very...heavy, making people worry that the boy's earlobe would fall to the ground in the next second, and he couldn't even pull it out.
Bu Er stepped back half a step, showing a vigilant look: "Who are you?"
"Hehehehehe, what's the matter? Er Zhouzhu, you can't even recognize me?"
"This voice...you..." After a few seconds of stunned, Fujisuke showed an incredulous expression, "Ice Empress' Ninja Yushi?"
"No, now please call me Shinozu, Head, Yushi."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!What's going on!It's completely wrong, okay?What is the leader?Don't tell her that guy with loose pants and a roll is also wearing it!No... No, that guy is not that bad!
"Captain?"
"It's not the head, it's Ninja, Head, Yushi." Ninzu shook his head confidently, but unfortunately, because of the wax, none of the hairs could float up, but he threw out a pile of pomade, "Let me introduce myself, I am now' Friends who are pursuing the mysteries of the big universe, gather together and light the torches. Head of the group, boy, are you interested in joining the group?"
"..."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." What's with the weird and middle school group name?How can you say that so nonchalantly, Ninazu Yuuji?Just listening to it feels like playing ashamed, okay? !
"Sorry, I'm not interested." In a sense, Fuji Zhouzhu and Chen Xiaolu thought the same thing, of course, this is normal, according to the visual inspection at the beginning of the month - the IQ of these two people who can communicate normally are on the same level at the moment.
Renzu sighed and said, "Oh, sure enough, your level is not enough."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Brother, will you die if you don't say "huh"?can you?
"grade?"
"That's right." Ninzu sneered, "Humans like you who choose NP in pursuit of physical pleasure are just level 1 slimes. I originally gave you the opportunity to upgrade to level 2 rags, but it's a pity You didn't appreciate it."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." I'm completely powerless to complain, okay?Why grade?Level 1 is a slime, why is level 2 a rag?And is upgrading worse than not upgrading?No wonder I don't want to catch it, dear!
No way... After only a short while, she felt that she was about to become Shinpachi...
"I'm level 1?" After being stunned for a moment, Buer asked, "Then what do you mean by high level?"
"Heh...does it need to be said?" Yushi Ninzu smiled softly. I have to say that this guy really has a good voice, especially when he deliberately lowers his voice, it can really make people get goose bumps. Facts have proved that Chen Xiaolu is not the only one who has this reaction.
"You are so narrow!"
Shinobu first opened his arms violently, and under this movement, the sweater coat on his body rattled!
Only then did Chen Xiaolu realize that he had hung a large row of cans under his clothes in order to achieve this effect. She: "..." Enough!She doesn't want to complain anymore!What is this feeling of heartache that everyone you meet has evolved?Let her go and cry...
"do you know?"
At some point, a book with a yellow cover appeared in Yushi Ninzu's hand—no doubt it was plated with gold again. Then, he gently opened it with his slender fingers—Chen Xiaolu discovered that this book There are eighteen gold rings on one hand!
"In the beginning of human beings, there was no such concept as P. At that time, we could do whatever we wanted, and we could have sex with whoever we wanted... And that's why we are what we are today!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..." I always feel that something is wrong, really, is this the truth?
"Look, the wonderful pictures I have carefully collected." Shinobu, head of the group, Yushi said, while opening the book in his hand to the Fuji brothers.
Fuji Shusuke:"!!!"
Fuji Yuta: "..." blushing.
Onlookers: "!!!" Silently took out their mobile phones and took pictures!
Mr. M in the store: "What the hell is it, I really want to see it ~ you too?"
Guan Yue: "..." No, he doesn't want to watch it at all, and... idiots are not allowed to watch it!
Chen Xiaolu: "." It seems that the door to a new world has been opened... It turns out that it can still be like this... I have raised my posture...
"Snapped!"
With the sound of closing the book, everyone recovered from the shock for a while, and could only hear the stunned voice say: "How is it? Do you want to be strong? Hahahahaha, I used [-] catties of gold to change it. here."
"Cough, okay, let's continue." Renzu shook his hair again, this time, he successfully shook the pomade off the face of the passerby, "But! I don't know when, we humans have abandoned this fine tradition It's a pity, a pity, a pity, a pity! Little do we know that we, like this, have actually embarked on the road of extinction!"
"..." X and N.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Yes, is that so?
"Hehe, after hearing this, you Fuer Zhousuke, who is obsessed with trivial things like sex, don't you feel ashamed?"
As if being struck by lightning, Fuji Zhou Zhu showed a shocked and stunned expression: "You, you mean..."
"That's right." Renzu nodded with a smile, "You can go if you are in love with each other, and if you don't want to go up, you can just lift your pants and leave. This is the wisdom left to us by the sages, this is the profound meaning of the universe, this is... The ultimate I pursue!"
"!!!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..." So, what happened to Ren Zu Beng Yushi during this time?Why did he turn into this terrifying appearance now! ! !
This product has completely changed from the original 3P enthusiast to a no-nonsense mobile charger. Hey! ! !
"How about it, do you want to join our group?" Yushi Ninzu showed his neat white teeth, and slowly stretched out his hand to Fuji Shusuke, "Now you can enjoy a [-]% discount for joining the group."
"[-]% off?"
"Well, it used to be that I slept ten times, but now eight times is enough."
"..."
Chen Xiaolu finally couldn't bear it anymore, if this guy keeps talking, she will be destroyed, okay?Not to mention the two brothers, they are already scary enough, please don't make them scarier!
She silently closed the ladder beside her, held it in her hand, and walked in front of Yushi Ninzu.
"Huh? Little brother, do you want to join the group too?" Yushi Ninzu touched his chin and carefully assessed the physical condition of the "boy". "If you want, you can get [-]% off."
"..." Who wants a [-]% discount? Hey!Anyone who dared to attack her first brother would die, but Chen Xiaolu lifted the ladder in his hand, and violently kicked someone away!
"Go to the depths of the Pacific Ocean and reflect on yourself!!!"
"Ah!!!!!! I will be back~~~~~~~~"
"..." It's better not to come back!
Chen Xiaolu threw away the ladder in his hand and helplessly supported his forehead. She just came to work for her junior brother for a day. Why did things turn out like this?
Tired of love...
"In the beginning..."
"……"Oops!Forgetting that there was such a thing, Chen Xiaolu hurriedly took half a step back, looking warily at the boy in front of him.
But Bu Er Zhou Zhu actually apologized to her: "I'm sorry, my request must have caused you a lot of trouble."
"...Huh?" This guy... Could it be...
"4P or something is really not very good."
"...um." Is it normal?
"so……"
"So?" Could it be that Fuji Zhouzhu was able to heal himself?Ma Ma is a godlike man! ! !
"The weather is so nice today, let's go and have a casual chat?" Fujisuke said with a smile, "Then lift up your trousers and go back to each house and each mother, how about it?"
"..." What a ghost! ! !This product is even more abnormal, okay? ? ?
☆, 64, save the princess, boy!
"don't want!"
Is this still needless to say?Absolutely not!
"...Don't?" A thick shadow suddenly appeared behind Fuji Shusuke.
"..." Hey, is this a silent threat?But even so, she would not compromise, and vowed to protect the chastity of her family Ah Chu—wait, does he still have this?No, never mind, that's what it means anyway!
Making up her mind, Chen Xiaolu took half a step back, tiptoeing up the ladder on the ground, and made up her mind that if this guy behaves like this again, she will officially change her job to become a "fighter".
"Brother." At this moment, the little angel Yuta came up, "Have you forgotten what the leader said? This kind of thing is only possible if you love me."
"...Really?" Fujisuke was taken aback for a moment, and then he showed a look of surprise, "That's right, Yuta, well said!"
A crisis seemed to dissipate.
but!
But Chen Xiaolu felt that it was very cheating, Yuta is too young!It's rare that Yuta's boy is not so bad (?)!Why did you call that guy Ninzuzu the leader!Is he really planning to join the group?The tour fee for joining the group is to be slept in!Young man, please think carefully about it!
"I almost failed the teachings of the head of Kansai." Fuji sighed, and then reached out to his younger brother, "Yuta, let's go."
"Hmm." Grab.
So, the two brothers walked together hand in hand.
Everyone: "..." Shameful unfinished!Bad review!minus!Brick!mine!
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Illusion?Why did she feel that something terrible was going to happen between the two brothers?It must be an illusion, hahahaha, yes!It must be an illusion!She doesn't know anything!I don't know what HAPPY ENDING is! TAT
However, in any case, is she safe for the time being?
However, due to such a ruckus, it was time for "Mr. S" to take a lunch break. Chen Xiaolu went back to the store in tears and took off his apron, and lay down on the counter, dying: "I'm so tired... I feel like I will never love you again." It's..."
"My condolences..." A hand patted her shoulder.
Chen Xiaolu turned his head, facing Mr. M's face, a black line suddenly appeared: "Can you stop laughing so happily when you comfort me?"
"Really? Hahahaha, wait for me to practice!"
"..." Who cares about him!
The "boy" who was heartbroken stood up straight, ran to his brother Chu with tears streaming down his face, begging to be touched and comforted, ah, by the way, where is her brother Chu?
Mr. M asked curiously, "Are you looking for something?"
"It's just... the new cleaning lady in our store today, did you see it?"
"Eh? It was there just now. Where are you going now?" Mr. M raised a possibility, "Could it be that you went to have lunch? Look, didn't the store manager also go to eat just now?"
"..." How could Ah Chu go to lunch without waiting for her?
Full of doubts, Chen Xiaolu began to search for the figure of "Qicaimei" in the store, but of course she didn't know it. When the store manager left the cake shop, she said to the "new cleaning lady": "Take the trash over there to the trash can."
As an employee, Guan Yue took the order very competently, and it seemed that the fool would have to rest for a while.
Just like that, he carried the garbage bag and walked to the back door—the garbage in the store is usually thrown in the garbage can outside the door. However, after he finished throwing away the garbage, he suddenly felt someone approaching, and the sound of footsteps was heard Deliberately put it lightly, if you don't listen carefully, you can't detect it at all, he sighed, turned around and said: "You want to..."
At this second, the mask on Guan Yue's face was ripped off, and then, a burst of spray was sprayed on his mouth and nose. Although he held his breath at the moment of reaction, it seemed... still too late.
"Well……"
He only had time to groan before he passed out in the alley outside the back door.
So I don't know--
After seeing the "girl" faint, someone slowly raised the corners of his mouth, showing a satisfied smile.
Then, he leaned down and picked him up.
Soon there was no one there.
After about five or six minutes, Chen Xiaolu and Mr. M arrived at the back door.
"Huh? Why is the back door open?"
"Ah! Maybe she's throwing out trash, hey, little..." Mr. M paused, "By the way, what's her name?"
"...It has nothing to do with you!" Could it be that this guy wants to pick on her first brother?Asshole, asshole!Stop it!
"Tsk, stingy." Mr. M looked at the "boy" next to him with disdain, "Do you think all the girls in the world belong to you?"
"..." She doesn't care about girls and men all over the world, as long as she has a first brother, that's enough!
"Yeah, why is there no one?"
Of course, the alley was empty.
Chen Xiaolu glanced left and right, and shouted: "Ah..." Glancing at Mr. M, he swallowed "Chu" silently, "Are you there?"
"Little egg, are you there?"
"What is the little egg, hello!"
"Who told you not to tell me my name." Spread your hands.
"..." Chen Xiaolu was speechless, and out of the corner of her eye, she suddenly caught something familiar on the ground. She hurried over and bent down to pick it up, "This is..."
"Xiaodan's mask? Why is it here?" Mr. M was also stunned.
"What exactly is going on?"
"But it's good to have a mask, wait a minute, I'll find someone to help now."
"……what?"
"It just so happens that a friend of mine came here, and I planned to have lunch with him, it seems that I must ask him to help now." Mr. M took out his mobile phone while talking, dialed the number, and said a few words talk.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." No matter what, you can only rely on him at this time, right?
After all, Ah Chu had been missing for less than 10 minutes, so no one would believe him even if he called the police!But what is going on?
After about a few minutes, a very joyful shout suddenly came from the entrance of the alley: "Taro~"
"Taro?" Chen Xiaolu tilted his head, "Who is it?"
Mr. M's face turned red in an instant: "I told you not to call me that!!! Call me Mr. M!"
"Oh, M Taro."
"...It's even uglier, okay?!"
"Where is it ugly, Taro is a great name!"
"That's because there is a 'gold' in your name. If you were only called Taro Toyama, you wouldn't say that!"
"Then you can change your name to Gintaro!"
"……goodbye!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Is it really the world of "The Prince of Tennis"?How can you meet the prince wherever you go?Although she is not very familiar with this one, yes, from Shitianbao Temple-Toyama Kintaro!
Wait... Now that Kintaro Toyama has appeared, then... no, no way?
"Xiao Jin, stop making trouble."
really!
Chen Xiaolu stared wide-eyed at the young man who was walking slowly. He has light brown hair and eyes. He is - the head of Shitianbao Temple - Shiraishi Kuranosuke!
"Obviously M Taro sounds better."
"……Hey!!!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..."
What, what's going on?What, what's the situation?
This guy in front of me is Kuranosuke Shiraishi?Let’s play with her hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a ghost! ! !
She has never heard that Shiraishi likes cosplay at all!I saw that this guy was actually wearing a clown suit, with patterns of spades, hearts, diamonds and clubs painted on his chest. Not only that, he didn't know what was painted on his face, it was all white, and then his cheeks were painted with ** There are two tennis balls painted on his oil paint, of course, the most cool, but it is still his hair that is deliberately smeared with pomade, and when he shakes his head, there are big clumps flying around, which looks... cough, quite familiar!
"Huh? Isn't this a new member who wants to join the group?"
Sure enough, Shinozu? Leader? Yushi walked out from behind Shiraishi? Hisoka? Kuranosuke: "What? Can't wait to pay the tour fee?"
"...Who wants to hand it in, hey!"
"Now is not the time to talk about this!" Mr. M finally remembered the business, "Is there a girl who urgently needs our rescue?"
"Sister?" X2
After Shinozuzu and Shiraishi shouted in unison, they smiled at each other, and stretched out their hands to wipe their mouths at the same time.
"Hey, keep talking." X2
Chen Xiaolu: "..." What's with the feeling that things are becoming more dangerous?Help!
M-kun...or should I say Taro classmate?In short, he quickly told the whole story, and finally concluded his statement: "I suspect that Xiao Dan was kidnapped, so, Xiao Jin, please!"
Baishi nodded: "Sisters are human treasures, we must protect them!"
Ninzuzu also nodded: "Führer, you are right!"
"……"Hello!What kind of head of state is Shiraishi?Why is he the head of state?No... Forget it, now is not the time to complain.
"Leave it to me!" Toyama Kintaro patted his chest, took the mask from Taro's hand, and sniffed it carefully.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Wait, what he calls helping is not just treating himself like a dog?Is this really reliable? !Although, Lord Yan did the same thing before, but that's because he is not human at all!
Normal people can really...
"All right!"
――It’s really good, hey!
"Xiao Jin, is it alright?"
"Of course!" The boy replied confidently, "I can even smell what she ate yesterday!"
"..." No, this is not something to be proud of, okay?
"Okay, lead the way!"
"learn!"
Thus, the five warriors born to save the "princess" embarked on a journey... Ah, no!
"S, I will leave everything to you." M held Chen Xiaolu's hand and said earnestly.
"Ah? Are you not going?"
"I've gone, and no one is going to work in the store in the afternoon."
"……Too."
"Remember, you must bring Xiaodan back safely!"
"Do not worry!"
So, where is the "Her Royal Highness" who was taken away by the dragon at this time? ——
☆、65、What do you want to do to me?
very dark.
This was Guan Yue's first feeling after waking up.
Although he fell into a coma, he still realized that it would not take more than two hours from then to now, so, it should be because of the light?
He tried to move his body, but found that his hands and feet seemed to be bound. What is it...
"are you awake?"
A soft voice came from not far away.
"……Who?"
What responded to him was the light sound of a switch being pressed.
The chandelier above the head lit up in the next second, and Guanyue subconsciously turned her head to the side and squinted her eyes, resisting the discomfort caused by the sudden strong light on her eyes.
"Can't even hear my voice?" The man smiled, "It seems that you have been free for too long."
"..."
While speaking, the visitor had already walked to the side of the "girl". He had a tall and slender figure, and an extremely handsome and elegant face.The blue-purple hair refracted beautifully under the dim light, and was slightly curled against the side of the face, giving off a silent gentleness.
But at this moment, he stared deeply at the girl imprisoned on the bed with those violet-like eyes that were the same color as her hair, and sighed contentedly: "At this moment, you have finally returned to my side, little girl!" Ji."
"...Yukimura Seiichi." Should it be said that he was the "overlord" who once ruled the world?It is indeed full of momentum, but the premise is to use this "dominant spirit" for business, right?
"Hehe, Xiao Ji, you're a lot more courageous." Although he was displeased, Yukimura still smiled, "I remember you never dared to call me by my name when you were very young."
"..."
"But it's okay, if you're willing to stay by my side, it's okay to call me that, although..." The boy showed a meaningful smile on his face, "I still like it when you call me 'brother', especially when you cry and beg When I stop."
"..." He was wrong, this guy is not Yukimura Seichi, but just an ordinary woman.
"What's the matter? Xiaoji, why don't you talk?" After rambling on for a while, Brother Cun, who didn't answer, became dissatisfied. He alone said that he was not high-end at all, okay? !Just like playing a single-player RPG, it is strongly required to be online!
"...What do you want me to say?"
"Just say what you think."
Guanyue moved his hands and feet bound by the iron rings, and the iron chains on them were directly connected to the bed rails on both sides, trapping him firmly on the bed: "Let me go."
"Hehe." Yukimura chuckled, "Do you think it's possible?"
"Do you know what you're doing? It's a crime."
As soon as the voice fell, Guanyue felt that her IQ seemed to be infected by this body. Isn't talking about the law with these collapsed guys nonsense?
This is true.
"Crime? If this is considered a crime, then I am already unforgivable?" Yukimura bent down with a smile, grabbed the "girl"'s chin with one hand, and stroked his fingers gently, "After all, according to Japanese law , having sex with a ten-year-old girl is a felony."
"..." Is it really okay to say something that breaks the lower limit so openly?What the hell did that idiot write? !
"But, it's not my fault." Yukimura let go of the "girl"'s chin, and traced her face with his fingers, "It's all your fault, Xiao Ji." The movement was very elegant, and he said The words that come out seem quite illogical.
"My fault?"
"That's right." Yukimura sighed slightly, "Obviously I love you so much, I've been...always...but you always show a pure and innocent face and call me 'Brother' and 'Brother' remind me over and over again—the fact that you are my 'sister'."
"How cruel. Doing this while dangling indiscriminately in my pajamas in front of my eyes. Inadvertently showing white tender arms, small feet and cutely shaped belly buttons... and underwear deliberately thrown in the bathroom** ...you've been seducing me every moment!"
"..."
If Chen Xiaolu were here at the moment, he would probably complain: Is there nothing normal in **'s eyes? !
"It looks like an angel, but it's actually a devil!"
"Obviously dragged me into the endless abyss from which I could no longer escape, but showed a ignorant face, as if this could completely put aside responsibility, hehe, will it let you escape so easily?" Yukimura said As he said that, his palm suddenly pressed on the girl's abdomen, "Even if I die, I will take you with me."
"..." Can this guy really return to normal?
Guan Yue seriously felt that the "Yukimura Seichi" in front of him was completely hopeless.
"Did you have fun during the time you ran away? Xiao Ji."
Brother Cun, who has fully turned on the "chattering" mode, continues to shoot...
"I thought you just seduced Tezuka, but I didn't expect to hook up with Atobe again, and the latter even had a conflict with our family because of you, heh, are you so hungry and need men so much?"
"Do you need me to satisfy you now? Xiaoji."
Guan Yue: "...No, thank you."
"Are you shy? It's so cute." Yukimura deepened the smile on the corner of his mouth, "What's there to be shy about? From childhood to adulthood, I haven't seen anything on you, and many places have changed because of my efforts. How about today."
"..."
"And..." The young man gently pressed the soft abdomen under his palm, "You should be able to conceive at your current age, right?"
"It is said that 'mother is the greatest person in the world', once you have our child, you will never want to leave my side again?" He retracted his hand while talking, and slowly loosened the white shirt Buttons at neckline.
"Wait……"
Before he could finish his words, Guan Yue felt a familiar dizziness in his head.
The next moment, he appeared on the street strangely.
what happened?
"Little friend A, what's wrong with you?"
Someone asked him this way, Guanyue turned his head, and saw a man dressed as a clown, who looked somewhat familiar and somewhat strange.
"Do you want to pay the tour fee now?"
"..." This is...Ninzuzu? Leader? Yushi?
"Really? It's so positive, hahahaha, I'm so touched!" The clown twisted back and forth a few times with his hands on his waist, and Lan Hua said while poking his face.
"Me too, Head of State!" Ren Zu laughed loudly, "When the girl is rescued, let's go together!"
"Good idea, Captain!"
"Must, Führer!"
Guan Yue: "..." What is this mess?
wrong!
It has to be said that these two people really affected the IQ, and his brain turned when they interrupted him. Only then did he realize that he seemed to have returned to his original body. Is it time?
not good! ! !
His face changed drastically, so to speak, that idiot now...
"Why don't you three leave?!"
At this moment, a red-haired boy ran over, with his hands on his hips, and said dissatisfiedly, "It's really too slow, let me take you away!"
"Wait, Xiao Jin..."
Before Shiraishi? "
The one who encountered the same encounter with him was Ninjutsu? Pants Luoluo? Leader? Yushi. While letting the wax dance and fall in the air, he comforted his little friend: "It's okay, Führer, I still have it at my place. After discovering that it is very useful , I used three thousand catties of gold to buy another bottle of [-]ml, enough for a long time!"
"Good job, Captain!"
"Must, Führer!"
"You two! Can you let me go?!"
That's right, these two bastards who were dragged by Kintaro Toyama didn't forget to bring Chu Ge with them even when they were unlucky. forward.
"How can I let you go? We are partners!"
"Yes, even villains have loyalty!"
"No, Head of State, we are the righteous who save the world!"
"Ah, you're right, Commander."
"..." Guanyue raised his forehead, but looking at their location, they seemed to be really near Kanagawa?And the direction of the street seems to be quite right - after hearing what his wife said about San**oss, he once did some basic research on several people.I have to say that Yukimura and Tezuka are pretty good. Once something happens, Atobe, which is said to have [-] villas across the country, is the most difficult to find.
Now, I just hope that idiot can...
So, what is the "idiot" in Guanyue's mouth doing at the moment?
Well, what else can she do but passively accept the tragedy?
Chen Xiaolu felt that he was really struggling!
Enduring the mental attacks of Shiraishi and Shinozu all the way!
Keep listening to what they say about teachings!
After being raped until the end, she almost thought it was so good!
Then she suddenly became dizzy, and then she teleported from the street to a certain room. Before she could react, she saw a young man undressing herself!
If it was someone else, she could appreciate it with a smile.
If it was the first brother, she would have already pounced on him.
The issue is!
This guy is Brother Cun!
Is a lucky village? Jing? City ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !
Isn't this cheating? ? ? ? ?
Under such high pressure, Chen Xiaolu's brain, which had been sluggish all the time, suddenly understood what was going on at the moment, and then felt even more miserable. He would rather be confused than understand her, really!
"Xue Yukimura, calm down!!!"
Seeing that the boy was about to take off his shirt, Chen Xiaolu swallowed and shouted anxiously.
"Calm?" Brother Cun tilted his head and smiled beautifully, "I'm very calm now."
"...Then, that's good."
"Today is exactly your ovulation period, which is very suitable for conception. Moreover, I heard that there are several positions that can increase the chance of pregnancy. Let's try it."
"..." He is so calm! ! !
Chen Xiaolu finally shouted uncontrollably: "Ya, Ya Butterfly!!!"——
☆, 66, so green, so green
Anyone who has done bad things knows it.
The more the "victim" yells, the more excited the "criminal" will be. For example, if she scratches a certain roommate with a few friends, the more miserable she yells, the more excited everyone will be. On the contrary, if she remains motionless with a paralyzed face Look at people... no one can do it!
so--
Chen Xiaolu's cry successfully made Brother Cun excited again.
With a "shua", he took off his shirt, threw it on the bed, and approached him.
"Wait! Wait, wait!" Chen Xiaolu yelled in his heart, "I am my aunt! You can't touch me!"
Brother Cun stopped and frowned: "Impossible, you should be ovulating now."
"..." Chen Xiaolu vomited blood: Brother, where did you get the knowledge from?
Then she saw that the young man was holding his fingers on the spot. After counting back and forth twice, she nodded affirmatively: "Yes, that's it!" Then she changed her face, "Are you trying to deceive me? Xiaoji, you are very You are not good, it seems that you have learned a lot from outside."
"..." Chen Xiaolu swallowed silently, "No, that's not the case, you listen to my explanation!" When he got nervous, his head turned quickly, so he opened his mouth and lied, "Actually, since I left your side Afterwards, menstruation has been irregular, and the days are different every month!"
"..."
"Whether it's drinking brown sugar water or eating black-bone chicken soup, it's useless..." I looked at the sky with tears in my eyes at 45 degrees, "I knew it since then, village... No, brother! You are my true love! No You and I don't even have regular periods!"
"..."
"So look..." Chen Xiaolu sniffed his nose, "As soon as I saw you, I came here, did you feel it? Brother, my deep love... I am determined! I am so moved Ah! The sun and the moon have no light! Heaven and earth can learn from each other! We live together and die together! We go to the underworld together!" Eh?It seems that something strange has mixed in,
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