[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2
Chapter 57
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
Ahhhhhhhhh!
what……
No, this is not the time to replay "Atobe version of "Uneasy"" in her head, the point is—wait, why does she suddenly think of Atobe?
Ah, by the way, it's because I suddenly heard "ahhhhhhhhh" and then "little fairy", hehehe...! ! !
Chen Xiaolu was stunned.
"Traces Traces Traces!!!" This familiar face facing her eyes, who else could it be if it wasn't the master Traces who left her with a strong psychological shadow on the first day of time travel?
hold on--
She can actually speak?
She turned back into a human body?
Why is she on top of Atobe?
Why would she seem like maybe maybe or...
"Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At the same time, he punched hard!
What the hell is going on!
In the second after she let out this miserable howl, Chen Xiaolu only felt a warmth on his back, and then felt a piece of clothing tightly wrapping his body, and then he was hugged by the boy behind him.
A series of actions completed in one go.So much so that even if "safety is restored", her head is still in a state of sluggishness.
"Everyone said it. Don't want to run around!"
Surprised by such an angry voice, Chen Xiaolu slowly regained his senses, and looked up: "Ahhhhhhh?"
"Who else could it be if it's not me?" Guanyue stared at the person in her arms sternly, turned her head to look at the Atobe boy who not only had panda eyes but was unconscious, and instantly "...", in a sense he What should be worried is that the other party may not be sure.
At the same time, the scene in Chen Xiaolu's mind was playing back——
A colorful tennis ball jumped out of Guan Yue's hand.
Jumping and jumping on the road.
Another boy came around the corner.
The tennis ball accidentally hit it.
After a burst of white mist.
Tennis becomes human.
directly crushed the boy to the ground.
The fog dissipated.
It became the first scene.
Chen Xiaolu put his palms together, and clapped his face with epiphany: "So that's how it is!"
... What a ghost!
"Ah, ah, I don't want to live anymore!!!" She turned around and grabbed the clothes on her first brother's chest, crying loudly, "I don't want to live anymore!"
"...Before you die, can you put your clothes on first?"
"Ah, that's right." It's too embarrassing to die naked on the street.
Fortunately, there are not many clothes in summer, and there is no one around.Under the cover of Guan Yue, Chen Xiaolu quickly changed his clothes, and then... hugged his first brother again, and cried loudly: "Ah Chu, I don't want to live anymore! I can no longer look directly at this heartless person." The world is gone! You and I will die together!"
"...Is the point the last?!" Guanyue, whose head has completely turned green, stood silently among the chrysanthemums floating in the sky. Although he was in summer, he felt the bleak autumn wind for no reason—— Sometimes he really wanted to throw the person in his arms from the tenth floor, and the ensuing shock might make her brain circuit a little bit normal!
"Because..." Sniffed, "I can't bear you." Sucked again, "Can I take you away together?"
"..." Guanyue twitched the corners of her mouth, and rejected her proposal righteously, "No."
The rejected woman burst into tears again: "...you ruthless man! Tell me! Did you even find a spare tire, and when I die, I will go to the new world hand in hand with her." The more Chen Xiaolu thought The more entangled, the more imaginative the more terrifying, "Woo... my poor Hatsune and Hana... ouch!"
Guanyue stretched out her hand silently and pushed the man out of her arms.
"What are you doing..." Chen Xiaolu acted cleverly, vaguely intuiting that something was wrong.
"Because that position is inconvenient to strangle you to death." Guan Yue's face was completely darkened.
"Hey, calm down!" Chen Xiaolu rushed forward and hugged his thigh, "It's not fun to ride a boat while holding my head, you, you, you... calm down! And," she suddenly felt a little guilty, "Trace Didn't you see nothing at all?" Suddenly she was overwhelmed or something, all she could see was her face, right?And... covered his face, "Anyway, this is not the first time."
"..." This is indeed not the first time. When he was misunderstood by Dashi as that kind of person before, she was similar... But, "Do you want to make this kind of thing a habit?" Forget it, it's more worry-free.
"I really know I was wrong!" Pointing to the sky and swearing.
Guan Yue said that she no longer believed in her "guarantee": "Your credit value with me is already negative."
"Recharge to buy an eraser to get 0 points, my dear, let's start again!"
"...Did you think you were playing a game?"
"...Hey~" He tilted his head and poked his face with one hand to look cute.
Guan Yue covered his eyes: "Your face is too dazzling, put on sunglasses and a mask." Every time I look at it, I feel that my aesthetics has suffered another blood baptism.
"Aren't you used to it yet?" He hugged his thigh and rubbed back and forth, "By the way, Ah Chu, what about that guy?" Turning to the trace department.
Almost at the same time, Mr. Atobe, who had fainted on the ground, suddenly made a sound, and seemed to gradually regain consciousness.
Chen Xiaolu silently praised him in his heart, as expected of the president, he always wakes up in time.
"Leave first, let's continue talking when we go back."
"..." Do you really want to settle accounts after the fall? qaq
Having said that, she obediently followed her first brother into the nearby alleyway. Who made her make a mistake... It is a pity that her back has not disappeared, and Master Atobe has already woken up. Shouted: "Little fairy! So you are really a little fairy!"
"...Huh?" Chen Xiaolu was stunned.
Then I wanted to slap myself in the face, wouldn't everything be fine if I sneaked away?What did she say?
Stiffly leaning on the wall to see, sure enough, Master Atobe was also staring at her... The young man didn't seem to realize that his face was in the shape of a "one-eyed panda". feed, and then very confidently
She smiled evilly at the "girl" whose body was half covered by the wall: "Hmm, little goblin, are you playing hard to get again?"
"...you think too much!" She deeply suspected that the Bengjibu's vocabulary was astonishingly small, otherwise why would he keep repeating the same words every time?
"Ah, do you think you can deceive this uncle?" Seeing that the president's face was full of embarrassment, the uncle stroked the tear mole on his face with one hand, and groaned, "You thought I would let you go if you threw yourself into your arms naked?" Yukimura and Tezuka? You are so naive."
"..." Wait, what's the matter with those two?Chen Xiaolu felt that his brain didn't seem to be useful, no, it seemed that he had never used it.
"However," Uncle Atobe suddenly let out a "haha" smile charmingly and wildly, "I didn't expect that your body is actually a tennis ball. I am very satisfied. Sure enough, you are the most suitable woman for me, hahahahahaha."
The body is a tennis ball?
Still satisfied?
Why are tennis and uncle suitable for you?
Why why why why? ? ?
"..." Chen Xiaolu vomited blood, she found that she was completely speechless when she met a boss-level prince, okay?This feeling of not being able to complain about the obvious slots is really aggrieved!
"It's not impossible for me to let them go." Speaking of this, Atobe snorted softly, "Let's give birth to twenty children for me first."
"puff--"
Don't doubt it, this is exactly the sound of Chen Xiaolu vomiting blood.
She silently wiped the corners of her mouth, as the saying goes, "Nothing can be broken, nothing can be built" (?), at this time she finally managed to regain the ability to speak: "Twenty...why don't you say two hundred?"
"Ah, that's fine too."
"..."
"Eight children per birth, one child per year, ten years is enough." Uncle Atobe counted silently with his fingers, and nodded with satisfaction, "That's right, my uncle's insight is really flawless."
"Well, let me tell you..." Chen Xiaolu felt that he was about to cry again, "Ten times eight equals eighty..." It's still far from two hundred, okay?And there are eight babies per year, does he think that Snow Butterfly Princess of Fengniaoyuan is a pig? !
Atobe's tender face was stunned, as if completely stunned by the incredible answer, and after a while, he became angry from embarrassment: "Ah! My uncle said that it is two hundred or two hundred!" What number was given, and he opened his mouth and said, "From tomorrow, change the answer of 'eight times ten' in all Japanese textbooks to two hundred! Can't do it? You must do it for me! If you can't do it, you and your whole family must Bury it with it!!!" After yelling, he confidently put away the gleaming [-]-carat diamond mobile phone, and smiled evilly, "Huh, isn't that all right?"
"……"what to do?Chen Xiaolu suddenly felt that he fell in love with the feeling of talking with Atobe, this kind of absolute superiority in IQ. qaq I don't know how many years I haven't experienced it...
"Okay, I'll give you a day to think about it." Uncle Atobe sat up and looked at his pants chain, "I'm going to change a pair of pants, I hope you have brought your child to see me by this time tomorrow, otherwise... ..." Laughed coldly, "You just wait to collect the corpses of Yukimura and Tezuka!"
The voice fell.
I saw Jingwu, the president of the Atobu, turning around very coolly and handsomely, leaving Chen Xiaolu with a back view comparable to "Brother Sharp".
She is silently worshiping... worshiping...
Suddenly feel wrong!
Why does he want to look at his crotch? Could it be that just now... hahaha... no way?Is it really... this... is really a little...
However, this seems to be a good opportunity to brush up the evil value?
No matter, fight!
So she yelled: "Give up! I'd rather die than give you this boy for a second!!!"
☆, 58, tragedy happened again!
In the next moment, Chen Xiaolu clearly saw that Atobe's face turned into this ="(⊙o⊙), and then it turned into this again ="=皮=, and finally his head was full of this => #########!
What kind of anger is this?
No, could it be said that this is the legendary anger?
At this moment——
"What did you say?!!!" The uncle finally yelled out, and made a cold face like a president at the right time. He frowned, his eyes widened, his nose twitched, his mouth slanted, and his saliva was about to flow out. .
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Slightly, a little scary, she swallowed silently, and unkindly decided to divert the trouble, "Yes, it was Renzu who told me."
After being stunned for a moment, Atobe gritted his teeth and said, "Ninjazu? Yu? Shi?!"
She silently lit a wax for Renzu in her heart: A cute wolf will not kill herself, so you can go at ease, Mr. Renzu!I will remember to burn incense for you every first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year!
"It turned out to be him..." The president of the Atobu suddenly took half a step back, covering his chest with one hand, with a complicated and unspeakable expression, "I didn't expect him to be so cruel, good, good! The weather is so hot, it seems that the inheritance of 3 There is no need for the ninja family of the year to continue to exist."
"..." Why didn't he just say 300 million years?However, thinking of Atobe's current level of mathematics, Chen Xiaolu calmed down, why did she care about these things?It is estimated that this guy can't tell the difference between three and five.
"Ninzu... Ninzu...you are fine! Hahahaha! You are wonderful! Hahahahahahaha!"
Chen Xiaolu silently wiped the sweat from his head, we should discuss the value of the hostility at another time, let's retreat today, the boss in front of him is really infected too much, if he stays any longer, she feels like he is going to be broken, so……
It's a pity that she was about to sneak away, but the other party actually stared at her again, staring and asked: "Tell me! Who is better, my uncle or Renzu?!"
This guy hasn't given up on that topic yet?However, it seems that the opportunity has come again, Chen Xiaolu gritted his teeth, and replied fearlessly: "Enough!"
"reason?"
"He's two seconds ahead of you!"
"..." Atobe took out his diamond phone and threw it on the ground, "How can I fall in love with a woman who is not gorgeous like you, and your math skills are so poor!"
"...Huh?" Is this the place to complain? Hey!And, is he qualified to say such a thing? Hey!
"Two minus one is obviously only one!"
"..." Well, what does she care about with him?Wait... Did Atobe say something super amazing? Sure enough, the one who hurts you the most will always be your friend, and the one who gets stabbed in your kidney will always be Tokiomi?Get some wax!
The furious uncle stomped on the diamond phone again: "Little fairy, I will give you one last chance to choose, should I just hold back?"
"Forbearance!"
"...Give you another chance!"
"Forbearance!"
"It's really the last chance!"
"It's him! It's him! Our cute wolf, little Renzu!" Chen Xiaolu almost sang.
"..."
[Guanyue Road has obtained 5 points of friendship with Atobe Jingwu, and currently has a cumulative favorability of 95 points. 】
"!!!"
down!
It actually dropped!
Chen Xiaolu couldn't help but wanted to burst into tears. What's the matter with this feeling of painstakingly obtaining the truth?What's the matter with this feeling of painstaking efforts to grind away the boss's bloody skin?This kind of... no, she worked so hard, but the other party's favorability actually dropped by 5, so, how much Keigo Atobe loves Kazunoin Snow Butterfly!
This must be true love!
"Really? Hahahahahahaha..." Atobe raised the left corner of his mouth, then raised the right corner of his mouth, and then raised the left corner again. After repeating this again and again, he smiled coldly, "If this is the case, don't regret it, just wait Let Tezuka, Yukimura, and the Ninzuzu family be buried with you!"
"...What do you want to do?" I felt strange from just now, what did this guy do?
Atobe turned his head arrogantly: "Well, you will know when the time comes." Then he kicked the mobile phone on the ground into the nearby sewer, "When the time comes, you will bring my thirty children here Beg for mercy, I will not forgive you either."
"..." Where could she find thirty children?And even if he brought it, it must not be his!
Forget it... I shouldn't ask for IQ on this guy.
Then, Uncle Atobe turned around and was about to leave, Chen Xiaolu subconsciously said: "Remember to cover your crotch, it's not good to be seen."
Atobe: "..."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Emma is being mean again!
Then she was stunned to see that Uncle A Tubo actually ran away with his hands on his crotch, bent over and Xiao Neba...
"I, I'll go..." She leaned on the wall with one hand, and rested her forehead in deep thought, "Is what I saw just now really Atobe? Isn't it really another person with his face? That is definitely another person Bar?"
After rambling on for a while, she suddenly found that no one was paying attention to her. When she looked up, she found that her first brother hadn't left, but was still by her side.
Chen Xiaolu patted him dissatisfied: "Hey! Why are you ignoring me?"
Then I saw the boy looked at her with complicated eyes: "I can't communicate with people whose IQs are not in the same dimension."
"It seems that Atobe has the lowest IQ right now?!"
"You are not much better if you can have a normal conversation with him."
"……"asshole!What I hate the most is talking about it. TAT originally had a little confidence in IQ, but now it's completely gone, okay? !
"Go home." Guanyue turned around.
Chen Xiaolu hurriedly put on sunglasses and a mask to follow, and asked curiously, "Hey? Don't you still have to go to work?"
"asked for leave."
"..." Chen Xiaolu scratched his cheek. It seemed that she accidentally caused Ah Chu trouble again. Hahahaha, although it has become a habit, but... "Hmm!" A sudden pain in her forehead.
When she looked up, she found that the culprit's slender fingers were still on her forehead.
"?"
"It's stupid enough, stop thinking about it."
"But……"
"It's about the card." The reason why she became a tennis ball, after much deliberation, was only that card. If he hadn't been bound by a fixed mindset and looked at the rules carefully, maybe things wouldn't have turned out like this , so it is true that she cannot be blamed entirely.
"Huh? Is it the card's fault?" Chen Xiaolu was startled, "That's right, I put the card on me before!"
"..." Didn't she notice it until now?
#IQ is flawed#
"Then, Ah Chu..." Looking at the stars through the lens, is this the rhythm of settling accounts after the fall?
"Don't even think about it."
"...how could this be?" TAT
Guanyue glanced at her sharply: "You didn't notice your condition and ran around, do you think you don't need to review yourself?"
Chen Xiaolu shrank his neck immediately, and honestly admitted his mistake: "...I was wrong."
"This sentence has already heard the old callus."
"Then... am I guilty?"
"..." Is there a difference?And, "I'd rather you keep it in your head than say it in words."
"Hahaha, let's talk about it after I grow my brain."
While the chicken feathers were flying, the boy was speechless for a long time—is it really okay for her to be so confident?
"Besides, it's good that you have this kind of thing, Ah Chu!" He rushed forward, "We complement each other with our strengths!"
Guanyue supported his forehead: "Where are your strengths?"
"Eat and sleep!" Raise your hand, "I'm still very confident about this."
"It's much more cost-effective to raise pigs than to raise you."
Chen Xiaolu got angry: "...Can a pig give birth to you?!"
She thought Guanyue would have nothing to say, but she didn't expect this guy to sneer and say something that made her burst into tears—
"You can have eight babies in one child, two hundred in ten years?"
"..." So, how vengeful this guy really is!She didn't say that kind of thing to Atobe on purpose, did she just change the topic unconsciously?
——Wait, did she forget something important again?
In this way, Chen Xiaolu, who had gone through hardships that day, followed her first brother back home, but she never remembered the "important things", and then... was taught a lesson.
It wasn't until after dinner that she was lying on the bed in pain (because she could only sleep on her side tonight), that the guy's head finally came to light, and he sat up from the bed with a "swish", and then hugged his buttocks and howled.
"Ah!... Aww!"
"...What song to sing at night?" Guanyue, who was about to watch the lantern, shook her hands, and a bad premonition floated in her heart again.
"It's not singing, I just remembered!"
"what?"
"Card!"
"..." This is probably the last word Guan Yue wants to hear now, but unfortunately, it still appeared in his ears, "Don't take it."
"No way!" Chen Xiaolu covered his face, "When it comes to time, it will automatically appear in my hands."
"..." No, "When did you get it?"
"I gave it because I successfully cleared Atobe's hostile value." Regarding this, she was very clear, "After all, he is one of the three bosses, but I don't know the first time I brushed other bosses." Can the two of them get the card for their enmity value?"
"It's best not to." Guanyue deeply felt that except for the "communication card", the rest were all waste products.
"I don't know what it is this time..." While speaking, Chen Xiaolu took out this gift from the unknown space. It was exactly the same shape as the card he got before, but this time the color was orange. She looked at it curiously, and then obediently handed it to her husband, "Here."
Guanyue breathed a sigh of relief, and reached out to catch it.
But at the moment when they held the card at the same time, he sharply saw the sentence on the card-it can make the two people who touch the card at the same time change their souls.
"!!!wait……"
He hurriedly wanted to let go of his hand, but it was too late, the familiar dazzling light had already lit up again.
The brutal tragedy just happened again.
So today's moon-watching couples still need some wax! ——
☆, 59, let's change?
"Wh, what's the situation?" Chen Xiaolu, who didn't see the words on the card clearly, didn't understand the situation at all until the light faded away, and then... "Hey! Why are there two me? No, it should be something Will there be two Snow Butterfly Princesses of Fengniaoyuan?" Shocked!
That's right, beside her, there was actually a Qicai girl with a tangled expression.
"Wait...my voice..." She finally realized belatedly that her voice had become a little strange. It seemed to be a very familiar male voice, and she always felt that she had heard it somewhere.
Then Chen Xiaolu saw the Qicai girl help her forehead and said something like this: "...idiot."
"Who is an idiot! Wait...you are Ah Chu? Then, we are..."
Well, she finally figured out what the problem was.
That's right, Guanyue and his wife tragically switched bodies under the effect of that card.
"No, isn't it?" Chen Xiaolu hurriedly jumped out of bed, and ran to the dressing mirror, where a handsome young man in purple pajamas really appeared.She made a smiling expression, and the people inside laughed; she stared, and the people inside stared too; she bared her teeth, and the people inside... "Hiss!"
Guanyue who also came up raised her hand and gave someone a head, the corners of her eyes twitching non-stop: "Don't use my body to do such a shameful thing!"
Chen Xiaolu looked at the person in the mirror, and saw that the black-haired boy was holding his head with an aggrieved face. He looked as pitiful as he could be. She couldn't help being amused: "Hahahahaha..." Then He jumped up and down, "Come on, come on, hit me a few more times."
"..." This is the first time I heard that someone made such a request.
Chen Xiaolu held his cheeks excitedly, and twisted his young body left and right: "Now even if you laugh, you won't lose your feathers, that's great!"
"..." He doesn't feel great at all, okay?
"Well, don't worry too much!" Chen? Guan Yue? Xiaolu stretched out his hand and hooked the melancholy Qicai girl's waist, "Anyway, it will definitely recover when the time comes. Let's go back to sleep."
Guan Yue finally couldn't help complaining: "Are you actually very happy?"
"Huh? Did you see it?" The thought of being able to use Ah Chu's body to do such and such and such and such a thing makes people excited, what should I do?
"...Do you want to hide it?"
"I tried hard, but unfortunately failed hehehehehehe..."
"..." Hit it again!
"Ow!"
"Told you not to make that stupid look with my face, and don't make that weird laugh!"
Chen Xiaolu rubbed his head and muttered, "He can put such a heavy hand on his own body, what a cruel man."
"..." Whose fault did she think it was?
"However, it doesn't matter. Who makes me different from someone else? I'm a good man with an open heart!" Chen Xiaolu said while bending down to pick up his husband, who has become a "Qicai girl", and ran to Put it down on the bed.
Guan Yue, who was "surprised" by surprise, was speechless. What kind of rhythm is this?Then I saw that someone pushed him down with one hand, and then pushed him up completely.It has to be said that being overwhelmed by "myself" on the bed is really a terrible experience - especially, that "myself" still has an extremely rippling and obscene smile on his face.
Chen Xiaolu, whose heart was indeed very turbulent, lifted the chin of the person under him with one hand, and his affectionate face suddenly appeared: "Miss, if you are really so disturbed in your heart, do you need me to comfort you with your body?"
"..."
"Come on, under my stalwart body, strong muscles, fiery hugs and hot kisses..." The faces moved closer.
Guanyue twitched the corners of her mouth, she couldn't have that kind of thing even if she changed her body, right?Then he silently clenched his fists and decided to teach this guy who "remembers eating but not beating" a lesson.
However, in the next second, the other party covered his mouth.
"???"
Chen Xiaolu sat up straight, turned his head and said with disgust: "Emma, you are too dazzling and ugly, I really can't do anything."
"……………………………………………………………………………………" She still has the face to say this?
At this moment, Guanyue? Chen Xiaolu? Chu felt that he could really understand his usual junior brother. Facing such a face all day long, he was okay during the day, but he might have nightmares in the middle of the night. Sleeping together must be true love!Thinking about it, she couldn't help but shed tears of emotion, and choked up and said, "Ah Chu, you are such a good man."
"I've said it all, don't send me a good person card." Guan Yue said that he was powerless.
"So let's go to sleep!" Chen Xiaolu turned off the light with a "snap" as he said, and turned around, "In this way, I will... I will go!" She screamed, "Your eyes are so dark in the dark night! It will emit colorful light! Is it a neon light? It’s so scary!" QAQ She felt the deep love again, so she gritted her teeth, lay down and hugged each other, "But don't worry, I won't dislike you! … ... By the way, the weather is suddenly so hot, can I go back to my room?"
Guanyue gritted her teeth: "Don't you dislike what you agreed?" And where is the heat with the air conditioner on?
Someone laughed dryly: "...Ahahahahaha...the wind is so strong..."
"To shut up!"
"I was wrong! Please don't stare at me!" It's really scary, those eyes TAT
Guanyue sighed helplessly, stretched out her hand and pressed the head of the person next to her to her chest: "Stop making trouble, go to sleep."
"...Ah Chu."
"what?"
"Don't be too inferior, at least your chest is soft now." Ru~
"..."
"I was wrong! Sleep right away!"
Ten seconds later.
"Zzzzzzz..."
Guan Yue: "..." She is really reassuring, but at this time, even if she doesn't sleep, it seems that nothing can be changed. Moreover, after being tricked like this, there is a strange feeling of "getting used to it" in his heart. It's too bad.
Just like that, he also closed his eyes helplessly, listening to someone's familiar and even breathing, unexpectedly gradually fell into sleep.
The next morning.
Even if the body is changed, the biological clock does not seem to be disturbed by it. At least Guan Yue, who is wearing a "gluttonous and sleepy" skin, wakes up at a normal time. I don't know what I dreamed of, but I laughed "hehe" twice, then stretched out my hand to grab my belly, scratched my neck, and fell asleep even more happily.
"..."
#I always feel that I can no longer look at myself directly#
Think this is the pinnacle of tragedy?
How naive!
After breakfast.
"You want to go to work for me?" Guan Yue felt her head hurt even more.
"Yes!" Chen Xiaolu replied very righteously, "You asked for leave yesterday afternoon, so it's not good to ask for another day off today. Besides, I don't know how long this will last, I can't stay at home all the time. Shall we go out?"
"..."
"Besides, I'm using your body now, so it's very safe." At least it's safer than "Qicaimeimei", right?
Even so, Guanyue still categorically refused: "No." He always felt that something bad would happen.
"Ah Chu..."
"If I say no, it won't work."
"……I see."
Then Guanyue saw the "young man" on the opposite side lowered his head with a desolate expression, as if he was very disappointed.
To be honest, seeing such an expression on "my own face" is really awkward, but then again, since she came here, she doesn't seem to go out properly, and even if she goes out, she has to be fully armed. Dare to stay more, it is rare to become like this, and it is normal to want to go out.
only……
He sighed: "I'm with you." Just like that, he compromised again because of his soft heart.
"what?"
Seeing someone's expression of surprise and disbelief, Brother Chu repeated the words in his mouth: "I'll go with you."
"Long live!" Chen Xiaolu jumped up from the chair, raised his hands and cheered, "Ah Chu, I love you the most!"
"Yes, you only love me at this time."
"Who said that? I love you all the time!" I rushed forward and rubbed vigorously, "Look, even if you become so ugly, I can still hold you! True love! Can you feel my burning love? ?”
"...Your love is really cheap."
"Cough, don't say that." Chen Xiaolu felt a little guilty, and quickly said comfortingly, "I often dream of you in my dreams!"
Guanyue raised her eyebrows: "Oh?"
"Really, really, like doing you like this, then like that..."
Guanyue, who was wearing a colorful leather jacket, coughed softly: "... Pay attention to your morals!"
"Oh, I'm an old couple, why do you want that?" She had already eaten Smecta with pickles!
Not long after, the two of them packed up neatly and went out, the target - the cake shop!
Chen Xiaolu, who was wearing Guanyue's skin, naturally stood up at the counter according to the old rules, and Guan Yue, who was wearing Chen Xiaolu's skin, had talked with the store manager about something, and actually became a cleaner in the store—but the clothes The dress is really suitable!But no matter what, seeing Ah Chu by his side, Chen Xiaolu felt relieved; on the other hand, Guan Yue could also see someone under his nose, and felt a little relieved.
All in all, everyone is very satisfied.
"Hey, S, good morning." Mr. M today is as enthusiastic as ever.
"...Well, good morning." That M can't say it at all, okay?
"By the way, what happened yesterday?"
"thing?"
"Yeah, didn't you ask for leave temporarily to say something happened?"
"That's it, it's done."
"That's good." Mr. M nodded, "But having said that, there was a guest who was very disappointed because he didn't see you yesterday afternoon."
"... Huh?" Who?who?who? !Chen Xiaolu immediately pricked up his ears, what is the rhythm of this cheating?What's with this green hat that fell from the sky?What's the matter with the cheating feeling that I found out?
"It's the handsome guy who came with his girlfriend before." Mr. M, who was trying to describe it, suddenly pointed at the door, "Look, then he's here."
Chen Xiaolu subconsciously looked outside the door and was stunned.
That, that's not...
☆, 60, what do you want to do in Fuer Zhouzhu?
Fuji Shusuke!
Chen Xiaolu gritted his teeth silently, this grating little goblin turned into Zhou Zi to hook up with her family Ah Chu, it's not worth it, now he still wants to fight himself? !
A man who dares to tease her, even a god, will kill him to have a look!
——Look at her "Magic Eyes of Immediate Death"!
——Wait, she seems to only have "colorful neon eyes" now.
——Ah, no, she even lost her colorful eyes now...
#This is really a sad story#
"Wow, S, your eyes are so scary!" Mr. M trembled, "Do you have any grudge against that person?"
Chen? Guan Yue? Xiaolu raised the corners of his mouth, gritted his teeth with a half-smile and replied, "Yes, I have a deep hatred, and we can't share the sky!"
"..." After a moment of silence, Mr. M took off his apron silently, "May I ask for leave, manager?"
"reason?"
"I don't want to go to the police station." Don't be too scary about the witnesses of the murder TAT
"Then let you go to the hospital, okay?"
"..." Mr. M burst into tears, this is Hong Guoguo's threat.
Having said that, he quickly returned to his job, and while "seriously" making preparations before opening the store, he quietly followed the situation of his colleagues with his eyes.
Chen Xiaolu also silently put on the red apron, straightened his hair a little in front of the counter glass, and looked up again, only to be surprised to find that Fuji Zhousuke had disappeared.
"..." After she took off her pants, this is it?
"welcome!"
But there is no extra time to think about it, because the customer has already come to the door.
In order to make her husband trust her ability, Chen Xiaolu worked very hard.
"This beautiful lady, may I ask which piece of cake do you want?" Sunshine smiled, showing a row of neat and white teeth.
Mr. M: "..." Abnormal!Isn't this guy crazy?
"..." This professional woman in her 20s actually blushed
Ahhh!
Ahhhhhhhhh!
what……
No, this is not the time to replay "Atobe version of "Uneasy"" in her head, the point is—wait, why does she suddenly think of Atobe?
Ah, by the way, it's because I suddenly heard "ahhhhhhhhh" and then "little fairy", hehehe...! ! !
Chen Xiaolu was stunned.
"Traces Traces Traces!!!" This familiar face facing her eyes, who else could it be if it wasn't the master Traces who left her with a strong psychological shadow on the first day of time travel?
hold on--
She can actually speak?
She turned back into a human body?
Why is she on top of Atobe?
Why would she seem like maybe maybe or...
"Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" At the same time, he punched hard!
What the hell is going on!
In the second after she let out this miserable howl, Chen Xiaolu only felt a warmth on his back, and then felt a piece of clothing tightly wrapping his body, and then he was hugged by the boy behind him.
A series of actions completed in one go.So much so that even if "safety is restored", her head is still in a state of sluggishness.
"Everyone said it. Don't want to run around!"
Surprised by such an angry voice, Chen Xiaolu slowly regained his senses, and looked up: "Ahhhhhhh?"
"Who else could it be if it's not me?" Guanyue stared at the person in her arms sternly, turned her head to look at the Atobe boy who not only had panda eyes but was unconscious, and instantly "...", in a sense he What should be worried is that the other party may not be sure.
At the same time, the scene in Chen Xiaolu's mind was playing back——
A colorful tennis ball jumped out of Guan Yue's hand.
Jumping and jumping on the road.
Another boy came around the corner.
The tennis ball accidentally hit it.
After a burst of white mist.
Tennis becomes human.
directly crushed the boy to the ground.
The fog dissipated.
It became the first scene.
Chen Xiaolu put his palms together, and clapped his face with epiphany: "So that's how it is!"
... What a ghost!
"Ah, ah, I don't want to live anymore!!!" She turned around and grabbed the clothes on her first brother's chest, crying loudly, "I don't want to live anymore!"
"...Before you die, can you put your clothes on first?"
"Ah, that's right." It's too embarrassing to die naked on the street.
Fortunately, there are not many clothes in summer, and there is no one around.Under the cover of Guan Yue, Chen Xiaolu quickly changed his clothes, and then... hugged his first brother again, and cried loudly: "Ah Chu, I don't want to live anymore! I can no longer look directly at this heartless person." The world is gone! You and I will die together!"
"...Is the point the last?!" Guanyue, whose head has completely turned green, stood silently among the chrysanthemums floating in the sky. Although he was in summer, he felt the bleak autumn wind for no reason—— Sometimes he really wanted to throw the person in his arms from the tenth floor, and the ensuing shock might make her brain circuit a little bit normal!
"Because..." Sniffed, "I can't bear you." Sucked again, "Can I take you away together?"
"..." Guanyue twitched the corners of her mouth, and rejected her proposal righteously, "No."
The rejected woman burst into tears again: "...you ruthless man! Tell me! Did you even find a spare tire, and when I die, I will go to the new world hand in hand with her." The more Chen Xiaolu thought The more entangled, the more imaginative the more terrifying, "Woo... my poor Hatsune and Hana... ouch!"
Guanyue stretched out her hand silently and pushed the man out of her arms.
"What are you doing..." Chen Xiaolu acted cleverly, vaguely intuiting that something was wrong.
"Because that position is inconvenient to strangle you to death." Guan Yue's face was completely darkened.
"Hey, calm down!" Chen Xiaolu rushed forward and hugged his thigh, "It's not fun to ride a boat while holding my head, you, you, you... calm down! And," she suddenly felt a little guilty, "Trace Didn't you see nothing at all?" Suddenly she was overwhelmed or something, all she could see was her face, right?And... covered his face, "Anyway, this is not the first time."
"..." This is indeed not the first time. When he was misunderstood by Dashi as that kind of person before, she was similar... But, "Do you want to make this kind of thing a habit?" Forget it, it's more worry-free.
"I really know I was wrong!" Pointing to the sky and swearing.
Guan Yue said that she no longer believed in her "guarantee": "Your credit value with me is already negative."
"Recharge to buy an eraser to get 0 points, my dear, let's start again!"
"...Did you think you were playing a game?"
"...Hey~" He tilted his head and poked his face with one hand to look cute.
Guan Yue covered his eyes: "Your face is too dazzling, put on sunglasses and a mask." Every time I look at it, I feel that my aesthetics has suffered another blood baptism.
"Aren't you used to it yet?" He hugged his thigh and rubbed back and forth, "By the way, Ah Chu, what about that guy?" Turning to the trace department.
Almost at the same time, Mr. Atobe, who had fainted on the ground, suddenly made a sound, and seemed to gradually regain consciousness.
Chen Xiaolu silently praised him in his heart, as expected of the president, he always wakes up in time.
"Leave first, let's continue talking when we go back."
"..." Do you really want to settle accounts after the fall? qaq
Having said that, she obediently followed her first brother into the nearby alleyway. Who made her make a mistake... It is a pity that her back has not disappeared, and Master Atobe has already woken up. Shouted: "Little fairy! So you are really a little fairy!"
"...Huh?" Chen Xiaolu was stunned.
Then I wanted to slap myself in the face, wouldn't everything be fine if I sneaked away?What did she say?
Stiffly leaning on the wall to see, sure enough, Master Atobe was also staring at her... The young man didn't seem to realize that his face was in the shape of a "one-eyed panda". feed, and then very confidently
She smiled evilly at the "girl" whose body was half covered by the wall: "Hmm, little goblin, are you playing hard to get again?"
"...you think too much!" She deeply suspected that the Bengjibu's vocabulary was astonishingly small, otherwise why would he keep repeating the same words every time?
"Ah, do you think you can deceive this uncle?" Seeing that the president's face was full of embarrassment, the uncle stroked the tear mole on his face with one hand, and groaned, "You thought I would let you go if you threw yourself into your arms naked?" Yukimura and Tezuka? You are so naive."
"..." Wait, what's the matter with those two?Chen Xiaolu felt that his brain didn't seem to be useful, no, it seemed that he had never used it.
"However," Uncle Atobe suddenly let out a "haha" smile charmingly and wildly, "I didn't expect that your body is actually a tennis ball. I am very satisfied. Sure enough, you are the most suitable woman for me, hahahahahaha."
The body is a tennis ball?
Still satisfied?
Why are tennis and uncle suitable for you?
Why why why why? ? ?
"..." Chen Xiaolu vomited blood, she found that she was completely speechless when she met a boss-level prince, okay?This feeling of not being able to complain about the obvious slots is really aggrieved!
"It's not impossible for me to let them go." Speaking of this, Atobe snorted softly, "Let's give birth to twenty children for me first."
"puff--"
Don't doubt it, this is exactly the sound of Chen Xiaolu vomiting blood.
She silently wiped the corners of her mouth, as the saying goes, "Nothing can be broken, nothing can be built" (?), at this time she finally managed to regain the ability to speak: "Twenty...why don't you say two hundred?"
"Ah, that's fine too."
"..."
"Eight children per birth, one child per year, ten years is enough." Uncle Atobe counted silently with his fingers, and nodded with satisfaction, "That's right, my uncle's insight is really flawless."
"Well, let me tell you..." Chen Xiaolu felt that he was about to cry again, "Ten times eight equals eighty..." It's still far from two hundred, okay?And there are eight babies per year, does he think that Snow Butterfly Princess of Fengniaoyuan is a pig? !
Atobe's tender face was stunned, as if completely stunned by the incredible answer, and after a while, he became angry from embarrassment: "Ah! My uncle said that it is two hundred or two hundred!" What number was given, and he opened his mouth and said, "From tomorrow, change the answer of 'eight times ten' in all Japanese textbooks to two hundred! Can't do it? You must do it for me! If you can't do it, you and your whole family must Bury it with it!!!" After yelling, he confidently put away the gleaming [-]-carat diamond mobile phone, and smiled evilly, "Huh, isn't that all right?"
"……"what to do?Chen Xiaolu suddenly felt that he fell in love with the feeling of talking with Atobe, this kind of absolute superiority in IQ. qaq I don't know how many years I haven't experienced it...
"Okay, I'll give you a day to think about it." Uncle Atobe sat up and looked at his pants chain, "I'm going to change a pair of pants, I hope you have brought your child to see me by this time tomorrow, otherwise... ..." Laughed coldly, "You just wait to collect the corpses of Yukimura and Tezuka!"
The voice fell.
I saw Jingwu, the president of the Atobu, turning around very coolly and handsomely, leaving Chen Xiaolu with a back view comparable to "Brother Sharp".
She is silently worshiping... worshiping...
Suddenly feel wrong!
Why does he want to look at his crotch? Could it be that just now... hahaha... no way?Is it really... this... is really a little...
However, this seems to be a good opportunity to brush up the evil value?
No matter, fight!
So she yelled: "Give up! I'd rather die than give you this boy for a second!!!"
☆, 58, tragedy happened again!
In the next moment, Chen Xiaolu clearly saw that Atobe's face turned into this ="(⊙o⊙), and then it turned into this again ="=皮=, and finally his head was full of this => #########!
What kind of anger is this?
No, could it be said that this is the legendary anger?
At this moment——
"What did you say?!!!" The uncle finally yelled out, and made a cold face like a president at the right time. He frowned, his eyes widened, his nose twitched, his mouth slanted, and his saliva was about to flow out. .
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Slightly, a little scary, she swallowed silently, and unkindly decided to divert the trouble, "Yes, it was Renzu who told me."
After being stunned for a moment, Atobe gritted his teeth and said, "Ninjazu? Yu? Shi?!"
She silently lit a wax for Renzu in her heart: A cute wolf will not kill herself, so you can go at ease, Mr. Renzu!I will remember to burn incense for you every first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year!
"It turned out to be him..." The president of the Atobu suddenly took half a step back, covering his chest with one hand, with a complicated and unspeakable expression, "I didn't expect him to be so cruel, good, good! The weather is so hot, it seems that the inheritance of 3 There is no need for the ninja family of the year to continue to exist."
"..." Why didn't he just say 300 million years?However, thinking of Atobe's current level of mathematics, Chen Xiaolu calmed down, why did she care about these things?It is estimated that this guy can't tell the difference between three and five.
"Ninzu... Ninzu...you are fine! Hahahaha! You are wonderful! Hahahahahahaha!"
Chen Xiaolu silently wiped the sweat from his head, we should discuss the value of the hostility at another time, let's retreat today, the boss in front of him is really infected too much, if he stays any longer, she feels like he is going to be broken, so……
It's a pity that she was about to sneak away, but the other party actually stared at her again, staring and asked: "Tell me! Who is better, my uncle or Renzu?!"
This guy hasn't given up on that topic yet?However, it seems that the opportunity has come again, Chen Xiaolu gritted his teeth, and replied fearlessly: "Enough!"
"reason?"
"He's two seconds ahead of you!"
"..." Atobe took out his diamond phone and threw it on the ground, "How can I fall in love with a woman who is not gorgeous like you, and your math skills are so poor!"
"...Huh?" Is this the place to complain? Hey!And, is he qualified to say such a thing? Hey!
"Two minus one is obviously only one!"
"..." Well, what does she care about with him?Wait... Did Atobe say something super amazing? Sure enough, the one who hurts you the most will always be your friend, and the one who gets stabbed in your kidney will always be Tokiomi?Get some wax!
The furious uncle stomped on the diamond phone again: "Little fairy, I will give you one last chance to choose, should I just hold back?"
"Forbearance!"
"...Give you another chance!"
"Forbearance!"
"It's really the last chance!"
"It's him! It's him! Our cute wolf, little Renzu!" Chen Xiaolu almost sang.
"..."
[Guanyue Road has obtained 5 points of friendship with Atobe Jingwu, and currently has a cumulative favorability of 95 points. 】
"!!!"
down!
It actually dropped!
Chen Xiaolu couldn't help but wanted to burst into tears. What's the matter with this feeling of painstakingly obtaining the truth?What's the matter with this feeling of painstaking efforts to grind away the boss's bloody skin?This kind of... no, she worked so hard, but the other party's favorability actually dropped by 5, so, how much Keigo Atobe loves Kazunoin Snow Butterfly!
This must be true love!
"Really? Hahahahahahaha..." Atobe raised the left corner of his mouth, then raised the right corner of his mouth, and then raised the left corner again. After repeating this again and again, he smiled coldly, "If this is the case, don't regret it, just wait Let Tezuka, Yukimura, and the Ninzuzu family be buried with you!"
"...What do you want to do?" I felt strange from just now, what did this guy do?
Atobe turned his head arrogantly: "Well, you will know when the time comes." Then he kicked the mobile phone on the ground into the nearby sewer, "When the time comes, you will bring my thirty children here Beg for mercy, I will not forgive you either."
"..." Where could she find thirty children?And even if he brought it, it must not be his!
Forget it... I shouldn't ask for IQ on this guy.
Then, Uncle Atobe turned around and was about to leave, Chen Xiaolu subconsciously said: "Remember to cover your crotch, it's not good to be seen."
Atobe: "..."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Emma is being mean again!
Then she was stunned to see that Uncle A Tubo actually ran away with his hands on his crotch, bent over and Xiao Neba...
"I, I'll go..." She leaned on the wall with one hand, and rested her forehead in deep thought, "Is what I saw just now really Atobe? Isn't it really another person with his face? That is definitely another person Bar?"
After rambling on for a while, she suddenly found that no one was paying attention to her. When she looked up, she found that her first brother hadn't left, but was still by her side.
Chen Xiaolu patted him dissatisfied: "Hey! Why are you ignoring me?"
Then I saw the boy looked at her with complicated eyes: "I can't communicate with people whose IQs are not in the same dimension."
"It seems that Atobe has the lowest IQ right now?!"
"You are not much better if you can have a normal conversation with him."
"……"asshole!What I hate the most is talking about it. TAT originally had a little confidence in IQ, but now it's completely gone, okay? !
"Go home." Guanyue turned around.
Chen Xiaolu hurriedly put on sunglasses and a mask to follow, and asked curiously, "Hey? Don't you still have to go to work?"
"asked for leave."
"..." Chen Xiaolu scratched his cheek. It seemed that she accidentally caused Ah Chu trouble again. Hahahaha, although it has become a habit, but... "Hmm!" A sudden pain in her forehead.
When she looked up, she found that the culprit's slender fingers were still on her forehead.
"?"
"It's stupid enough, stop thinking about it."
"But……"
"It's about the card." The reason why she became a tennis ball, after much deliberation, was only that card. If he hadn't been bound by a fixed mindset and looked at the rules carefully, maybe things wouldn't have turned out like this , so it is true that she cannot be blamed entirely.
"Huh? Is it the card's fault?" Chen Xiaolu was startled, "That's right, I put the card on me before!"
"..." Didn't she notice it until now?
#IQ is flawed#
"Then, Ah Chu..." Looking at the stars through the lens, is this the rhythm of settling accounts after the fall?
"Don't even think about it."
"...how could this be?" TAT
Guanyue glanced at her sharply: "You didn't notice your condition and ran around, do you think you don't need to review yourself?"
Chen Xiaolu shrank his neck immediately, and honestly admitted his mistake: "...I was wrong."
"This sentence has already heard the old callus."
"Then... am I guilty?"
"..." Is there a difference?And, "I'd rather you keep it in your head than say it in words."
"Hahaha, let's talk about it after I grow my brain."
While the chicken feathers were flying, the boy was speechless for a long time—is it really okay for her to be so confident?
"Besides, it's good that you have this kind of thing, Ah Chu!" He rushed forward, "We complement each other with our strengths!"
Guanyue supported his forehead: "Where are your strengths?"
"Eat and sleep!" Raise your hand, "I'm still very confident about this."
"It's much more cost-effective to raise pigs than to raise you."
Chen Xiaolu got angry: "...Can a pig give birth to you?!"
She thought Guanyue would have nothing to say, but she didn't expect this guy to sneer and say something that made her burst into tears—
"You can have eight babies in one child, two hundred in ten years?"
"..." So, how vengeful this guy really is!She didn't say that kind of thing to Atobe on purpose, did she just change the topic unconsciously?
——Wait, did she forget something important again?
In this way, Chen Xiaolu, who had gone through hardships that day, followed her first brother back home, but she never remembered the "important things", and then... was taught a lesson.
It wasn't until after dinner that she was lying on the bed in pain (because she could only sleep on her side tonight), that the guy's head finally came to light, and he sat up from the bed with a "swish", and then hugged his buttocks and howled.
"Ah!... Aww!"
"...What song to sing at night?" Guanyue, who was about to watch the lantern, shook her hands, and a bad premonition floated in her heart again.
"It's not singing, I just remembered!"
"what?"
"Card!"
"..." This is probably the last word Guan Yue wants to hear now, but unfortunately, it still appeared in his ears, "Don't take it."
"No way!" Chen Xiaolu covered his face, "When it comes to time, it will automatically appear in my hands."
"..." No, "When did you get it?"
"I gave it because I successfully cleared Atobe's hostile value." Regarding this, she was very clear, "After all, he is one of the three bosses, but I don't know the first time I brushed other bosses." Can the two of them get the card for their enmity value?"
"It's best not to." Guanyue deeply felt that except for the "communication card", the rest were all waste products.
"I don't know what it is this time..." While speaking, Chen Xiaolu took out this gift from the unknown space. It was exactly the same shape as the card he got before, but this time the color was orange. She looked at it curiously, and then obediently handed it to her husband, "Here."
Guanyue breathed a sigh of relief, and reached out to catch it.
But at the moment when they held the card at the same time, he sharply saw the sentence on the card-it can make the two people who touch the card at the same time change their souls.
"!!!wait……"
He hurriedly wanted to let go of his hand, but it was too late, the familiar dazzling light had already lit up again.
The brutal tragedy just happened again.
So today's moon-watching couples still need some wax! ——
☆, 59, let's change?
"Wh, what's the situation?" Chen Xiaolu, who didn't see the words on the card clearly, didn't understand the situation at all until the light faded away, and then... "Hey! Why are there two me? No, it should be something Will there be two Snow Butterfly Princesses of Fengniaoyuan?" Shocked!
That's right, beside her, there was actually a Qicai girl with a tangled expression.
"Wait...my voice..." She finally realized belatedly that her voice had become a little strange. It seemed to be a very familiar male voice, and she always felt that she had heard it somewhere.
Then Chen Xiaolu saw the Qicai girl help her forehead and said something like this: "...idiot."
"Who is an idiot! Wait...you are Ah Chu? Then, we are..."
Well, she finally figured out what the problem was.
That's right, Guanyue and his wife tragically switched bodies under the effect of that card.
"No, isn't it?" Chen Xiaolu hurriedly jumped out of bed, and ran to the dressing mirror, where a handsome young man in purple pajamas really appeared.She made a smiling expression, and the people inside laughed; she stared, and the people inside stared too; she bared her teeth, and the people inside... "Hiss!"
Guanyue who also came up raised her hand and gave someone a head, the corners of her eyes twitching non-stop: "Don't use my body to do such a shameful thing!"
Chen Xiaolu looked at the person in the mirror, and saw that the black-haired boy was holding his head with an aggrieved face. He looked as pitiful as he could be. She couldn't help being amused: "Hahahahaha..." Then He jumped up and down, "Come on, come on, hit me a few more times."
"..." This is the first time I heard that someone made such a request.
Chen Xiaolu held his cheeks excitedly, and twisted his young body left and right: "Now even if you laugh, you won't lose your feathers, that's great!"
"..." He doesn't feel great at all, okay?
"Well, don't worry too much!" Chen? Guan Yue? Xiaolu stretched out his hand and hooked the melancholy Qicai girl's waist, "Anyway, it will definitely recover when the time comes. Let's go back to sleep."
Guan Yue finally couldn't help complaining: "Are you actually very happy?"
"Huh? Did you see it?" The thought of being able to use Ah Chu's body to do such and such and such and such a thing makes people excited, what should I do?
"...Do you want to hide it?"
"I tried hard, but unfortunately failed hehehehehehe..."
"..." Hit it again!
"Ow!"
"Told you not to make that stupid look with my face, and don't make that weird laugh!"
Chen Xiaolu rubbed his head and muttered, "He can put such a heavy hand on his own body, what a cruel man."
"..." Whose fault did she think it was?
"However, it doesn't matter. Who makes me different from someone else? I'm a good man with an open heart!" Chen Xiaolu said while bending down to pick up his husband, who has become a "Qicai girl", and ran to Put it down on the bed.
Guan Yue, who was "surprised" by surprise, was speechless. What kind of rhythm is this?Then I saw that someone pushed him down with one hand, and then pushed him up completely.It has to be said that being overwhelmed by "myself" on the bed is really a terrible experience - especially, that "myself" still has an extremely rippling and obscene smile on his face.
Chen Xiaolu, whose heart was indeed very turbulent, lifted the chin of the person under him with one hand, and his affectionate face suddenly appeared: "Miss, if you are really so disturbed in your heart, do you need me to comfort you with your body?"
"..."
"Come on, under my stalwart body, strong muscles, fiery hugs and hot kisses..." The faces moved closer.
Guanyue twitched the corners of her mouth, she couldn't have that kind of thing even if she changed her body, right?Then he silently clenched his fists and decided to teach this guy who "remembers eating but not beating" a lesson.
However, in the next second, the other party covered his mouth.
"???"
Chen Xiaolu sat up straight, turned his head and said with disgust: "Emma, you are too dazzling and ugly, I really can't do anything."
"……………………………………………………………………………………" She still has the face to say this?
At this moment, Guanyue? Chen Xiaolu? Chu felt that he could really understand his usual junior brother. Facing such a face all day long, he was okay during the day, but he might have nightmares in the middle of the night. Sleeping together must be true love!Thinking about it, she couldn't help but shed tears of emotion, and choked up and said, "Ah Chu, you are such a good man."
"I've said it all, don't send me a good person card." Guan Yue said that he was powerless.
"So let's go to sleep!" Chen Xiaolu turned off the light with a "snap" as he said, and turned around, "In this way, I will... I will go!" She screamed, "Your eyes are so dark in the dark night! It will emit colorful light! Is it a neon light? It’s so scary!" QAQ She felt the deep love again, so she gritted her teeth, lay down and hugged each other, "But don't worry, I won't dislike you! … ... By the way, the weather is suddenly so hot, can I go back to my room?"
Guanyue gritted her teeth: "Don't you dislike what you agreed?" And where is the heat with the air conditioner on?
Someone laughed dryly: "...Ahahahahaha...the wind is so strong..."
"To shut up!"
"I was wrong! Please don't stare at me!" It's really scary, those eyes TAT
Guanyue sighed helplessly, stretched out her hand and pressed the head of the person next to her to her chest: "Stop making trouble, go to sleep."
"...Ah Chu."
"what?"
"Don't be too inferior, at least your chest is soft now." Ru~
"..."
"I was wrong! Sleep right away!"
Ten seconds later.
"Zzzzzzz..."
Guan Yue: "..." She is really reassuring, but at this time, even if she doesn't sleep, it seems that nothing can be changed. Moreover, after being tricked like this, there is a strange feeling of "getting used to it" in his heart. It's too bad.
Just like that, he also closed his eyes helplessly, listening to someone's familiar and even breathing, unexpectedly gradually fell into sleep.
The next morning.
Even if the body is changed, the biological clock does not seem to be disturbed by it. At least Guan Yue, who is wearing a "gluttonous and sleepy" skin, wakes up at a normal time. I don't know what I dreamed of, but I laughed "hehe" twice, then stretched out my hand to grab my belly, scratched my neck, and fell asleep even more happily.
"..."
#I always feel that I can no longer look at myself directly#
Think this is the pinnacle of tragedy?
How naive!
After breakfast.
"You want to go to work for me?" Guan Yue felt her head hurt even more.
"Yes!" Chen Xiaolu replied very righteously, "You asked for leave yesterday afternoon, so it's not good to ask for another day off today. Besides, I don't know how long this will last, I can't stay at home all the time. Shall we go out?"
"..."
"Besides, I'm using your body now, so it's very safe." At least it's safer than "Qicaimeimei", right?
Even so, Guanyue still categorically refused: "No." He always felt that something bad would happen.
"Ah Chu..."
"If I say no, it won't work."
"……I see."
Then Guanyue saw the "young man" on the opposite side lowered his head with a desolate expression, as if he was very disappointed.
To be honest, seeing such an expression on "my own face" is really awkward, but then again, since she came here, she doesn't seem to go out properly, and even if she goes out, she has to be fully armed. Dare to stay more, it is rare to become like this, and it is normal to want to go out.
only……
He sighed: "I'm with you." Just like that, he compromised again because of his soft heart.
"what?"
Seeing someone's expression of surprise and disbelief, Brother Chu repeated the words in his mouth: "I'll go with you."
"Long live!" Chen Xiaolu jumped up from the chair, raised his hands and cheered, "Ah Chu, I love you the most!"
"Yes, you only love me at this time."
"Who said that? I love you all the time!" I rushed forward and rubbed vigorously, "Look, even if you become so ugly, I can still hold you! True love! Can you feel my burning love? ?”
"...Your love is really cheap."
"Cough, don't say that." Chen Xiaolu felt a little guilty, and quickly said comfortingly, "I often dream of you in my dreams!"
Guanyue raised her eyebrows: "Oh?"
"Really, really, like doing you like this, then like that..."
Guanyue, who was wearing a colorful leather jacket, coughed softly: "... Pay attention to your morals!"
"Oh, I'm an old couple, why do you want that?" She had already eaten Smecta with pickles!
Not long after, the two of them packed up neatly and went out, the target - the cake shop!
Chen Xiaolu, who was wearing Guanyue's skin, naturally stood up at the counter according to the old rules, and Guan Yue, who was wearing Chen Xiaolu's skin, had talked with the store manager about something, and actually became a cleaner in the store—but the clothes The dress is really suitable!But no matter what, seeing Ah Chu by his side, Chen Xiaolu felt relieved; on the other hand, Guan Yue could also see someone under his nose, and felt a little relieved.
All in all, everyone is very satisfied.
"Hey, S, good morning." Mr. M today is as enthusiastic as ever.
"...Well, good morning." That M can't say it at all, okay?
"By the way, what happened yesterday?"
"thing?"
"Yeah, didn't you ask for leave temporarily to say something happened?"
"That's it, it's done."
"That's good." Mr. M nodded, "But having said that, there was a guest who was very disappointed because he didn't see you yesterday afternoon."
"... Huh?" Who?who?who? !Chen Xiaolu immediately pricked up his ears, what is the rhythm of this cheating?What's with this green hat that fell from the sky?What's the matter with the cheating feeling that I found out?
"It's the handsome guy who came with his girlfriend before." Mr. M, who was trying to describe it, suddenly pointed at the door, "Look, then he's here."
Chen Xiaolu subconsciously looked outside the door and was stunned.
That, that's not...
☆, 60, what do you want to do in Fuer Zhouzhu?
Fuji Shusuke!
Chen Xiaolu gritted his teeth silently, this grating little goblin turned into Zhou Zi to hook up with her family Ah Chu, it's not worth it, now he still wants to fight himself? !
A man who dares to tease her, even a god, will kill him to have a look!
——Look at her "Magic Eyes of Immediate Death"!
——Wait, she seems to only have "colorful neon eyes" now.
——Ah, no, she even lost her colorful eyes now...
#This is really a sad story#
"Wow, S, your eyes are so scary!" Mr. M trembled, "Do you have any grudge against that person?"
Chen? Guan Yue? Xiaolu raised the corners of his mouth, gritted his teeth with a half-smile and replied, "Yes, I have a deep hatred, and we can't share the sky!"
"..." After a moment of silence, Mr. M took off his apron silently, "May I ask for leave, manager?"
"reason?"
"I don't want to go to the police station." Don't be too scary about the witnesses of the murder TAT
"Then let you go to the hospital, okay?"
"..." Mr. M burst into tears, this is Hong Guoguo's threat.
Having said that, he quickly returned to his job, and while "seriously" making preparations before opening the store, he quietly followed the situation of his colleagues with his eyes.
Chen Xiaolu also silently put on the red apron, straightened his hair a little in front of the counter glass, and looked up again, only to be surprised to find that Fuji Zhousuke had disappeared.
"..." After she took off her pants, this is it?
"welcome!"
But there is no extra time to think about it, because the customer has already come to the door.
In order to make her husband trust her ability, Chen Xiaolu worked very hard.
"This beautiful lady, may I ask which piece of cake do you want?" Sunshine smiled, showing a row of neat and white teeth.
Mr. M: "..." Abnormal!Isn't this guy crazy?
"..." This professional woman in her 20s actually blushed
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