[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2
Chapter 230 Finding a New Target
At this moment, Chen Xiaolu felt that he was surrounded by great malice.
However, her life is not like this all the time, so she quickly adapted and began to think hard—although it seems to make no difference whether she thinks or not, at least she has tried hard!
"What should I do? In this world full of hypocrites, I have no idea who the number one beauty is!" Chen Xiaolu, who had failed to think, looked at his own Ah Chu for help.
Guanyue: "..." I always feel that she has been too involved in the drama without knowing it. He has no interest in being a "fat superman" at all, so he irresponsibly suggested, "Just find someone?"
"No! If you want to do it, you have to do your best!" Clenched fists.
Guanyue: "..."
"However, there are definitely no beauties in this kind of shop." That's right, Chen Xiaolu discovered his mistake!
As the saying goes, "Same-sex repels, opposite-sex attracts", just imagine, how could women enter this kind of coffee shop full of "beauties"?Even if they know that they are actually men... No, it's because of this that they don't want to come in, right?To be compared to each other by men, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
So, if you want to find women, you must go to a place where real handsome men gather!
Chen Xiaolu thought about it for a while, and finally settled on a place - a swimsuit restaurant.
Since it is an all-boys high school, the waiters in the swimsuit restaurant must be handsome guys who only wear swimming trunks. After all, flat-chested swimsuits are not cute at all. Muscular clothes... vomit!
Cough cough, all in all, that place must be full of beauties, hehehehe...
So, Chen Xiaolu made up her mind like this, and then she shamefully left her two friends behind, and dragged her husband to the swimsuit restaurant.
Looking at it from a distance, I was shocked instantly.
"A lot of girls line up!"
"There seem to be too many beauties!"
"Who is the prettiest?"
……
Come on.
Jump around.
Then was held down.
"calm down."
"What are you doing covering your face?"
"Because you are too shameful."
"...Ahahaha, I'm just a little bit excited." Chen Xiaolu laughed dryly, "Anyway, let's go to line up!"
"The team is full of women."
"so?"
"Don't you think it's awkward for me to stand inside?"
"Eh..." Chen Xiaolu thought for a while, "You can understand yourself as Ji..."
"Ok?"
"I did not say anything!"
"Ha ha."
Chen Xiaolu rubbed her arms silently, it was so cold, so cold, so she said sensiblely: "Otherwise, I'll go in and have a look alone?"
"Can you really do it?" Even thinking with his toes, Guan Yue felt that something would go wrong.
"You have to trust me once in a while!" Chen Xiaolu patted his chest loudly, expressing that he was really, really reliable, "Anyway, leave it to me!"
"But……"
"And this is in the dungeon, the big deal is that the mission fails, there is nothing to worry about!"
"...Well, I'm nearby, call me if you need anything."
"Uh-huh!"
After some conversations, Chen Xiaolu successfully dumped his husband and stepped into the sea of handsome men... Ahem, no, he embarked on the journey of a detective.
There is only one beauty!
As soon as she entered, she immediately covered her nose——okay, there are a lot of boys in swimsuits.
However, a married woman like her will not be easily seduced by the scene in front of her!Her will is very firm!That's right, someone as upright as her...
"Guest, are you okay?" A sunny boy with wheat-colored skin ran up to her.
"Um...no, nothing."
"But your nosebleed..."
"Nose, nosebleed or something, it's because I ate too much chili just now!"
"...This is a tissue, please use it."
"Cough, thank you."
"You're welcome." Sunshine Boy tried his best to put away his embarrassing expression, "Guest, are you alone?"
"um, yes."
"Then please go this way." He said, leading the way in front, "Because there are too many customers, everyone can only share the table. You don't mind, do you?"
"It's okay." Chen Xiaolu said, and he added, "But I want to sit with the most beautiful girl."
"..." The sunny boy gave her a strange look, and finally led her to a table full of beauties, "May I ask what do you need?"
"iced coffee."
"OK, just a second."
The boy sighed secretly as he walked, how hard is this girl to think about?He looks... and desperately squeezed towards the beautiful woman.
Thinking of this, he turned his head subconsciously, and then... stunned!
I saw that strange girl was surrounded by all the girls at the moment, one girl handed fruit, another girl handed cake, and one girl... All in all, she was simply enjoying the imperial treatment.
The boy rubbed his eyes in disbelief, but the picture didn't change, so it didn't look like he was dazzled.So... in those few seconds, what happened? ? ?
It can be repaired!
Even gay guys will feel envious, okay? !
In this way, Chen Xiaolu was looking for his prey in the store while enjoying the service of the beauties.
In the end, she fixed her gaze on a tall beauty with long silver hair. Her face and temperament were very cold, and she looked like the legendary "Iceberg Beauty".What makes people feel more reassuring is that she is also wearing a swimsuit-the swimsuit restaurant is located next to the swimming pool and provides swimming services for free.
84, 62, 86...
Chen Xiaolu silently calculated the approximate data with his eyes, and finally came to the conclusion that as an Asian woman, this is already very good!
It was decided that it was her!
And...hehehehehe...
Chen Xiaolu smirked twice. This girl couldn't have come from home in a swimsuit. In other words, her original clothes should be in the dressing room. It's really easy to imagine...Look, there is a changing dress hanging on her hand What about the key to the room?
So, there is only one problem now - get that key!
After thinking about it, Chen Xiaolu decided to stand up and approach the girl first.
As soon as he stood up, he heard several voices——
"Huh? Are you leaving already?"
"Lu Jiang, sit down for a while, I'll buy you another cup of coffee."
"That's right, there's still cake, too."
……
Facing these voices, Chen Xiaolu said coldly: "I have to do something, so don't keep me anymore."
As she said that, she ran towards the beautiful woman who was spotted.
Vaguely, there seemed to be crows flying over her head, and they kept making miserable calls of "good scum... good scum...".
231,
As the saying goes, when Chen Xiaolu goes out, one can beat two.
So, she got the key of the dressing room from the beauty's hand without any effort, and then drifted away.Cough cough, this is "flick off your clothes when things happen, and hide your merits and fame"!
When he went out, the three friends had joined at some point, so they all ran towards the locker room together.
"Why didn't you call me when you left?" Ren Zu complained on the road.
"Isn't it to see that you enjoy it?" Chen Xiaolu answered casually, and then asked, "No, I heard that you are going to make a movie?"
"..." Bu Er's face suddenly turned black, and then quickly returned to its original state, so fast that it even seemed that it had never been dark before.
But Chen Xiaolu felt that she was right, so she asked her Ah Chu in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Guanyue coughed lightly, but did not speak.
"What's wrong?" she asked Ninzu again.
The guy turned his head slowly.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." What is this feeling of being rejected by all classmates? QAQ, who was not in a good mood, snorted softly, "Could it be that I asked you to make some strange movie?"
Bu Er: "..." A shadow cast over his face again.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." No, no, you guessed it right?This is really... a touch of wax!Sure enough, sometimes the pies that fall from the sky may not be filled with meat or vegetables, but filled with [beep——], not everything can be eaten!
After a while, the four arrived at the building where the locker room was located.
According to the instructions on the key, Chen Xiaolu walked into the women's dressing room, and the other three of course could only stay outside, after all, it was too strange for men to go in.
A few minutes later, she opened the locker and got from it... Hehehehe!
Holding the shopping bag with the clothes in her hands, she laughed silently—it was a success!Very good!
While talking, she opened the shopping bag, and after searching for a while, she found that there was no fat time in it, but a note.Curiously, she took out the note and looked at it, and found that there was actually a line written on it——You are under arrest.
"Hey?"
"Don't move!!!" There seemed to be a gun behind her.
Chen Xiaolu was so frightened that she immediately raised her hands, and the shopping bag fell directly to her feet. She stammered and said, "I don't understand, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, don't be nervous!" It's... her kidney! QQ
"Hold your head in your hands."
Chen Xiaolu followed his words.
Then she just felt that her hands were handcuffed by something cold, and then, she put down her handcuffed hands, turned around, and found that the person who grabbed her was the little policeman from before.
Chen Xiaolu: "...Why, why is it you?"
"Hehe," the little policeman smiled coldly and noblely, "Of course it's to catch you, a perverted fat superman!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..." She was surprised, "Why do you know I'm here?"
"Of course it's because..." He clapped his hands, and the beauty from before walked in through the door, "She's our undercover agent!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..." I was cheated!She underestimated the IQ of the police in this world!It can be repaired. I thought it was 0 points, but it turned out to be 5 points. It's incredible!
Under her unbelievable gaze, the beauty turned her head sadly, and said softly, "I'm sorry, but... this is my duty! After you go in... I will visit you often."
Chen Xiaolu: "Go in, go in? Where?"
"Does it need to be said?" The little policeman replied ruthlessly, "First the detention center, and then the prison."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Ya, Ya|蠛|蝴蝶! ! !
She has never been in prison in her previous life and this life, okay?
Don't ah ah ah ah!
Help! ! ! ! !
So, she was caught|trapped like this.
At the same time, almost all the reporters outside knew the news that "Fatty Superman was arrested", so Chen Xiaolu became popular.
On the way from the locker room to the gate of the campus, the flashing lights...even though Chen Xiaolu's head was covered by the police clothes, he could still clearly feel this.
[Friendly reminder: Once "Fat Times Superman" enters the police car, the dungeon mission will be considered a failure. 】
Chen Xiaolu: "..." She knows this kind of thing without reminding her!
[Friendly reminder: There are special skills that can change the status quo. 】
Chen Xiaolu: "..." No, bad feeling.
[Friendly Reminder: As long as you do this, that, that, that, that...]
Some subtle information passed into Chen Xiaolu's mind, and then she became ill.
She knew it was bound to turn out like this...
However, the previous dungeon had already failed, and this failure was too much of a waste of time.
Forget it, fight it! ! !
Chen Xiaolu made up his mind and suddenly lifted the clothes on his head completely, revealing his face.
After a short period of silence, a huge | loud noise sounded.
At the same time, the flash light flickered again and again.
While the lights were flickering, Chen Xiaolu narrowed his eyes slightly and shouted: "Actually, I'm not a fat superman!!!"
When the reporters heard this, their blood boiled instantly: Mom!This is great news!
"Stop talking nonsense." The little policeman was dissatisfied, "You were caught by us."
"What did you catch?" Chen Xiaolu snorted coldly, his acting skills were quite impressive.
The little policeman pointed at the undercover girl: "You steal her fat times!"
"That's not because I'm Fat Superman!"
"what?"
"It's because..." Chen Xiaolu took a deep breath, so that she had the courage to say the next sentence, "I love her!"
Everyone: "..."
The reporter is even more bloody!
Guan Yue: "..."
Two hands rested silently on her shoulders.
"Condolences."
"Relax."
Guan Yue: "That idiot..." Fu forehead.
"Stop joking! Is it the first day you know each other?" The little policeman got angry, talking nonsense, it was all nonsense!
Chen Xiaolu squinted at him: "Is it okay to love at first sight?"
Little policeman: "..." He gritted his teeth, "Anyway, go back with me first!"
He was about to stuff Chen Xiaolu into the police car, at this moment, his head was suddenly blocked by something, it was a gun.
Little policeman: "...Yuno, what do you want to do?"
The undercover beauty shook her head and said softly, "I'm sorry, I can't let you catch her." As she spoke, she said to the driver of the police car, "Come out!"
After the driver came out, she pushed Chen Xiaolu in, got into the police car herself, and drove off like this.
In this way, Chen Xiaolu successfully escaped the fate of going to prison and became a... wanted criminal.
There must be something wrong, right? ! !
Chen Xiaolu's whole body is not well, this result is even worse than before, she said!hijack | hold cops, snatch | guns...whatever...
As if seeing her uneasiness, the undercover beauty raised her eyebrows and smiled at her: "Don't be afraid, I will take you to the ends of the earth."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." No, she doesn't want to go! ! !
232,
A "hunt" on the highway began.
This is close to the development of the American drama, and all the reporters are overjoyed after being stunned——Emma!This is going to be posted!Tomorrow's newspaper sales will definitely break the record!
So everyone went to catch up with them one after another!
The so-called "fat superman" suddenly became uninterested.
why?Please see the live play report.
"Fat times Superman? Who wants to chase after that kind of guy who is not cool at all!"
"Huh? Fat times definitely don't have Lily... Cough, I mean the pure friendship between women makes people's heart beat!"
"Oh, anyway, Fatty Superman will commit crimes sooner or later. I'm afraid such a big incident will never happen in the future, so I must chase this side first."
"Don't block my way! Get out of the way!"
"Quickly, keep up!"
……
Well, that's about it.
The trio of teammates stared dumbfounded at the direction of a large number of vehicles driving away, and then looked at the "empty building" school, which was filled with emotion in their hearts.
Among them, the director of Guanyue is the most... so what.
At this moment, he just wanted to say: "Why can she always make such a big scene." Fortunately, she is quite honest in reality, otherwise...it would be a tragedy.
The two hands that had been on his shoulders were raised and lowered at the same time.
"Condolences."
"Be more open."
Guanyue: "..." His family is not dead, thank you!
Anyway...
Let's settle things first while everyone is "speeding".
at the same time.
Chen Xiaolu was in a slightly bad mood.
"Drive...slow...slow down..." It wasn't that she stuttered, but that the speed of the car was so fast that she couldn't speak a complete sentence.She is suffering and can't tell now, this girl was born as a racing driver, right?Driving the car is called fierce!It's almost impossible to see directly, okay? !No, she's about to throw up!
"If you are slow, you will be caught."
"Catch it..." She would rather be caught!
"I won't let you die for me."
"..." Who wants to die for you? Hey! ! !Thinking too much, girl, "Ouch! I want... Ooh!"
"Use this." The girl handed Chen Xiaolu a plastic bag while speeding the car.
The latter took the bag reluctantly, stuffed his entire face in it, and then... waxed it!
About an hour later, the girl who drove the police car as a go-kart finally got rid of all the pursuers and parked the car near a certain port.She jumped out of the car refreshed, and got out Chen Xiaolu, who was half fainted, and lightly carried it on her shoulders, heading towards the beach.
"We... this is... going... where..." dying.
The girl replied: "I have a small boat here, and I can go to my secret stronghold after taking it, and then I will find a friend to smuggle us to China."
"Why...is...China..."
"There are so many people, it's easy to hide."
"..." No, a woman with weird hair color like you is not easy to hide in the Great Heaven | Dynasty!
Chen Xiaolu didn't realize that he was not qualified to say this at all. Of course, this was normal, because she was completely dizzy.
"Don't be afraid, it's almost safe now." The undercover girl said while dexterously jumping onto the boat, and after putting Chen Xiaolu in place, she started to drive skillfully and quickly.Chen Xiaolu, who had breathed a sigh of relief, suffered again, "Ouch! You...slow down!" Fortunately, no one was chasing her now, and she was still walking in a straight line.
However, how could the maliciousness of the big universe, who never left her side, let her go?
Not long after, there was a "buzzing" sound in the sky. It turned out that the helicopter was chasing it.
"Tsk," the undercover girl snorted impatiently, and then quickly got an oxygen tank for Chen Xiaolu, "It's really troublesome."
Chen Xiaolu was stunned: "Wait..." her mouth was blocked by the respirator, "Um..." Before she could react, she was pulled into the water by the girl, so...they still dived ……Wait!Although she can swim, she has never done such a thing. Hey! ! !
She went from slightly bad to completely bad.
But in the end, miraculously... they were dragged ashore by the girl who was so physically strong, and after changing the means of transportation a few times, they finally settled down in a secret house.
At that time, Chen Xiaolu was completely as soft as dried kimchi...soft...
She lay dying on the ground until the other party brought a plate of rice balls to her.
"Want to eat?"
"Want..." She grabbed the rice ball and stuffed it into her mouth, "Salmon?"
"Like it?"
"It's okay." She prefers prunes and roasted cod roe, so Ah Chu usually only cooks these two, but it's obviously not the time for picky eaters.She quickly filled herself up, and after drinking a large cup of barley tea, she said, "Otherwise, I'd better turn myself in."
"why?"
"Uh... I can't implicate you!" Chen Xiaolu tried his best to appear sincere, "I'll tell them that I forced you to take me away, um, because I had a bomb on me... anyway ..."
Before she could finish her sentence, her hand was already |held.
The undercover girl was moved with tears in her eyes: "You are so kind to me."
"Um..." Her goal is not this, hey! ! !
Chen Xiaolu felt that it would be impossible to go on like this. She felt that this girl was about to marry her... As a married woman, hooking up with a girl is really unscrupulous, and she must be cast aside!
So she decided to scum herself: "Ahem, actually... I have a lot of girls outside, um, if I leave with you alone, they will be sad..." When she said this, she silently repented in her heart ——Ah Chu, I’m sorry, this is also for the copy, um, everything is for the copy, please forgive me!
"What did you say?"
"I said..." Before Chen Xiaolu could finish his sentence, a dagger gleaming with cold light was firmly inserted in front of her.She shook her head, raised her head silently, and met the girl's eyes—oh my god!The pupils have completely shrunk!The eyes are so scary! ! !
The corner of the undercover girl's mouth suddenly curled into a smile: "What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly, so say it again."
The voice was very gentle, and the smile was also very gentle, but Chen Xiaolu was frightened into a cold sweat——Mom!Help!There is a disease here|Jiao ah ah ah! ! !
"Ok?"
"No, nothing, I didn't say anything."
"really?"
"Really!" Does she dare to say "false"?will die!
So, why is she so unlucky? It's unscientific! ! !
However, her life is not like this all the time, so she quickly adapted and began to think hard—although it seems to make no difference whether she thinks or not, at least she has tried hard!
"What should I do? In this world full of hypocrites, I have no idea who the number one beauty is!" Chen Xiaolu, who had failed to think, looked at his own Ah Chu for help.
Guanyue: "..." I always feel that she has been too involved in the drama without knowing it. He has no interest in being a "fat superman" at all, so he irresponsibly suggested, "Just find someone?"
"No! If you want to do it, you have to do your best!" Clenched fists.
Guanyue: "..."
"However, there are definitely no beauties in this kind of shop." That's right, Chen Xiaolu discovered his mistake!
As the saying goes, "Same-sex repels, opposite-sex attracts", just imagine, how could women enter this kind of coffee shop full of "beauties"?Even if they know that they are actually men... No, it's because of this that they don't want to come in, right?To be compared to each other by men, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
So, if you want to find women, you must go to a place where real handsome men gather!
Chen Xiaolu thought about it for a while, and finally settled on a place - a swimsuit restaurant.
Since it is an all-boys high school, the waiters in the swimsuit restaurant must be handsome guys who only wear swimming trunks. After all, flat-chested swimsuits are not cute at all. Muscular clothes... vomit!
Cough cough, all in all, that place must be full of beauties, hehehehe...
So, Chen Xiaolu made up her mind like this, and then she shamefully left her two friends behind, and dragged her husband to the swimsuit restaurant.
Looking at it from a distance, I was shocked instantly.
"A lot of girls line up!"
"There seem to be too many beauties!"
"Who is the prettiest?"
……
Come on.
Jump around.
Then was held down.
"calm down."
"What are you doing covering your face?"
"Because you are too shameful."
"...Ahahaha, I'm just a little bit excited." Chen Xiaolu laughed dryly, "Anyway, let's go to line up!"
"The team is full of women."
"so?"
"Don't you think it's awkward for me to stand inside?"
"Eh..." Chen Xiaolu thought for a while, "You can understand yourself as Ji..."
"Ok?"
"I did not say anything!"
"Ha ha."
Chen Xiaolu rubbed her arms silently, it was so cold, so cold, so she said sensiblely: "Otherwise, I'll go in and have a look alone?"
"Can you really do it?" Even thinking with his toes, Guan Yue felt that something would go wrong.
"You have to trust me once in a while!" Chen Xiaolu patted his chest loudly, expressing that he was really, really reliable, "Anyway, leave it to me!"
"But……"
"And this is in the dungeon, the big deal is that the mission fails, there is nothing to worry about!"
"...Well, I'm nearby, call me if you need anything."
"Uh-huh!"
After some conversations, Chen Xiaolu successfully dumped his husband and stepped into the sea of handsome men... Ahem, no, he embarked on the journey of a detective.
There is only one beauty!
As soon as she entered, she immediately covered her nose——okay, there are a lot of boys in swimsuits.
However, a married woman like her will not be easily seduced by the scene in front of her!Her will is very firm!That's right, someone as upright as her...
"Guest, are you okay?" A sunny boy with wheat-colored skin ran up to her.
"Um...no, nothing."
"But your nosebleed..."
"Nose, nosebleed or something, it's because I ate too much chili just now!"
"...This is a tissue, please use it."
"Cough, thank you."
"You're welcome." Sunshine Boy tried his best to put away his embarrassing expression, "Guest, are you alone?"
"um, yes."
"Then please go this way." He said, leading the way in front, "Because there are too many customers, everyone can only share the table. You don't mind, do you?"
"It's okay." Chen Xiaolu said, and he added, "But I want to sit with the most beautiful girl."
"..." The sunny boy gave her a strange look, and finally led her to a table full of beauties, "May I ask what do you need?"
"iced coffee."
"OK, just a second."
The boy sighed secretly as he walked, how hard is this girl to think about?He looks... and desperately squeezed towards the beautiful woman.
Thinking of this, he turned his head subconsciously, and then... stunned!
I saw that strange girl was surrounded by all the girls at the moment, one girl handed fruit, another girl handed cake, and one girl... All in all, she was simply enjoying the imperial treatment.
The boy rubbed his eyes in disbelief, but the picture didn't change, so it didn't look like he was dazzled.So... in those few seconds, what happened? ? ?
It can be repaired!
Even gay guys will feel envious, okay? !
In this way, Chen Xiaolu was looking for his prey in the store while enjoying the service of the beauties.
In the end, she fixed her gaze on a tall beauty with long silver hair. Her face and temperament were very cold, and she looked like the legendary "Iceberg Beauty".What makes people feel more reassuring is that she is also wearing a swimsuit-the swimsuit restaurant is located next to the swimming pool and provides swimming services for free.
84, 62, 86...
Chen Xiaolu silently calculated the approximate data with his eyes, and finally came to the conclusion that as an Asian woman, this is already very good!
It was decided that it was her!
And...hehehehehe...
Chen Xiaolu smirked twice. This girl couldn't have come from home in a swimsuit. In other words, her original clothes should be in the dressing room. It's really easy to imagine...Look, there is a changing dress hanging on her hand What about the key to the room?
So, there is only one problem now - get that key!
After thinking about it, Chen Xiaolu decided to stand up and approach the girl first.
As soon as he stood up, he heard several voices——
"Huh? Are you leaving already?"
"Lu Jiang, sit down for a while, I'll buy you another cup of coffee."
"That's right, there's still cake, too."
……
Facing these voices, Chen Xiaolu said coldly: "I have to do something, so don't keep me anymore."
As she said that, she ran towards the beautiful woman who was spotted.
Vaguely, there seemed to be crows flying over her head, and they kept making miserable calls of "good scum... good scum...".
231,
As the saying goes, when Chen Xiaolu goes out, one can beat two.
So, she got the key of the dressing room from the beauty's hand without any effort, and then drifted away.Cough cough, this is "flick off your clothes when things happen, and hide your merits and fame"!
When he went out, the three friends had joined at some point, so they all ran towards the locker room together.
"Why didn't you call me when you left?" Ren Zu complained on the road.
"Isn't it to see that you enjoy it?" Chen Xiaolu answered casually, and then asked, "No, I heard that you are going to make a movie?"
"..." Bu Er's face suddenly turned black, and then quickly returned to its original state, so fast that it even seemed that it had never been dark before.
But Chen Xiaolu felt that she was right, so she asked her Ah Chu in a low voice, "What's wrong?"
Guanyue coughed lightly, but did not speak.
"What's wrong?" she asked Ninzu again.
The guy turned his head slowly.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." What is this feeling of being rejected by all classmates? QAQ, who was not in a good mood, snorted softly, "Could it be that I asked you to make some strange movie?"
Bu Er: "..." A shadow cast over his face again.
Chen Xiaolu: "..." No, no, you guessed it right?This is really... a touch of wax!Sure enough, sometimes the pies that fall from the sky may not be filled with meat or vegetables, but filled with [beep——], not everything can be eaten!
After a while, the four arrived at the building where the locker room was located.
According to the instructions on the key, Chen Xiaolu walked into the women's dressing room, and the other three of course could only stay outside, after all, it was too strange for men to go in.
A few minutes later, she opened the locker and got from it... Hehehehe!
Holding the shopping bag with the clothes in her hands, she laughed silently—it was a success!Very good!
While talking, she opened the shopping bag, and after searching for a while, she found that there was no fat time in it, but a note.Curiously, she took out the note and looked at it, and found that there was actually a line written on it——You are under arrest.
"Hey?"
"Don't move!!!" There seemed to be a gun behind her.
Chen Xiaolu was so frightened that she immediately raised her hands, and the shopping bag fell directly to her feet. She stammered and said, "I don't understand, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, don't be nervous!" It's... her kidney! QQ
"Hold your head in your hands."
Chen Xiaolu followed his words.
Then she just felt that her hands were handcuffed by something cold, and then, she put down her handcuffed hands, turned around, and found that the person who grabbed her was the little policeman from before.
Chen Xiaolu: "...Why, why is it you?"
"Hehe," the little policeman smiled coldly and noblely, "Of course it's to catch you, a perverted fat superman!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..." She was surprised, "Why do you know I'm here?"
"Of course it's because..." He clapped his hands, and the beauty from before walked in through the door, "She's our undercover agent!"
Chen Xiaolu: "..." I was cheated!She underestimated the IQ of the police in this world!It can be repaired. I thought it was 0 points, but it turned out to be 5 points. It's incredible!
Under her unbelievable gaze, the beauty turned her head sadly, and said softly, "I'm sorry, but... this is my duty! After you go in... I will visit you often."
Chen Xiaolu: "Go in, go in? Where?"
"Does it need to be said?" The little policeman replied ruthlessly, "First the detention center, and then the prison."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." Ya, Ya|蠛|蝴蝶! ! !
She has never been in prison in her previous life and this life, okay?
Don't ah ah ah ah!
Help! ! ! ! !
So, she was caught|trapped like this.
At the same time, almost all the reporters outside knew the news that "Fatty Superman was arrested", so Chen Xiaolu became popular.
On the way from the locker room to the gate of the campus, the flashing lights...even though Chen Xiaolu's head was covered by the police clothes, he could still clearly feel this.
[Friendly reminder: Once "Fat Times Superman" enters the police car, the dungeon mission will be considered a failure. 】
Chen Xiaolu: "..." She knows this kind of thing without reminding her!
[Friendly reminder: There are special skills that can change the status quo. 】
Chen Xiaolu: "..." No, bad feeling.
[Friendly Reminder: As long as you do this, that, that, that, that...]
Some subtle information passed into Chen Xiaolu's mind, and then she became ill.
She knew it was bound to turn out like this...
However, the previous dungeon had already failed, and this failure was too much of a waste of time.
Forget it, fight it! ! !
Chen Xiaolu made up his mind and suddenly lifted the clothes on his head completely, revealing his face.
After a short period of silence, a huge | loud noise sounded.
At the same time, the flash light flickered again and again.
While the lights were flickering, Chen Xiaolu narrowed his eyes slightly and shouted: "Actually, I'm not a fat superman!!!"
When the reporters heard this, their blood boiled instantly: Mom!This is great news!
"Stop talking nonsense." The little policeman was dissatisfied, "You were caught by us."
"What did you catch?" Chen Xiaolu snorted coldly, his acting skills were quite impressive.
The little policeman pointed at the undercover girl: "You steal her fat times!"
"That's not because I'm Fat Superman!"
"what?"
"It's because..." Chen Xiaolu took a deep breath, so that she had the courage to say the next sentence, "I love her!"
Everyone: "..."
The reporter is even more bloody!
Guan Yue: "..."
Two hands rested silently on her shoulders.
"Condolences."
"Relax."
Guan Yue: "That idiot..." Fu forehead.
"Stop joking! Is it the first day you know each other?" The little policeman got angry, talking nonsense, it was all nonsense!
Chen Xiaolu squinted at him: "Is it okay to love at first sight?"
Little policeman: "..." He gritted his teeth, "Anyway, go back with me first!"
He was about to stuff Chen Xiaolu into the police car, at this moment, his head was suddenly blocked by something, it was a gun.
Little policeman: "...Yuno, what do you want to do?"
The undercover beauty shook her head and said softly, "I'm sorry, I can't let you catch her." As she spoke, she said to the driver of the police car, "Come out!"
After the driver came out, she pushed Chen Xiaolu in, got into the police car herself, and drove off like this.
In this way, Chen Xiaolu successfully escaped the fate of going to prison and became a... wanted criminal.
There must be something wrong, right? ! !
Chen Xiaolu's whole body is not well, this result is even worse than before, she said!hijack | hold cops, snatch | guns...whatever...
As if seeing her uneasiness, the undercover beauty raised her eyebrows and smiled at her: "Don't be afraid, I will take you to the ends of the earth."
Chen Xiaolu: "..." No, she doesn't want to go! ! !
232,
A "hunt" on the highway began.
This is close to the development of the American drama, and all the reporters are overjoyed after being stunned——Emma!This is going to be posted!Tomorrow's newspaper sales will definitely break the record!
So everyone went to catch up with them one after another!
The so-called "fat superman" suddenly became uninterested.
why?Please see the live play report.
"Fat times Superman? Who wants to chase after that kind of guy who is not cool at all!"
"Huh? Fat times definitely don't have Lily... Cough, I mean the pure friendship between women makes people's heart beat!"
"Oh, anyway, Fatty Superman will commit crimes sooner or later. I'm afraid such a big incident will never happen in the future, so I must chase this side first."
"Don't block my way! Get out of the way!"
"Quickly, keep up!"
……
Well, that's about it.
The trio of teammates stared dumbfounded at the direction of a large number of vehicles driving away, and then looked at the "empty building" school, which was filled with emotion in their hearts.
Among them, the director of Guanyue is the most... so what.
At this moment, he just wanted to say: "Why can she always make such a big scene." Fortunately, she is quite honest in reality, otherwise...it would be a tragedy.
The two hands that had been on his shoulders were raised and lowered at the same time.
"Condolences."
"Be more open."
Guanyue: "..." His family is not dead, thank you!
Anyway...
Let's settle things first while everyone is "speeding".
at the same time.
Chen Xiaolu was in a slightly bad mood.
"Drive...slow...slow down..." It wasn't that she stuttered, but that the speed of the car was so fast that she couldn't speak a complete sentence.She is suffering and can't tell now, this girl was born as a racing driver, right?Driving the car is called fierce!It's almost impossible to see directly, okay? !No, she's about to throw up!
"If you are slow, you will be caught."
"Catch it..." She would rather be caught!
"I won't let you die for me."
"..." Who wants to die for you? Hey! ! !Thinking too much, girl, "Ouch! I want... Ooh!"
"Use this." The girl handed Chen Xiaolu a plastic bag while speeding the car.
The latter took the bag reluctantly, stuffed his entire face in it, and then... waxed it!
About an hour later, the girl who drove the police car as a go-kart finally got rid of all the pursuers and parked the car near a certain port.She jumped out of the car refreshed, and got out Chen Xiaolu, who was half fainted, and lightly carried it on her shoulders, heading towards the beach.
"We... this is... going... where..." dying.
The girl replied: "I have a small boat here, and I can go to my secret stronghold after taking it, and then I will find a friend to smuggle us to China."
"Why...is...China..."
"There are so many people, it's easy to hide."
"..." No, a woman with weird hair color like you is not easy to hide in the Great Heaven | Dynasty!
Chen Xiaolu didn't realize that he was not qualified to say this at all. Of course, this was normal, because she was completely dizzy.
"Don't be afraid, it's almost safe now." The undercover girl said while dexterously jumping onto the boat, and after putting Chen Xiaolu in place, she started to drive skillfully and quickly.Chen Xiaolu, who had breathed a sigh of relief, suffered again, "Ouch! You...slow down!" Fortunately, no one was chasing her now, and she was still walking in a straight line.
However, how could the maliciousness of the big universe, who never left her side, let her go?
Not long after, there was a "buzzing" sound in the sky. It turned out that the helicopter was chasing it.
"Tsk," the undercover girl snorted impatiently, and then quickly got an oxygen tank for Chen Xiaolu, "It's really troublesome."
Chen Xiaolu was stunned: "Wait..." her mouth was blocked by the respirator, "Um..." Before she could react, she was pulled into the water by the girl, so...they still dived ……Wait!Although she can swim, she has never done such a thing. Hey! ! !
She went from slightly bad to completely bad.
But in the end, miraculously... they were dragged ashore by the girl who was so physically strong, and after changing the means of transportation a few times, they finally settled down in a secret house.
At that time, Chen Xiaolu was completely as soft as dried kimchi...soft...
She lay dying on the ground until the other party brought a plate of rice balls to her.
"Want to eat?"
"Want..." She grabbed the rice ball and stuffed it into her mouth, "Salmon?"
"Like it?"
"It's okay." She prefers prunes and roasted cod roe, so Ah Chu usually only cooks these two, but it's obviously not the time for picky eaters.She quickly filled herself up, and after drinking a large cup of barley tea, she said, "Otherwise, I'd better turn myself in."
"why?"
"Uh... I can't implicate you!" Chen Xiaolu tried his best to appear sincere, "I'll tell them that I forced you to take me away, um, because I had a bomb on me... anyway ..."
Before she could finish her sentence, her hand was already |held.
The undercover girl was moved with tears in her eyes: "You are so kind to me."
"Um..." Her goal is not this, hey! ! !
Chen Xiaolu felt that it would be impossible to go on like this. She felt that this girl was about to marry her... As a married woman, hooking up with a girl is really unscrupulous, and she must be cast aside!
So she decided to scum herself: "Ahem, actually... I have a lot of girls outside, um, if I leave with you alone, they will be sad..." When she said this, she silently repented in her heart ——Ah Chu, I’m sorry, this is also for the copy, um, everything is for the copy, please forgive me!
"What did you say?"
"I said..." Before Chen Xiaolu could finish his sentence, a dagger gleaming with cold light was firmly inserted in front of her.She shook her head, raised her head silently, and met the girl's eyes—oh my god!The pupils have completely shrunk!The eyes are so scary! ! !
The corner of the undercover girl's mouth suddenly curled into a smile: "What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly, so say it again."
The voice was very gentle, and the smile was also very gentle, but Chen Xiaolu was frightened into a cold sweat——Mom!Help!There is a disease here|Jiao ah ah ah! ! !
"Ok?"
"No, nothing, I didn't say anything."
"really?"
"Really!" Does she dare to say "false"?will die!
So, why is she so unlucky? It's unscientific! ! !
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