"Huh? So the master is the little heavenly king who picks up girls?"

"..." Guan Yue looked at the homosexual who was staring at him with "worship" eyes, twitched the corners of his mouth a few times, and replied as calmly as possible, "This is just a human design, don't take it seriously."

"That's right!" Chen Xiaolu jumped out to protect her husband's chastity, "The real little king of picking up girls is actually me!" Eh?Something seems wrong?

"Ahaha, that's really long-awaited." The gay man laughed dryly.

Chen Xiaolu glanced at him, and said dissatisfied: "Not sincere at all!"

[So, who should I find as my target today? 】

The beep sounds again.

[How about taking off your swimming trunks and throwing it out to find a target like last time? 】

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!This is absolutely not possible! ! !

[However, it will be mosaiced, hahaha, that would be too discordant. 】

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Is the point here?

[So, let's choose a more common method to choose the target. 】

Before Chen Xiaolu could heave a sigh of relief, a pitch-black gun suddenly appeared in Guan Yue's hands. He turned it over and observed it a little, and said, "It's a water gun."

"Oh, I was scared to death." Someone wiped his sweat. If it was genuine, it would be killing the target rather than selecting the target.It's just a water gun. Does it need to be so realistic?It's so jarring!

[Well, just use this!After I closed my eyes and spun fifty times on the spot, I shot while shouting "Pick up girls, come on!" The woman I shot was my new target for today. 】

Chen Xiaolu silently shed sad tears, and patted the shoulder of someone beside him: "Such a shameful act... Thank you for your hard work!"

Brother Chu silently stuffed the pistol into her hand: "I can't do this kind of thing."

"...If you can't do it, you will die!"

He replied very sincerely: "I would rather die."

"...You will die if you don't care about face so much?" Chen Xiaolu went crazy, "Every time I am so shameful, don't I still live strong? I never thought about dying!"

"Because you're used to it."

"I... Hey!" Although it is true, why does it sound so responsive?She was very helpless, but she knew very well that it was indeed a little more difficult for Ah Chu to do such a shameful act in front of so many people, "Otherwise I will replace you!" At the critical moment, she was still very loyal .

[If it is replaced by someone else, the difficulty will increase to SSS, are you sure? 】

Chen Xiaolu sneered twice: "Even if it's not because of this, sooner or later he will find other reasons to increase the difficulty to SSS, right?" She has already fully felt the malice of this world.

While talking, she took the water gun heroically amidst the flying chicken feathers, and was held down before turning.

Brother Chu frowned slightly, and looked at her worriedly: "Don't be brave, fifty laps is too much." This guy will get dizzy after a long ride in the car, let alone spinning in circles, "Otherwise I'll be..."

"It's okay, don't worry!" Chen Xiaolu deeply felt that it would be better for her to choose this goal by herself.So she began to circle around in place: "1... 2... 3..." After an unknown number of laps, she regretted it—mama, I was really dizzy!Are you about to throw up?Those girl papers are also completely blurred...choose something...choose a ghost!

During the period, she seemed to almost fall to the ground countless times, but she was supported by someone and continued to turn around. In the end, she was completely confused, and only heard someone whispering in her ear: "Cum! Come on!" What kind of trouble is wretched?

But fortunately, there was still some consciousness left, so she decisively pulled the trigger in her hand with her limp fingers.

A milky white liquid flew out.

"...Haha." She should have gotten used to this kind of thing long ago, if it was yellow, she still felt that it was abnormal.

Fall to the ground!

"Hello, how are you?"

Lying on the ground half dead for a long time, Chen Xiaolu barely raised his sand-covered head, and said dying, "It's... not bad... vomit!" Covering his mouth, "Quick... look at me... shot... ..."

The rest of the people looked at each other, and finally they were gay or stepped forward to tell her a tragic news.

"Hey, um, you didn't say that sentence just now, so...you didn't hit anything."

"..." Let her die!Never want to live again! ! ! ! !

In the end, this matter was taken care of by Dai Kotaro. I have to say that this guy is worthy of being born in a lower limit. He turned around fifty times and looked like a normal person. He could still shout in a very passionate tone, "For the sake of Japan's tomorrow, pick up girls." Little Heavenly King, come on!"Listening to this familiar voice, Chen Xiaolu couldn't help shedding sad tears again...

Then, seeing someone fell to the ground, he struggled while throwing up and asked: "Leader... I have fulfilled my mission..."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!Turning is turning, shouting is shouting, the problem is that this guy didn't shoot!

Gaara is the third one to appear on the stage. This guy is an authentic little expert, and it is no problem to turn around (logic?). Gaara, come on!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!What is the need for such a name that is more shameful than the Little Heavenly King of Picking Up Girls? !

Seeing that these guys were all wiped out, the teleportation stick was handed over to Harunase. This guy was worthy of his reputation as a gay guy, and he completed the task without any setbacks.

Chen Xiaolu was deeply moved, no wonder the anime this guy is in is also called "Gays Save the World", which seems quite reasonable.

"It's done." The gay guy smiled slightly, that was a complacent person, which made Chen Xiaolu very unhappy, very unhappy.

"Cough, cough, cough! Let's see who the target is?" She stepped forward, covered the guy's sight, and looked into the distance, "Who did you shoot?"

【Ah, is my target that person? 】

【Hehe, as expected, he is the one my little girl-picking king likes, a little... a bit special. 】

At the end of the line of sight of several people, a figure is getting closer... getting closer...

This person is so different that everyone has the urge to cry.

Chen Xiaolu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Hehe...hehe...it really is special..."

This woman chosen by the gays has beautiful silver hair, a petite figure and...wrinkles on her face... By the way, she is an old grandma! ! !

She turned her head silently and looked at her husband: "You beast, are you sure you want to attack this old lady?!"

Guanyue: "..."

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