[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Regardless of how much Gaara hates Meitangman with the voice of "Yaoshidou", it is undeniable that the latter's ability value is very high, higher than the former, who made him one of the protagonists?

Wild Servant: Ugly

HP: 100 (full points! Protagonist treatment! Immortal body owner!)

MP: 90 (up to 100)

Attack: 100 (up to 100)

Defense: 90 (up to 100)

Possess skills:

Snake bite (can attack the enemy with a grip of 200kg and tear it apart.)

Evil Eye (It can make the person who is facing you see a phantom for 1 minute, which can be used three times in 24 hours.)

The power of the stars (As a man of the new Ophiuchus, he can obtain unfathomable power from the constellation. But please note that he is not a saint.)

Reversal (every time the situation reaches its worst, a reversal can be launched to turn everything from bad to good.)

……

For more skills, please check the illustrated book by yourself.

Overall evaluation: S+ (Don’t rub your eyes, you still read it right! Although this guy has a bad face, he is really the main character! Especially his famous saying "Girls' boobs are for touching", more Is it true that such a powerful servant who is regarded as the most reasonable saying by every man will not come out?)

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey, is that famous saying worth showing off?

"Huh? Man, your words have become famous?" Amano Kinji said in a lively tone, "It's amazing. Why don't I have famous words?"

Meitangman... No, or it should be Uglytangman raised his forehead: "Idiot, is this something to be proud of?"

"So, master, sign a contract with us." Amano Kinji smiled at Guanyue, "Just take care of the food!"

"Jinci, our value isn't that low, is it?"

"But every time we get money, we end up hungry, so we might as well just ask for food."

"……makes sense."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Here it is again, this miserable feeling... Fortunately, she doesn't have the attribute of "no money for ten thousand years". Compared with it, the lucky Z bonus is quite kind, right?

After identification in the illustrated book, Choutangman can also sign a contract, the requirement is very simple, just be used by him once with the evil eye.

Under Chen Xiaolu's persuasion (this almost had the opposite effect), Guanyue thought for a while, and had to say that the conditions of these two people are indeed better than the previous "female|pretend|addict" and "gay guy". It was much more suitable, and they were indeed strong and easy to support, so he decided to sign a contract.

Immediately afterwards, he was electrocuted.

The man known as "Electric Eel" is so powerful!

Even if it was just the lightest blow, the poor Guan Yue's natural curly hair became washed, cut and blown. Fortunately, this world is unscientific, and after three frames, he returned to his original state.

In comparison, Choutangman's evil eyes are much more humane, he can artificially control the other person to have a good dream or a nightmare.Looking at his husband's expression, Chen Xiaolu thought it was the former.

After going through this series of procedures, the two officially became Guanyue's domestic servants.Of course, this is based on the willingness of both parties, otherwise, even if the two are forcibly captured, it would be difficult to sign the contract.

In this regard, Chen Xiaolu deeply felt that his own Ah Chu might have the hidden attribute of "Affinity +100".

Suddenly so envious and swollen, what should I do?

Although I have successfully acquired two servants, it is obviously not enough, there are still four!

As a result, the heavy responsibility of "capturing" fell on the rest of the people again.

Gaara's group, Ugami's group, Amano Kinji stayed behind to protect the master and a bunch of "idlers", everything was arranged perfectly... roughly.Among them, Chen Xiaolu also gets along with Jin Ci the best, of course, the premise is that he does not activate the "Thunder Emperor" mode.

This time, Choutangman was the first to come back, holding a baby in his hand.

Because of the previous experience, Chen Xiaolu waited patiently for the three-headed body to turn into the nine-headed body... As a result, she didn't wait, and when she took a closer look, she almost poked her own eyes!Emma, ​​isn’t this who? !

"Ah Man, who is this?"

"I met it on the road, and I just caught it back."

"Amazing."

"of course."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Is the conversation between the two really okay?

No, that's not the point!

She silently stared at the child in front of her. He was wearing a colorful waistcoat that exposed his chest, pants of the same color on his lower body, two leaves were tied around his neck, and a skirt made of leaves was also wrapped around his waist.

This familiar color...

This familiar shape...

This familiar face...

but!

why!

What is on his head is not a gourd but a cucumber!

Why? ! ! ! ! !

"Where are you fairies from?" Seeing Chen Xiaolu, the child immediately made a defensive move.

Chen Xiaolu vomits blood: Does he have the right to despise her? !Isn't it also colorful? Hey! ! !

Amano Kinji looked at Chen Xiaolu, then at the child, and asked curiously, "Lu Jiang, is he your child?"

Chou Tang rubbed his chin: "Looking at it this way, it really looks a bit like it."

"Don't talk nonsense, hey! I can't give birth to such a child!"

"I was planted by my grandfather!"

The two shouted in unison.

Because she has not received the "baptism of childhood", Guanyue can't understand the emotion of "thousands of grass and mud horses galloping" in her husband's heart, but he has a picture book, so he silently took it out...

Wild Servant: Cucumber King Kong

HP: 100 (full points! Protagonist treatment! Immortal body owner!)

MP: 100 (Great power from the Celestial Dynasty!)

Attack: 100 (the heavenly dynasty is mighty!)

Defense: 100 (Heavenly Domineering!)

Possess skills:

Separation | Body Technique (Using one to seven, the world is invincible.)

Dawa (Infinite strength.)

Erwa (Clairvoyance, Shunfeng ears.)

……

For more skills, please check the illustrated book by yourself.

Comprehensive evaluation: SS (As the little hero in the childhood dreams of countless people, he must be powerful! Cucumber King Kong, you are worth having!)

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey, is it really okay to flatter like this?

Then again, gourd... No, Cucumber Baby is also the protagonist of a fairy tale. It is no problem to move mountains and fill the sea, not to mention that it can be integrated into a mountain to suppress goblins. It is normal to have such an evaluation.

She just thought about it, and suddenly saw the gourd... No, it's Cucumber Baby!He looked at Guan Yue with wet eyes, and suddenly rushed forward, shouting: "Grandpa, I finally found you!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey, what kind of magical development is this?

"Have you forgotten? I am the little cucumber you planted yourself!"

Guan Yue raised his forehead and looked at Chen Xiaolu: "What's going on?"

"...Anyway, it's not a bad thing, maybe."

"Hello." Do you dare to be more irresponsible?

It's not difficult for Cucumber Little King Kong to sign a contract, just make a meal of cucumbers for him to eat.Although Chen Xiaolu doesn't understand the logic of this, but... this is really easy to complete. My husband who often cooks must have professional cooking skills.

Sure enough, the Cucumber King Kong was full of praise, and tears flowed down again: "It really tastes like grandpa... after he fired our sister, it tasted like this."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!What happened to the development of this horror film?Can't look straight at all, okay? !

But then again, before she knew it, there were four domestic servants of Ah Chu in her family, and there were only two short of them... She counted carefully on her fingers, relieved, and let her Let's make up the numbers with Renzuzu, if you are wronged, you will be wronged, anyway, even if Renzuzu's brain is knocked, it will not be worse.

Renzu: "...Hey, don't just say what's in your heart, okay? It's scary!" He was very dissatisfied!No matter how you look at him, his IQ is... at least better than hers, right?Why is it so despised?

At this time, Gaara also came back, and as before, he still brought back people.It's just... No matter how you look at it, they are acquaintances!

"partner!"

"Moonwatcher~"

Guanyue silently looked at a woman | pretense | a fetish guy, then turned to look at Gaara: "What's going on?"

"They have to follow by themselves, and they can't get rid of them."

"Partner, let's fight for the dawn of Japan together!" Dai Kotaro clenched his fists, "It's okay if you don't want to rap with me, let's eat soba noodles together!"

Just as he finished speaking, he only heard such a voice from the illustration book.

Signing contract method (modified): eat buckwheat noodles with Dai Kotaro, please be careful not to eat more than him faster than him.

"Since Guanyue-kun is so shy, I'll change the conditions a little bit." The gay guy said with a smile, "Hug...well, just hold hands."

The method of signing the contract (revised): hold hands with Harunase, the time must be more than ten seconds.

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey, is it really okay to modify the conditions so easily?What about ethics?What about the lower limit?Did you eat it together with soba noodles?

Wait!

Are the conditions of the contract modifiable?

[Yes, it can be modified according to the wishes of the wild servant. 】

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Then hers too?

【Yes. 】

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Why didn't you say it earlier?What she said earlier, she just needs to change it to something like "hug it, cook a meal for her", can't it be signed? ? ?

[You didn't even ask. 】

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

This is actually cheating her, right?Absolutely? !