[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Before Chen Xiaolu could figure out what was wrong, Atobe roared angrily: "Did you suffer from the pain of constipation every day? Did you? Ah?!"

Chen Xiaolu: "...I made it." Everyone has...cough coughed, right?

"Every time this happens, the boss pours chili water on me. Tell me, is it cruel?"

"Cruel, cruel." She nodded again and again, this is really cruel, "But your throat is really well maintained." Constipation every day is equivalent to drinking chili water every day, this guy can still roar so loudly, cough, cough, As expected of a man blessed by Grimmjow, the real Han paper doesn't explain it!

Unexpectedly, the uncle's voice became even more irritable: "What does this have to do with my voice?!"

Chen Xiaolu was stunned, and she said suspiciously: "Didn't you say..."

"It's for the chrysanthemums!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." She's going!She felt that she was finally finding the main cause of this guy's constipation!Wouldn't it be weird not to?By the way, who the hell is that boss?His so-called "training techniques" are completely suitable for participating in the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty and successfully winning the third prize and going home, okay? !

"Under his persecution, a four-year-old child learned these things." Uncle Atobe's voice sounded like tears of blood, "And everything is caused by you, a scum!"

"...Mmm, I'm a scum, I'm a scum." Nodding, she didn't deny it, anyway, it wasn't her who was being scolded, it wasn't her... She was in self-hypnosis.But, the question is, "What does this have to do with you getting into Brother Cun's belly?"

Brother Cun shook silently, he was unconscious, he was unconscious... also in self-hypnosis.

"Hmph!" The uncle snorted arrogantly, and then told the truth of the matter——

In short, in order to keep the chrysanthemums tender, delicious and fresh (Chen Xiaolu: ...), the boss gave Master Atobe a book of exercises called "Heaven, Earth, Xuanhuang, Universe, Great Desolation, Super Invincible Thunderbolt Cow X Chrysanthemums Are Evergreen and Immortal". Longevity and Tian Qigong" (Chen Xiaolu: Although it is said that the longer the name of the exercise, the more mysterious it sounds, the more powerful it is, but this name is beyond the normal category anyway? Has it completely surpassed the human category? Already Break through the sky directly? Just let him practice the "Chrysanthemum Atomic Bomb Skill" and forget it!).

From the level of complaints, it can be seen that Chen Xiaolu's inner grass-mud horse is already galloping like the mother of the Yellow River.

It is said that only virgins can practice that technique, so the uncle barely maintained his virginity (Chen Xiaolu: Chrysanthemums can hold a rice spoon, what a ghost! And to be honest, her temperament has never understood the standard of a virgin What is it? It’s considered unopened if it’s not opened before? Wow, why did she think about such a wretched question? In one day, he cultivated true qi, which is the most high-end, high-grade, low-key, luxurious and connotative Jiuyin zhenqi in the legend (Chen Xiaolu: This kind of deja vu sense of sight... borrowed from... no, it's just plagiarism ?), it is said that one day when you meet a person who possesses the true energy of the nine suns, you can double cultivate happily (Chen Xiaolu: ... this word is very disharmonious, very disharmonious, why do you double cultivate?).

but!

at this time!

Something went wrong.

What little problem?

Uncle Atobe has gone, caught fire, entered the devil!

Chen Xiaolu complained indiscriminately: It really is this routine!But once you accept this setting, it's quite interesting... She must have been spoiled!

Why did you go crazy?

It was because he practiced exercises while taking a bath, and then the water became cold, and then the little servant who served him was afraid that he would freeze, so he lifted a tub of hot water and poured it into it.

Chen Xiaolu continued to mess in: A tank of... hot water... Is Mr. Atobe ready?That servant is the martial arts master hidden among the people, right?

Nine Yin Qi is inherently "yin", plus hot water, in simple terms, it is like a penguin being brought to Chongqing to eat hot pot, the ending must be tragic!

So, the uncle went crazy.

Normal people know that there must be manifestations of insanity, such as facial twitching, mouth crooked and eyes slanting, such an unattractive attack method must not be used by Mr. Atobe; another example is difficulty walking, incontinence, this...cough , there is only one brother from the village; another example is turning into a hooligan and killing people everywhere. According to the size of the uncle who is four years old, it is still relatively difficult to implement.

The way he twitches is - chills all over his body!

The kind that shiver with cold.

Since then, the uncle has become a rare species that has to be wrapped in a quilt to go out in summer. There is only one way to solve this tragedy, that's right, find someone who has the true energy of nine yangs to double cultivate!Save the world with [Beep——]!

But so far, it has not been found.

Even so, there is a way to relieve it, which is to take a hot bath.

Chen Xiaolu: ...do you dare to be less creative? !

However, maybe the uncle is not good at taking a bath by nature. When he was taking a bath today, there were bursts of miserable howls outside, and then, a person stumbled into his room. baby!

Chen Xiaolu: ...Hi!Suddenly fantasy!Those who have developed well are actually taking the fantasy route!Temporarily changing the script or something is the most abominable thing!

The cold and small Mr. Atobe desperately got into the body of Brother Cun in order to survive, above!

Although the tone of the other party's narration was very smooth, it took Chen Xiaolu a few minutes to roughly understand the "truth of the matter". Even so, she still had a question: "So what, sir..."

"Ah, what?"

"How did you get into Brother Cun's body?"

"Hmm, stupid cat."

"……Hey!"

"Of course it's Diamond Chrysanthemum..."

Before he finished speaking, Brother Cun suddenly opened his eyes and sat up: "There are screams outside, and now is not the time for us to chat."

Chen Xiaolu: "Ahem, cough, changed the subject roughly."

Uncle Atobe: "Ah, I dare to interrupt my speech, do you want to die? Be careful, I will destroy all the villages in Japan!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." If you have enmity with Sitianbao Temple, you will destroy the temple. If you have enmity with Brother Village, you will destroy the village. What if you have enmity with Brother Guoguang?Is there any enmity with Xiyuan Temple World?And... Forget it, it's not a matter of researching this now, if you make this big-headed man anxious, he will dare to destroy anyone.

All in all!

"Let's leave first, there are people-eating funerals [beep——] everywhere nearby."

"Ah, it's just a funeral [beep——], there is nothing to worry about, as long as my uncle's chrysanthemum..."

"Brother! You are in Brother Cun's stomach!"

"...cough, the safety of my uncle is in your hands."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." She really wanted to take out the faucet on her waist to wipe her face, and kick him off the boat, the problem is!He's in Brother Cun's stomach!In addition, the original one in Brother Cun's stomach is already a double-yolk egg, so she can't turn it into a triple-yolk egg, right?

Get some wax!