As we all know, prostitution [哔——] is a costly job.It is not the key to be well-equipped, the key is to have money, otherwise the consequences must be a tragedy.

Because Master Shido ordered the imperial palace to be sealed off, Chen Xiaolu managed to find a half-filled slop bucket and mix it out of the palace. This luck is good, if it is full, it is almost no different from a dung pit!When she climbed out of the barrel, she found that her nose seemed to be broken... That's fine, at least she couldn't smell herself.Looking at it again, I seem to have everything on my body, and the waste materials can be piled up to make a full banquet, but I have no money... I lost the money bag in the slop bucket... By the way, why is the money bag still there after losing the kidney bag?master!Leave that bucket of swill to her! QQ

But the problem is, 1 minute stumps the hero man.

So she was in a deep embarrassment at the moment, and she wanted to ask someone to borrow money, but the whole street saw her holding her nose and retreated. Anyway, she couldn't smell how stinky she was, because she was already stinky. Too much!

Anyway, anyway, she felt that she had to find a place to take a shower first.But having said that, you need money to take a shower!

Where does the money come from?Could it be to rob?No, no, this is completely inconsistent with her three views.As a great mother (and biological father to many children?), she should lead by example!

With such tragic thoughts in mind, she walked and searched, until she arrived at the lake.According to the guards, the Chrysanthemum House was opened on a painting boat, so should her location be the legendary "East Lake"?What's the deal with this extremely cos-like name?

After walking to the water's edge, Chen Xiaolu dropped the kidney bag on his body without thinking, and jumped down with a "plop".

Woe to the poor!

If you don't have money to take a shower, that's all you can do!

She is not very good at swimming, so when she jumped down, she tightly grasped the willow branches by the roadside with both hands. After holding the bubbles in the water for a while, she climbed to the shore with the soft and resilient branches, and after a short rest, He held his breath and jumped down.After repeating this over and over again, she felt that her body didn't smell so bad, so she took the kidney bag and changed to another place, sitting on the bank and rubbing the flowers she picked casually on her clothes, even if it couldn't be washed off... at least it could Let her smell a little better, shall I?

Facts have proved that Chen Xiaolu succeeded.

Now she smells like she spilled a small bottle of perfume in the toilet.

After finishing everything, she "goes to a toilet to change a place" like a wild dog, and finds a willow tree with luxuriant branches, and sits under it, intending to dry her clothes a little bit before making some money, Chrysanthemum House That is a high-end brothel, no matter how handsome a person is, he is not eligible to enter if he has money!

At this moment, she suddenly heard someone shouting on the lake: "It's terrible!"

Chen Xiaolu turned his head curiously, and saw people on countless boats standing up at some point, pointing at the lake, as if something really big happened.

Raptors?

Atobe nude bath?

still is……

"All the fish in the lake are dead!"

Hey, stop guessing.

She looked sideways, and sure enough, there was a piece of dead fish floating on the lake. At first glance, the white side was very, very scary...

What exactly happened here?

"It's not just fish, look, these snails and aquatic plants are also dead!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." I feel as if I suddenly remembered something...

"What the hell happened?"

"I know!"

"what?"

"I just saw a strange man running around by the river. Did he poison the lake?"

"Really?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Should, should it be her?This, so to speak, this situation is because of her?No way hey!Although she can't smell anything, she doesn't smell so bad, does she?It's just against the sky, okay?Just say she can destroy the world!

She firmly did not believe that she would be so lethal!

It hurts self-esteem!

So the guy decided to look for comfort.

[Guanyue Road: Dear Ah Chu, some people say that I destroyed the world, what do you think? 】

[Ninzu Yushi: Hey, aren't you guys having a cold war?Why are you talking cheeky again? 】

[Guanyue Road: ...what do you care?go away! 】Would a normal person be so happy to see a couple "quarreling"?Could it be that this person also wants to be a "little three"?Hmph, did he not see the fate of Fuji? !

【Guanyue Road: Oh, Ah Chu, are you impatient with me?Are you really impatient with me? Oh! ! ! 】I always feel that this line is very familiar, where have I heard it?

[Guan Yue: ... With your IQ, it's strange that you can do this kind of thing. ] No, in a sense, if her IQ can be contagious, then... no, don't even think about such a thing, it's too scary.

[Guanyue Road: I'll just say it!Haha, feel more at ease. 】

【Ninzu Yushi: ...】Do normal people feel happy because of this kind of thing?No, he's already broken after seriously thinking about this kind of thing, so why don't you take a brain supplement... Sure enough, let's go to the kitchen.

At the same time, Chen Xiaolu, who was comforted, firmly believed that this matter had nothing to do with her!

Well, this is just a great coincidence, just a coincidence.

But that doesn't seem to be the end of the story.

"Look, the lake!"

Chen Xiaolu tilted his head and looked at it again, my good fellow, the entire lake surface has turned black, like a bowl of clear water suddenly turned into ink, the contrast is so huge that it is difficult to follow.

Some people stuffed their hands into the lake curiously, and suddenly screamed fiercely.

"what!!!"

"Something bit me!!!"

"Fish! It's the fish that died just now! They're alive again!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." What kind of rhythm is this?Always feel very dangerous!

Now that things have happened, she is not in the mood to sit and blow the air anymore, she just stood up and walked to the shore, and her scalp felt numb when she saw it.I saw that the dead fish that turned their stomachs had actually come back to life, but their mouths had jagged teeth, and they would bite when they saw anything. Countless boats had already sunk into the lake under their siege.

After the people in it let out a few miserable howls, there was no sound.

Chen Xiaolu: "..." No, isn't it?

She silently covered her mouth, feeling a little disgusted.

Immediately afterwards, an even more surprising scene happened!

"Ah! Look! Those people!"

"Hurry up and save people!"

The people who had fallen into the lake floated up again at some point, flailing and struggling in the water, as if they were calling for help.

Chen Xiaolu breathed a sigh of relief silently. Fortunately, nothing happened.

But it turns out, she was just too naive.

because……

"Ah!!! They bite!!!"

"Human-eating monster!!!"

"Run!!!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." The fish died and came back to life, the resurrected fish bit people, and the bitten people bit people again... The director must have picked up the wrong script!Bring back the correct script quickly! ! !

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