[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Just kidding, this is an insult to her IQ!Didn't Brother Chu ever change his gender, didn't she know?She should know... right?

Chen Xiaolu silently cast suspicious eyes on her husband, and said suspiciously: "I remember you used to close the door when you went to the bathroom since you were young. Could it be... Aw!" Two hundred and five dropped to five.

A blue vein popped up on Guanyue's forehead: "Don't always explain normal things as abnormal reasons!"

"...I'm sorry, I was wrong." Qicaimei looked up to the sky and sighed deeply. Why can't she always be understood?Is it because the brain circuits are different from ordinary people?Hey, it's really lonely, lonely, there's nothing better than this.But then again, "Ah Chu, I think we seem to have forgotten something, is it an illusion?"

Chu Ge was stunned for a moment, and then he also reacted: "Enough?"

"Oh my god, that's right!" Chen Xiaolu patted his thigh, suddenly realized.

Yes, what about Renzu?Why is there no sound at all?

She couldn't help asking Xiang Fujiyuta: "Ninzuzu...uh, is that the pregnant man?"

"Him?" Brother Fuji obviously noticed this, and said calmly, "When I held Xiao Yueyue's hand and called her name, he suddenly said 'that's disgusting', and then ran out."

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey, his ability to resist blows is too bad, right?She is firmly holding it!Maybe it's a normal morning sickness reaction though?Ahhh, he really has it!

"Princess! It's not good!!!"

"……what happened again?"

"Master, he lay on the railing and passed out from vomiting."

"..." Master, master husband?Forget it, now is not the time to worry about this!

The few people were busy for a while, and finally moved the Renzu back, and put it away by Yuta's side.

Immediately afterwards, Miss Mi Mi caught the doctor who was treating Fu Erzhou from nowhere. Poor doctor, she saw the same person so many times in one night, and there were different guests every time. It's not good, when I saw Chen Xiaolu, I knelt down: "Princess! You should let me conceive! Give birth to as many as you want!"

The disliked Chen Xiaolu is very annoying, is she so annoying?She thought of Shimobe, so she smiled charmingly and wildly: "Be careful, I will make it impossible for you to survive, and you will not be able to survive if you wish!"

"..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, it is said that you discovered a secret?"

"……Yes."

"What secret, why don't you tell the truth?!"

The doctor then began to explain his findings: "It's like this. When I checked Aunt Chu's pulse, I found that his pulse was very...so he must be transgender!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!What about the most important intermediate process?Don't just omit it so easily, okay?Totally wrong, bastard!

"However, it's not a big deal." The doctor said in a very professional tone, "It's just a gender change, his current body is no different from that of a man, he can be a father-in-law and have a baby, you don't have to worry about it. "

"..."

"Oh, there is one more thing you need to pay attention to." The doctor kindly reminded, "It is said that sex reassignment surgery is taken from cows, and it is easy to get cowpox, so princess, you must pay attention to disinfection before each use. To prevent beriberi infection."

Chen Xiaolu: "...This has something to do with athlete's foot, hey!!!" No, seems to have missed the point?The point seems to be more...more...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, she doesn't want to think about this problem at all, okay? !She waved her hand, completely hurt by the pain in her head, "Let's go."

"Yes!" The doctor said casually after hearing Daxie, "By the way, the one named Fuji Zhouzhu seems to have undergone a [-]% change. Princess, can you lend me him to study?"

"...Don't say the most important information in such a casual tone, okay?!"

Chen Xiaolu is angry, this guy really deserves a beating!

So she kicked her out with one kick.

And not long after, Mimi also brought Bu Er back, and Chen Xiaolu just saw it and sprayed it.

There is no other reason. Bu Er's head was wrapped with a thick bandage, and then a very huge bow was tied on the top of his head. From a distance, it looked like two rabbit ears.That's right, this is not Fuji Zhousuke, but Fuji Rabbit Zhousuke!Simulated animal PLAY?What a dangerous man!

Chen Xiaolu sensed a strong sense of threat.

But what exactly does that one percent mean...

"I'm so stupid! Really!" Fuji suddenly rushed over, hugged her thigh, and cried, "I'm so stupid! Really!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Stupid, stupid?Hello, isn't it?However, it seems quite logical, after all, his head was injured.No, if you become a fool, there should be a 40.00% chance. Why is it [-]%? !

She was wondering, suddenly Jian Buer jumped up, hugged the table fragments picked up from the ground, and when Bass shook her head and slammed, she sang while "playing" silent music: "Yo, yo, Chuck Nao! The boundless world is my love!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." The Chinese music scene saves the world! QAQ, she couldn't help opening her mouth, "Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills! What kind of rhythm is the most swaying!"

Bu Er immediately continued: "What kind of singing is the happiest!"

The two looked at each other, both speechless and tearful.

This musical fit, this soul resonance, this...

Seeing that a green hat was about to fall from the sky, covering Chu Ge tightly, Chen Xiaolu suddenly reacted, she said "Resist the temptation" twice silently, and coughed softly: "Hmph, hum, someone is talking to you!" I'm singing along or something, I'm not happy at all!"

Guanyue: "... To be honest, you will die?"

Chen Xiaolu glanced at him: "You will die if you sing a song?"

Guanyue: "..." This is the eternal pain in his heart...

At this moment, Bu Er suddenly moved again!

I saw that he suddenly changed his posture holding the table, and after lightly slapping it twice, he raised his eyes and looked at the two of them, and said in a feminine voice: "It's really hot today, if there is a bowl to order Yogurt with mustard is really excellent. If you eat it with me, it will really be worthy of your kindness."

As soon as he finished speaking, the guy suddenly raised the board again, waved it vigorously twice, and shouted: "Sky Lock Zhan Yue!!!"

Guan Yue: "..."

Chen Xiaolu: "..."

After looking at each other, the two of them understood at the same time what the [-]% chance was, that's right, he was crazy!

And the symptoms of madness are a little strange, it seems to be in COS?From Aunt Xianglin to Legend of the Phoenix to Legend of Zhen Huan and then to Ichigo-kun... This span is really astounding. Of course, the most surprising thing is the degree of student Fuji's participation in the play, which is really jaw-dropping. God COS does not explain!

At this moment, Fuji Yuta sneered again and again: "Hehehehehe, you beast will have today, retribution! Retribution!!!"

Guanyue: "..." I suddenly feel that the brothers of the Fuji family are so pitiful, what a crime!

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Looking sideways, how much hatred is there?

Hearing Fuji Yuta's angry and joyful roar, Fuji Shusuke suddenly regained his spirits. She dropped the table in her hand, grabbed the sleeve of her right hand with her left hand, covered her face with it, and glanced shyly at several people: " Uncle, don't want this depends on the slave family, I am so shy."

Chen Xiaolu: "...I said, who is he cosplaying this time?"

Guanyue supported his forehead: "Is it strange that I know?"

But Fuji Yuta couldn't help but burst into tears: "Xiaoyueyue...is that you? Xiaoyueyue!!!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Hey!Is that what Miss Guan Yue is like?Did she like to play this kind of play? !In other words, in this world of empresses, she likes to play this game, which is slightly equivalent to her junior brother shyly saying "Oh, I don't want it" in the normal world. Cough, why do you suddenly feel a little swollen?No, no, that's not the thing to think about now.

While she was distracted, Fuji's younger brother had already scrambled out of bed and grabbed Fuji Zhouzhu's little hand: "Xiaoyueyue, Xiaoyueyue, is that you? Xiaoyueyue!"

Buer Zhouzhu's complexion suddenly changed, he looked up at the sky, and sang with infinite melancholy: "When will the bright moon ask the sky for wine?" Then he stretched out his left hand to Chen Xiaolu, "Is my singing good! Friends on the left give some applause." Well!"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." silently applauded.

He stretched out his right hand to Guanyue again: "Don't be stingy with friends on the right!"

Guanyue: "..."

Chen Xiaolu silently grabbed his hand and applauded.

"I don't know how much the palace in the sky loves me and how much it loves me"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Does it contain strings of words?

"That's right, that's right!" Fuji Yuta was moved to tears, "That's the feeling! Xiao Yueyue, it really is you!" He looked back at Guanyue, then turned his face and continued to look at the "beast" , confused, "What the hell is going on...the body and the soul are separated?"

Chen Xiaolu twitched his mouth silently, this guy really dares to think!

When Buer Zhouzhu heard this sentence, he went mad again. He suddenly threw off Yuta's hand, ran over and hugged Guanyue's thigh, crying and singing: "Good man, why did you go like this?" Let my soul follow you too"

Guanyue: "..." I really want to kick someone swollen?No, he can't have the same knowledge as a psychopath, calm down!

Chen Xiaolu: "..." She asked curiously, "Then what about your body?"

When Bu Er Zhou Zhu heard this, he suddenly covered his face shyly: "I hate it! Even if you get his body, you can't get his heart"

Chen Xiaolu covered his mouth: "Ah, Ah Chu... I think I might have one too..."

Guanyue: "...Are you just feeling nauseous?"

"Yes, is it? Ugh...!!!"