[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Chen Xiaolu silently grabbed the ground with his head, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, what is the person doing? !

Why did even the childhood memories of her previous life pop up, can you let that saint warrior go?He is still a child!

Maybe her prayers had an effect. After the strong blue light, what appeared in place was not the Camus in her memory, but——

"Hehe, who is calling me?"

Guanyue·Master Steward·Chu was startled: "...Who are you?"

Bu Er·Green Beard·Zhou Zhu was speechless: "...Didn't you summon him?"

Renzu touched his chin: "I always feel that this person looks familiar, do you know who it is?" Turning his head, he found that someone was hitting the floor hard, and he said, "..." Hey, no one will die, right?

"Even if it happens, you are the one who died." Chen Xiaolu sat up straight, wiped the blood on his forehead with one hand, his expressions, movements and words were all quite cool, "Why? Don't you believe me?"

Renzu: "..." In a certain sense, it is true, her IQ is almost killing people, if she wants to smash her brain again, how harmful it is!No, the point is not here, "Don't you think the summoned person looks familiar?" It's a very subtle sense of familiarity, that is, when you look at it, you feel familiar, but when you look closely, you don't know him, but when you look carefully, you...

"Of course it looks familiar, don't you even recognize that silly Ai Ran?" He looked with contempt.

"Huh???" What, what's going on? !Bearing his feet and holding his head, "Wait, the painting style is wrong again? Isn't Aizen a character in "Reaper"?"

"The style of painting was wrong a long time ago. What's so strange? As for the god of death, isn't the monkey locked next to me the same? And his little friend, holding a chopping knife and pretending to be cool."

"No

剁菜

It's chopping the moon. "

"Who is the monkey?!"

The rebuttals of the two were directly ignored by Chen Xiaolu.

Holding his feet and holding his forehead, it is undeniable that his head is really hurting at the moment, but in that disorder, he seems to have grasped a trace of regularity, this feeling of pain and happiness is really quite exciting: "Okay... It seems that there is nothing incomprehensible in this way. Wait! That guy doesn't look like Aizen, does he?!"

"You can see it everywhere?" Chen Xiaolu looked at the summoned person in the light screen, "Look at that hulking back, look at that white coat, and the most important thing! It's covered in hair gel, and a fly will slip off it if you stand on it." The hair on the legs, and the antenna hair fluttering on the forehead, no matter how you look at it, it’s the antenna blue dye of the mutant variety of Teletubbies, right? Otherwise, why do you always want to sit in the sky?”

"..." Although it sounds reasonable, I always feel that something is wrong...

"Besides, aren't you also a fan of hairspray? It should be his friend."

"..." Please forget the black history! QAQ No, the focus is still skewed, "The problem is, the face is wrong... Aizen doesn't look so...cough cough cough, it's just..."

"Full of uncle flavor?"

"Yes, it is!"

"Well, it must be that the voice actor has finished dubbing Xinghai Fangzhu and then dubbing him, and accidentally brought the smell of uncle, this kind of thing is not important."

"No, that's the point, okay?!" Shinozu looked at Aizen Soyousuke with the face of Xinghai Fangzhu with almost blood on his face, always feeling that he had accidentally seen the malice of the big universe again.

At the same time, the summoner Guanyue Butler also questioned: "I summoned Kamiao! Why did you appear?!"

"That." The uncle replied with a natural face, "Maybe it's because I'm lucky E?"

"what?"

"Didn't I hear that my voice was matched by Tokiomi Tohsaka? It must have brought bad luck to me at that time." The uncle explained with a smile on his face Aizen, "But the toilet cup full of black mud made me When I released it, I already stuffed general common sense into my head, in short, I just need to kill you all, right?"

Shinozu: "..." Hey, is this really common sense?And what is a toilet cup?

"By the way, the toilet cup also said that Kamiao was dating his friend Miro, and he didn't have time to respond to your call, so I was forcibly replaced." While talking, he stretched out his hand and swayed Unfortunately, his own bangs were too strong, and his hair fell off his head with a "crash", and fell silently at his feet.

Lord Steward: "..."

Green Beard: "..."

Shinozu: "...wh, what's going on?"

Chen Xiaolu replied very calmly: "It's okay, the master of Xinghaifang is bald, and besides, Lan Ran is an idiot at a young age, no matter how you look at it, he is an old man, isn't it normal to lose his hair?"

"...Hehe, hehe." Renzu twitched the corners of his mouth and laughed twice, suddenly curious, "I said...you seem to have a problem with him?"

"Why?" Chen Xiaolu asked in surprise, "I have no problem with Lan Ran, it's just his blackness."

"..." Is there a difference? Hello!No, it seems to be more serious, okay?

"Who let him deceive my feelings?"

Listening to this natural sentence, Renzu almost vomited his heart out: Hey, is it really okay to talk like this?I seem to have seen that there is another green hat on Guanyue's head, hey!

Actually, the matter is really not as serious as this guy thinks.

Chen Xiaolu was indeed deceived by Lan Ran, but there was a dimension between them at that time.Cough, cough, from the fact that someone only liked the whole "The Prince of Tennis" back then, it can be seen that this guy's affection for gentle characters is as high as the sky. Of course, the dark belly is also cute.Especially before the transformation, Aizen also added the attributes of an uncle that most women can't resist, so she is so shamefully cute.Of course, another point is also very important, that is, he still wears glasses!

In short, when Chen Xiaolu saw Aizen Soyousuke for the first time, he was stunned, because this guy has all the cute spots together!Gentle glasses, reliable and thick as a mountain, uncle glasses... I can't resist! ! !

She was very sad when Lanran pretended to be dead, and she bought a sheet with his face printed on it and came back to sleep on it to express her condolences.

but!

The issue is!

Not only did this guy not die, he even crushed his glasses, smeared mousse on his hair, and turned into a villainous boss!

A black belly is cute, but if it changes its shape, it's Tianlei!

Chen Xiaolu felt that she had been deceived and that her feelings had been hurt. Since then, she has turned from a fan to a black, and it has continued to this day. In addition, there are "Reaper" comics in this world, so "Ai Ran is stupid." X" has almost become her mantra.

Facts have proved that as deep as love is, so much hate is.

But at this time, in the light screen, Aizen who accidentally dropped the wig finally came back to his senses, he successfully activated the "Pretend [beep——]" skill, bent down with a smile, picked up the wig on the ground, I patted it, but it's a pity that the sticky soil on the hairspray really couldn't be patted off.He looked at it silently for a moment, and finally put it on his bald head.However, the proficiency in the movements may not be too great, um, the ground is slightly crooked, and the long antenna hair is floating on the side of the ear.

"Okay, have you figured out how to die?"

The butler raised his forehead: "I want to say that I didn't see anything, will you let me go?"

"What do you say?"

"You devil! What about being my little partner? Liar!"

"Hehehe, I don't mean to lie, it's just that none of you know my true face." Tossing her hair, the wig fell to the ground again. After a few seconds of strange silence, Aizen stretched out her foot silently, and put the wig on the ground. Kicked away, "Aspiration is the furthest distance from understanding! You aspire to me, but you don't understand me!"

"...What do you yearn for?" Green Beard couldn't help complaining, "A wig?"

Guanyue·Master Housekeeper·Chu subconsciously interfaced: "It's not a wig, it's Gui! Ah... sorry..."

"Hehehehe, you guys are so naive. In the beginning, this world didn't have real hair or wigs, only [beep——] that existed. But..."

"That's enough." The butler made a "stop" gesture, "You don't have to quote your own 'famous quotes' every time you say a word, don't stick to it at all, okay?!"

"Hehe, is that right? I wanted to say a few more words to you at first, but now it seems that I have to send you to die." Aizen silently pulled out the Japanese sword at his waist while talking, and said softly, "Cracked Come on, look through the mirror."

"I can't help it." The green beard took two steps back, "At this time, I can only use the trick of pressing the bottom of the box." I saw him snorting softly, then suddenly reached into the blood hole in his abdomen, groped for a moment, and again Take out a card.

The butler was shocked: "Two cards?"

"That's right." Buer Green Beard Zhou Zhu sighed, "You are so naive, men have private money."

"You...you actually..."

Without waiting for the butler to say anything else, Buer threw the card on the ground and shouted: "It's up to you, the little one who stabs the kidneys!"

"What?!" Aizen paled in shock.

Renzu raised his hand silently: "Why is he so afraid?"

"Oh, that." Chen Xiaolu said very calmly, "Because Aizen has the lucky E attribute from Tosaka Tokiomi, 100% will be stabbed in the kidney and die..."

"..." What kind of weird attributes are those? Hey!Never heard of it, okay? !

Before he could think about it, he saw a pure white light burst out from the spot. The light was so holy that it almost blinded everyone's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes. But then, the light turned golden again. Is a glow that makes one feel very...well, rich...

And after the light dissipated, what appeared in place was——

"It's actually?!!!!!!"