[Greek mythology] Born to be arrogant

Holy Mountain of Olympus.

A shrine to women and marriage.

Diana had already changed into formal attire, and walked into the palace accompanied by twelve maids.From her to the maid are all wearing white dresses and silver belts, with a garland made of evening primrose on their foreheads, and thin silver chains hanging from shoulders to waists, lining their soft and beautiful faces, elegant and calm The pace of the main god is full of momentum.

Since it is the "Parliament of the Gods", it should show the sincerity of the council.

Diana led the maids and stopped outside the main hall, holding the scepter in her hand, and bowed slightly: "Diana, the main god of Olympus, the goddess of the moon and hunting, has an audience with the patron saint of women and marriage, the respected queen Hera. Your Highness."

After a long, long time, a soft "hmm" came from the hall.

Diana ordered the maids to wait where they were, and walked slowly into the main temple.

No one is empty.

No, it was so empty that there was only one person left, or a goddess.

The Queen of Heaven, Hera, sat casually on the highest divine throne, folded her arms, and squinted at her: "I heard something happened to Leto?"

Diana suppressed the unhappiness in her heart, and said coldly: "Thank you for your concern, mother is fine."

"Okay, stop messing with me. You already knew that I wouldn't let you attend any meetings, right? Your wise Highness Luna." Hera didn't even bother to raise her eyelids, "I don't want to talk nonsense with you either. .At the council of the gods, you'd better be quiet and remind Apollo to be quiet, otherwise I don't mind—hmph."

Diana sneered slightly: "Is Your Highness threatening me?"

"Zeus's first wife is me, my 'former' princess. I am the only queen of God." Hera pointed out, "As for your mother, don't forget that on the second day after the law was revised, she She is no longer the wife of Zeus."

"You are worthy of being the patron saint of women and marriage, Your Highness the Queen of Heaven." Diana praised sincerely.Hera proposed the monogamy system, which indeed protected women and marriage to the greatest extent.But unfortunately, her mother became a victim of the alternation of polygamy and monogamy, a well-deserved cannon fodder.

Hera pouted: "It's good that you know."

"But I hate being threatened, especially by the relatives I care about most—threats me." Diana paused every word, "So, I will definitely-yes-not-will-do-do-."

boom!

Hera slapped the handrail heavily, and stone chips flew across.

"Are you disobeying my orders, Diana!"

"obviously."

"You are too arrogant!"

boom!

The throne is broken.

Hera stood up and walked towards Diana step by step, her fierce momentum made the maids outside the hall breathless.Diana was still standing with ease, smiling with ease, as comfortable as the breeze blowing.

"Di, An, Na." Hera gritted her teeth, "You'd better figure out your identity and position."

"I am very clear about my identity and position." Diana said with a relaxed attitude, "Mother is the elder, you are the elder, and Zeus is also the elder. The entanglements between the elders, as a junior, I naturally cannot be discussed, what do you think? "

Hera froze for a moment.

"I'm afraid you are the one who loses your dignity, Her Majesty the Queen of Heaven." Diana's expression became more and more relaxed, with a faint sense of righteousness, "It's not appropriate to put the elders' entanglements in front of the juniors and let the juniors judge them?"

Hera was successfully provoked by her: "Have you ever thought that if I expose this matter—"

Diana's eyes became colder: "If you really do this, I don't mind spending hundreds of millions of years looking for a more 'suitable' opportunity, so that you can also taste the pain-not-desire-life."

Hera jumped at the case: "Are you threatening me?!"

Diana sneered: "I just put my bottom line in front of you." Any person (god) who crosses this bottom line will definitely receive her crazy revenge.She is the eternal God, she can afford to wait.

"Diana, you are fine." Hera gritted her teeth.

"Thank you for your praise, Her Majesty the Empress." Diana smiled lightly.

When an ordinary person meets a hooligan, he is either more hooligan than her, or he can only do it obediently.

It's a pity that Hera is not an ordinary person, she is a queen with a strong desire for control.

When the gangster meets the queen, it's like a needle point!

It only took Hera half an hour for her complexion to return to normal. She waved her hand and restored the shattered throne to its original shape. She sat on it, continued to look sideways at Diana, and said coolly, "That's fine, anyway, I'm too lazy. Take care of Leto." Although she didn't care about Diana's so-called "opportunity", the feeling of being watched closely all the time, waiting to find her fault was really uncomfortable.

I really thank her for "too lazy to take care of it".Diana breathed a sigh of relief.

"The second thing." Hera continued without even raising her eyelids, "Selene fell in love with a sleeping beautiful boy and decided to stay by his side forever. So starting today, Selene's work is entirely up to you Take over." Hera paused, smiling very cheerfully, "Lives day and night, all year round. My Highness takes good care of you, goddess in charge of the moon."

Selene fell in love with a sleeping teenage girl, so the work was all on her?

People who work day and night, work [-] hours a day, and work twelve hours a day, do they still have human rights, no, theocratic right?

Oh, and since Hera told her so openly, it must also mean that she has blocked all her escape routes.

Diana took a deep breath and waited for the worst storm to come.

Sure enough, Hera's suffocated expression just now has been completely replaced by carefree, with sincerity and interest in her eyes: "My Highness, sympathizing with your busy schedule, I went to the Pantheon to change my position first, and asked Zeus It was only after reporting and replacing the priest that I brought you here. How is it? Is His Highness careful and considerate enough? Of course, if you don’t think it’s too hard for you to be the Moon God, that’s a different matter.”

She is really so careful and considerate that she cannot be more considerate.

Blocked all her escape routes, leaving no room for turning around.

Diana stepped back half a step, her tone was stiff: "I will obey the oracle of the Queen of Heaven."

Hera laughed three times.

She is very cool, secretly cool.

Although the greatest joy in her life is to clean up Zeus' mistress, and by the way, toss Zeus's "ex" wife and children, but there are always a few gods who don't know what to do, which makes her fun turn into distress.For example, Diana in front of me.

However, Diana finally fell back.

Day and night, all year round, the moon's rising time, its trajectory, and the waxing and waning of the moon must be calculated quite accurately.It was so close that Zeus asked her.

Hera could already meet Diana struggling to figure out her route during the day and staying up late at night to work.

Diana lowered her eyes, her expression could not seem to appease her anger: "Dare to ask Her Royal Highness, is there anything else?"

Hera waved her hand casually: "No more, let's go."

"Then I won't bother Your Highness." Diana exited the temple, but smiled faintly, "But I guess, you specially called me back to warn me, and you specifically threatened me with your mother, presumably because this time The meeting is good for me and my brother, right?"

Her voice was exceptionally soft, but the words she spit out were like a bolt from the blue.

Hera's face turned into the colorful dress of the Rainbow Goddess again.

"Get out of here!"

go back?

Is it possible?

The greatest joy of Diana's life was to make things difficult for Hera.

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After returning to the Temple of the Moon God, Diana's new document was sent immediately.

With a cursory glance, she tossed the paper aside without any pain, almost frightening all her maids.

It was clearly written on the paperwork that he worked day and night, was open all year round, and could not ask for leave.

If it is a serious and responsible goddess, such as Athena, I am afraid I have to admit it.

It's a pity that Diana is a rogue in the skin of a goddess.

It is her habit to be a rascal, and it is her character to steal and play tricks.

Think you're unlucky?

impossible.

In order to evade responsibility, give up the position of the moon god?

Less likely.

and so……

Diana ordered indifferently: "Bring a few buckets of river mud from the Milky Way."

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The Milky Way is a river made of condensed stardust, hanging from the top of the sky, and it is a good place to talk about love.

Therefore, when the maids dug buckets of river mud out of the river with exquisite and small buckets and returned to the forest where the Temple of the Moon God was located, all the passing gods thought Diana was crazy.

Then Diana did something even crazier: playing with mud.

Dig out a ball of river mud from the bucket, knead, knead; dig out another ball of river mud, rub, knead...

Although the appearance of the stardust sprinkled between the fingers is quite aesthetic, it still cannot change the fact that His Royal Highness Luna is playing with mud!

Hermes, who is naturally gambler, has even started a bet, betting that Diana will be driven mad by a series of bad things, with odds of one to ten.

It is said that there are quite a lot of gods who bet.

Diana was unmoved at all and continued playing with her river mud.

Hooligans play mud, of course, they have to play with style, personality, shocking and sensational, which is enough to become a topic of conversation for 3000 years, otherwise why play with mud?

Diana concentrated on making thirty moons out of the river mud in the Milky Way.

New moon, full moon, half moon...

She spent an afternoon pinching all the [-] moon phases in a month.

Then, she carefully selected the phase of the moon that should appear tonight, called the golden-horned deer, put the moon on its horns, and led it to patrol the night sky.

On the first day, the golden-horned deer accurately recorded the time and trajectory of the moon's rise and fall.

No. On the 30th day, the golden-horned deer no longer needed Diana's traction and surveyed the sky alone.

On the 120th day, Diana trained [-] golden-horned deer, shifting once a month.

Day 120...

It is said that the Empress Hera was ill.And the invitation letter for the meeting of the gods was finally sent to Diana.

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God's life is long.

Therefore, no matter what you do, God likes to take a long time to do it.

For example, a god banquet can last for three years and eleven months.

For another example, the duration of a mission visit can be as long as 330 years and 330 days.

So, if God is going to have a meeting...

Take your time.

On the long overdue invitation letter, it was written in beautiful cursive fonts, the topic of the meeting: Big. Earth counts as a ball?

Next to the curly characters is a line of small characters that look like chicken paws crawling over: Translation——Big. Should the earth be round or flat?

Diana raised her head to look at the bowl-shaped sky and looked down at the flat earth, her hands unconsciously pressed on the silver lines on her shoulders.

coming.