Let your president enroll in my Honmaru

Shiori looked at this out-of-control scene, turned her back, and didn't know what she was thinking.

"Xiaoshi, give me some feedback."

Yiyong secretly poked at his sister, feeling that it seemed inconvenient for him to get involved in the situation there, so he simply seized the time to exchange feelings with his sister, and recovered from the state of eating melons from the beginning.

"No response, what can I do? In the past, fight or get together? At that time, it will be two-on-two. I can't beat it in the first place, and I can't beat it even more."

Shiori also seemed to have calmed down, with a face full of bewilderment of forced Buddhism.

"I'm hungry, let's go eat. Xiaoshi, you've been in Yokohama for so long, so just take it as a stroll with me."

Kazuyuki scratched his hair with a playful smile, completely confirming that he was here to make up the numbers or to hold back Shiori's strategic position.

……

As expected of brothers and sisters, the appearance of playing tricks and being lazy is really similar.

"Come on, I'm hungry too."

Shiori glanced at him sideways, paused for three seconds, and nodded as if she had made up her mind.A pair of peach blossom eyes that are golden under the sun are full of water, flickering and flickering.

"I thought you would find some excuse to follow the past."

Yiyong looked at his sister in surprise.

"No, I don't have feelings, I just want to eat. I treat you, you pay."

Shiori stared back viciously, her whole person looked calm, but in fact she was about to turn into a puffer fish behind her back.

"Yes, yes, miss, you can order whatever you want, I can still afford a meal."

The young man clearly took advantage of the situation and made a distressed but more doting expression in the face of heavy bleeding, and patted Shiori on the shoulder.

So the brothers and sisters hit it off immediately, and went to the nearby shopping street at the three stalls facing each other.

"Huh? Miss Shiori, you don't seem to be in a hurry at all..."

Atsushi Nakajima didn't know what happened in the president's office at first, but now seeing five people divided into two groups, he was even more confused.

"No, she's in a hurry, but it would have been more exciting if she had been more anxious."

In the new year and new weather, Izumi Kyoka, who put on a brand new but still the same kimono, walked to Atsushi Nakajima.

"I'm hungry too, I want to eat soup tofu."

"Mirror flower sauce?"

Dun Dun's expression froze in place for an instant.

What just happened?Why all of a sudden it seemed like he was going to have a treat too?

"The soup tofu shop in the commercial street is on sale today."

The little girl with twin tails raised the rabbit doll in her hand and looked at Atsushi Nakajima persistently.

"I want to eat."

The purpose is very clear.

"That...does that mean you want to go with me?"

"Ah."

The little girl, who was almost in a state of three nonesses at ordinary times, had burning eyes, with a little pleading that the little tiger couldn't resist at all.

"Or, do you prefer to drink the coffee made by the group members downstairs?"

Atsushi Nakajima, who made some oolongs in front of his ex and members of the group yesterday, was startled by his intuition and shook his head crazily.

"...Let's go eat soup tofu together!"

"Ah."

The atmosphere in the detective agency suddenly relaxed.

"Dazai, what are you looking at?"

Kunikida Doppo looked at the few colleagues who were leaning against the window and looking unusually calm and calm.

"The weather is so nice, isn't spring coming soon?"

"Are you out of your mind? Spring won't start until March, but today's weather is really good."

"Yes, but not only the president, but even Ton-kun and Kyung-hwa have gone out on a date. With such rare weather, we can only do some boring work here."

"Ah, I don't know if I can find the lady I like this year, and die in love with me."

Osamu Dazai sighed lightly with a melancholy face, and shook his head regretfully.Obviously there are many beauties around me, but I can't find a suitable one.

"Kunikida-kun, what do you think if I just go to Soul World and ask Oda Tsukuru or Shiori-san to introduce me?"

My partner can always play suicide in more different ways.

Kunikida ignored him and continued working.

"Na-na-na, Kuni-mu-tian-jun-"

Dazai, who had been calm for 10 minutes, came to Kunikida Doppo's side, his tone was full of energy, jumpy and cheerful, but he was pretending, and after a few words, he suddenly changed into an expression of concern for the country and the people.

"Are you okay? You didn't suddenly lose your hearing, right? Dr. Xie Ye is in the infirmary, do you need me to call her over—come—"

"Let's go, let's go, what do you like to do!"

"Oh, how embarrassing this is. Kunikida-kun is so understanding."

While talking about how embarrassing it is, he quickly walked out the door.

"Then, Kunikida-kun, you have to work hard, I put the file on your desk~"

He leaned halfway out of the door, and began to wave his claws.

"That should be your job..."

Kunikida Doppo complained and resignedly took over Dazai Osamu's job.

So, to be honest, it is easy to suffer losses in everything you do. (bu)

Explain that when looking for a partner in the future, you have to learn from Dazai, and both partners are looking for this kind of honest person who can always work for you. (bu)

# # #

Shizhi and Yiyong walked to Chinatown, which was still full of prosperous New Year's atmosphere, walking slowly with a box of newly released steamed buns, and then opened a hot pot restaurant casually.

Eating hot pot in this weather is really the best, especially when you are angry, order a mandarin duck hot pot. After eating sweaty, you often don’t get angry after eating.

Crispy tripe, fat beef, prawn slippery, all kinds of meatballs, Shiori skillfully outlined a large must-order dish, and it seemed that he didn't save his brother money at all.

"Looking at the familiar way, you haven't been shopping less?"

Yiyong looked up and down his sister's figure, inexplicably having the illusion that it was rounder than before.

Sure enough, I left my mother's occasional whim to create dark dishes, and I lived a free life.

After all, Mrs. Kurosaki's magical taste system, so far, only Matsumoto Rangiku can hit it off with her.

"I've been here for several months, of course I'm familiar with it. Don't look, I'm not fat!! I've also lost a few catties."

After saying this, Yiyong immediately had another reason.

"You see, you admit that you have lost weight, and it seems that Mr. Fukuzawa failed to take good care of you."

This serial routine looks a bit familiar.

"If I admit that I am fat..."

She tentatively suggested another hypothesis.

as predicted.

"Stressed and fat? Or was he fattened by his scheming? That's his problem too!"

Sworn, righteous words.jpg

In short, it is Fukuzawa Yukichi's problem.God damn the pressure fat.

Obviously, these are all prepared routines. If Shizhi comes, then the thinness is a short-term dissatisfaction with the environment, and the fatness is the responsibility of the garbage current affairs.

"Kuozaki Kazuyuki, tell me, how do you want to die? You also want to get involved, don't you?"

Shiori chanted his brother's name word by word, ready to touch the Zanpakuto connected to his soul, and almost performed a trick of drawing the sword online.

"Recently, I have put in some effort and practiced my melee combat, and I have newly acquired the Zanpakuto, come and come and hurt each other!"

Shiori suddenly looked sharp.

"Ah? It's done. Are you going to be a long-distance fighter all the time? Uncle Yulong is about to cry. The apprentice who I finally brought out, who is suspected of inheriting his reputation as the 'Last Quincy Master', was kidnapped by the god of death again." Ran."

"Ah, the damned Reaper."

Kazuyuki didn't rush, and suddenly made a heartbroken expression, the level of acting skills and Shiori were evenly matched.

"Why are you sowing discord, I respect every teacher of mine."

Shiori gave her a brave look, and spoke very righteously.

"Besides, what the hell is that weird reputation? Didn't the three generations of his family claim to be 'the last'? How could a good boy like me, who respects his teachers, steal the name of 'Rouse'? But the teacher, I'm just an ordinary..."

"Witch? It doesn't seem right, God-inspector? That doesn't seem very ordinary, um, she's just an ordinary little girl who knows how to bow."

The two brothers and sisters sang together, and although they hadn't stayed together for a long time since they were young, they were born with a tacit understanding of blood, and the speed of tossing and picking each other was very synchronized.

They looked at each other, and then they were both poked and laughed.

Then he picked up all kinds of meatballs and meat that had been cooked when he was just talking.

"Aren't the two of us being too careless while our parents are away?"

"Ah! The most important point is this. While the parents are away, as the elder brother, I'm here to find out about the younger sister's relationship status."

"Is the one you're looking at a bit too old? Does it feel like you're a round older?"

Taking advantage of the time when the big dishes were not served, Yiyong seemed to be joking and said something seriously.

"Isn't it normal for me to look for someone older than me? It's normal if I didn't bring back a non-human being older than my grandfather."

Shiori waved his hand casually.

"...How do you know we weren't worried?"

...? ? ? ...

You guys were really worried!

This is embarrassing and outrageous.

"I suddenly ventured to wonder if you guys gave me a list, just——on the possibility of Shiori's future boyfriend, and so on."

"Really, there are those who are the same age as you are now in the red group, and the ones who are older than grandpa, from the beast Bai Ze to the assistant officer in hell, the age span is around four or five digits."

Yiyong happily rinsed a piece of hairy belly, stuffed it in his mouth, and began to reveal it in a vague manner.

"Is grandpa so bored at home?! Let's not mention that tool man Bai Ze for now, how could Lord Ghost Lantern have a crush on me!"

No, she seems to meet a series of rigid requirements such as not being afraid of bugs and animals, having a cheerful personality, and being able to go to hell without changing her face.

"No, should I thank you for not counting the dozens of knives in this pill..."

Shiori, who just started cooking beef, expressed 12 shock.

"No, someone like Sanri Yue Zongjin, who is too good-looking and can be used as a weapon just by his appearance, was once their key target of defense, but he didn't expect to be overtaken by someone who was not on the form."

"I've said that the age span on that form is very daring to think about. It's just that Mr. Bai Ze should be the oldest as a mythical beast, so I took it out as a model."

"Well, the shrimp is floating, you like this..."

Yiyong picked up the last shrimp and put it in his sister's bowl, and continued to fight.

"It's so strange, you are so nice to me all of a sudden. Although I know that you have always been a sister-in-law, this overly direct way makes me feel goosebumps."

While they were laughing and laughing, there was a commotion outside the store, which seemed to be an explosion that attracted people's attention.

Looking at the crowd, Conan and his party met yesterday at the amusement park.

Shiori...

"I don't even feel worthy of being called a proxy/temporary Reaper, this is the real thing! Mobile Reaper!"

The author has something to say: there is still a shorter one still being written, and it will be released first, and that one will probably be later

By the way, bng is not Conan's fault this time...

It was a car that exploded (Wang Tian)

Goo Goo, who started burnout mode just after taking a shower, is online. Spoiler

small theater:

The False Reaper: Upholding Justice and Saving the World

The real god of death: where to go and where to die, where to go bngbng

False meeting with parents: Elbows crazily turned outwards, pulling them to prevent them from fighting

Real meeting parents: hot pot is so delicious...