Let your president enroll in my Honmaru

"President Fukuzawa, can I buy you a cup of tea?"

After saying this, Shiori felt that her brain was probably flooded.

The other clerks of the Armed Detective Agency reflected on their clever minds, and their eyes were instantly full of gossip when they looked at her.

Haruno Qiluozi, as the leader of gossip, is completely clear with the kind of "as expected".

So, this is how the so-called detectives use their professional abilities?

But don't, the detective should help others well.

It is everyone's responsibility to help the people. It is very fragrant, but it is really not good. Please spend your energy to save the world, okay?

The world/time are actually very dangerous, you can choose one and join the current affairs, you deserve it.

Anyway, don't stare at her anymore, she feels that her face is almost hot enough to boil water.

"I'm sorry, but I still forget it."

"?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi was also a little surprised, crossing his arms and looking at the little girl's flushed face, who was almost covering her face in embarrassment, and was about to open his mouth to make a rescue.

"Shiori really knows the president—"

Dazai Osamu, who came late from the door at this time, smelled of hangover all over his body, and leaned against the door with a pale face.The spirit is unexpectedly good, or overly excited, and the expression is more exaggerated than usual.

"Mr. Dazai, good afternoon."

"Huh? So it's already noon?"

At this time, Shiori didn't know whether she should thank him for interrupting, she let out a long sigh of relief, greeted him, and turned around naturally.

She felt a lot calmer without looking at Fukuzawa Yukichi, and then looked at the chaotic steps sitting on the desk on the central axis of the space.

Ranbu was holding up the glass bead he just got, and was also looking at her through the glass.He took out a pair of black-rimmed glasses from his pocket and put them on the bridge of his nose.

The two of them stared at each other for a few seconds without making a sound.

The other theatergoers stood quietly by the wall, and even made room for it.And he expressed a certain degree of surprise and attention to Mr. Ranpo who took out his secret weapon at this time.

The intuitive antennas of gossip are all erected vigilantly.

"So that's how it is. The famous detective already knows everything."

There was a clear smile on Edogawa Ranpo's face, and there was a little interest and liveliness in the green behind the lens.

The arc of the corner of the mouth was raised high, and it seemed that he couldn't help laughing.

"It's so interesting."

Shiori's brain was also running fast. Seeing the pair of black-rimmed glasses that Ranpo took out, she remembered that she also had a pair of gold-rimmed glasses given by Mikazuki. The pieces all fit together.

This bottle of bozi soda should have been bought by Mr. Fukuzawa last time, and there was still an open bag of potato chips and a bag of unopened fruit candies on the table.

They are all the brands I took in the dim sum shop last time.

He has a childish personality and likes to eat snacks. Mr. Fukuzawa mentioned this.His first-class ability has won everyone's respect. He has been on a business trip in Kyushu for the past few days, and he just came back recently. This is what he knew when he was chatting with other clerks of the detective agency.

Edogawa Ranpo, the pillar of the Armed Detective Agency.

The relationship with Mr. Fukuzawa is very good, even the relationship between the guardian and the ward.Mr. Neighbor, who started to take care of people unconsciously and has a lot of experience in raising children, probably got it from this person.

It wasn't until this time that Shiori recognized the entire armed detective agency.

Just because she is closest to Fukuzawa Yukichi, she can treat this child as her own pet.

Don't panic, she is a professional in raising children and being pampered as a group.

So she nodded towards Ranbu, touched her pocket, and took off her glasses almost at the same time as Ranbu.He conveniently took out the lollipop that was left in his white coat and planned to go back to coax Baoding, and threw it into his arms.

"Mr. Ranpo, it's the first time we meet, do you want candies?"

"Thank you, um, meeting for the first time."

He took the candy smoothly and unwrapped it.

"Miss Shiori is very good at making pastries, right?"

"I'm just a beginner. There are people in my family who are better at it than me. The skills are superb."

"!"

He immediately smiled joyfully and contentedly.

"Although I didn't eat the one I gave you last time, it's because I'm not here. If there is another one, I'll declare that I like you quite a bit."

"Thank you, if you want to eat, I will bring it to you tomorrow."

"I also want the same starry sky yokan, wagashi and cookies as last time! Only give me one."

He looked up childishly.

what?

Just order these three items, can this also be seen?That kind of insight, she thinks she can't achieve it, really amazing.

Moreover, he is already an adult, but still has such a cute personality, probably the so-called group pet.

"Okay."

"Then you get off work a little later today."

Luanbu seems to have achieved his goal and satisfied the child, and finally reminded (emphasized) one sentence.He glanced at his guardian.

Well?Are you implying something?

it is good.

Subsequently.

"I like sweeter~"

"The yokan itself is already very sweet, and the bean paste in the wagashi will be put as much as possible, so the cookies won't be particularly sweet. Can the cocoa flavor be okay?"

[The two people seem to have reached some unspeakable deal tacitly when they met for the first time. This scene seems to be...]

Kiriko Haruno held Naomi Tanizaki in one arm and Akiko Yosano in the other. The three women looked at each other and exchanged news.

They nodded in unison.

[Mother and son conducted a series of bargaining on (the issue of parental ownership) without telling the parents. 】

Immediately, the three ladies all turned their slightly restrained gossip eyes to the head of the family of three.

"Well, everyone tidy up the office."

Fukuzawa Yukichi had never cared much about his subordinates' daily work, and he was still a little confused in the face of such blatant curiosity.

But if he was here, it seemed that the scene would be a little more chaotic, so he'd better go back to the office first.

Comforting himself in this way, he chose to retreat strategically.

"Yes, President."

"Thank you just now, Mr. Fukuzawa."

Shiori smiled and bowed slightly, thanking her again.

She was not in a hurry, anyway, the monk could not escape the temple if he could escape.

What happened this time was too sudden, and she was not prepared for it.

As soon as Fukuzawa Yukichi left, the atmosphere in the whole space relaxed.

"Dazai! Where were you just now?"

It should be rare for Kunikida Doppo, who failed to notice the extraordinarily delicate atmosphere of the office at the first time, so he dragged his partner in the door with familiarity.

"Kunikida-kun, be a little gentler, I just woke up from a hangover and my head hurts—"

He exaggeratedly covered his head, relying on the fact that he was the only one in the Armed Detective Agency who could not be "cured" by the ability of Akiko Yosano under normal circumstances, and repeatedly played in other people's minefields.

"Huh? Is something wrong here?"

While yelling about having a headache, he seemed confused about the situation, and accidentally kicked at the documents that were suspected to be scattered under Mr. Kunikida's desk.

"It seems to be under attack. I just experienced the feeling of being a hostage."

She took out a pen from her decorative breast pocket, finally finding her next excuse.

"Repay you, but I fell down once last time and it doesn't feel very useful."

"There is also Mr. Dazai, please return the medicinal materials you took from my medicine cabinet."

"Huh? I clearly gave Miss Shiori the chance to come upstairs..."

He folded his hands pitifully, and suddenly couldn't restrain himself from belching loudly, which unexpectedly didn't smell of wine, but had a harsh but refreshing herbal smell.

"I have no money."

Anyway, the poor man will never collapse.

"Well, so I don't plan to bother with you about that half of the box of bandages, but please return the medicinal materials to me."

Although [-]% of them haven't come out yet.

"Dazai!! You stole something with this bandage wasting device?! And you can't drink freely on weekdays."

Kunikida burst into flames in an instant, and bowed at 90 degrees as he pressed his head.

It seems that it has taken a night to recover and move more firmly towards the ideal.

"No, I really appreciate Mr. Dazai."

Even if the things are returned, Shiori can write off those bills.

"But the reason why I want to return those medicinal materials, I'm sorry to say that if they are mixed together casually, I don't know what kind of medicinal effect it will produce."

In fact, most of the medicinal herbs picked from the medicinal fields in Taoyuan Township are mainly warming and nourishing, and generally speaking, they will not damage the body.

Of course, some of them were specially bred by Bai Ze for pranks, they only look like poisonous weeds, and the taste is so bitter that it makes people afraid.Although generally speaking, these medicines used for pranks will most likely end up in his own stomach.

And that dried snapdragon...

After eating, it is said that I can't sleep for three days with excitement. I heard that there are some funny sequelae, but Shiori has never seen the specific situation, and there is no way to judge it.

At least it’s better to keep the dried snapdragon grass——

"I would like to remind you that if you really eat all of them indiscriminately, the probability of going directly to the underworld for a day trip is much lower than living forever. Those [-]/[-]% are tonics."

"What Shiori said is true, but it's also true that I can't take it back. This candy is delicious, do you have any more?"

Ranpo Edogawa, who had finished eating the lollipop, returned to his usual leisurely state, and nodded in affirmation.

"Luanbu, don't eat too much sugar, it will cause tooth decay."

At this time, Shiori was able to take the words of both parties in a good manner.

The three girls stared blankly at Shiori and Ranpo calling each other names by coincidence when they met for the first time, and sighed with emotion that this is indeed a high-end game they don't quite understand, and continue to pay attention.

I saw that Shiori stuffed Ranpo with a small bag, which was probably matcha biscuits intended for afternoon tea, with an elegant bow tied on the transparent tape.

Continue to wait for Dazai's answer.

!!!

"What kind of extremely vicious curse is this?"

For a suicide enthusiast like him, what could be more terrifying than telling him that you can't die, that suicide will never succeed?

This is definitely a nightmarish curse.

"I run a clinic, how could I put the poison in such a conspicuous place?"

Shiori also felt helpless, and spread her hands towards him, it should not be an illusion, but Dazai's eyes seem to have grown bigger.

It's confirmed, the sequelae is really eating the dried snapdragon.

"Actually...most of the traditional Chinese medicines are very bitter. It is bitter to eat raw, and even more bitter to drink when decocted. If you really want to commit suicide, western medicine is actually much more convenient than the raw materials of medicinal materials."

Afraid of suffering and pain, Dazai Osamu, who just wanted to be refreshed, energetic and committed suicide, blinked his eyes. Shiori stared at his eyes carefully, and there was really a little more of the "big-eyed cute" posture of a goldfish in his eye sockets, and it even intensified.

But probably because of his good looks, the big eyes of Yuanyuan Goldfish look cute at first glance.

"For example, put antihypertensive drugs and booster drugs together?"

"You can try it. It doesn't rule out accidents, but this kind of thing usually won't kill you. Generally, it is recommended to induce vomiting first, and then gastric lavage—"

Shiori took a few steps back and reached a consensus with Akiko Yosano.

"Dazai, I can do this without supernatural powers, so I can help."

"Ahem, I'm just asking."

In an instant, he also took a few steps back, hiccupped again, and unconsciously opened his eyes wide because of the hiccup.

Pfft, Shiori felt that she suddenly got the reason why Mr. Ghost Lamp loves snapdragons.

Dazai originally had his eye on a method for complete suicide, but yesterday he opened the door in a daze when he was drunk and saw the "poisonous weed" that looked exactly like the ghost of a goldfish in the book, as well as bandages.

To be honest, he thought he had entered "hell".

Before leaving, I can still remember that closing the door casually is the last stubbornness of Yokohama Lock King.

"It seems that there is only one plant left, the others."

Maybe I drank some wine yesterday when I drank the second wave at home... No wonder my mouth still smells of bitter residue. I rinsed my mouth five times and it still didn't clear the taste in my mouth.

To be honest, the taste really made him think that if he ate the weird plant, he could really see Huangquan Hirasaka and Izanami, no, he went to the world of souls.

"Then I'll give the bill to Odasaku-san."

# # #

Under such gags, Shiori returned to the clinic smoothly. She closed the door with her backhand, locked it, added a barrier, and then threw herself facelessly on the beanbag sofa she had just bought.

Before she could let out a long and comfortable sigh on the sofa.

"excuse me--"

The god of death hovering outside the window stepped on the edge of the window and knocked on the window.

"Mr. Odasaku."

Shiori got up from the sofa in surprise and opened the window.

"How much did you two drink yesterday?"

"Did something happen?"

Oda Sakunosuke stepped in from the window and began to think seriously.Probably 17 or 18 cups?

"Mr. Dazai ransacked my medicine cabinet at night, and nothing else, but he seems to have eaten blindly..."

"Ah, maybe I did drink too much. Sorry, is it something important?"

He scratched his hair and discussed the solution with her solemnly.

"Precious is another matter. I can find the first bead, so it's not too difficult to exchange for the second one."

Mr. Ghost Lamp planted a yard of that thing, and there are a bunch of variants.It is precious because there are no such animals/plants in this world, but it is also true to say that it is common. In the hell snapdragon in another world, it has become a certain niche trend, and even has an image ambassador.

But just met twice, Shiori was worried about Mr. Odasaku's talent in focusing on key abilities. At this time, shouldn't he worry about whether those medicines are poisonous?

Or maybe it's because I'm too familiar with Osamu Dazai, and I fully understand his strong physique.

"It's that medicine, even after diluting the ingredients, it's used as an energy potion. It looks like he drank the whole plant mixed up. Maybe the insomnia is actually hyperactivity for three to five days?"

"That sounds really bad. If you don't sleep for three days, you won't die suddenly, right?"

He was genuinely worried about this issue.

"It shouldn't matter. After three days, maybe a full day of sleep will be enough?"

Shiori thought of the big-eyed moe that had grown bigger, that should be able to shrink back in a day...well, he touched his face tactically with uncertainty.

"Is that so, if that's the only way, Dazai shouldn't have anything to do with it."

He seems to have been doing weird things for a long time, and tried getting the barkeeper to add dish soap to his drink, but nothing happened.

……

Oda Sakunosuke's attitude made Shiori think of the hot comments he saw on the Internet——

Grandma took the baby and thought you were cold.

Dad takes the baby, as long as he lives.

"Odasaku, has anyone ever told you that you can't complain?"

"Well, my friends used to say that in this world. Now it's less common."

I'm sorry, she forgot, the thirteenth squad is a harmonious old-age team where most of the time the team members and captains have a natural and funny daily routine.

The afternoon was unexpectedly easy to pass. Apart from not being very good at complaining, Oda Sakunosuke was simply a perfect friend candidate.

He is good at listening, and he can also catch up with the words. The occasional punchlines that are serious but miss the point are quite cute in contrast.

He won't show off too much, showing that he is different, but his own experience has given him a special temperament.

People have to admit that Dazai is actually quite discerning in picking friends.

Also, she was really curious, how did a straight man of steel manage to contribute to the Women's Association?

That magazine... Shiori was lucky enough to read two issues, but it was full of all kinds of gossip fans.There are really a lot of high-quality handsome guys in the soul world, there is no reason to lack material, and now the business is expanding and serious literature is also included?

Answer: It is not serious literature, but some small things that happened around me.It is said that it was because the Women's Association felt that my observation angle was very unique, and it was included in the column and the response was good.

ps. In the new children's section, his fairy tales are also very popular.

The weather is getting colder, and the sky is getting dark quickly. I can still see the sunset when I come out of Yokohama at the time when I should get off work, but now I can only watch the old-looking street lamps on the roadside.

Shiori put away the round table for afternoon tea, washed the tea cups and snack dishes back and forth three times, glanced at the new watch she just bought in her hand, rushed to the door and opened the door of the clinic .

The spiritual power of innate sentient nature helped a lot.

After knowing that Fukuzawa Yukichi was the head of Butei, Shiori immediately dug out the information of the Armed Detective Agency that she had thrown at the bottom of the box somewhere, and turned over the five or six lines of personal information more than ten times. See the flowers.

In addition, what she already knew, combined with the equation that she has verified that a person with supernatural powers is equivalent to possessing spiritual power under the regulation of the law, kept Fuze's spiritual network in her heart.

Thanks to her young age, when she was restricted by Honmaru's knives to the frontline battlefield when she was in elementary school, she only figured out the ghost path tracking variant.

Then, he pricked up his little ears, and secretly used his perception to detect the situation upstairs.

People are almost gone, but the president's office...

coming!

Shiori thought for a while and then loosened the balls that were tied tightly at work for convenience, and shook the water droplets on her hands, just in time for the bangs and broken hair that fell to the front of her temples to block her vision.

She held the cup in her hand and carefully tossed her hair, and then tossed her hair again.

"Miss Shiori?"

"Ah, Mr. Fukuzawa, you came just in time."

Her eyes were shining, as if she saw the long-awaited savior.Holding the ceramic cup, revealing her slender and white wrists.

and black hair ties.

"Help me wrap my hair loosely in the back."

The unconscious routine phase is over.

After all, she was also a woman who assisted!