Battle of the top [entertainment circle]
Chapter 91
Qi Weiyi and Jiji were arguing and overturning old scores, from 'you stepped on my favorite white sneakers last month' to 'you hit me on the head with a basketball seven years ago', they care about every detail.
The two big stars who are over 50 years old together are like two kindergarten children, who almost lost their quarrel and complained to the teacher.
As a male mother of two children, Wu Hua was sandwiched between the two of them, taking turns to comfort the two cubs.
"Wei Wei, don't be angry, let Haw give you a pair of shoes later."
"Haw, let's calm down too. You've said what happened seven years ago eight hundred times."
"Hmph!" Jiji was not happy, "Brother Xiaohua, you are biased and asked me to give him shoes, why don't you let me hit Weiwei with a basketball? Who is your teammate?!"
Qi Weiyi grimaced triumphantly, and Haw became even angrier.
"How can this be considered biased? It's just a gift of a pair of shoes, which is nothing to you. But if you want to hit Weiwei with a basketball, the nature is worse." Wu Xiaohua scolded them, "Kids have to get along well. , can't fight."
Haw immediately put on a cool face, and said coldly, "Who's a kid? I'm not!"
"You're so naive." Qi Weiyi, who was naive, taunted him, which almost triggered the second kindergarten battle.
Fortunately, Yang Li followed and coaxed the two of them skillfully to calm down.
Qi Weiyi and Jiji are two cubs, their tempers come and go quickly.Sitting in the dormitory, chatting casually about topics of interest, and becoming good friends who talk about everything.
Several people around watched them silently, thinking to themselves: the friendship between children is so simple and unpretentious.
"We have seven people now," Haw felt bored, counted the number of people present, and proposed to Qi Weiyi, "Let's play something."
"Okay." Qi Weiyi said, "Seven people, just have a table of Fighting the Landlords, and then a table of mahjong."
"I don't know how to play mahjong." Yang Li quickly raised his hand, "I don't know how to fight landlords either."
Qi Weiyi: "You are so useless, what can you do?"
The good boy Yang Li replied sincerely, "At most, he can draw a joke card."
"Drawing ghost cards is boring, forget it." Qi Weiyi sighed, glanced around among the seven people, and had a new idea, "Let's play truth or dare! This game is very simple, you should know it."
"it is good."
"I can."
"bring it on."
Everyone has no opinion.
Qi Weiyi found a glass bottle of orange soda in the refrigerator, gulped it all down, and then requisitioned the glass bottle.
He returned to his seat, put the glass bottle in the middle, and first explained the rules to everyone, "Whoever turns the bottle mouth, whoever has to choose the truth or the big risk. There are only three chances to tell the truth, and when you run out of opportunities, you can only choose big." Take risks. If you can't do it, you must accept cruel punishment."
"Is there any punishment?" Jing Yi felt a little regretful and wanted to quit the game.
Qi Weiyi held him down, "Yes, cruel punishment!"
Ai Ai said, "I can..."
"You can't." Qi Weiyi stared straight at him, "If you quit, even if you don't play the game, you will still be punished inhumanely."
They have already risen from 'cruel' to 'cruel'. Jing Yi has been persecuted by him too many times, so he has no choice but to succumb.
The truth or dare game officially started. Qi Weiyi specially downloaded a set of the most complete question bank app from the Internet in order to play the game. There are more than 500 questions in total, which appear randomly every time.
"Let's start, I'll spin the bottle." Qi Weiyi rolled up his sleeves, held the bottle and turned it lightly.
The glass bottle rolled on the table several times, the speed getting slower and slower.When it finally stopped, the mouth of the bottle stopped between Yang Li and Jing Yi.
Yang Li was sitting there, Jing Yi was a little scared, and hid to the side.
As a result, the bottle seemed to have turned into a spirit, and suddenly it rolled again, and the mouth of the bottle was facing Jing Yi impartially.
"Hahahahaha! The show's effect is perfect!" Viggo laughed so hard that he almost got out of breath, and turned to ask the cameraman behind him, "Did that episode just now be filmed? The feature film must be broadcast."
The photographer made an OK gesture, "Arrangement."
"What did I do wrong?" Jing Yi's mentality was about to collapse, "Why is it always me who gets hurt?"
"How lucky you are to be favored by the God of Comedy." Qi Weiyi raised his phone and put the screen in front of him, "Come on, you choose the question yourself."
What comedy god?Obviously the god of unlucky!
Jing Yi, who was favored by the god of unlucky luck, looked downcast, studied the app for a while, and chose the option of telling the truth.
A question pops up in the random question bank: What kind of underwear are you wearing today?
"Underwear? Wait, is this okay?" Jing Yi immediately skipped the question, "Change one for another!"
"It can't be changed. If you lose, you have to accept it..." Qi Weiyi raised his eyebrows halfway through the sentence, letting him experience it for himself.
Jing Yi took a deep breath, "But underwear is my personal privacy!"
"Just asking about the style, and not letting you take it off to show off, that's a big risk."
"Wait, is there such a question in the big adventure?" Yang Li's face turned pale.
"No, no!" Wu Hua comforted him, "This is just a game, if you have a bottom line, don't worry."
Viggo: "However, the underwear style is okay, not particularly private. Unless you are wearing a lace thong."
As soon as Mr. Vigo opened his mouth, he knew it was the old driver, and the speed of the car caught him off guard.
"Hey!" Qi Weiyi moved his eyes down silently, staring at a certain part thoughtfully, "Lace..."
"No." Jing Yi was afraid that he would not answer. Everyone really thought he was wearing that kind of underwear, so he just broke the jar and said, "It's very ordinary, black, with four corners."
Qi Weiyi commented, "Yiyi is so boring."
Jing Yi: "Where is the boring? Isn't this the most common underwear? Or tell me, what kind of underwear are you wearing?"
Qi Weiyi took it and said, "Who told you I was wearing underwear?"
Jing Yi was startled, "You...haven't worn it?"
"Guess~" Qi Weiyi twisted his waist, "Anyway, I didn't lose, so you don't need to tell the truth, you can guess whatever you want."
Jing Yi gritted his teeth, and suddenly came the fighting spirit to play games.
We must let Qi Weiyi lose!
Lose more times!
"It's up to me to turn it next." Jing Yi took the bottle and turned it vigorously.
The glass bottle went around in circles for a long time, and finally stopped, the mouth of the bottle was facing Yang Li.
Yang Li looked as expected, "Every time I play this kind of game, my luck is extremely extreme. If it wasn't for Weiweizhuan just now, I would probably be the first one."
"What do you mean?" Jing Yi realized, "Qi Weiyi deliberately picked on me?"
Pu Sheng nodded, "Well, my brother's turning strength is so small, he must have calculated it."
Jing Yi: ...
more angry.
When it was Yang Li's turn to choose, he also chose the truth.
Because he is married, he did not exclude love-related issues when choosing questions.
The app randomly asks questions and chooses a question about couples.
'Where are you with your lover now? '
Yang Li was very frank, and answered without hesitation, "I'm already married."
Then it was Yang Li's turn to spin the bottle.Before turning around, Qi Weiyi felt that it was a bit boring to just play with bottles, so he went to find some post-it notes and put one on each of Jing Yi and Yang Li as a count.
The third time the bottle stopped, it was Wu Xiaohua's turn.
"Xiao Hua, do you choose the truth or the big risk?"
Wu Hua: "Speak the truth."
"I don't need a question bank for you. I believe everyone wants to know a question." Qi Weiyi used a water cup as a microphone, leaned in front of him and asked, "Which of the other five members of FIRST do you like best?"
As soon as the words were finished, Vigo and Haw immediately raised their heads and cast their fiery gazes at Wu Hua.
The photographer in charge of the shooting pointed the lens at them meticulously.
If Meng Heng was there, he would definitely be crazy with excitement.
Make trouble!Make trouble!Do it!
If this episode is broadcast, it will be a free hot search again, what a material!
"Uh..." Wu Xiaohua was a little embarrassed, and asked hesitantly, "Do I have to choose? Can't I answer myself? If I can't answer, do you like it?"
Qi Weiyi: "Of course not, you must choose one."
"Then..." Wu Xiaohua fell into a difficult decision, her eyes wandering between Vigo and Haw.
Both Vigo and Haw looked eagerly, trying to get Wu Hua to choose him.
If the other three players were there, they would definitely show the same look.
Wu Hua gritted her teeth and replied cruelly, "I accept the punishment, come on."
"Hey..." Qi Weiyi was obviously disappointed.
Yang Li feels sorry for Wu Hua.This question is undoubtedly more difficult to choose than 'mother and wife fell into the water at the same time'.If you fall into the water, you can also save the country with answers such as 'can't swim' and 'call the police'.
But the 'favorite' is undoubtedly the large Shura field, and the answer is that everyone is dead.
"Then lie down, cruel punishment is coming." Qi Weiyi ordered.
Wu Hua had an ominous premonition in her heart, "What punishment? Is it terrible?"
Qi Weiyi didn't tell him, but turned his head and whispered something in Pu Sheng's ear.
Pu Sheng nodded, and walked towards Wu Hua with Qi Weiyi.
He even found a helper, the best helper in the audience, Wu Hua felt even more desperate.
Seeing Pu Sheng reaching out to her, Wu Hua subconsciously closed her eyes, afraid of seeing some bloody and violent scenes.
Then--
"Hahahaha... No... Don't scratch me, let me go... Hahahahaha..." Wu Hua's itchy flesh on the side of his waist was attacked, and he writhed on the sofa, trying to avoid the 'cruel' punishment, with a big smile on his face. can not stop.
"This is just the lightest punishment." Qi Weiyi said seriously, "Next time, I will scratch the soles of your feet with a quill."
Scratch the soles of your feet with a quill?
what--
very scary!
The 60-second penalty ends and the game continues.
Wu Hua's face turned red from laughing, and the hand that turned the bottle trembled slightly.
As a result, the shaking was just right, and when the mouth of the bottle stopped, it was aimed at Qi Weiyi.
Aim at Qi Weiyi!
Happy to hear!
Very popular!
Celebrate all day!
Let's go!
Jing Yi has already thought about what questions to ask, and Qi Weiyi must be publicly executed.
When Zai Zai saw the result, he didn't blink, and replied directly, "I choose to take a big risk."
"Ah? Why? You still have three chances to tell the truth."
"Yes, yes," Qi Weiyi said slowly, "but can you confirm that I must be telling the truth? Even if you use a lie detector, you can't test my credibility. It's better to take a big risk. reality."
"That's right."
Wu Hua gave himself the right to choose, "Then you draw the questions yourself."
Qi Weiyi lowered his head and poked the big adventure question bank. No category was ruled out, and the lottery was carried out directly.
The title of his adventure quickly appeared on the screen:
Call someone you've been in contact with recently and confess your love to him.
Qi Weiyi:? ? ?
The author has something to say: Qi Weiyi: Three thousand beauties in the harem Whose brand should I look for?
The two big stars who are over 50 years old together are like two kindergarten children, who almost lost their quarrel and complained to the teacher.
As a male mother of two children, Wu Hua was sandwiched between the two of them, taking turns to comfort the two cubs.
"Wei Wei, don't be angry, let Haw give you a pair of shoes later."
"Haw, let's calm down too. You've said what happened seven years ago eight hundred times."
"Hmph!" Jiji was not happy, "Brother Xiaohua, you are biased and asked me to give him shoes, why don't you let me hit Weiwei with a basketball? Who is your teammate?!"
Qi Weiyi grimaced triumphantly, and Haw became even angrier.
"How can this be considered biased? It's just a gift of a pair of shoes, which is nothing to you. But if you want to hit Weiwei with a basketball, the nature is worse." Wu Xiaohua scolded them, "Kids have to get along well. , can't fight."
Haw immediately put on a cool face, and said coldly, "Who's a kid? I'm not!"
"You're so naive." Qi Weiyi, who was naive, taunted him, which almost triggered the second kindergarten battle.
Fortunately, Yang Li followed and coaxed the two of them skillfully to calm down.
Qi Weiyi and Jiji are two cubs, their tempers come and go quickly.Sitting in the dormitory, chatting casually about topics of interest, and becoming good friends who talk about everything.
Several people around watched them silently, thinking to themselves: the friendship between children is so simple and unpretentious.
"We have seven people now," Haw felt bored, counted the number of people present, and proposed to Qi Weiyi, "Let's play something."
"Okay." Qi Weiyi said, "Seven people, just have a table of Fighting the Landlords, and then a table of mahjong."
"I don't know how to play mahjong." Yang Li quickly raised his hand, "I don't know how to fight landlords either."
Qi Weiyi: "You are so useless, what can you do?"
The good boy Yang Li replied sincerely, "At most, he can draw a joke card."
"Drawing ghost cards is boring, forget it." Qi Weiyi sighed, glanced around among the seven people, and had a new idea, "Let's play truth or dare! This game is very simple, you should know it."
"it is good."
"I can."
"bring it on."
Everyone has no opinion.
Qi Weiyi found a glass bottle of orange soda in the refrigerator, gulped it all down, and then requisitioned the glass bottle.
He returned to his seat, put the glass bottle in the middle, and first explained the rules to everyone, "Whoever turns the bottle mouth, whoever has to choose the truth or the big risk. There are only three chances to tell the truth, and when you run out of opportunities, you can only choose big." Take risks. If you can't do it, you must accept cruel punishment."
"Is there any punishment?" Jing Yi felt a little regretful and wanted to quit the game.
Qi Weiyi held him down, "Yes, cruel punishment!"
Ai Ai said, "I can..."
"You can't." Qi Weiyi stared straight at him, "If you quit, even if you don't play the game, you will still be punished inhumanely."
They have already risen from 'cruel' to 'cruel'. Jing Yi has been persecuted by him too many times, so he has no choice but to succumb.
The truth or dare game officially started. Qi Weiyi specially downloaded a set of the most complete question bank app from the Internet in order to play the game. There are more than 500 questions in total, which appear randomly every time.
"Let's start, I'll spin the bottle." Qi Weiyi rolled up his sleeves, held the bottle and turned it lightly.
The glass bottle rolled on the table several times, the speed getting slower and slower.When it finally stopped, the mouth of the bottle stopped between Yang Li and Jing Yi.
Yang Li was sitting there, Jing Yi was a little scared, and hid to the side.
As a result, the bottle seemed to have turned into a spirit, and suddenly it rolled again, and the mouth of the bottle was facing Jing Yi impartially.
"Hahahahaha! The show's effect is perfect!" Viggo laughed so hard that he almost got out of breath, and turned to ask the cameraman behind him, "Did that episode just now be filmed? The feature film must be broadcast."
The photographer made an OK gesture, "Arrangement."
"What did I do wrong?" Jing Yi's mentality was about to collapse, "Why is it always me who gets hurt?"
"How lucky you are to be favored by the God of Comedy." Qi Weiyi raised his phone and put the screen in front of him, "Come on, you choose the question yourself."
What comedy god?Obviously the god of unlucky!
Jing Yi, who was favored by the god of unlucky luck, looked downcast, studied the app for a while, and chose the option of telling the truth.
A question pops up in the random question bank: What kind of underwear are you wearing today?
"Underwear? Wait, is this okay?" Jing Yi immediately skipped the question, "Change one for another!"
"It can't be changed. If you lose, you have to accept it..." Qi Weiyi raised his eyebrows halfway through the sentence, letting him experience it for himself.
Jing Yi took a deep breath, "But underwear is my personal privacy!"
"Just asking about the style, and not letting you take it off to show off, that's a big risk."
"Wait, is there such a question in the big adventure?" Yang Li's face turned pale.
"No, no!" Wu Hua comforted him, "This is just a game, if you have a bottom line, don't worry."
Viggo: "However, the underwear style is okay, not particularly private. Unless you are wearing a lace thong."
As soon as Mr. Vigo opened his mouth, he knew it was the old driver, and the speed of the car caught him off guard.
"Hey!" Qi Weiyi moved his eyes down silently, staring at a certain part thoughtfully, "Lace..."
"No." Jing Yi was afraid that he would not answer. Everyone really thought he was wearing that kind of underwear, so he just broke the jar and said, "It's very ordinary, black, with four corners."
Qi Weiyi commented, "Yiyi is so boring."
Jing Yi: "Where is the boring? Isn't this the most common underwear? Or tell me, what kind of underwear are you wearing?"
Qi Weiyi took it and said, "Who told you I was wearing underwear?"
Jing Yi was startled, "You...haven't worn it?"
"Guess~" Qi Weiyi twisted his waist, "Anyway, I didn't lose, so you don't need to tell the truth, you can guess whatever you want."
Jing Yi gritted his teeth, and suddenly came the fighting spirit to play games.
We must let Qi Weiyi lose!
Lose more times!
"It's up to me to turn it next." Jing Yi took the bottle and turned it vigorously.
The glass bottle went around in circles for a long time, and finally stopped, the mouth of the bottle was facing Yang Li.
Yang Li looked as expected, "Every time I play this kind of game, my luck is extremely extreme. If it wasn't for Weiweizhuan just now, I would probably be the first one."
"What do you mean?" Jing Yi realized, "Qi Weiyi deliberately picked on me?"
Pu Sheng nodded, "Well, my brother's turning strength is so small, he must have calculated it."
Jing Yi: ...
more angry.
When it was Yang Li's turn to choose, he also chose the truth.
Because he is married, he did not exclude love-related issues when choosing questions.
The app randomly asks questions and chooses a question about couples.
'Where are you with your lover now? '
Yang Li was very frank, and answered without hesitation, "I'm already married."
Then it was Yang Li's turn to spin the bottle.Before turning around, Qi Weiyi felt that it was a bit boring to just play with bottles, so he went to find some post-it notes and put one on each of Jing Yi and Yang Li as a count.
The third time the bottle stopped, it was Wu Xiaohua's turn.
"Xiao Hua, do you choose the truth or the big risk?"
Wu Hua: "Speak the truth."
"I don't need a question bank for you. I believe everyone wants to know a question." Qi Weiyi used a water cup as a microphone, leaned in front of him and asked, "Which of the other five members of FIRST do you like best?"
As soon as the words were finished, Vigo and Haw immediately raised their heads and cast their fiery gazes at Wu Hua.
The photographer in charge of the shooting pointed the lens at them meticulously.
If Meng Heng was there, he would definitely be crazy with excitement.
Make trouble!Make trouble!Do it!
If this episode is broadcast, it will be a free hot search again, what a material!
"Uh..." Wu Xiaohua was a little embarrassed, and asked hesitantly, "Do I have to choose? Can't I answer myself? If I can't answer, do you like it?"
Qi Weiyi: "Of course not, you must choose one."
"Then..." Wu Xiaohua fell into a difficult decision, her eyes wandering between Vigo and Haw.
Both Vigo and Haw looked eagerly, trying to get Wu Hua to choose him.
If the other three players were there, they would definitely show the same look.
Wu Hua gritted her teeth and replied cruelly, "I accept the punishment, come on."
"Hey..." Qi Weiyi was obviously disappointed.
Yang Li feels sorry for Wu Hua.This question is undoubtedly more difficult to choose than 'mother and wife fell into the water at the same time'.If you fall into the water, you can also save the country with answers such as 'can't swim' and 'call the police'.
But the 'favorite' is undoubtedly the large Shura field, and the answer is that everyone is dead.
"Then lie down, cruel punishment is coming." Qi Weiyi ordered.
Wu Hua had an ominous premonition in her heart, "What punishment? Is it terrible?"
Qi Weiyi didn't tell him, but turned his head and whispered something in Pu Sheng's ear.
Pu Sheng nodded, and walked towards Wu Hua with Qi Weiyi.
He even found a helper, the best helper in the audience, Wu Hua felt even more desperate.
Seeing Pu Sheng reaching out to her, Wu Hua subconsciously closed her eyes, afraid of seeing some bloody and violent scenes.
Then--
"Hahahaha... No... Don't scratch me, let me go... Hahahahaha..." Wu Hua's itchy flesh on the side of his waist was attacked, and he writhed on the sofa, trying to avoid the 'cruel' punishment, with a big smile on his face. can not stop.
"This is just the lightest punishment." Qi Weiyi said seriously, "Next time, I will scratch the soles of your feet with a quill."
Scratch the soles of your feet with a quill?
what--
very scary!
The 60-second penalty ends and the game continues.
Wu Hua's face turned red from laughing, and the hand that turned the bottle trembled slightly.
As a result, the shaking was just right, and when the mouth of the bottle stopped, it was aimed at Qi Weiyi.
Aim at Qi Weiyi!
Happy to hear!
Very popular!
Celebrate all day!
Let's go!
Jing Yi has already thought about what questions to ask, and Qi Weiyi must be publicly executed.
When Zai Zai saw the result, he didn't blink, and replied directly, "I choose to take a big risk."
"Ah? Why? You still have three chances to tell the truth."
"Yes, yes," Qi Weiyi said slowly, "but can you confirm that I must be telling the truth? Even if you use a lie detector, you can't test my credibility. It's better to take a big risk. reality."
"That's right."
Wu Hua gave himself the right to choose, "Then you draw the questions yourself."
Qi Weiyi lowered his head and poked the big adventure question bank. No category was ruled out, and the lottery was carried out directly.
The title of his adventure quickly appeared on the screen:
Call someone you've been in contact with recently and confess your love to him.
Qi Weiyi:? ? ?
The author has something to say: Qi Weiyi: Three thousand beauties in the harem Whose brand should I look for?
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