Battle of the top [entertainment circle]

After Wu Hua finished showing, Jing Yi took the "Self-Investigation Report" and walked to the stage slowly.

He cleared his throat, and before he could make a sound, he started laughing.

"Yiyi, I don't want to go through the process, can I just laugh?"

"Why are you laughing?" Jing Yi felt very confused, "What's so funny?"

"I don't know, anyway, I want to laugh when I see you."

Jing Yi was even more confused, "What reason? Am I a comedian?"

Qi Weiyi replied, "Yes, you are the best comedian."

"???" Mr. Jing Yi, who had turned into a tragic comedian, wanted to retire again at this moment.

However, he resisted the urge to retire, opened the "Self-Investigation Report", cleared his throat and began to show it to everyone.

"Let's start on the third page." Jing Yi turned to the third page, which was mainly about his family.

Jing Yi can be regarded as a standard noble son.Before debuting, due to the mother's illness, the family had to pay expensive medical bills, and they almost couldn't get rid of it.

After Jing Yi became popular, not only the family conditions improved, but even his mother's illness also improved.My younger sister is well-behaved and hard-working, and her grades are very good. She even got the first place in the province in the senior high school entrance examination.

Such a native family has almost no black spots.

However, there are some swindlers on the Internet, who are very good at picking bones in eggs, and they still find many points that can be swayed.The program team took the opportunity to list them all and asked Jing Yi to respond.

Q: It is said that your parents sent you to a full-time drama school when you were seven years old, and you have been in school for more than ten years.So, do you feel that you lack fatherly and motherly love?

A:? ? ?Sending me to school is not going to jail, and I go home every week. What love is there?

Q: Why is your sister so much younger than you?

A: The family responds first to the one-child policy and then to the second-child policy.

"God, I'm dying of laughter, you are indeed Yiyi! Your acting as an actor is definitely a loss for the comedy industry."

"Keeping up with current events and responding to policies, Yiyi's family is awesome!"

"The answer is amazing, Jing Yi, you are the best!"

"I'm just answering the questions seriously. What's so funny?" Jing Yi glanced at them and continued to scroll back.

Q: Does raising a younger sister make you feel stressed?

A: My younger sister is the top student in the senior high school entrance examination, and the school rewarded her with a lot of money, so I don't need to support her.

Q: Other celebrities hide their families tightly, but a few years ago, you took your younger sister to participate in a reality show, why?

A: Other investigation reports only ask questions about Yangjian, but what about you?Engage in so many underworld problems, why?

There are a few horizontal lines in this answer, probably because of the doubts from the reviewers, and they reluctantly changed the answer:

My sister is cute. I want the whole world to see her. Is anyone in the way?

"Yiyi's younger sister is really cute. She is beautiful and has good grades."

"I've seen Yiyi and my sister's reality show, I want a sister too!"

"Shall we form a group to steal the child from Yiyi's house?"

"Ok, ok, ok, I'm the first to sign up!"

"Steal what?" Jing Yi glared at them, "Let the dogs bite you."

The scene was full of joy hahahaha.

After Jing Yi showed, a few more people went up one after another, and they were all relatively well-behaved.

Qi Weiyi was a little sleepy as he listened, so he leaned to the side and leaned on Pu Sheng's shoulder.

Pu Sheng was used to being leaned on by him, and even changed his position to make him lie more comfortably.

Qi Weiyi closed his eyes contentedly, and lay down comfortably. Before enjoying it for a long time, Meng Heng called his name suddenly.

"Qi Weiyi, you are the only one left." Meng Heng called him, "Come and show your "Self-Investigation Report"."

"It's so annoying," Qi Weiyi glared at him, "I have nothing to show, you can see for yourself."

Meng Heng choked for a moment, "But, everyone showed it."

"Then show it to me." Qi Weiyi threw the investigation report to him, and continued to close his eyes to rest.

Meng Heng took it in a hurry, and had no choice but to take Qi Weiyi's place on stage.

"Dear viewers of "Battle on the Top", hello everyone, I am Qi Weiyi..."

"No! You're not!" the judge shouted excitedly.

"If Qi Weiyi becomes like this, I will definitely be the first to lose fans!"

"Wait, are you a fan?"

"Get out of the way, I'll be the first to take it off, don't let anyone snatch it from me!"

"Who wants to take off?" Qi Weiyi opened his eyes and said excitedly, "Take off quickly, take off quickly!"

Powder removal review: ? ? ?

Zai Zai, you are only three years old, don't make a fuss.

"Cough, cough!" Director Meng coughed twice to hide his embarrassment, and changed his words, "I am Qi Weiyi's agent, Meng Heng."

"Director Meng, don't gasp when you speak next time. Otherwise, the audience will turn on the TV and think that Qi Weiyi will grow up like this when he gets old, and all of them must have run away."

Qi Weiyi said slowly, "Director Meng, you really put gold on your face."

Meng Heng: "What happened to me?"

"If I find you as my agent, the fans will think that I have problems with my brain and vision."

Meng Heng:? ? ?

Meng Heng couldn't take it anymore, and made a gesture to return the thick "Self-Investigation Report" to Qi Weiyi, "I quit, you..."

"Huh?" Qi Weiyi opened his eyes.

He didn't say anything yet, Meng Heng immediately gave up, and said with a smile, "Why do you work? I'll do it! I'll do it!"

With that said, Meng Heng turned to the third page of the "Self-Investigation Report" and showed everyone Qi Weiyi's answer.

Everyone was very curious about Zai Zai, so they went over to take a closer look, and found that they looked lonely.

Regarding the family part, Qi Weiyi hardly answered.

Q: What kind of people are your parents?

A: dead

After writing this space, he skipped over the answers that followed.

In that situation, the judges didn't raise any doubts and could only follow him.

Meng Heng flipped back silently, and did not get an answer until a question about his brother and other elders appeared later.

Q: How is your relationship with your brother?

A: not good

Q: Why?

A: He is in charge of his younger brother

Q: Did your family hinder or encourage you growing up?How did they affect you?

A: no

Qi Weiyi's answer was very simple, but it was different from Pu Sheng's simple answer.

Although Pu Sheng only had a few words to answer, he answered all the questions seriously.On Qi Weiyi's side, it was obvious that he didn't answer the questions well.

This cub is so lazy that he doesn't even want to write punctuation marks.

Would love to see his vendetta and see if there's any punctuation on it.

After the family part is shown, it is the turn of the career part.I thought Qi Weiyi should be more serious when it comes to career.

But Director Meng turned over, and it turned out that they all overestimated Zai Zai.

Q: Did you set goals for yourself when you first participated in "Grassing the Stars for You"?

A: 1

Q: What efforts have you made to achieve your goal?

A: no

Q: Did you achieve your goal?

A: √

"Ah this..."

"As expected of Weiwei, but I was a little angry when I saw it."

"Why are you angry?" Qi Weiyi looked at him, pointed to his face and said, "I'm so good-looking, even if I don't do anything, I should make my C debut."

"But if you participate in the draft, at least learn how to sing and dance?"

"I learned it." Qi Weiyi said confidently, "After the first class, I walked into the vocal music classroom, and the vocal music teacher ran away."

Jing Yi saw the stitches and asked, "Then what about jumping?"

Qi Weiyi: "The dancer who participated in the show at the same time as me, his name is Gu Gang, have you heard of it?"

"I've heard that he's a good dancer."

Gu Gang is very good at dancing, looking at the international platform, he is very good at playing.In addition to being an artist, he usually opened several dance classrooms, and the trainees he trained had no basic skills.

Many trainees in the industry are proud to have taken Gu Gang's dance class, and even put this in the first line of their resume.

"Gu Gang taught me for two days. On the first day, he wanted to give up on me, on the second day, he wanted to give up dancing." Qi Weiyi said slowly, "I'm so kind, in order to make him not give up dancing, I stopped learning .”

"..."

How badly you dance, you can make someone as awesome as Gu Gang give up on you.

Director Meng turned another page, mainly about making his debut in the draft.

Q: You were an amateur before participating in the show, but after you debuted, you quickly became popular. Does it affect you?

A: yes

He only wrote yes, and didn't say anything about the impact.

Everyone looked at Qi Weiyi, waiting for his explanation.

"Because I'm so popular, I have to work a lot." Qi Weiyi sighed, "I don't want to work, I just want to be a salted fish."

"Uh…"

Qi Weiyi beeped loudly, "Why is there no job where you can get a lot of money while lying down and sleeping?"

Zai Zai, if there is such a job, we want to go too.

"What else?" Wu Hua asked, "Is there any influence on making friends in life?"

"I didn't have any friends before, so what's the impact?" Qi Weiyi thought for a while, and then said, "However, it is really troublesome to become popular. I have to go back to my old school."

Yang Li: "You just want to fuck?"

Qi Weiyi nodded, "Well, there is also this reason."

Everyone was convinced by Zai Zai.

"The following question is interesting," Meng Heng became excited, "I ask, before your official debut, did you know that you have a lot of black fans?"

"I know." Qi Weiyi replied immediately.

"Huh? The audition show is recorded in a closed loop, and mobile phones are not allowed. How do you know?"

"It's true that others don't have mobile phones," Qi Weiyi told them proudly, "but I can use the mobile phones of the manager, the photographer, and the cafeteria aunt to check my black comments every day."

Yang Li asked curiously, "Aren't you sad when you saw your black comments?"

"Not sad, why should I be sad?" The little ancestor replied confidently, "There are so many people who hack me, which proves that I am indeed popular! It's not going to be ugly, is it?"

As he spoke, he even cast a glance at the judges below.

The judge was so depressed that he almost vomited blood.

Dare to feel that they worked so hard to blackmail so much, Qi Weiyi didn't care at all, it was black and white.

"By the way, let me ask you." Qi Weiyi stood up and walked towards the judges in this group, "Among you, have you started to blackmail me since the draft?"

The judges looked at each other, and two really raised their hands.

"So I debuted for seven years, and you guys cheated on me for seven years." Qi Weiyi calculated, "More than 2000 days, really long. How long has your longest relationship lasted?"

"Uh, I've never been in a relationship." Judge A said.

Judge B silently raised three fingers.

"Three years?"

"No..." Judge B replied, "Three months."

Qi Weiyi let out a burst of ridicule, "The sweet love is only three months, but you have been following me for more than 2000 days. In fact, you love me very much, right?"

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