Battle of the top [entertainment circle]

How to defeat Qi Weiyi?

Let's put this problem aside for now.

What is before everyone is the duel between Yang Li and Pu Sheng Dingliu.

As one of the top four, Jing Yi, who didn't even make it to the second round and could only watch the match in the knockout zone, said:

I want to be quiet, I want to retire.

Xu You: "Yang Li, Pu Sheng, please come to the competition area."

"Okay." Yang Li strode over, "Shall we decide the order?"

"There is no need to decide, the side with the higher score has the right to start." Xu You explained, "You get 2 points, Pu Sheng gets 6 points, so Sheng Sheng comes first."

"Then I have a question." Yang Li was sharp once in a while, "If he wins this round and the judges take another one away, do I still have a chance?"

"No more." Xu You replied, "The judging chips will be reset to zero, and you will be automatically eliminated."

"Then I've been promoted, am I lonely?" Yang Li complained in a low voice.

Xu You: "Let's start when you're ready, Shengsheng?"

"Well, ready." Pu Sheng nodded.

"Before I start, let me emphasize that the events mentioned in the first round are all unusable." Xu You gestured, "I have you, but there is no second round. Start with Pu Sheng."

The used events cannot be reused, Pu Sheng thought for a moment, and then said, "I used to participate in a talent show, but I have been suppressed by the program group."

Yang Li was stunned, "I dare not say anything else, I am very experienced in being suppressed by the program group."

The two looked at each other, and there was a sense of sympathy for each other.

The people eating melons nearby were not happy, "Shengsheng, don't let the water go!"

"I didn't." Pu Sheng felt very innocent.

He thought it was his own special experience to be suppressed for participating in talent shows, but he didn't know that every talent show would suppress people.

Next it was Yang Li's turn. With his 'minimum score of 23 points in the high school mathematics test', he successfully won back a victory from the university bully.

Pu Sheng often gets full marks in mathematics. Even if he closes his eyes, he probably won't be able to pass 23 in the test.

Although Yang Li struggled very hard, the original gap between the two teams was too great, and in the end he was eliminated miserably, and went to the viewing area alone to be with Jing Yi.

The second group is Chu Huai vs. Rong Qing, two very different stars.Rong Qing was very Buddhist in the game, and he couldn't play against Chu Huai. Of course, Chu Huai won, but the loss was not too small, only four of the seven players remained.

The second round was over, and finally came the semi-finals that everyone was not expecting.

The semi-finals required a lottery. Chu Huai was lucky and managed to avoid Pu Sheng and Qi Weiyi, making them automatically form a group.

Qi Weiyi ended the first round and was directly sent to the semi-finals. There are still nine people in the group, which is an absolute advantage.

And there are only two left on Pu Sheng's side.

Qi Weiyi whistled, pointed to the judges behind him and said, "I have more black fans than you."

Pu Sheng lost as soon as he played.

Compared with black fans, absolutely no one can beat Qi Weiyi.

The judges behind him wanted to save themselves, so they used their bottom-of-the-box skills - blowing the suona!

As a result, Qi Weiyi raised his eyelids, "I will too."

Although he doesn't know how to play an instrument, he has a long breath.It doesn't matter whether you play it well or not, at least you can play it.

There was nothing to say to Pu Sheng, the only two judges were eliminated, and Pu Sheng was taken away by the way.

Poor Pu Sheng, he didn't even have a chance to play.

The situation at Chuhuai was similar, so the two entered the finals smoothly.

"Weiwei," Chu Huai called to stop Qi Weiyi, "I didn't expect that I would face you head-on in this kind of game."

"What's wrong with this kind of game?" Qi Weiyi said, "It's also a match, don't discriminate against it."

"Okay, shall we begin then?"

Starting with Qi Weiyi, he looked into Chu Huai's eyes and said seriously, "I have many bed partners."

Chu Huai: ...

You are an idol anyway, is it appropriate to expose your bed partner so aboveboard?

What's more, he originally thought that he would use the fact that he was married to fight against the single Qi Weiyi later.

In the end, he directly put out his bedmates, and there were still many of them, which caught Chu Huai off guard.

"Well, I didn't..." Chu Huai rubbed his hair and asked him in a low voice, "But is it okay for you to directly expose your bed partner? Do your fans know?"

"I know." Qi Weiyi replied, "They saw it during the live broadcast in the dormitory before."

"You brought your bed partner? Where is it?"

Qiu Nan shouted, "Chu Huai, don't be confused by him, the bed partner he mentioned is the pile of pillows on his bed!"

Chu Huai:? ? ?

woc this also works!

"Well," Qi Weiyi added slowly, "and Nan Nan, he is also on my bed."

"I'm not!" Qiu Nan blushed with anger, "I have nothing to do with you that I shouldn't have, don't talk nonsense."

Qi Weiyi looked at him resentfully, "We slept together for so long..."

"Ouch!" Qiu Nan was disgusted by him.

"You are still pregnant with my child for several months."

"Shut up, you!" Qiu Nan yelled at him directly.

In short, Chu Huai admitted that he didn't have it before, even if the game failed.

Their group of judges is very smart, they don't confront Qi Weiyi head-on, and they don't take away a cloud by waving their sleeves.

Then it was Chu Huai's turn, he could only change his strategy, "I'm older than you."

"Huh?" Qi Weiyi looked down, narrowed his eyes and said, "Take off your pants."

"What are you thinking about? I mean age, age!"

"Age, how old are you?"

"28." Chu Huai replied.

Qi Weiyi is 25 years old this year. In terms of age, Chuhuai won.

"Oh, then I'm only three years old." Qi Weiyi said slowly, "But I was born on November 11th."

"Ok?"

"So my birthday is older than yours, because there are more numbers."

"What kind of nonsense are you doing?"

"You only said that you are older than me, but you didn't say why. Even if I am unreasonable, as long as I can win, I will win." Qi Weiyi said happily, "Otherwise, let's take off our clothes and compare..."

"Don't! Don't! Don't!" Chu Huai was afraid that this episode would not be aired, so he hurriedly stopped him, "I was wrong, I shouldn't have said this, let's count this round as a draw, shall we?"

"... Compare the size of the clothes." Qi Weiyi silently finished the second half of the sentence, stretched out his hand to rub Chuhuai's hair, "Since you admit your mistake, forget it, I will reluctantly forgive you."

Chu Huai was speechless, speechless.

Because Chu Huai gave up this opportunity, it was Qi Weiyi's turn next.

Chu Huai had already lost a round, so he was extra careful, for fear that Qi Weiyi would start playing tricks again.

In the end, he didn't follow the routine, and said seriously, "My lowest English score is 1.5 points, which is more than 20 points lower than Yang Li."

Yang Li, who was also shot while lying down: "...Brother, low grades are not something to brag about."

Chu Huai thought it was amazing, "How did you do it at 1.5?"

"That time English canceled the multiple-choice questions and only filled in the blanks, so I didn't get a single point. The English teacher thought it was not good to give 0 points, and wanted to give me 3 points for the paper, but found that my paper was not neat, so I deducted it." Halfway through."

After Qi Weiyi finished telling the story, he still felt aggrieved, "He is too much, I clearly wrote every space."

"..." Chu Huai suddenly felt speechless, "You are so smart, why can't you work harder."

"I tried my best, but I can't learn it." Qi Weiyi gritted his teeth, "English stuff should go back to hell with carrots."

"They didn't come from hell!"

In the end, Mr. Qi Weiyi succeeded in defeating Chuhuai by virtue of his "proud" English performance, and won the championship of the game "I have you or not".

He received the championship medal made of gold coins and chocolate, squinted his eyes, and stretched out his hand to Xu You, "I want another prize."

"What?" Xu You asked.

Qi Weiyi replied, "Director Meng's room card."

Xu You, who had already betrayed, handed it over immediately, and everyone watched Qi Weiyi stride towards Meng Heng's room.

After silently sympathizing with Meng Dao for three seconds, the younger brothers cheered.

Hahahahaha Director Meng, you have today too!

Qi Weiyi opened the door with the room card and entered the room quietly.

Within a few minutes, there was a sound like a pig being slaughtered inside, and the whole room seemed to be shaking.

After a while, Meng Heng struggled and ran out of the room.His wig has fallen off, and the pink bandage that Qi Weiyi wrapped around his hand is tied on his head, and a small pink rhinestone hairpin is pinned on his head, which looks weird and pretty.

Meng Heng rushed out of the room, only to realize that the eyes of so many melon eaters outside were staring at him.He cleared his throat and asked calmly, "The game is over? Was it fun?"

"You, say, what?" All the stars gritted their teeth in unison.

That afternoon, Meng Heng's head was wrapped in pink gauze, and after several hours of self-reflection, he finally learned from the painful experience and decided...

Keep doing things.

Life goes on and things go on.

With this kind of consciousness in mind, Meng Heng's efforts to do things have risen to a higher level.

So, at five o'clock in the morning of the next day, before dawn, a deafening broadcast sounded from the dormitory building——

"Comrades! Gentlemen! Spiritual boys!"

"You are the sun at six o'clock, the first flowers to bloom in spring, and the eagles about to flap their wings!"

"In this thriving time, in this place to be remembered forever, I'm sure you, like me, want to make memorable memories."

"Now, the opportunity has come! I sincerely invite everyone to set off with me and enjoy the first rays of sunlight falling on the lake."

"Come, my friends!"

In the dormitory building, the younger brothers got more and more impatient when they were quarreled by the radio.

Even an entertainer like Wu Xiaohua who wakes up at [-] o'clock and runs in the morning feels like a dog when she is suddenly quarreled.

In the next room, Jing Yi sat up in shock from dying, and hurriedly asked Yang Li, "What is Director Meng talking about?"

Yang Li rubbed his eyes, sat up slowly, and translated for him, "Director Meng asked us to watch the sunrise together."

Look at the hammer!

This was Qi Weiyi's first thought after being woken up.

Holding the little blue whale in his arms, with a gloomy face, he stood in front of the window and looked down at Meng Heng, who was holding a loudspeaker and blaring loudly, thinking whether throwing the little blue whale down would make him quiet forever.

"Weiwei, calm down!" Qiu Nan quickly grabbed him and pressed him on the bed, "You have already been woken up, change your clothes and prepare to go downstairs."

Qi Weiyi raised his eyelids, with reluctance written all over his face.

Qiu Nan said again, "If you don't go downstairs, how can you settle the score with Director Meng?"

"Yes." Qi Weiyi nodded, reluctantly agreeing.

They changed their clothes and were about to leave the dormitory, only to find that Pu Sheng was still sleeping.

With earplugs on, I didn't hear anything outside at all.

Qi Weiyi squatted beside his bed, looked at it enviously for a while, and quickly reached out to pull out his earplugs.

Pu Sheng immediately opened his eyes and entered a state of defense.

The author has something to say: Little Blue Whale: I was terrified at that moment...

Qiu Nan: At this moment, I am terrified...

Ye Yan, Shen, and Luo Heqing gave the overlord ticket!Thank you for all the nourishment!