Battle of the top [entertainment circle]

After Lu Ze finished speaking, the surroundings fell into a strange silence.

What pillow sister feels cold and wants to cover her with a quilt?

Thinking with your toes, you know it is definitely impossible.

Do you really think this kind of excuse can fool Qi Weiyi?He is not three years old...

Well, Qi Weiyi is really a three-year-old child.

So, he actually believed such absurd nonsense.

"Oh, so it was Xiaofang who told you." Qi Weiyi put his arms around the pillow, the corners of his lips turned up slightly, and he smiled very touchingly, "Then I misunderstood you."

"Huh???" Lu Ze was flustered and dazed now, unable to react for a while, and asked in a daze, "Who is Xiaofang?"

"Why don't you even know Xiaofang?" Qi Weiyi frowned slightly, "Xiaofang is the 28th hidden member on our island, she is very beautiful, and she played peek-a-boo with Yiyi last time, didn't she? ?”

Jing Yi leaned against the outside of the dormitory, not wanting to answer.

Qi Weiyi raised his voice, "Yiyi, isn't it?"

"...Mmm." Jing Yi gave in.

"Pretty? Peek-a-boo?" Lu Ze became even more confused, "Is Xiaofang a girl? Where is she?"

Qi Weiyi raised his eyelids, glanced at him, and said in a very calm and realistic tone, "Where is what? Didn't you see Xiaofang? She also told you that she was cold and needed a quilt."

???

Lu Ze reacted for a few seconds before he realized something.

His body became more stiff, and he slowly lowered his gaze to the pillow in Qi Weiyi's arms.

The girl on the pillow opened her eyes wide and empty, as if she wanted to suck him into the endless abyss.

Qi Weiyi put his arms around the pillow, stroking and whispering softly like a lover.

"Xiaofang, you said two days ago that you were afraid of being exposed to the sun, so you had to sleep under the bed. Why are you covering yourself with a quilt again today?"

His demeanor and tone were very deep, as if he was really hugging a living person.

Lu Ze's back felt cold, and a layer of cold sweat oozed from his forehead.

Qi Weiyi touched the face of 'Xiaofang' affectionately, and continued to whisper, "Baby, are you angry with me? Don't worry, the big crystal coffin I made for you will be delivered soon, you can lie down comfortably Inside. I know you are afraid of loneliness, may I let the man who just covered you with the quilt accompany you?"

'Blank you' That man is scared to death!

□□, he was drenched in cold sweat.

Qi Weiyi didn't say anything too scary, but his demeanor, tone of voice, and the way he gently patted the pillow made Lu Ze feel terrified.

The beautiful girl on the pillow is very beautiful, with white skin and big eyes, but in Lu Ze's eyes, her face is quite terrifying.

"What did you say?" Qi Weiyi lowered his head, put his ears close to the pillow, listened decently for a moment, and then nodded.

He raised his head again, looked at Lu Ze, and smiled beautifully, "Xiaofang said yes, she wants you to be with her forever."

"No!" Lu Ze backed away in fright, fell down on Pu Sheng's bed, and covered his head with his unfolded quilt.

"I was wrong, don't let me sleep in the coffin, Xiaofang, please rest in peace! I was wrong, I was wrong..."

Lu Ze was indeed frightened, shivering under the blanket.

Seeing his cowardly look, Qi Weiyi sneered.

He is less courageous than a flea, but he wants to imitate other people's spoofs, which is really pitiful.

Across a door, Jing Yi stood there, feeling very speechless.

Qi Weiyi's acting skills were too superb just now, and that leisurely and slightly false tone seemed to have really floated out of the depths of hell.

——If he can use this kind of acting skills in his career, he can now use the best actor trophy as a building block.

"Yiyi~" Qi Weiyi threw away the pillow, with a smile in his eyes, "You are so funny, friend."

"Stop playing with him." Jing Yi opened the door and came in, "He came to see me, not to be a toy for you. Lu Ze, get up."

Jing Yi lifted the quilt and dug Lu Ze out.

When Lu Ze saw him, he immediately hugged Jing Yi, and his parents screamed.

"Calm down." Jing Yi knocked his head, "That's just a pillow, just an ordinary pillow."

"Really?" Lu Ze couldn't believe it, "Xiaofang's wronged soul is attached to it!"

Jing Yi: "How can there be Xiaofang?"

Qi Weiyi: "Yes, Xiaofang played peek-a-boo with you last time, didn't you, Shengsheng?"

Pu Sheng Zheng'er gave an 'hmm'.

Lu Ze was even more afraid.

Jing Yi annoyed him a bit, rolled his eyes and said, "Last time I was blindfolded to hide and seek. They made up Xiaofang in order to disturb me and prevent me from guessing who it was."

"Really?" Lu Ze confirmed to him.

"Really, what did I lie to you for?" Jing Yi glared at him, "You are almost 30 years old, why are you afraid of ghosts?"

"Is the fear of ghosts related to age?" Lu Ze was quite confident, "This is the fear engraved in the DNA!"

Jing Yi: "...Don't carve everything into your DNA."

After Jing Yi's explanation, Lu Ze finally believed that there was no such thing as a 'Xiaofang', and that it was just an ordinary pillow under Qi Weiyi's bed.

"I originally wanted to give this pillow to Nan Nan. He is very irritable every day, and he looks like he is dissatisfied with his desires." Qi Weiyi kneaded the pillow and said lightly, "But Nan Nan doesn't want it, let me take it away, and I will take the pillow Tucked it under his bed."

Lu Ze: "Then why didn't you tell me clearly? You scared me to death!"

Qi Weiyi squinted at him for a long time, "You just came into my dormitory to expose my treasured Xiaofang, and you still want me to explain it to you in a nice voice?"

"Don't mention Xiaofang, I was wrong." Lu Ze was afraid when he heard Xiaofang, and interrupted him quickly.

"Okay, I'll give you a chance to make amends." Qi Weiyi raised his chin and pointed out the window.

Lu Ze guessed wildly, "Let me jump?"

Qi Weiyi frowned, "What good will it do me if you jump off? I like your yacht, you take me for a ride."

"Oh, this is easy!" Lu Ze snapped his fingers, "Let's go~"

Qi Weiyi has been coveting the blingbling yacht for half an hour, and seeing Lu Ze so straightforward, he immediately followed him out.

Qi Weiyi: "Shengsheng, are you coming? Take a big yacht!"

"En." Pu Sheng secretly hid the quilt in a corner, trying to deceive himself.

Jing Yi chased after them and shouted, "Hey, Lu Ze, didn't you come to find me? Why did you run away with Qi Weiyi? Also, do you still need your phone?"

Lu Ze was so dazed, he just wanted to take Qi Weiyi for a ride.Halfway through the run, I realized that I didn't take my phone.

He went back to the dormitory, took back his mobile phone, and suddenly found——

"Ah!" Lu Ze let out a scream like killing a pig.

"What's the matter?" Jing Yi asked.

"I haven't closed the live broadcast room yet, just now..."

After Qi Weiyi entered the dormitory, he was so frightened that his legs became weak and he was sweating, which was all seen by the audience.

social death.

I won't be able to see anyone anymore.

I vaguely remember that I just opened the live broadcast room, and the number of viewers was only tens of thousands. Why are there several million viewers now?

Therefore, hundreds of people knew that he was scared to death by Qi Weiyi.

Ahhhhh!

Lu Ze thought angrily, he might as well jump out of the window.

"You just found out." Jing Yi said lightly, "This live broadcast of yours has been trending."

"Hey!" Lu Ze was in more pain, covering his face tightly, not daring to look at the barrage.

Even if he didn't dare to look at it, the barrage didn't stop.

[Hahahahaha Lu Zeze is indeed a superstar in the comedy world, I am dying of laughter! 】

[Why didn't the program team invite Zeze?Mingming Zeze is also very popular, don't we comedians deserve to be top performers? 】

[If you invite Lu Ze, I will vote for him even if I am not a fan. I really want to see him participate in the top battle]

[Hahahaha help! "Battle on the Top" is already very funny, if Zeze also participates, the audience will have eight-pack abs per capita]

【I almost died from laughing watching the live broadcast, can Lu Ze be the official guest? I'll go】

[I beg Lu Ze to be the official guest!Just record for one day, I want to reap happiness]

[You guys are good or bad, let Lu Ze go, he is scared to death by Weiwei]

【What is good or bad about us? It is obviously the only good or bad~】

"Hmm." Lu Ze buried his face in Jing Yi's arms, and said, "We only have good and bad."

Jing Yi sighed, "What are you talking about? I can't help you."

Lu Ze rubbed against his arms, and said, "But Weiwei is so good-looking, I like him."

"???" Jing Yi pushed him away indifferently, "Sepi, stay away from me."

The barrage was full of hahaha, ushering in the end of this live broadcast.

Lu Ze returned to the boat and took Qi Weiyi and Pu Sheng for a ride.

He'd wanted everyone to come up together, but the others thought it was bad for the eyes to be on such a shiny boat, so it ended up being just the two of them.

"Xiaofang, go." Qi Weiyi casually named the boat.

Now that Lu Ze heard the word 'Xiaofang', he felt that he was going to be scared to death.

"Weiwei, don't mention Xiaofang?" Lu Ze discussed with him.

Qi Weiyi said casually, "Okay ~ Then you call me Dad."

Usually he is used to saying this, and everyone thinks he is joking, and the trouble passes away.

But when Lu Ze heard this, he didn't hesitate, and simply called out, "Dad!"

He pronounced every word clearly and loudly, which confused Qi Weiyi for a while.

"Father!" Lu Ze called again.

"Uh..." Qi Weiyi looked at him dryly, "Why do you just call him Dad so casually?"

"Huh? Didn't you ask me to call you?"

"That's true, but don't you mind? Or does your daddy?"

"Why do you mind?" Lu Ze said, "If my father knew, he would definitely rush over to worship you."

A question mark appeared on Qi Weiyi's head.

Lu Ze continued, "Did you know? When my father met Jing Yiyi, he insisted on sworn vows with him. So now Jing Yiyi is my uncle."

Qi Weiyi: ...

It was rare for him to experience the feeling of being speechless, and he didn't know how to respond.

Lu Ze added, "If you swore to my father, I will have two little uncles in the future."

"No need." Qi Weiyi immediately refused, "Forget it, I don't want your son anymore."

Pu Sheng sat beside him, silently listening to their miraculous conversation.

——These two personalities are quite suitable.

One is arrogant and fine, and the other is a natural sand sculpture.

"Weiwei." Lu Ze changed his address back again, sat next to Qi Weiyi and said to him, "Are we friends now?"

"No, I don't need friends." Qi Weiyi insisted.

"Huh? Then what's your relationship with Jing Yiyi and Pu Shengsheng?"

"They..." Qi Weiyi glanced at Pu Sheng and replied, "He is my younger brother."

"Then I will be your brother too."

Qi Weiyi: "Don't pretend to be tender."

"Okay," Lu Ze languished for a few seconds, then cheered up again, "Then I'll be your brother!"

Qi Weiyi:? ? ?

Who are you going to be a brother to?

I was tricked by a sand sculpture?