Battle of the top [entertainment circle]

For the first time since the recording, everyone had dinner together. 27 top stars sat around a semi-circular dining table, with all kinds of delicacies in front of them.

Directly in front of the dining table, the program team moved a large curved-screen TV and plugged it in.

Director Meng Heng shouted with a small loudspeaker, "Hello, brothers."

"Brother..." The superstars were not happy with this title.

Usually in the entertainment industry, no matter where you go, people around you will respectfully call you 'Brother XX' or 'Teacher XX', have you ever been called a younger brother?

But thinking about it carefully, Meng Heng, the chief director of "Battle on Top", is already in his 40s, while Qiu Nan and Wu Hua, the oldest among them, are just in their early thirties, so there is nothing wrong with their younger brothers.

Director Meng continued to shout, "Today is the first time for everyone to live in the dormitory. In order to let you know each other better, the program team has prepared an introduction video for everyone."

Qi Weiyi picked out the onions one by one from the dish with a toothpick, and said with a sneer, "Oh, I'm so popular, do I still need an introduction?"

Yang Li: "Did you already introduce it when you passed through the tunnel on the top?"

Meng Heng replied, "The tunnel on the top only introduces everyone's name, occupation, and main achievements. But during the recording period, everyone has to live together for three months. So the program group arranged this session to let you know the interesting stories of the friends around you. soul."

"Uh…"

What the director said sounded high-sounding, and it sounded like he had good intentions.

But for some reason, the younger brothers all had an ominous premonition.

After Meng Heng finished the announcement, he handed over the microphone to Xu You and asked him to host.

Xu You stood by the screen, the corners of his mouth crazily raised, "Okay, now, in the order of everyone's seniority, start playing from Mr. Qiu's VCR."

"Wow, Teacher Qiu!"

"Sack of bridge beans! Teacher Qiu is the oldest? I thought it was Brother Yi."

"Brother Jing just has a vicissitudes of life, but Brother Qiu Nan is actually 30 years old."

Come on, I'm the oldest.

Qiu Nan, who was brutally executed in public, took a sip of the table wine silently.

His video started to play, and the time on the screen went back 11 years, dreaming back to the time when Qiu Nan just debuted.

In the huge audition room, the 19-year-old Qiu Nan was indifferent and bored, and his dull voice was clearly repulsive.

"I'm Qiu Nan, I can't act."

The screen suddenly changed, and the highlight scene of Qiu Nan's work "The Shrouded Corpse" appeared.

Through time and across the screen, the tension that belongs to the character still shocks everyone.

In the play, Qiu Nan stands on the rooftop, and the noisy wind blows his shirt.Qiu Nan stared at the young master he was desperately protecting, with gentle and sad eyes.

"Sorry, I can't protect you forever."

"Live on."

After finishing speaking, he fell backwards and resolutely fell from the [-]-meter-high building.

Artists who follow the route of actors, even if they don't know Qiu Nan, will respectfully call him "Teacher Qiu".

Qiu Nan's acting skills are definitely at the ceiling level in the circle.

The screen turned into Qiu Nan's monologue again, and he said with a straight face, "I'm very serious."

As soon as the words fell, the magical bgm of 'Ha↗Ha↘Ha↗Ha↘' was sung on the stereo, and a set of Qiu Nan's selfies magnified countless times appeared on the 65-inch large screen.

The first one: Stand upside down and roll your eyes.

The second picture: using the nostrils to attack the camera.

The third photo: Shot from bottom to top, trying to squeeze out four layers of chin.

The fourth picture: [I am back from digging coal.jpg]

……

"Pfft——" After many years, Qiu Nan saw his black history collection, and spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

The person sitting next to him hastened to protect the food, for fear that Qiu Nan would spray blood into his food, and muttered and complained that the director spread such underworld things while eating.

"Hahahahaha, is Teacher Qiu so magical in taking selfies?"

"Hahahaha help, my abs are laughing!"

"Don't you know? When Qiu Nan first debuted, his selfies were very, very ugly. As a result, not only did he not lose his followers, but his popularity became more and more popular. Now his fans are very calm when they see the black pictures, and even give Heizi a set of Qiu Nan Teacher's selfie."

"Oh my god, it's even more ridiculous to say that hahaha!"

The video was still playing, and Xiao Qiunan, whose face was already swollen, continued, "I don't want to be red."

Qiu Nan rushed over and pressed the pause button, "Enough! Let me go!"

——I am a cute kitten, why do you treat me like this? !

"Okay, okay, I'll cut off the latter part." Xu You said with a suppressed smile, "I believe that after reading the first two paragraphs, everyone already understands Teacher Qiu."

"Yeah, I understand!"

"..."

Qiu Nan sincerely felt that he had obtained social death.

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.

The videos were arranged in order of oldest and youngest, and soon it was Jing Yi's turn.

Mr. Jing Yi was very calm, he thought he had no black history.

As a result, another audition booth appeared on the screen.

Jing Yi's expression slowly froze, and he entered a state of preparation for battle.

After 0.5 seconds, everyone heard an extremely shameful line at the same time.

"Quickly tell me which ward she is in! If you don't tell me, I will blow up your hospital!"

"Is one billion enough? Save her for me!"

"Woman, I order you not to die!"

……

This video is from an audition that Jing Yi attended when he first debuted.

He was born in a major, and has been learning drama performance from a teacher since he was seven years old, and his acting skills are impeccable.

It is precisely because he is impeccable that his performance of the infatuated boss is even more... embarrassing.

Gasu Gasu, the character's IQ is less than double digits, more magical than Qiu Nan's selfie.

"Help, I kind of want to follow this show. Teacher Jing, what's the name of the show?"

"Don't ask." Jing Yi covered his face with a pillow, already crushed, "I only participated in the audition, and I didn't shoot the feature film."

Qiu Nan walked around and patted him sympathetically, "Fortunately, you failed the audition."

"It's not that I didn't pass, I don't want to act." Jing Yi said painfully, "It's too difficult to act a male lead with an IQ below double digits."

There was another burst of wild laughter in the restaurant.

The highlights of the black history were played to 30%. Everyone had finished their dinner, but no one left the restaurant. All the staff enjoyed enjoying the black history of other friends.

A few more episodes were broadcast, and finally it was the turn of the younger brothers under the age of 25.

Qi Sansui was actually the oldest in this age group.

His name appeared on the screen, and the atmosphere in the restaurant suddenly became tense.

Everyone stared at the screen intently, wanting to see how the show crew would kill themselves in front of the little ancestor.

Qi Weiyi lazily leaned against Yang Li, as if his bones had been shaved, and put all his weight on him.

With a pillow in his arms, he looked sleepy, not interested in his black history.

——After all, I am recruiting gangsters every second, and I am already fearless.

It is the strongest to blacken oneself and make others black.

Indeed, Mr. Qi Weiyi has carried out "never forget the original heart" to the fullest. He has been singing and dancing as always since his debut for seven years. He has a difficult personality, and only his face maintains a high standard of business.

In view of the fact that the little ancestor is black history at all times, the program group did not choose certain clips like other people.

Instead, he made a video of ghosts and animals, and through post-processing, Qi Weiyi sang a pretty good song, and even sang and danced.

"Hello, your cosmic superstar is here!"

"I am a well-behaved, kind, quiet and cute little baby."

"I sing and dance very well, all-round ACE."

"My fans call me Dad."

"My fans call me Grandfather."

"I don't do anything at all."

After the first stanza, the people in the restaurant almost died of laughter.

The program group is really awesome, the whole ghost song is all made up except for the beginning without a single sentence of truth.

"Hahahahaha!" Wu Hua covered her stomach with a smile, and leaned forward to interview the client, "Weiwei, how do you feel when you hear this song?"

"Very good, the program group just likes to tell the truth." Qi Weiyi expressed satisfaction, and turned to the program staff and said, "Give me the sound source of this song later, and I have decided to release a single."

As soon as the little ancestor finished speaking, the climax of the whole song came——

"Live in a dream!"

"Live in a dream!"

"Live in a dream!"

"He debuted seven years ago and is still a younger brother."

"Qi Weiyi, you have the ability to hit me~"

At the end of the song, a heartfelt 'I'm fucked' sounded from the crowd.

Program group, you have won.

Program crew, you are cold.

"Who is the younger brother? You are saying it again!" Qi Weiyi immediately regained his energy, dropped his pillow and stood up, squinting his eyes and looking around the entire program group, "Who made this video?"

All the staff of the program group took half a step back, quiet as a chicken, not daring to speak.

"Weiwei," Yang Li tugged at the hem of his clothes, "It's just teasing, don't be so angry, sit down."

Qi Weiyi looked down at him, "You let me sit and I will sit, who are you to me?"

"..." You were drooling on my shoulder just now, why didn't you ask me who you are?

Yang Li reluctantly compromised, "I am your junior brother."

Hearing this, Qi Weiyi took out the gleaming revenge notebook from his pocket, flipped through two pages, and complained in a resentful tone, "One hour and 53 minutes ago, you severed ties with me."

"???" It was accurate to the minute, as expected of you.

Yang Li complained silently in his heart, but on the surface he was sincere, "I was wrong, let's restore the relationship."

Qiu Nan couldn't help complaining, "Why is it like remarriage?"

"Hahahaha! God damn remarried!"

Fortunately, the little angel Yangli was kind and kind, and at the price of self-sacrifice, Qi Weiyi let Qi Weiyi temporarily let the program group go, and wrote this account in the revenge book for five full pages.

Behind Qi Weiyi is Pu Sheng, who is in stark contrast to Qi Weiyi.

Their birthdays are only half a year apart, but their personalities are two extremes.

Every second of Qi Weiyi is black history, no matter when and where, he will always maintain a high profile so that the audience can only see him.

And Pu Sheng doesn't have any dark history. When he first debuted, he didn't even have his own personality, and his sense of existence was close to transparent, so he could be easily buried.

The program team prepared many scattered clips for Pu Sheng. In the video, he always stayed quietly in the corner, like a beautiful background board.

Those trivial pictures ended, the screen went black, and two lines of text slowly emerged.

'Shengsheng, we want to see you shine. '

'Shengsheng, we want to hear your voice. '

Sitting next to Qi Weiyi, Pu Sheng watched the video and nodded in response, "Okay, I will work hard."

Qi Weiyi reached out and stroked his hair, "Good boy, you follow me, the camera must not dare to ignore you."

"Well," Pu Sheng said obediently, "thank you, my lord."

Crowd: ? ? ?

Brother and lord?

Qi Weiyi, you devil, what did you do to our little prince? !