Battle of the top [entertainment circle]

After Qi Weiyi was forcibly woken up by the bgm of the square dance in the morning, she has been lack of energy, and the whole cub is sleepy.

He was wearing a baggy hoodie, with the hood pulled up over his head, his hands in his pockets, and a lollipop in his mouth to coax a child.

Under normal circumstances, as the leader of Group A, he should go to the hotel to wake up the brat now.

As a result, Mr. Qi Weiyi slowly squirmed to the hotel entrance, but was stopped by a hot and beautiful woman.

"Honey, I'm very skilled."

The big beauty is quite unrestrained, passionately kneading the pair of big | breasts that seem to have come out of Two-dimensional, the wave of breasts swaying forced the photographer back three feet, covering his nose hard.

He can already predict how many barrages this material will arouse when the program is broadcast.

Maybe it will be made into animations and small videos, and it will become popular.

——The premise is that if you can pass the trial.

"Try with me~" She made no secret of her coquettishness, and seduced Qi Weiyi openly.

Qi Weiyi's eyes remained calm, he looked the beauty up and down, bit the lollipop in his mouth with a 'click', and pulled out the candy stick.

Facing his indifferent eyes, the beauty felt that she was even better!

God!I am definitely in heaven!

The beauty held her face, her eyes turned pink and she was careful.

Every man on the island is very handsome, with an excellent figure, which is very suitable for him.

Although I don't know why I came to this island in a daze, but since the beauty comes, I will be at ease, and I set a small goal for myself:

From now on, she will have a harem on the island!

If you want to make all the men on the island your own, you need to start with this handsome guy in front of you.

The ideals of foreign beauties are full, ambitious, and obscene.

But reality quickly slapped her.

The handsome man in front of him bit the lollipop into pieces, and spat out a few words from his beautiful lips.

The beauty couldn't understand the meaning, and looked at the translator beside him blankly.

"Cough, cough." The interpreter coughed twice, suppressed the suspicious blush on his face, and translated for her, "He said that he doesn't need to drink milk, thank you."

Of course, Qi Weiyi's original words were not so polite. After the translation was understood, processed, and polished, he told the beauty as tactfully as possible.

The beauty was obviously shocked, she covered her big breasts and fell into deep thought.

While she was thinking about life, Qi Weiyi had already broken free and walked several steps.

The beauty finally came to her senses and yelled at him, "I see, you want me to be your mother!"

Mr. Qi heard and didn't understand, so he didn't respond.

Only the interpreter in the audience could understand her words, and she was covered in cold sweat.

——Mr. Qi Weiyi, please reflect on your mother fan physique.

**

Qi Sansui, who has countless mother fans, entered the hotel slowly, facing 90 lazy children.

Waking up so many lazy children is definitely one of the cruelest criminal laws in human history.

Qi Weiyi was tripped by the big-breasted beauty for a few minutes just now, and when he arrived, the other team members had already entered the hotel ahead of time and started to complete the task.

All of a sudden, up and down the hotel, there was the sound of children crying, crying and calling their father and mother indiscriminately, making all the big men helpless.

Standing in the lobby of the hotel, Qi Weiyi keenly discerned that there was a child smiling happily among the many cries.

"Hahahahahahaha! Don't stop, don't stop, cry a little longer~"

"Come on, come on, are you tired from crying? Come eat a piece of chocolate and continue crying."

"Sister, it's not okay to cry like you just shed tears, you have to cry out."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha, it sounds so good!"

Qi Weiyi: ...

what's the situation?

Could it be that the program team found my daughter who was living in the devil world?

Qi Weiyi turned a corner, walked to the first floor of the hotel, and took a general look at the surrounding environment.

The children lived in standard rooms, with three children in each room, and a staff member who took care of them and put them to bed at night.

Seeing the stars come to do the task, the staff will turn on the invisible function and stop helping.

The guests invited by the poor show group are almost all single, unmarried, big men with no experience in raising cubs.Faced with so many crying children, there is simply nothing to do.

Jing Yi leaned against the wall, covered his ears with one hand, and asked hopelessly, "Who will take care of children? Tell them not to cry!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Weiyi came in from the corridor, probed into the room to have a look, and strode in.

After 2 minutes, the children in the room stopped crying.

Five minutes later, they climbed out of bed obediently, put on their clothes and brushed their teeth quietly.

There was no crying in Jing Yi's ears, and he felt very uncomfortable, so he quickly turned to look at Qi Weiyi.

"What did you do to them?" Jing Yi observed the children vigilantly, afraid that the little ancestor would get angry, so he really held them down and beat them up.

"Didn't do anything. They cried and called their mother, so I made a bet with these little kids." Qi Weiyi sat lazily by the bed, his eyelids rolled up, "I asked them to play boxing games with me, and if they win, let them The program team will send them home, and if they lose, just listen to me obediently."

Qi Weiyi's tone gradually became cheerful, "As you can see, they all lost. Little brats are easy to fool, and it's easy to get it done."

Jing Yi:? ? ?

Indeed, when dealing with crying children who want to go home, we should satisfy them as much as possible, or divert the child's attention.

Qi Weiyi is very smart and can meet these two conditions at the same time.

First promise to send them home if they win the boxing game, satisfy the children's requirements, and then turn their attention to boxing game.

Although children like to cry, they are often pure-hearted and mean what they say.

So after losing the boxing game, he would naturally listen to Qi Weiyi's words.Finding that Qi Weiyi has won three rounds in a row, they will still have a sense of admiration in their hearts, and they will obey this cub.

It's a pity that children are too innocent, and they don't know the evil of adults at all.

——How could they have imagined that there is a 25-year-old devil uncle who can even cheat in rock-paper-scissors.

Relying on his skills of rock-paper-scissors, Qi Weiyi managed to handle most of the children, and he also gained a group of fanboys who followed him as little tails.

Every time he enters a new room, without Qi Weiyi talking, Little Tail will automatically help him build momentum.

"Don't cry, do you dare to bet with this big brother!"

"Come play rock-paper-scissors, you will definitely lose!"

"This brother is very powerful, if you don't believe me, try it."

"As long as you win him, you can go home."

Even without Qi Weiyi taking the initiative, the children would twitch and stretch out their little hands to guess punches with him.

After losing, the little kid will be sad for a few seconds, and then he will be infected by the surrounding atmosphere and become Qi Weiyi's new fan girl.

Jing Yi watched and shook his head.

When you grow up and look back on "Battle on the Top", you will definitely feel that you are so stupid today.

Mr. Qi Weiyi took back so many little followers with a flick of his fingers, and he felt dull in his heart.

The little kid is too easy to fool, not exciting at all.

At this time, a little girl dressed early, wearing a small crown in her hair and wearing a pure white princess dress came to Qi Weiyi.

The little tails found that there was another fish that slipped through the net, and they started to build momentum for Qi Weiyi again.

"Why do you want to guess punches? I don't want to go home." The girl let them instigate, not hooked at all, "I'm the only one at home, and there are so many fun things to do here..."

She paused for a few seconds strangely, then changed her words, "Little friend."

Onlookers: ? ? ?

We seem to have heard a dangerous word, what were you trying to say just now? !

Little Tail didn't expect that someone would not follow the routine, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

However, Qi Weiyi was transparent, and quickly figured out the logic: the little girl didn't cry and call her mother, why should I waste my energy comparing with her?

"Oh, let's go." Qi Weiyi slowly withdrew his hand.

"No, you haven't bet with me yet." The little girl stopped him.

Qi Weiyi stopped and frowned.

The little girl smiled slyly, "If you don't compare with me, I can cry and make trouble now, and I won't go with you."

"Oh?" Qi Weiyi waited for her to continue.

"But I don't play boxing with you. Although I don't know how you did it, it's not fair to me."

The little girl has clear thinking and smooth logic, which deeply admires the adults around her.

Finally some children see through the true face of the devil, congratulations!

Coincidentally, Qi Weiyi also found boxing guessing quite boring, so he rarely cooperated and said, "Okay, what do you want to compare?"

Although the girl is smart, she is still young and not as experienced as Qi Weiyi.

She thought for a while before saying, "Guess the coin."

Qi Weiyi stretched out his hand to Pu Sheng, got a coin from him, and held it in his hand.

"Guess, heads and tails." Qi Weiyi asked.

"Wait!" Knowing that he is powerful, the little girl said cautiously, "I'll throw it! And, two wins out of three."

"Okay." Qi Weiyi handed over the coin.

"front back?"

"You throw it up first."

The little girl tossed the coin first according to his intention.

Qi Weiyi glanced and said casually, "Front."

Soon, the coin fell and it turned out to be heads.

"..." The little girl realized that this game was unfair again.

"You mustn't look!" she ordered.

"Okay." Qi Weiyi turned around cooperatively, completely obeying the rules of the game she made.

The little girl moved away on purpose and tossed the coin again.

Qi Weiyi listened to the wind, and said firmly again, "positive."

The coin fell, and sure enough, it was heads again.

The little girl didn't know what to do.

I have already lost two rounds, completely losing the possibility of winning.

Qi Weiyi walked over slowly and picked up the coin in her hand.

"I'll throw it this time, you guess. As long as you guess right, you win." He showed mercy and offered a possibility of a comeback.

"Really?" the girl looked at the coin and said hesitantly, "I guess tails, no... heads, no tails!"

Seeing that the girl was in a difficult situation, the surrounding staff also gave her advice.

"The previous two times were heads, this time it should be tails."

"Don't use common sense to judge Qi Weiyi, it may be positive this time."

"If you were Weiwei, would you throw heads or tails?"

"Is it hard to guess? Let me tell you." Qi Weiyi tossed the coin high and said at the same time, "The answer is, the middle."

The coin fell from a high altitude, rolled on the floor, and turned dozens of times in place.

Then, maintaining an upright position, come to a slow stop.

Really stop in the middle.

The girl stared at the coin, squinted her eyes for a while, and suddenly smiled.

"Brother!" She raised her face and sweetly called Qi Weiyi, "Brother, you are so amazing, can you teach me?"

This girl is smart, she knew she couldn't beat her, so she chose to worship the enemy as her teacher.

Able to bend and stretch, a role model for our generation.

"Such a little trick, of course I can teach you. However, in the next few days..."

The little girl smiled sweetly, "I will be obedient."

"Who made you behave?" Qi Weiyi sneered, "A well-behaved child is so boring, make trouble for me."

Onlookers: ? ? ?

The big devil meets the little devil, it's over!

**

At 08:30, half an hour had passed since the set time stipulated by the program group, and all the people involved in the recording arrived at the set point in a hurry.

The official competition has not yet started, and the faces of the younger brothers showed different degrees of depression, especially in group B.

Members of Group B searched the entire Huxin Island like a treasure hunt, and finally got together 90 foreign friends.

The chicken and the duck talked with each other and tried their best to make them understand the meaning, and obediently come to the designated place to gather.

"I want to retire." Group B members said desperately.

"Me too..." Someone echoed weakly.

Even the little angel Yang Li, who is always full of energy and hardworking, has the idea of ​​retiring from the competition at this moment.

But what makes Group B gratified is that the other two groups are not much better than them.

Needless to say, Group A is full of bear kids. The seven or eight-year-old kids are at the age of "dogs are disgusted". No more than three seconds.

Qi Weiyi thought they were making a fuss, so he hid far behind the camera and ate the snacks prepared by the program crew for the little kids.

The members of group A originally wanted to call him back, but after thinking about it, the task of waking up today was almost all done by the little ancestor, so they allowed him to continue to be lazy.

This cub Qi Weiyi is amazing, he is so self-willed and arrogant, but no matter where he goes, everyone is willing to treat him as a group favorite.

Compared with the crying and noisy areas in Group A, Group C is much calmer on the surface, and the time is peaceful and joyful.

However, carefully observing the expressions of the members of Group C, it seems that they are not so happy.

"You young people nowadays, you really can't do it. What does it sound like to lie at home and play with your mobile phone every day?"

"Wake up early tomorrow, and Auntie will take you to dance the big Yangko together!"

"The young man looks quite upright, how old is he? Do you have a date now?"

"I see that your Yintang is black, and it's probably bewitched. I'll draw a talisman for you later, and after you burn it, soak it in rice wine and drink it to keep you safe!"

"Don't mention your broken talismans, they are useless at all. Let me tell you a secret recipe, you catch a mouse tonight, dig out its heart and swallow it alive..."

The younger brother of the 'bewitched' shivered, "No, I think being bewitched is fine."

"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!" Group A's cries floated over the island in the middle of the lake.

"%@#%￥@%@..." Ji Li Gua from Group B was also floating in the sky.

"Are you already 28 years old? You're not young anymore. If you were in ancient times, you could be a grandfather at your age." The chatterers of Group C floated up and squeezed a place.

Amidst the noise, Xu You appeared kindly like a savior.

He held up Meng Heng's small trumpet and yelled to attract everyone's attention.

"Hi! Welcome to "Battle on the Top"!" Xu You shouted at the top of his voice in order to suppress their voices, "Everyone, little friends, big friends, old friends. Please be quiet for a while, and listen to me for you! Explain the rules of the first round of the game."

Everyone gave the host a lot of face, and the voice was really quiet.

After the foreign friends collectively put on the simultaneous interpretation headsets, Xu You cleared his throat and officially began to explain the rules of the first round of competition.

"The first round is the battle of powder absorption ability. The total process lasts 14 days and is divided into three rounds, of which the competition time is 12 days, and there is one day of rest in the middle of each round."

"In this round of competition, the guests will get along with the judges from the three camps specially invited by the program group. Each camp spends four days together to complete the schedule of the program group."

"On the 15th day, all the judges will combine their personal experience in the past [-] days to select five favorite guests. In each group, they will be sorted according to the number of votes. The bottom two will stop at this."

"At the same time, the feature film of "Battle on the Top" will be broadcast next Saturday, and the voting channel for each of you will be opened when it is broadcast. On-site voting and online voting will be added at a ratio of seven to three, and the group with the most votes will be , has a resurrection quota."

Xu You repeated the total rules and confirmed to everyone, "Do you understand?"

The child raised his hand high, "I didn't understand!"

The old people collectively put on a deaf look, "What is it?"

Not to mention foreign friends, such a long list, the translation in the headset is too late.

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand," Xu You summed up simply and rudely, "You just need to enjoy your life on Huxin Island. When you leave, just choose your five favorite contestants. If you don't like them, you don't have to vote. "

"Oh, I understand." The old woman nodded.

"Okay, then I will continue to introduce the task format." Xu You picked up the card in his hand again, "Our first round of competition will be conducted in the form of a campus simulation. The program team has prepared classrooms for you. The children's group enters the small class classroom, There are all kinds of toys and snacks inside. The international friend group enters the middle class classroom, which has the trendy equipment you are interested in. The old grandmother group enters the large class classroom. We have carefully prepared teahouses, storytelling books, and set up a stage. You will definitely like it. "

"Today is the first day for everyone to come to Huxin Island. We definitely need to get to know each other and get to know each other. So the first task the program team assigned to my brother was to introduce myself."

"What kind of mission is this?" Wu Hua felt very at a loss.

He debuted for more than ten years, and every time he participated in an event, he would report his name.

Self-introduction is as common as eating and drinking for celebrities.

Xu You: "Don't worry, today's self-introduction is different from the past. You can't publicly say the names of yourself and your team members. If a judge asks 'what's your name', you can tell him in private, and you can't let other people listen to it." arrive."

"what?!"

What kind of devil task is this?

"To become a star, of course you have to have your own memories, so that people want to know you." Xu You continued, "At the end of today, we will arrange a quiz for each class, so that the judges... no, Now it should be said that the students in the three classes of big, middle and small will take the test, and connect the pictures and names of each of you."

"The younger brother with the highest correct rate in each group will directly have a favorite ticket. The individual votes you earn in the process will be directly added to the total score."

At this point, everyone understands.

Although when everyone enters the show, the popularity varies from high to low.But the program group has been reshuffled to give everyone a chance to start over.

Even if the player's initial popularity is slightly weak, it is possible to counterattack the highly popular player by working hard to earn as many favorite votes as possible.

And the competition system of the program group looks like a devil.

In fact, every link is the epitome of the real entertainment industry, and it is a test of their ability to attract fans.If you want to survive in the entertainment industry, you must pass the test!

I have to say that the director and the planner made "Battle on the Top" so full of gunpowder without a stage, which is really amazing.

"The first round is about to start, and the final countdown is five seconds."

"five--"

The 27 guests looked at each other and became serious by coincidence.

"Four--"

Everyone entered the state of preparation, followed the location indicated by the program group, and looked towards the three classrooms.

"three--"

The three team leaders who bear the expectations of everyone came to the front and took over the flags of each group from Meng Heng.

"two--"

Xu You counted down to the last count, and officially announced, "The battle on top begins!"

As soon as the words fell, the three groups immediately took action and walked towards their respective teams.

Some people with quick hands and feet have already started to move on the way to the classroom.

"Grandma, I'll support you." The members of Group C graciously supported the grandma, showing a charming smile with eight teeth, "Go slowly, don't fall."

"What are you supporting? I have good legs and feet!" The old lady pushed him away, and pointed to the person with his hands in his pockets diagonally in front of him, "Let me ask you, what's the name of that young man."

"..." The team members who helped the old lady were heartbroken for a moment, and looked at the staff as if they were asking for help.

The staff replied, "In this case, you have to answer his name."

"Okay," the team member was even more frustrated, and reluctantly answered, "Grandma, his name is Rong Qing."

"Rong Qing, what a good name, let's make a pair with my youngest daughter." The old lady smiled cheerfully, then glared at the team members who supported her, "Don't call me grandma, I'm only 60 this year, you call me old!"

The old man next to him interrupted and said, "You will be 64 this year."

"Sixty! Sixty!" shouted the old woman.

Everyone understands that no matter what age women want to be younger.

Aging is always taboo.

In Group B next door, Yang Li led everyone to the classroom.

He didn't do anything, and several people came over to ask for their names.

"Baby, you are so charming." The hot and beautiful woman winked at him, and before she could say a second sentence, she was forcibly isolated by the staff.

"yang~" A tall man with blond hair and blue eyes approached and communicated with Yang Li in substandard English, "Are you a singer? What songs have you sung?"

"I have released a few albums. If you are interested, I can lend them to you." Yang Li is fluent in English than men, and can guarantee smooth communication between the two.

"Oh, I want a MV!" the blond man demanded.

Yang Li replied, "Okay, there are MVs."

"Wow!" The blond man cheered and praised enthusiastically in his native language, "You are so cute, I really want to turn you into my exclusive little baby."

"Huh?" Yang Li couldn't understand him when he changed his mother tongue, and his face was full of bewilderment.

"Hey, hello!" Another one was added to the poor staff's key care object.

It's all due to Mr. Yang Li, who has such a pure personality, yet he has a beautiful, seductive, lustful goblin face, and he can take both men and women.

Hey, please stop giving off your charms.

As for Group A, Qi Weiyi, who was the complete opposite of Yang Li, had a pure and harmless appearance, and was surrounded by fanboys and girls.

"Brother, what's your name?" A child understood the rules and asked Qi Weiyi for his name.

For others, this is a dream opportunity.However, Qi Weiyi's bad taste broke out, and he just refused to answer honestly.

"You guess, I'll tell you if you guess right."

The child was not convinced, "If I guess right, you don't need to tell me."

Qi Weiyi's logic was perfect, and he went straight to him, "Then if you guess wrong, you will never know my name."

The kid thought about it for a while, and this was the reason, and he couldn't help but feel sad.

Guessing that they were almost sad, Qi Weiyi said mercifully, "Well, let's play a few games. As long as you win once, I will tell you a word."

The innocent kid immediately jumped into the trap, "Okay, okay, what game?"

Qi Weiyi replied, "Doll game. From now on, you are all dolls, you are not allowed to speak or move. As long as you can persist for four days, you will win."

"Weiwei!" Jing Yi couldn't bear to listen anymore, and jumped out to stop him, "Please stop your devilish behavior! Let the kid go!"