Battle of the top [entertainment circle]

At eight o'clock in the morning, the alarm clock next to the bed jingled.

On the small children's bed, a corner of the quilt was lifted, and a small hand stretched out from the inside, groping in a daze to turn off the alarm clock.

Then, he turned over under the blanket and continued to sleep soundly.

"Meow~" A beautiful orange cat appeared outside, gracefully climbed up the window sill, squeezed open the half-closed window, and jumped to the side of the bed.

"Meow~" The cat lightly touched the little boy's sleeping face with its meat pad.

The little boy was still asleep and unresponsive.

The cat's eyes became sharp immediately, it showed its claws, and scratched his ear.

A child's skin is thin, even without much effort, it is enough to make him feel pain.

The boy said 'ah', covered his ears and sat up, with teary eyes, looking like he was going to cry or not.

He screamed too loudly, and the mother who was preparing breakfast outside raised her voice and asked, "Li Li, what's wrong?"

"Mom, the cat scratched me, it hurts so much!" The strong man immediately dropped a few golden peas and complained to his mother crying.

Mom walked in and looked at Yang Li's ears, "It's not scratched, it just wakes you up."

As he said that, he began to scold again, "You will become a child in the top class of kindergarten today, and you are still lying in bed, shy. The other children in your kindergarten must have woken up early."

"I don't want to go to school..." Yang Li's little girl squinted her mouth, got down on the crib, washed her face and brushed her teeth under the urging of her mother.

While brushing his teeth in front of the mirror, Yang Li suddenly thought: Has my classmate woke up already?

No way, there are a few slobs in the class who are late every day.

I have to tell my mother later, I am not lazy, I am already very diligent.

At the same time, on the other side of the city, a sleeping slob sneezed.

He opened his eyes in a daze, muttered something, and closed them again.

Curled up, hugging the little doll in his arms, he rubbed his whole body, looking very comfortable.

However, this comfort did not last long.The door of the children's room was pushed open, and a beautiful woman walked in from the outside, calling him softly, "Baby, Weiwei, it's time to get up, I'm going to be late for kindergarten."

The little boy didn't seem to hear it, and lay motionless on the small bed.

Mom continued to call him, "I know you're awake, don't pretend to be asleep."

The child opened one eye, stretched out his little hand, and pressed it to his mother's mouth.

"Weiwei needs to sleep, mom is so noisy." He complained, like a kitten dissatisfied with the nagging of the excrement shovel officer, holding the owner's mouth with a meat pad.

Mother grabbed Zai Zai's hand and continued to reason with him, "But Wei Wei should go to kindergarten."

"Kindergarten is on holiday today."

"Really? Why didn't the kindergarten teacher tell me?"

"He told me."

Mom: "Then I'll call the teacher and ask if I have a holiday today."

"How can you do this? You don't believe in the baby!" Qi Weiyi immediately got up, with an accusing expression, "Our relationship is broken."

"Baby, that's not the way to break up a relationship. It can only be regarded as a crisis of trust." Mom helped him tidy up his messy hair, "Hey, mom trusts you."

His baby is still young, and his lying skills are not very good.

A mother, of course, can tell at a glance and firmly believes that he is lying.

The baby didn't know his mother's tricks, raised his face, and asked excitedly, "Then I don't have to go to kindergarten today?"

My mother smiled, "Go."

The little baby immediately wrinkled his face, as if he had been greatly wronged.

Mom rubbed his hair and said, "Hey, go and brush your teeth, Mom baked you muffins."

The little baby who didn't get enough sleep was still a little dissatisfied when he heard the first half of the sentence.But after hearing the second half of the sentence, his eyes opened immediately.

"Wow! Muffins! I want to add a lot of honey~" As he said, he wanted to run out excitedly.

Fortunately, my mother had quick eyes and quick hands, and grabbed the collar of his pajamas, "Wash your hands and brush your teeth before eating!"

"Okay..." The baby reluctantly went to wash up.

The muffins my mother baked are delicious, fragrant and soft.After drizzled with honey, take a bite, the sweet taste fills the whole mouth, and the baby's mood immediately improves.

But the good mood didn't last for a few minutes.

After breakfast, Dad asked him to carry a small schoolbag and send the baby to school.

Poor baby, he dares to act coquettishly with his mother, but he dare not tell his father 'I don't want to go to kindergarten today'.

Because Dad is tall and looks fierce, and losing his temper is super scary.

The cowardly little baby could only carry his schoolbag, and frantically stuff snacks into the schoolbag before going out.

Candy, biscuits, jelly, chocolate, stuffed until the small school bag is bulging, and then they are willing to stop.

These snacks are bought by my father.

Hmph, you actually forced your lovely baby to go to kindergarten.

I want to eat poor you!

With that in mind, he prepared to carry his small schoolbag.

Well, it's so heavy...

There are too many snacks, and the baby can't handle them.

The delicate baby frowned, aggrieved.

Suddenly, a big hand stretched out from behind and picked up his schoolbag.

"Let's go." Dad held his schoolbag in one hand and his son in the other, and walked to the garage.

He opened the rear door first, fastened the child seat for his son, put the schoolbag next to him, and then sat in the driver's seat.

Through the rearview glass, he saw his son open his schoolbag, take out a pack of small biscuits, and gnaw on them, making the car full of biscuit crumbs.

I have to wash the car when I get home.

Dad thought:

It seems that Weiwei likes this biscuit very much, I will buy him more next time.

The little slob got up too late in the morning, and when he arrived at the kindergarten, he was late as expected.

The teacher was not surprised by his lateness, and was very peaceful when he heard the excuse of 'the child got up late'.

"Okay, try not to be late next time." The kindergarten teacher said, "Weiwei will be in the big class this year. The teacher will teach you to learn pinyin, word recognition, addition and subtraction. If you don't come to school, you won't be able to learn knowledge."

"However, I already knew pinyin and counting." Qi Weiyi said with distaste, "When I was in the elementary school, I had already memorized the multiplication formulas. Idiots don't know how to add and subtract."

The teacher taught him, "Weiwei, don't curse people."

A few minutes later, Qi Weiyi walked into the classroom and found that there was really a fool.

His deskmate Yang Li was sitting there, trying to break his fingers.

"Three minus two equals..." Yang Li compared three with one hand and two with the other.

Then he looked at his fingers, feeling a little embarrassed.

Mathematics is so difficult. He feels that three minus two can be equal to 3, 2, 5, or even the whole world.

Qi Weiyi sat next to him eating jelly, licked a mouthful of jelly, and looked at Yang Li pityingly.

Three minus two can be calculated for most of the day, and it can be equal to the whole world, but it is not equal to one.

My deskmate is probably not a little fool.

Yang Li calculated the whole class, and finally learned the extremely difficult 3 minus 2.

He smiled happily, as if he had won the Nobel Prize in Mathematics, although Nobel did not set this award.

"Weiwei!" Yang Li put away his math textbook, and took out a thin music textbook from his schoolbag, "I'm going to learn to sing in the next class, so quickly take out your textbook."

"Textbooks? What textbooks?" Qi Weiyi opened his schoolbag, and there were only snacks in it. He disliked that the textbooks took up space, so he took them all out.

"It's wrong for you to do this." Yang Li corrected him in a milky voice, "You have to use textbooks in class."

Qi Weiyi thought it made sense, "Yes, give me your textbook."

"Okay." Yang Li handed him the textbook, feeling happier that he had done a good deed.

As a result, in the second class, the singing teacher walked in and found that Yang Li didn't have a textbook, so he asked him to stand up.

"Little Yangli, where are your textbooks? The teacher told everyone yesterday that they should bring their textbooks."

"I..." Yang Li looked at Qi Weiyi.

Qi Weiyi winked at him, "Don't confess me, or the teacher will make me stand up."

After finishing speaking, he pretended to be weak and wronged, "The teacher is so fierce, and I am so scary."

The teacher was a little depressed when he heard their whispers.

Am I fierce?

"Okay." Yang Li felt a sense of responsibility spontaneously, and said to the teacher, "I didn't bring any textbooks."

"Okay, remember to bring it next time." The teacher didn't intend to embarrass the kindergarten children, so he said, "This lesson teaches "Two Tigers". You and your deskmate should use the same book."

"Teacher, I can sing "Two Tigers"!" Yang Li liked to sing since he was a child, and he listened very well.

He sang "Two Tigers" in its entirety, and all the students in the class applauded him.Although his voice is very soft, it sounds like "Two Little Milk Tigers", but it is really nice.

"Wow~" Qi Weiyi also thought it sounded good.

Although my deskmate is clumsy, there are still advantages.

"Very good, sit down with Yang Li, is there any other students who can sing "Two Tigers"?" The art teacher taught the big class on the first day, and called a name casually, "The student next to Yang Li, come and try .”

"Ah! No!" The kid Jing Yi who was sitting in front suddenly yelled, covering his ears and trembling.

The other students reacted and also put on a posture as if they were facing a big enemy.

Little girl Wu Hua even got under the table in an attempt to escape reality.

what happened?

The teacher didn't quite understand.

Soon, he understood.

Because Qi Weiyi started singing.

The voice was shrill, as if there was a chainsaw in his throat, and the voice he sang was like a death call from the depths of hell.

The teacher patted his chest, almost out of his body from fright.

This child has such courage at such a young age.If he develops a bit, I'm afraid he can really scare people to death with his singing.

too frightening.

"Teacher, how is my singing?" Little Qi Weiyi sang a song, brazenly asking for praise.

"That..." The teacher met his beautiful eyes, couldn't bear to tell the truth, gritted his teeth and said against his conscience, "It's okay."

"I think I sing very well." The baby didn't force the count at all, and ran to the front, grabbed Jing Yi's hand, lifted Wu Hua out from under the table, and asked them how they sang.

Wu Hua and Jing Yi were in a dilemma and didn't know how to answer.

Qi Weiyi said, "Didn't you hear clearly just now? I can sing it again."

Jing Yi: "No, no, no!"

Wu Hua: "It sounds good!"

Beside, the teacher looked dumbfounded.

He has taught so many children, and he has never encountered this type.

Baby, are you a devil?

In the big class of kindergarten, everyone is dominated by the devil.

There was only a certain neglected corner, a little boy with fair skin sitting quietly like a porcelain doll.

His dark brown eyes are beautiful, without any emotion, like amber that has been silent for thousands of years, beautiful but no one can understand it.

Suddenly, someone broke into his barrier.

Qi Weiyi lay down in front of his desk and asked persistently, "Hey, do you think I sing well?"

The porcelain doll said honestly, "It doesn't sound good."