Battle of the top [entertainment circle]

Mr. Qi Weiyi is super good at being lazy.

Three-quarters of this year has passed, however, Qi Weiyi is lazy half of the time.

Before recording "Battle on the Top", he took a long vacation for himself on the grounds that "the next recording will be very hard", and went to a freezing place in the summer to escape the heat.

During the holidays, the cub's business frequency is very low. A microblog posting a comment in three days is considered a favorite fan, and occasionally there is no one in a week.

Later, when "Battle on the Top" was recorded, although Sui Wei could absorb more fresh materials, the business frequency of his family did not increase.

The hundreds of millions of users who follow Qi Weiyi can only look forward to it every day, waiting for Zai Zai to post on Weibo.

Pay special attention as soon as the sound rang, countless solos rushed over quickly, and then...

Full of question marks.

[Zai Zai took a photo with Yi Yi?Why do I look...not quite right]

[Wei Wei, what's wrong with you?Are you in a bad state? 】

[Are you a fake fan upstairs?The one next to Yiyi is obviously not Weiwei]

[Case solved, it's Brother Qiu Nan]

[Oh, so this is a group photo of Yiyi and Qiu Maomao, why does Qiu Maomao dress up as Weiwei? 】

[I just came back from the next door, I heard that there is an imitation makeup competition on the island, Li Li and Wu Xiaohua imitate each other, absolutely amazing]

[Aww, it turned out to be imitation makeup, no wonder I think Weiwei in the photo is a bit strange (fan Ji kept it)

[I recognized Yiyi and Qiu Maomao at first sight, I'm awesome! 】

[Keep fan membership +1]

[………You all have lost your fans, okay?Waiting to be dismissed in batches]

【Why? 】

【Sisters, open your eyes and see, is that Yiyi】

【? ? ? 】

【! ! ! 】

[Fuck, it turned out to be Weiwei! 】

[I didn't recognize it in a daze, I'm guilty]

A few minutes later, Zai Zai sent a comment.

Qi Weiyi V: In just a few minutes, countless Duwei lost their fans.

Duwei: ...

The water of the West Lake is my tears.

Today is cloudy, the sun did not rise all morning.

In the afternoon, the outdoors were still muddy, so we could only record indoor projects.

In the past few recordings, even for indoor projects, Meng Heng can bring everyone together and do something.

But not now.Because the final battle is the ultimate test of the star's personal charm. Simply put, it is to seduce the opponent's fans to climb the wall.

Each group of judges is a die-hard fan who has been chasing stars for several years, some even for more than ten years.

They love their favorite idols deeply and cannot extricate themselves.In order to prevent them from seeing their idols, they are too emotional and forget to be a judge.The program team must separate the judges from their masters, and try their best to keep them sober and calm.

At present, the withdrawal period has just begun, and the judges must not be allowed to meet with the master.

Therefore, the indoor recording in the afternoon was carried out separately.

After waking up from the afternoon nap, the artists had already removed their make-up and entered their respective classrooms one after another to start their business.

Of course, some people did not open it.But it's not a big problem, being forced to open is still considered open.

When each star entered the classroom, he held an extra task card with the logo of the program group in his hand.

Meng Heng Qian reminded Wan Wan: You must enter the classroom before you can open the task card.

"What kind of mission is it? It's so mysterious." Chu Huai said for a long time just now, but he didn't guess the content of the mission.

Entering the classroom, you can finally open the task card.

He opened the envelope, glanced at it roughly, and there were only a few lines of words on it.

Seeing clearly the content on the task card, Mr. Chu Huai froze.

Not only Chu Huai, but all the celebrities froze.

On the small white card, Director Meng wrote a line crookedly:

I haven't thought about the content of the task. This afternoon, you can arrange it yourself.

……

Director Meng, can we hire a screenwriter?

"Brother Huai," the judge below asked him, "What task is it? Is it difficult?"

"It's not difficult." Chu Huai put the task card back and forced a smile, "Let's hold a small party."

"Huh?" The judge was a little confused.

"It's like the high school students' New Year's Eve party, is that okay?" Chu Huai discussed with them, "From the beginning of the recording of "Battle on the Top" to now, there have been four rounds in total, and four batches of judges have been changed. But the judges have changed Instead, the camera is always facing us, and there is no chance for you to show it."

Chu Huai smiled and said, "It's not fair. Everyone here is beautiful, handsome, and has various talents, right?"

"Yup!"

"Who in the rice circle doesn't have a skill?"

"Isn't blowing rainbow farts a talent?"

"Forget it! Of course it does!" Chu Huai immediately said, "It's not difficult to praise people, but it's not easy to boast about your level and literary talent."

"I can imitate Rong Qing's dancing."

'Papapa——' Chu Huai applauded him immediately, "Qingqing dances so beautifully, I've long wanted to watch it again."

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's start the gala!"

"Pull the table away first to make room in the middle."

"I still have to make blackboard newspapers, who can write chalk?"

"..."

The judges of the Chuhuai team got busy and prepared to organize the party.

In front of the monitor, the main creator of the program group couldn't help giving a thumbs up.

It effectively fills up the blank time, Brother Huai is too good at tidying up.

In fact, this link, on the surface, seemed to be a recording accident caused by Meng Heng.

In fact, the main creative team knew that Meng Heng had pnB and pnC at hand, but he was useless, and left the time to the stars.

The on-the-spot adaptability is also the way to show the charm of a star.

From the perspective of the outside world, each of them is a popular traffic, a big star who is far away.But in Meng Heng's eyes, they are all real people with their own opinions, ideas, and ways of dealing with the world.

They shouldn't be tied down, planned out, and always doing things.Occasionally, let this group of people show their most essential selves.

Another monitoring screen broadcast the situation of Yangli classroom in real time.

Yang Li sang very well, and everyone took it for granted that at this time, he took the opportunity to hold an afternoon song meeting to perfectly fill in the gaps and harvest fans.

The results of it?

Yang Li is in the parenting lecture.

That's right, a young idol who is only 24 years old, has never been a father, and is barely a teenager.

I am talking about parenting to a group of judges who are about 30 years old, have a successful career and a happy family.

"I didn't like going to school in elementary school or junior high school either. I thought it was hard work." Yang Li sighed, "No one likes going to school, right?"

"Uh..." The judges who are already parents don't know how to answer.

"But your grades are very good." The judge changed the subject.

"Because my parents and teachers are very good and have adopted appropriate education methods." Yang Li replied, "I have loved singing and listening to music since I was a child, and my parents will encourage me in this regard. Buy me a CD of my favorite singer. I will be sent to learn piano as soon as I get better in the exam. Every goal they set is difficult, but it is not difficult to achieve. So after I work hard to achieve the goal, everyone is very happy. School In the school, the teacher asked me to be a cultural and sports committee member, and every chorus and party will think of me, and my classmates often praise me for singing well. As time goes by, I feel that going to school is a happy thing.”

Judge: "However, I also sent my child to learn piano, and I also set goals for him. Why is he still disobedient?"

Yang Li: "Not every child likes to sing, and not every child likes to play the piano. There is a saying that interest is the best teacher, and you must learn to teach students in accordance with their aptitude. For example, if he likes animation, you can promise him that he will take the test. Buy him a wife figure for as many points as you can. Don’t set the goal too high, let the children feel that they can achieve it with ‘hard work’.”

"Oh, I got it!"

"Also, you hope that your children will become dragons, and you enroll your children in many interest classes, so that they take up all their rest time from morning to night, so that it is easier for them to have a rebellious mentality." Yang Li concluded, "Interests should not be burden."

"Makes sense."

"Yang Li, you are very experienced. When are you going to be a father?"

"Being a father? It's nothing!" Yang Li waved his hands immediately, "I can't even take care of myself, so don't harm the children."

Yang Li thought of the succulents, cacti, little goldfishes, and many innocent animals and plants that he raised to death.

I am only suitable for theory, and I will be cold when I get started, so let the children go.

A few walls away, Qi Weiyi was still playing games, using Jingyi's game console.

Jing Yi has no talent in playing games. After trying several times, he couldn't play the eighth level, so he simply lent the machine to Qi Weiyi and let him play it thoroughly.

The judges sat dryly for a few minutes, and began to attract Qi Weiyi's attention by coughing, sneezing and a series of methods.

Attracted for a long time, to no avail.

"Weiwei!" The judge finally couldn't bear it any longer and called out to stop Qi Weiyi, "Let's talk, don't you feel bored after sitting like this for an afternoon?"

"I don't think so." Qi Weiyi shook the game console in his hand, "I can play games."

"I gave it to Yiyi... Forget it, you just have to have fun." The judges had given up struggling, "But you have a game console, we don't, we are boring."

Qi Weiyi: "Then play games with me."

The judges found it ridiculous, "There are so many people, how can they play games?"

"There is a way. I'll get a computer first." Qi Weiyi finally put down the game console, asked the field controller for a computer, and projected it on the screen.

Everyone stared at him eagerly, wanting to see what kind of cosmic-level difficult game Qi Weiyi would find, but ten people were actually needed to play with him.

As a result, Qi Weiyi opened a small game website, which was full of small puzzle games that were popular more than ten years ago.

Qi Weiyi clicked a few times and hit the Enter key.

After a few minutes, the search results appear on the screen:

Tetris

???

Tetris?

"Weiwei, did you make a mistake?"

"No." Qi Weiyi entered the game and explained to them seriously, "This is not ordinary Tetris, but the "Battle on the Top" version of Tetris. From now on, we will give each cube a name."

"For example, a group of two small squares is called Wu Xiaohua. The long one is called Qiu Maomao. The one that is crooked to the left is called Yang Lili. The one that is slanted to the right is called Pu Shengsheng."

Judge: ? ? ?

What's the point?

Soon, they discovered that they were too naive.

Qi Weiyi started playing Tetris, while playing and broadcasting live.

"Ah, Yang Lili has fallen! He's on top of Qiu Maomao. Wu Xiaohua is here, and he's stuck between Yang Lili and Qiu Maomao. Make room, Pu Shengsheng applies to join."

The judges were shocked.

Can you drive on this broken road?

The author has something to say: Yang Li: No one knows how to raise children better than me (actually no children)

Qi Weiyi: No one knows how to engage in pornography better than me (in fact, the mother list)

Thank you Ling Yan and Ye Yan for the overlord ticket!Thank you for all the nourishment!