Battle of the top [entertainment circle]

"Did you catch it?"

"No, are there really crabs in this lake?"

"Absolutely! Before I came here, I was told that hairy crabs are grown in this area of ​​water, and the crabs produced are very fat... It's so delicious that my mouth is watering."

"There are hairy crabs! Hurry up and catch them!"

The information received by the younger brothers is not wrong. There are indeed many plump and fresh hairy crabs in the nearby waters.

Autumn has just entered, and it is almost the season of eating crabs. The hairy crabs are fresh and plump, with a full yellow cream.

But they don't know that crab farmers have rich experience, and they use thin nets to encircle the territory in the water to restrict the crabs' activities, and the hairy crabs can't climb out of the inherent barrier at all.

Occasionally a few slip through the net, or they are lively and vigorous and can be used as a thousand.Either it is too small to get out of the hole.

More than [-] big stars fished for more than half an hour, but they didn't even catch a crab hair.Instead, I became addicted to playing with water, and everyone got wet with passion.

The barrage took screenshots crazily, and called out experts.

[Ah, ah, let me lick Wu Xiaohua's chest muscles! 】

[Jing Yi, why are you wearing a white shirt!Wearing a white shirt and playing wet play!I'm suing you with premeditated murder! 】

[Why do I only have two eyes?So many handsome guys don’t know who to lick]

[Can Yang Li's husband learn from your roommate?Yiyi is already wearing a white shirt, why are you wearing a black cloth bag]

[Don't talk about my Li Li!The child is young and knows how to protect himself outside. My mother's fans are very pleased! 】

[Yang Li actually has a mother fan?I thought his fans wanted to sleep with him]

[That's for sure, if you don't believe me, you let Yang Li off, the loudest chicken in the bullet screen belongs to Li Li's family]

[Wei Wei and Li Li's twin burdens are so difficult, Li Li covers them tightly, Wei Wei doesn't go into the water at all, hey]

[Thanks to Weiwei, let us see the wonderful wet body (not), the crab catching competition, but what should he do if he can't eat crabs at noon? 】

[Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo of crabs]

An hour passed by tick-tock, Qi Weiyi glanced lazily at the timer, slowly got up from the recliner, stretched his body and stretched his waist.

"Have you caught it yet?" Qi Weiyi asked.

"Uh..." The younger brothers, who are usually high-spirited, are now more and more listless.

"Then go back to eat, I'm hungry." Qi Weiyi didn't complain, and turned to go back to the dormitory.

Wu Hua followed behind and asked, "But we didn't catch any crabs, what do you have for lunch?"

Qi Weiyi: "Oh, eat whatever you have."

Hearing Zai Zai's answer and looking at his retreating back, everyone felt a little bit of guilt in their hearts.

Although the little ancestor is usually self-willed and willful, in the final analysis, the opportunity for today's crab catching competition is because Qi Weiyi helped everyone solve the breakfast problem.

However, they couldn't even satisfy their children's wish to eat crabs.

The big stars are trembling and trembling in their hearts, because of guilt, they love Qi Weiyi madly, and then produce a strange...love?

——My cub is so pitiful, Dad will definitely buy you crabs to eat after he goes out!

"Weiwei, don't go yet!" Yang Li picked up the fish basket he had placed in the deep water before, and excitedly called Qi Weiyi, "I have it, I have it!"

"Ah? Congratulations!" Qi Weiyi stopped in his tracks and said sincerely, "I'm going to drink the full moon wine?"

"What full moon wine? What nonsense are you talking about!" Yang Li glared at him a few times, then ran over with the fish reel in hand, "I caught a crab."

"Wow, let me have a look!" Qi Weiyi excitedly leaned over, put his cheeks to Yang Li's, and looked into the fish basket together.

The fish baskets made of bamboo strips have many gaps through which light can penetrate.

With a ray of light, Qi Weiyi saw that there was indeed a small hairy crab with teeth and claws at the bottom of the fish basket.

Fingernails are so small.

Steaming is also a waste of gas resources.

"Although it's a bit small now," Yang Li said uncertainly because he has negative experience in raising creatures, "it should be able to grow up, right? If it grows up, it can be eaten."

Qi Weiyi's tone was suddenly contrived, "Crabs and crabs are so cute, how can you eat crabs and crabs, you are so cruel!"

"???" Yang Li was disgusted by him, "Shut up, I'll let him go."

"How can I do that?" Qi Weiyi reached into the fish basket, grabbed a small crab, held it in his palm and said, "It will be my new pet from now on, and its name is baabaa."

"What?"

"Yes, because you caught it." Qi Weiyi waved in front of his eyes, "Your name is Yangyang, and his name is Baabaa."

"Oh, that's what it means." Yang Li thought for a few seconds before he understood Yangyang=Yangyang.

"So, it will be your son from now on." Qi Weiyi poked the crab's pincers with his fingers, his voice full of joy, "Your son has already fallen into my hands, are you still obedient?"

Yang Li: ...

There are so many slots, I don’t even know where to start to vomit.

The younger brothers returned to the dormitory building in wet clothes, and performed another passionate show of changing clothes for the audience.

Fans stretched their necks longingly, Ten Thousand Blood Book asked the show crew to install a camera in the bathroom, and was warned by the show crew carrying a chicken coop.

Putting on clean clothes, the hot-blooded man who had been tossing all morning was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back, and he couldn't wait to run downstairs to the cafeteria.

The moment they stepped into the cafeteria, they were overwhelmed by the delicious aroma of crab.

On the semi-circular dining table, there are 27 dinner plates, each with four hairy crabs.The huge display screen is playing an introduction to hairy crabs. The chef breaks the crab body, and the plump crab roe looks particularly delicious.

The master is proficient in business, and quickly disassembled the whole crab with eight crabs, and pushed it in front of the camera.

——Who can resist peeled hairy crabs?

The big stars carry the burden of idols, so they don't let their saliva flow down three thousand feet.

Everyone was well-trained and seated quickly, eagerly waiting for the meal to start.

Feeling curious, Chu Huai asked casually, "Director, why are you giving us crabs all of a sudden?"

"Because we didn't catch any crabs this morning?"

"No." Director Meng Heng replied, "Wei Wei told me in the morning that he wants to eat hairy crabs for lunch."

Jing Yi: "That's it???"

"That's it." Meng Heng touched his nose, his tone full of helplessness, "He wants to eat, can I not give it?"

Therefore, Mr. Qi Weiyi already knew that lunch was hairy crabs, but he made everyone exhausted to catch crabs all morning.

More than twenty pairs of resentful gazes looked at Qi Weiyi in unison.

Devil, give back our guilt!

What kind of broken child?Forget it.

The pro-dad fans decided to take off the fans collectively.

Qi Weiyi calmly faced everyone's grievances, snapped off the crab legs, ate the meat inside the crab body, and said happily, "You should thank me, can you eat crabs without me?"

The rest: ? ? ?

This cub really deserves a beating.

But what he said was right, I had no choice but to forgive him.

After a pleasant lunch, Xu You appeared with a mission card.

Xu You: "Brothers, have you finished eating?"

"It's okay." Qi Weiyi was extremely picky, "It would be great if someone peeled the crabs for me."

"..." Xu You decided to ignore him and directly released the task, "After a day of getting along, we have already gotten to know each other. The day after tomorrow will start the first round of tasks for "Battle on the Top". So the 27 younger brothers will be in the next round For a day and a half, divide into three groups."

Yang Li asked cooperatively, "How to group?"

"Let me introduce the grouping rules." Xu You held up the card in his hand, "First, the program group will select three group leaders among you according to the popularity of the barrage discussions. The rest of the guests will join each group by triggering random tasks , a total of nine people in each group."

Chu Huai: "What is the random mission?"

Xu You: "This cannot be disclosed for the time being."

Chu Huai asked again, "Active or passive?"

Xu You was stopped by his question, "What is an active class? What is a passive class?"

"Active category means that you must complete a certain task before you can join the team corresponding to the task. Passive category means that you must complete a certain task completion condition without knowing it and join the team corresponding to the task."

Xu You looked at the card in his hand and replied, "It should be passive."

Chu Huai understood, "I see, everyone, be careful, everything you do can trigger a mission."

Jing Yi immediately put down the knife in his hand, and the others became nervous to varying degrees.

Xu You looked at Chu Huai helplessly, and commented, "As expected of you, you have tricked me out again."

In the past two years, Chu Huai has been filming in retreat and rarely participated in variety shows, so many viewers don't understand: Mr. Chu Huai is known as the enemy of the program group for life.

He used to participate in brain-burning reasoning variety shows, and he could always get the final clue from the show crew, and won before it even started.

Now it's just a team formation condition, isn't it easy?

"Now that everyone knows how to form a team, I will announce the three team leaders and rank them according to the number of bullet chat discussions. First, the one with the most bullet chat discussions is..."

Xu You raised his head, and everyone said in unison, "Qi Weiyi."

Qi Weiyi leaned back with an arrogant posture, "Thank you, I should. According to this rule, I can't lose."

Qiu Nan: "So confident?"

"Of course," Qi Weiyi smugly said, "Whether people like me or hate me, they will post barrage for me."

Come on, you win.

"That's right, it's Qi Weiyi, congratulations on becoming the leader of Team A."

Xu You then announced the leader of Group B, who was expected to be Yang Li.

Yang Li bowed to the camera, "Thank you everyone, I will be the team leader and live up to your expectations of me."

Jing Yi next to him couldn't help tearing the stage down, "When they posted the barrage, they probably didn't expect to decide the team leader like this."

Yang Li suddenly realized, "Yes, but I will still work hard."

Xu You: "The third team leader will be announced next."

Wu Hua guessed, "It should be Pu Sheng or Jing Yi."

"Wu Xiaohua, you are also possible."

"That's right, brother Xiaohua is very popular. In fact, thinking about it this way, brother Huai is not bad."

"Actually, you all guessed wrong." Xu Youshen made a secret before announcing, "Congratulations to the third team leader, Qiu Nan."

"What?" Qiu Nan suspected that he had an auditory hallucination.

If he simply compares fans to traffic, he can't beat Pu Sheng and Jing Yi, so why did the team leader fall on himself?

"Is that so?" Xu You thoughtfully explained, "From 22:59 last night, teacher Qiu's barrages skyrocketed."

"Huh?" Qiu Nan thought carefully about what happened at 22:59.

He remembered quickly.

He grabbed the bed with Qi Weiyi and got into a fight.

In the end, he lost, and resigned to his fate, he moved Qi Weiyi's bed over and put it together with his own bed.

Fuck!

A history of blood and tears of humiliation.