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Chapter 56 Lines
Comrade Lu Xingzhao was greatly stimulated, and began to think carefully about how the confession came about that day.
It seems that there has never been any effective way to deal with such a formidable character as Huai Lin. Every round, Lu Xingzhao retreated steadily, and in turn was killed by Huai Lin... There is no case of victory yet.
But Danzhe's words gave Lu Xingzhao infinite confidence, because the most important thing about confessing is not the method, but the person!
Danzhe actually wanted to say bluntly: Come on, as long as it is "Lu Xingzhao", what else are you going to do if you have this element, you can succeed if you propose naked.
However, Lu Xingzhao was very nervous, and regarded this matter as the top priority that would affect the happiness of his life in the rest of his life, and asked almost everyone else in the base.
Oh yes, except for Yan Feiguang, this kid is now on Lu Xingzhao's blacklist.
In order to achieve what Danzhe said was "to lure him out of the nest with a good meal", Lu Xingzhao began to busily prepare the ingredients, and followed the cook to ask questions every day.
"Aside from fish meat, don't we have anything to sell from farming?"
The cook said with a stern face: "What else do you want? All kinds of meat spoil too quickly, and large-scale breeding is afraid that there will be a mutation. If there is a little white dragon who can manage the fish pond for us for free, it is already Master Tuo Blessed!"
Lu Xingzhao felt refreshed when he heard "Sir Chief", and continued to ask: "Is there anything that Chief Chief usually wants to eat?...except KFC."
"I haven't heard anything..." The cook pondered for a while, and suddenly felt the phone in his arms vibrate, so he took it out and took a look.
The message came from [Master Huai Shouchang], and the content was: [Yes, yes, I want to eat braised chicken wings, and Danzhe wants to eat braised pork trotters. Tell my brother that this is very important! 】
"..."
Comrade Shentu, the cook, looked up at Lu Xingzhao.
Lu Xingzhao asked blankly, "What's the matter, what's the important news?"
"It's nothing." Shentu looked at him with subtle sympathy for a while, and decided to follow the instructions of the chief executive, "You know that in ancient my country, marriage proposals have always been about three matchmakers and six hires. Although our current conditions are not good, you can give it a try. , Express your heart."
Lu Xingzhao nodded his head: "You are right! The important thing is to make him feel his heart!"
Shentu said: "That's it. There are two most important dowries in ancient times, one is wild geese, the other is livestock... In other words, chicken wings and pig's trotters are a must."
Lu Xingzhao nodded again and again, wrote everything down in his notebook, looked at it again, and suddenly asked, "What? Why did it become chicken wings and pig's trotters?"
"Advance with the times, do you understand?!" Shentu hated iron for not being strong, "The meat of wild geese is so tough, how can you let Mr. Chief eat it? If you replace it with chicken wings, the meaning is right, and the taste is also like it. Isn't this everyone's happy? "
Lu Xingzhao hurriedly continued to record, and asked, "Is there anything else I should pay attention to?"
Shentu swallowed, and said, "It would be even better if there were snails..."
"..." Lu Xingzhao horrified, "Snails were used as dowries in ancient times? Isn't this the dish of foreign devils?"
Shentu said angrily: "Advance with the times, do you understand? Why are you talking so much nonsense, I am the chef, you go out and prepare the ingredients!"
Lu Xingzhao thought for a moment: For professional matters, you have to listen to professional people.
He quickly apologized and said that he would definitely bring back all the ingredients he should have.
Afterwards, Lu Xingzhao took the list and checked it while sitting by the door, feeling something was wrong.
It doesn't matter, one thing more is more reliable than one thing less, so bring back everything you can hunt!
Lu Xingzhao put the list next to him and saw Inuyasha praying again, he laughed and said, "Why are you so punctual and never miss three times a day?"
Inuyasha glanced at him contemptuously, and continued to look up at the sky with his eyes slightly closed.
After a while, two little hamsters suddenly crawled out from under Inuyasha, they were Huai Erguai and Jin Shanshan who had been at ease for a long time.
The young couple climbed up along Inuyasha's hair and climbed to the top of Inuyasha's head.
The big dog was not angry either, and the two little things were still on him.
After a while, the two hamsters folded their palms together and prayed like Inuyasha.
Lu Xingzhao: "..." Emma's pyramid scheme is really scary...
As soon as she finished sighing, she saw Jin Shining grabbing the second darling vigorously——ever since the hair on the top of the second darling was pulled into the Mediterranean Sea, Jin Shining took pity on it, and stopped pulling the hair, and changed to pulling the ears.
Huai Erguai woke up suddenly, took advantage of the gap when Inuyasha was not paying attention, and sneaked up to Inuyasha's dog bowl, waved his two little paws——
Steal half of the dog food.
"..."
Lu Xingzhao was stunned for a while, and said to the two little hamsters, "I'm not short of your food and drink, but what about grabbing dog food?"
Jin Shining rolled his eyes, and directed her husband to sneak away again.
After a while, Inuyasha opened his eyes, looked down at his dog bowl, and tilted his head.
Lu Xingzhao said: "You silly dog. You don't even know that the young couple came to bully you as a single dog."
Inuyasha calmly crossed his front legs and pushed his nose against his own dog bowl: "Wow!"
Lu Xingzhao said in surprise, "You did it on purpose?"
Inuyasha: "Awwhhhhh—"
"In order to trick the second boy into praying, you deliberately let them steal dog food?" Lu Xingzhao couldn't help crying, "These days the German Shepherd and the hamster are fighting each other..."
"Wang!"
"I know you like the second boy, and I also like the little boy." Lu Xingzhao sighed and said, "Your second boy has a wife...Hamster, my little boy can't be preempted by others."
Inuyasha tipped his own dog bowl again, and whispered "Wow".
Lu Xingzhao pondered for a while, then nodded happily: "You are right, if you like someone, you have to leave everything about yourself to him."
Inuyasha: "... woo woo."
"Why are you crying! I know you only have one dog bowl! If you bark again, I won't give you any more property!" Lu Xingzhao said angrily, "I can't add any more if I want to, and I only have two rice bowls and one kettle for myself..."
Inuyasha: "..."
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
Ah, yes, other people's confessions and proposals are dowry gifts worth tens of thousands, and it's my turn to only have one job left, which is too shabby...
Lu Xingzhao made a report, put his gun and knife on his back, took Inuyasha's dog leash, and ordered, "I didn't want to take you with me when I went hunting this time. The main reason is that I have sympathy for each other. I see that you have nothing."
Inuyasha let out a grateful "wow".
Lu Xingzhao said again: "It's agreed in advance that what you hunt will be yours, what I hunt will be mine, and what we get as a partnership will be divided between us. At that time, I will ask Danzhe to calculate the value for you, and see if I can add a luxury." Kennels or something."
Inuyasha raised his ears and happily "Wow, woof!", indicating that the contract was established!
One person and one dog happily went out to hunt. Before leaving, Lu Xingzhao reviewed the "dowry ingredients list" that Shentu gave him.
Lu Xingzhao: "???" I always feel that there are two more things?strangeness.
He went out in bewilderment.
The sentinel behind the door quickly sent a message: [Report to Mr. Chief!Boss Lu has gone out!He didn't find the fern in z city that we desperately added to the list! 】
Chief Huai Long Xin rejoiced and said: 【Well done!When this table is made, everyone has a share! 】
Everyone cheered and cheered, they all looked forward to Lu Xingzhao's dowry, and thanked Dade Mountain for the rare opportunity provided by Chief Huai.
Lu Xingzhao took the route that Danzhe had planned for him in advance, for which he was very grateful to Danzhe.
It’s just that he didn’t know that most of the routes were drawn by Huai Lin, considering the range of ingredients, safety and time cost. Of course, the most important thing is the last one. Huai Lin is the one who is troubled by the time spent.
The dowry list was given by Huai Lin to the cook, and Huai Lin instructed Danzhe to say all kinds of ideas.In order to ensure that Comrade Lu Xingzhao can get the confession position correctly, he has made more preparations!
For example, spread out all kinds of favorite confession lines to choose from.
Anyway, with Lu Xingzhao's zero love experience and poor line skills, he will definitely have to consult "professionals" for the final confession sentence.
Huailin is a professional!He is the mastermind behind the scenes, the big boss who manipulates everything, ensuring that the courier cannot escape from his grasp!
"How about using Lelouch's? 'If you are a witch, I just need to be a demon king.' Domineering!" Huai Lin said excitedly.
Danzhe said, "Taizhong No. [-]."
Huailin thought for a while, nodded and said: "Then change it to something more simple? 'I like you so much, I like you so much, Zhenshan, I like you...'."
Danzhe said: "That scene is too cruel, are you sure you want this line?"
"That's right." Huai Lin annoyed, "I still think my brother is suitable for domineering lines! I really want to be hit by the domineering president!"
"Can you also consider how difficult it is for us to persuade Lu Xingzhao?" Danzhe complained, "Just thinking about satisfying your secondary illness..."
Before finishing speaking, Huai Lin excitedly said: "How about the shiny gold!" Saber, you are still so beautiful even though you are depraved and prostrate on the ground because of obsession. Put down the sword and be the king's wife !' Ah, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, I really want to hear my brother read this..."
Huai Lin imagined the scene of such a confession: Lu Xingzhao used supernatural powers to create various weapons, cornered himself, read the above lines domineeringly, and then... forcefully imprisoned Play, and the overlord bowed hard!
Huailin was so excited that he rolled twice on the bed.
Danzhe finally couldn't bear it anymore and poured cold water on him: "If you beat Lu Xingzhao to death, he won't be able to speak such lines, okay? Can't you be more down-to-earth when making plans?!"
"..."
Huai Lin pressed the back of his hand to his hot face and asked, "Then tell me, what other handsome and romantic lines do you have? This is the only chance you have! You must seize it!"
"Lu Xingzhao is... pragmatic." Danzhe thought for a while and said, "Should we use Yang Weili's? Chen Ming's various shortcomings, saying that he made you difficult, and finally said directly, 'Will you marry me? '"
Huai Lin shouted: "Wait a minute, can this also be arranged? It's so cute hahahahahaha!"
It seems that there has never been any effective way to deal with such a formidable character as Huai Lin. Every round, Lu Xingzhao retreated steadily, and in turn was killed by Huai Lin... There is no case of victory yet.
But Danzhe's words gave Lu Xingzhao infinite confidence, because the most important thing about confessing is not the method, but the person!
Danzhe actually wanted to say bluntly: Come on, as long as it is "Lu Xingzhao", what else are you going to do if you have this element, you can succeed if you propose naked.
However, Lu Xingzhao was very nervous, and regarded this matter as the top priority that would affect the happiness of his life in the rest of his life, and asked almost everyone else in the base.
Oh yes, except for Yan Feiguang, this kid is now on Lu Xingzhao's blacklist.
In order to achieve what Danzhe said was "to lure him out of the nest with a good meal", Lu Xingzhao began to busily prepare the ingredients, and followed the cook to ask questions every day.
"Aside from fish meat, don't we have anything to sell from farming?"
The cook said with a stern face: "What else do you want? All kinds of meat spoil too quickly, and large-scale breeding is afraid that there will be a mutation. If there is a little white dragon who can manage the fish pond for us for free, it is already Master Tuo Blessed!"
Lu Xingzhao felt refreshed when he heard "Sir Chief", and continued to ask: "Is there anything that Chief Chief usually wants to eat?...except KFC."
"I haven't heard anything..." The cook pondered for a while, and suddenly felt the phone in his arms vibrate, so he took it out and took a look.
The message came from [Master Huai Shouchang], and the content was: [Yes, yes, I want to eat braised chicken wings, and Danzhe wants to eat braised pork trotters. Tell my brother that this is very important! 】
"..."
Comrade Shentu, the cook, looked up at Lu Xingzhao.
Lu Xingzhao asked blankly, "What's the matter, what's the important news?"
"It's nothing." Shentu looked at him with subtle sympathy for a while, and decided to follow the instructions of the chief executive, "You know that in ancient my country, marriage proposals have always been about three matchmakers and six hires. Although our current conditions are not good, you can give it a try. , Express your heart."
Lu Xingzhao nodded his head: "You are right! The important thing is to make him feel his heart!"
Shentu said: "That's it. There are two most important dowries in ancient times, one is wild geese, the other is livestock... In other words, chicken wings and pig's trotters are a must."
Lu Xingzhao nodded again and again, wrote everything down in his notebook, looked at it again, and suddenly asked, "What? Why did it become chicken wings and pig's trotters?"
"Advance with the times, do you understand?!" Shentu hated iron for not being strong, "The meat of wild geese is so tough, how can you let Mr. Chief eat it? If you replace it with chicken wings, the meaning is right, and the taste is also like it. Isn't this everyone's happy? "
Lu Xingzhao hurriedly continued to record, and asked, "Is there anything else I should pay attention to?"
Shentu swallowed, and said, "It would be even better if there were snails..."
"..." Lu Xingzhao horrified, "Snails were used as dowries in ancient times? Isn't this the dish of foreign devils?"
Shentu said angrily: "Advance with the times, do you understand? Why are you talking so much nonsense, I am the chef, you go out and prepare the ingredients!"
Lu Xingzhao thought for a moment: For professional matters, you have to listen to professional people.
He quickly apologized and said that he would definitely bring back all the ingredients he should have.
Afterwards, Lu Xingzhao took the list and checked it while sitting by the door, feeling something was wrong.
It doesn't matter, one thing more is more reliable than one thing less, so bring back everything you can hunt!
Lu Xingzhao put the list next to him and saw Inuyasha praying again, he laughed and said, "Why are you so punctual and never miss three times a day?"
Inuyasha glanced at him contemptuously, and continued to look up at the sky with his eyes slightly closed.
After a while, two little hamsters suddenly crawled out from under Inuyasha, they were Huai Erguai and Jin Shanshan who had been at ease for a long time.
The young couple climbed up along Inuyasha's hair and climbed to the top of Inuyasha's head.
The big dog was not angry either, and the two little things were still on him.
After a while, the two hamsters folded their palms together and prayed like Inuyasha.
Lu Xingzhao: "..." Emma's pyramid scheme is really scary...
As soon as she finished sighing, she saw Jin Shining grabbing the second darling vigorously——ever since the hair on the top of the second darling was pulled into the Mediterranean Sea, Jin Shining took pity on it, and stopped pulling the hair, and changed to pulling the ears.
Huai Erguai woke up suddenly, took advantage of the gap when Inuyasha was not paying attention, and sneaked up to Inuyasha's dog bowl, waved his two little paws——
Steal half of the dog food.
"..."
Lu Xingzhao was stunned for a while, and said to the two little hamsters, "I'm not short of your food and drink, but what about grabbing dog food?"
Jin Shining rolled his eyes, and directed her husband to sneak away again.
After a while, Inuyasha opened his eyes, looked down at his dog bowl, and tilted his head.
Lu Xingzhao said: "You silly dog. You don't even know that the young couple came to bully you as a single dog."
Inuyasha calmly crossed his front legs and pushed his nose against his own dog bowl: "Wow!"
Lu Xingzhao said in surprise, "You did it on purpose?"
Inuyasha: "Awwhhhhh—"
"In order to trick the second boy into praying, you deliberately let them steal dog food?" Lu Xingzhao couldn't help crying, "These days the German Shepherd and the hamster are fighting each other..."
"Wang!"
"I know you like the second boy, and I also like the little boy." Lu Xingzhao sighed and said, "Your second boy has a wife...Hamster, my little boy can't be preempted by others."
Inuyasha tipped his own dog bowl again, and whispered "Wow".
Lu Xingzhao pondered for a while, then nodded happily: "You are right, if you like someone, you have to leave everything about yourself to him."
Inuyasha: "... woo woo."
"Why are you crying! I know you only have one dog bowl! If you bark again, I won't give you any more property!" Lu Xingzhao said angrily, "I can't add any more if I want to, and I only have two rice bowls and one kettle for myself..."
Inuyasha: "..."
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
Ah, yes, other people's confessions and proposals are dowry gifts worth tens of thousands, and it's my turn to only have one job left, which is too shabby...
Lu Xingzhao made a report, put his gun and knife on his back, took Inuyasha's dog leash, and ordered, "I didn't want to take you with me when I went hunting this time. The main reason is that I have sympathy for each other. I see that you have nothing."
Inuyasha let out a grateful "wow".
Lu Xingzhao said again: "It's agreed in advance that what you hunt will be yours, what I hunt will be mine, and what we get as a partnership will be divided between us. At that time, I will ask Danzhe to calculate the value for you, and see if I can add a luxury." Kennels or something."
Inuyasha raised his ears and happily "Wow, woof!", indicating that the contract was established!
One person and one dog happily went out to hunt. Before leaving, Lu Xingzhao reviewed the "dowry ingredients list" that Shentu gave him.
Lu Xingzhao: "???" I always feel that there are two more things?strangeness.
He went out in bewilderment.
The sentinel behind the door quickly sent a message: [Report to Mr. Chief!Boss Lu has gone out!He didn't find the fern in z city that we desperately added to the list! 】
Chief Huai Long Xin rejoiced and said: 【Well done!When this table is made, everyone has a share! 】
Everyone cheered and cheered, they all looked forward to Lu Xingzhao's dowry, and thanked Dade Mountain for the rare opportunity provided by Chief Huai.
Lu Xingzhao took the route that Danzhe had planned for him in advance, for which he was very grateful to Danzhe.
It’s just that he didn’t know that most of the routes were drawn by Huai Lin, considering the range of ingredients, safety and time cost. Of course, the most important thing is the last one. Huai Lin is the one who is troubled by the time spent.
The dowry list was given by Huai Lin to the cook, and Huai Lin instructed Danzhe to say all kinds of ideas.In order to ensure that Comrade Lu Xingzhao can get the confession position correctly, he has made more preparations!
For example, spread out all kinds of favorite confession lines to choose from.
Anyway, with Lu Xingzhao's zero love experience and poor line skills, he will definitely have to consult "professionals" for the final confession sentence.
Huailin is a professional!He is the mastermind behind the scenes, the big boss who manipulates everything, ensuring that the courier cannot escape from his grasp!
"How about using Lelouch's? 'If you are a witch, I just need to be a demon king.' Domineering!" Huai Lin said excitedly.
Danzhe said, "Taizhong No. [-]."
Huailin thought for a while, nodded and said: "Then change it to something more simple? 'I like you so much, I like you so much, Zhenshan, I like you...'."
Danzhe said: "That scene is too cruel, are you sure you want this line?"
"That's right." Huai Lin annoyed, "I still think my brother is suitable for domineering lines! I really want to be hit by the domineering president!"
"Can you also consider how difficult it is for us to persuade Lu Xingzhao?" Danzhe complained, "Just thinking about satisfying your secondary illness..."
Before finishing speaking, Huai Lin excitedly said: "How about the shiny gold!" Saber, you are still so beautiful even though you are depraved and prostrate on the ground because of obsession. Put down the sword and be the king's wife !' Ah, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, I really want to hear my brother read this..."
Huai Lin imagined the scene of such a confession: Lu Xingzhao used supernatural powers to create various weapons, cornered himself, read the above lines domineeringly, and then... forcefully imprisoned Play, and the overlord bowed hard!
Huailin was so excited that he rolled twice on the bed.
Danzhe finally couldn't bear it anymore and poured cold water on him: "If you beat Lu Xingzhao to death, he won't be able to speak such lines, okay? Can't you be more down-to-earth when making plans?!"
"..."
Huai Lin pressed the back of his hand to his hot face and asked, "Then tell me, what other handsome and romantic lines do you have? This is the only chance you have! You must seize it!"
"Lu Xingzhao is... pragmatic." Danzhe thought for a while and said, "Should we use Yang Weili's? Chen Ming's various shortcomings, saying that he made you difficult, and finally said directly, 'Will you marry me? '"
Huai Lin shouted: "Wait a minute, can this also be arranged? It's so cute hahahahahaha!"
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