As soon as Huailin sighed, Danzhe beat him down coldly: "This kind of bird looks fat, but in fact it has no meat. Family bucket? Let's replace it with a single-parent bucket."
Gao Dalian nodded and said: "Yes, it's not enough to eat at all, the whole family is a balls."
The two of them complained about the "single parent bucket" in one sentence, and it was Lu Xingzhao's turn to say helplessly, "Can you focus on the immediate crisis first?"
"That's right, all of you are unrealistic!" Huai Lin said, helping his own courier, "The most urgent thing now is to kill the chicken, pluck its feathers and let the blood out."
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
Lu Xingzhao's expression was indescribable, he bowed his back silently, and jumped up to the nearby roof alone.
This chicken... This bird is too big, I'm afraid it can't be effectively killed with a gun, and it is easy to affect the base with heavy weapons, so Lu Xingzhao chose to use bows and arrows.
With his arm strength and aim, the bow and arrow has truly become a heavy weapon.
Although the arrow cannot bend or bounce like a bullet, it has the most stable trajectory in Lu Xingzhao's field of vision. As soon as he lets go, he can see the arrow on the string shooting out like a shooting star.
Against Lu Xingzhao, the giant bird can only have a huge advantage in size.It kept beating with a pair of huge wings, and the gust of wind it aroused enveloped its whole body, leading the arrows to other directions.
Seeing this, Lu Xingzhao drew the recurve bow one more time, leaving only one arrow on the string, and stretched the bow like a full moon——
The arrow was heavy and heavy, breaking through the barrier formed by the strong wind, it was as easy as stepping on the waves, and went straight to the throat of the giant bird.
Everyone only heard a scream like a crane, and the giant bird suddenly retracted its wings and covered the wound on its neck.
Then, because the center was not stable, it fell directly on the butt pier, and the round bird's butt directly hit the top cover of the base, making a loud bang.
"..."
Huai Lin was dumbfounded and said, "It's so fat and round..."
Danzhe added: "Well, the soil is fat and round."
Lu Xingzhao happened to breathe a little bit of relief, turned over from the air and landed, and stood beside the crowd, and heard them chatting again, he couldn't laugh or cry: "It's fine if you don't help, it's safer to go back and hide!"
As soon as the words fell, the giant Fat Chirped had struggled to get up again, flapped its wings, and flew into the sky.
For those who have never seen it, it may be difficult to imagine how a fat bird with a spherical shape can fly with such a small pair of wings.Even Danzhe guessed with Huai Lin: Maybe the ability mutated by others is to fly...?
Not only could Fei Jiu fly, but he also flew very nimbly. As soon as he flew into the sky, he dodged the two arrows that Lu Xingzhao chased up.
At high altitudes, it is really difficult for humans to deal with birds.Lu Xingzhao held the bow and compared for a long time, Fei Jiu knew the pain, so he flew higher to avoid it.
After doing this several times, Lu Xingzhao had no choice but to turn around and ask the Chief Chief: "Huai Lin, why don't you bring out the bazooka and bomb it?"
It's okay for him to build familiar pistols and bows now, but heavy weapons are a bit difficult.When he said a verb like "move", the general meaning was: It's so hard to think about it, Mr. Chief is asking for help.
Huai Lin is really like the chief executive, every time he has to approve it verbally, or sign a handwritten letter of "permission to move out of the weapons stored in No. xx warehouse xx", and convey it to Lu Xingzhao, and then it can really be moved out .
Now facing the application from the courier king, Huailin thought for a while and said, "This bird flying so high shouldn't reach the base, right?"
Comrade Danzhe, the chief of staff beside him, bowed his head and estimated, "No problem."
The process is almost gone, and the chief executive waved his hand boldly: "Move!"
So the process was officially completed, and Lu Xingzhao, who was very familiar with this procedure, also felt an unspeakable sense of satisfaction and security. Within half a minute after entering the room, he came out with a bazooka on his back.
He also took out the binoculars by the way, and Huai Lin took the binoculars and stared at that fat Jiu for a long time, and his saliva was about to flow down: "It's really fat, those wing roots, those chicken feet, oops..."
Fat Chirp is a big stupid bird. After recognizing Lu Xingzhao who was pulling the bow, he tried his best to hide; but when Lu Xingzhao came out with a bazooka instead, it didn't recognize it, and foolishly lowered the altitude again.
It still hasn't forgotten what it's here for, and it starts pawing at the base again with its little paws, as if it really wanted to dig the Stormtrooper out of the ground.
The corner of Lu Xingzhao's mouth twitched when he saw it, and took the opportunity to change a perfect position, raised the bazooka, pointed it at the silly fat butt hair, and hey——
boom.
"Choo Choo Choo--"
The hair on the silly bird's butt was burnt, not only burnt but also burned, this time it jumped up, flapped its wings and flew crookedly for a while, then fell to an unknown place at a diagonal.
There was a smell of burnt chicken in the air.
"..."
Everyone swallowed, Huailin said frantically, "It hasn't been killed yet, why roast it first, ah, it's so fragrant, so fragrant, I haven't been able to eat kfc for many years!"
Lu Xingzhao comforted: "We haven't eaten for a long time, it's okay, go back and ask Shentu to try the fried ones..."
"You guys haven't eaten for three months. It's been years! It's been years!" Huai Lin wanted to cry without tears, "From the age of 17 to the age of 22, it's fine if you can't eat a meal of junk food. When I woke up, I was 17 again... and I couldn't eat it for so many years!"
Huai Xiaoguai was feeling sad while talking, Lu Xingzhao looked left and right for help, seeing Danzhe hesitated to speak, immediately as if he met a savior, he winked and said: "Move your mouth quickly, and use your tongue like a spring to comfort Mr. Chief." .
After a few seconds, Danzhe said slowly: "It's okay, the future will last forever. In the future, I will catch a few more chickens, a few more KFC employees, and a few more chickens who know the seasoning, and make them specially for you—not anyway Maybe it’s because KFC’s original taste is so delicious, hahahahahaha!”
Huailin: "..."
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
This guy's mouth is too cheap!
Huai Lin said to Lu Xingzhao angrily, "Brother, hit him!"
Lu Xingzhao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he quickly took out two pieces of candy and said to Huai Lin, "Don't worry, let's catch up with that chicken... that bird first."
Huai Lin looked left and right, and then said to Yan Feiguang, "You hit him too!"
Yan Feiguang stood beside him thoughtfully the whole time, and now he nodded and said, "I seem to know how to make original fried chicken..."
"..."
Huai Lin shouted immediately: "What are you waiting for, hurry up and chase the chicken!"
A few people actually got into the car while talking, and chased the place where the giant bird made an emergency landing.
Unexpectedly, the bird's flying speed was not slow, and its flying direction was quite accurate, and it landed straight on the other side of the river.
None of them had tools to cross the river, and only a very simple kayak was in the car.It was the night of the fourth day. Although the sky was not as dark as late at night, it was not optimistic enough to cross the river safely.
Lu Xingzhao thought to himself: Now he can only look at the whole family on the other side and drool.
But looking back: Huailin and Danzhe muttered for a while, spread out a blank sheet of paper, rolled up their sleeves, and began to draw.
Lu Xingzhao only felt a chill in his heart and back.
Sure enough, not long after, Huai Lin came over with a blueprint in his hand, smiling: "Brother, haven't you done your homework today? Change the task temporarily, this is the simplest ferry, look, hehehe..."
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
Help, help, even hugging Buddha's feet temporarily is not such a way of hugging!
Poor Comrade Lu Xingzhao was forced to be both civil and military. At this moment, he wished that all the muscles in his body could become memory cells.
A few minutes later, Lu Xingzhao's eyes turned into mosquito coils. Before he had time to write down the drawings, the big bird on the other side had already recovered and began to preen its feathers.
Huai Lin became anxious immediately, and said, "Oh, brother, is it so difficult to memorize by rote? The whole family is going to fly away..."
However, he was still able to talk, so he couldn't help Lu Xingzhao at all.
Huai Lin turned around twice, and suddenly said strangely: "Yan Feiguang, what are you doing?"
Yan Feiguang squatted on the shore, looking at the bottom of the water, with a violin on his shoulders, playing the violin leisurely, and said with a smile: "The little white dragon is below, I'll play the violin for it."
"..."
After a while, Lu Xingzhao walked over in a daze and said, "It's almost there, Huailin...?"
Huailin grabbed Lu Xingzhao's sleeve suddenly and said, "Ah yes, call Xiaobailong quickly! Let him bring back the family barrel, brother, you don't need to memorize the blueprint! How can we be flexible like a fish? It's a waste of money!" effort!"
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
One minute later, Lu Xingzhao, who was very tired, knelt down to rest.
Yan Feiguang continued to play the piano leisurely, and everyone saw an unusual turbulence on the surface of the river. Before Xiao Bailong even showed his face, he was overwhelmed with an unusual momentum.
After a short while, a jet of water half a meter thick sprayed out from a few meters away from the surface of the water, dousing everyone from left to right.
Everyone: "..."
Yan Feiguang wiped his face familiarly, and said with a smile: "It has agreed."
The little white dragon turned his head and swam away. Everyone looked at it in the gloom of night, only saw the pure white scales reflecting the dark rainbow light, undulating under the river surface, but they couldn't see the complete figure of the white dragon.
"Looking at it a few times, I think the Dragon Lord is really beautiful..." Huai Lin sighed sincerely.
While watching, Lu Xingzhao suddenly said, "Someone is shouting on the other side, can you hear it?"
"There is someone at this time?"
The few people listened intently, and they heard someone shouting: "Who roasted my Evan! Killed a thousand knives, and only released it for a while——!!!"
"..."
Several people looked at each other, Huai Lin said: "This... this is actually raised by someone? Isn't... isn't it the takeaway family bucket called by the storm?"
Before they had time to feel guilty, the man on the other side found them and shouted angrily across the river: "Fortunately, Evan is fine, otherwise I will pull an army out and kill you——!"
As soon as the words fell, I saw the waves rolling in the river, and the white waves were surging!
A gigantic white fish leaped up from the center of the river, and like a frightened bird, it drew a perfect arc in mid-air and landed on the shore with a crash.
Then, under the stunned gaze of everyone, Xiao Bailong's smooth fish body glides smoothly for 100 meters, and his angry fish mouth is aimed at Fat Jiu's scorched buttocks smoothly.
It was an epic bite!
The bird butt stuck in the fish's mouth, perfect.
Gao Dalian nodded and said: "Yes, it's not enough to eat at all, the whole family is a balls."
The two of them complained about the "single parent bucket" in one sentence, and it was Lu Xingzhao's turn to say helplessly, "Can you focus on the immediate crisis first?"
"That's right, all of you are unrealistic!" Huai Lin said, helping his own courier, "The most urgent thing now is to kill the chicken, pluck its feathers and let the blood out."
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
Lu Xingzhao's expression was indescribable, he bowed his back silently, and jumped up to the nearby roof alone.
This chicken... This bird is too big, I'm afraid it can't be effectively killed with a gun, and it is easy to affect the base with heavy weapons, so Lu Xingzhao chose to use bows and arrows.
With his arm strength and aim, the bow and arrow has truly become a heavy weapon.
Although the arrow cannot bend or bounce like a bullet, it has the most stable trajectory in Lu Xingzhao's field of vision. As soon as he lets go, he can see the arrow on the string shooting out like a shooting star.
Against Lu Xingzhao, the giant bird can only have a huge advantage in size.It kept beating with a pair of huge wings, and the gust of wind it aroused enveloped its whole body, leading the arrows to other directions.
Seeing this, Lu Xingzhao drew the recurve bow one more time, leaving only one arrow on the string, and stretched the bow like a full moon——
The arrow was heavy and heavy, breaking through the barrier formed by the strong wind, it was as easy as stepping on the waves, and went straight to the throat of the giant bird.
Everyone only heard a scream like a crane, and the giant bird suddenly retracted its wings and covered the wound on its neck.
Then, because the center was not stable, it fell directly on the butt pier, and the round bird's butt directly hit the top cover of the base, making a loud bang.
"..."
Huai Lin was dumbfounded and said, "It's so fat and round..."
Danzhe added: "Well, the soil is fat and round."
Lu Xingzhao happened to breathe a little bit of relief, turned over from the air and landed, and stood beside the crowd, and heard them chatting again, he couldn't laugh or cry: "It's fine if you don't help, it's safer to go back and hide!"
As soon as the words fell, the giant Fat Chirped had struggled to get up again, flapped its wings, and flew into the sky.
For those who have never seen it, it may be difficult to imagine how a fat bird with a spherical shape can fly with such a small pair of wings.Even Danzhe guessed with Huai Lin: Maybe the ability mutated by others is to fly...?
Not only could Fei Jiu fly, but he also flew very nimbly. As soon as he flew into the sky, he dodged the two arrows that Lu Xingzhao chased up.
At high altitudes, it is really difficult for humans to deal with birds.Lu Xingzhao held the bow and compared for a long time, Fei Jiu knew the pain, so he flew higher to avoid it.
After doing this several times, Lu Xingzhao had no choice but to turn around and ask the Chief Chief: "Huai Lin, why don't you bring out the bazooka and bomb it?"
It's okay for him to build familiar pistols and bows now, but heavy weapons are a bit difficult.When he said a verb like "move", the general meaning was: It's so hard to think about it, Mr. Chief is asking for help.
Huai Lin is really like the chief executive, every time he has to approve it verbally, or sign a handwritten letter of "permission to move out of the weapons stored in No. xx warehouse xx", and convey it to Lu Xingzhao, and then it can really be moved out .
Now facing the application from the courier king, Huailin thought for a while and said, "This bird flying so high shouldn't reach the base, right?"
Comrade Danzhe, the chief of staff beside him, bowed his head and estimated, "No problem."
The process is almost gone, and the chief executive waved his hand boldly: "Move!"
So the process was officially completed, and Lu Xingzhao, who was very familiar with this procedure, also felt an unspeakable sense of satisfaction and security. Within half a minute after entering the room, he came out with a bazooka on his back.
He also took out the binoculars by the way, and Huai Lin took the binoculars and stared at that fat Jiu for a long time, and his saliva was about to flow down: "It's really fat, those wing roots, those chicken feet, oops..."
Fat Chirp is a big stupid bird. After recognizing Lu Xingzhao who was pulling the bow, he tried his best to hide; but when Lu Xingzhao came out with a bazooka instead, it didn't recognize it, and foolishly lowered the altitude again.
It still hasn't forgotten what it's here for, and it starts pawing at the base again with its little paws, as if it really wanted to dig the Stormtrooper out of the ground.
The corner of Lu Xingzhao's mouth twitched when he saw it, and took the opportunity to change a perfect position, raised the bazooka, pointed it at the silly fat butt hair, and hey——
boom.
"Choo Choo Choo--"
The hair on the silly bird's butt was burnt, not only burnt but also burned, this time it jumped up, flapped its wings and flew crookedly for a while, then fell to an unknown place at a diagonal.
There was a smell of burnt chicken in the air.
"..."
Everyone swallowed, Huailin said frantically, "It hasn't been killed yet, why roast it first, ah, it's so fragrant, so fragrant, I haven't been able to eat kfc for many years!"
Lu Xingzhao comforted: "We haven't eaten for a long time, it's okay, go back and ask Shentu to try the fried ones..."
"You guys haven't eaten for three months. It's been years! It's been years!" Huai Lin wanted to cry without tears, "From the age of 17 to the age of 22, it's fine if you can't eat a meal of junk food. When I woke up, I was 17 again... and I couldn't eat it for so many years!"
Huai Xiaoguai was feeling sad while talking, Lu Xingzhao looked left and right for help, seeing Danzhe hesitated to speak, immediately as if he met a savior, he winked and said: "Move your mouth quickly, and use your tongue like a spring to comfort Mr. Chief." .
After a few seconds, Danzhe said slowly: "It's okay, the future will last forever. In the future, I will catch a few more chickens, a few more KFC employees, and a few more chickens who know the seasoning, and make them specially for you—not anyway Maybe it’s because KFC’s original taste is so delicious, hahahahahaha!”
Huailin: "..."
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
This guy's mouth is too cheap!
Huai Lin said to Lu Xingzhao angrily, "Brother, hit him!"
Lu Xingzhao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he quickly took out two pieces of candy and said to Huai Lin, "Don't worry, let's catch up with that chicken... that bird first."
Huai Lin looked left and right, and then said to Yan Feiguang, "You hit him too!"
Yan Feiguang stood beside him thoughtfully the whole time, and now he nodded and said, "I seem to know how to make original fried chicken..."
"..."
Huai Lin shouted immediately: "What are you waiting for, hurry up and chase the chicken!"
A few people actually got into the car while talking, and chased the place where the giant bird made an emergency landing.
Unexpectedly, the bird's flying speed was not slow, and its flying direction was quite accurate, and it landed straight on the other side of the river.
None of them had tools to cross the river, and only a very simple kayak was in the car.It was the night of the fourth day. Although the sky was not as dark as late at night, it was not optimistic enough to cross the river safely.
Lu Xingzhao thought to himself: Now he can only look at the whole family on the other side and drool.
But looking back: Huailin and Danzhe muttered for a while, spread out a blank sheet of paper, rolled up their sleeves, and began to draw.
Lu Xingzhao only felt a chill in his heart and back.
Sure enough, not long after, Huai Lin came over with a blueprint in his hand, smiling: "Brother, haven't you done your homework today? Change the task temporarily, this is the simplest ferry, look, hehehe..."
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
Help, help, even hugging Buddha's feet temporarily is not such a way of hugging!
Poor Comrade Lu Xingzhao was forced to be both civil and military. At this moment, he wished that all the muscles in his body could become memory cells.
A few minutes later, Lu Xingzhao's eyes turned into mosquito coils. Before he had time to write down the drawings, the big bird on the other side had already recovered and began to preen its feathers.
Huai Lin became anxious immediately, and said, "Oh, brother, is it so difficult to memorize by rote? The whole family is going to fly away..."
However, he was still able to talk, so he couldn't help Lu Xingzhao at all.
Huai Lin turned around twice, and suddenly said strangely: "Yan Feiguang, what are you doing?"
Yan Feiguang squatted on the shore, looking at the bottom of the water, with a violin on his shoulders, playing the violin leisurely, and said with a smile: "The little white dragon is below, I'll play the violin for it."
"..."
After a while, Lu Xingzhao walked over in a daze and said, "It's almost there, Huailin...?"
Huailin grabbed Lu Xingzhao's sleeve suddenly and said, "Ah yes, call Xiaobailong quickly! Let him bring back the family barrel, brother, you don't need to memorize the blueprint! How can we be flexible like a fish? It's a waste of money!" effort!"
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
One minute later, Lu Xingzhao, who was very tired, knelt down to rest.
Yan Feiguang continued to play the piano leisurely, and everyone saw an unusual turbulence on the surface of the river. Before Xiao Bailong even showed his face, he was overwhelmed with an unusual momentum.
After a short while, a jet of water half a meter thick sprayed out from a few meters away from the surface of the water, dousing everyone from left to right.
Everyone: "..."
Yan Feiguang wiped his face familiarly, and said with a smile: "It has agreed."
The little white dragon turned his head and swam away. Everyone looked at it in the gloom of night, only saw the pure white scales reflecting the dark rainbow light, undulating under the river surface, but they couldn't see the complete figure of the white dragon.
"Looking at it a few times, I think the Dragon Lord is really beautiful..." Huai Lin sighed sincerely.
While watching, Lu Xingzhao suddenly said, "Someone is shouting on the other side, can you hear it?"
"There is someone at this time?"
The few people listened intently, and they heard someone shouting: "Who roasted my Evan! Killed a thousand knives, and only released it for a while——!!!"
"..."
Several people looked at each other, Huai Lin said: "This... this is actually raised by someone? Isn't... isn't it the takeaway family bucket called by the storm?"
Before they had time to feel guilty, the man on the other side found them and shouted angrily across the river: "Fortunately, Evan is fine, otherwise I will pull an army out and kill you——!"
As soon as the words fell, I saw the waves rolling in the river, and the white waves were surging!
A gigantic white fish leaped up from the center of the river, and like a frightened bird, it drew a perfect arc in mid-air and landed on the shore with a crash.
Then, under the stunned gaze of everyone, Xiao Bailong's smooth fish body glides smoothly for 100 meters, and his angry fish mouth is aimed at Fat Jiu's scorched buttocks smoothly.
It was an epic bite!
The bird butt stuck in the fish's mouth, perfect.
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