Blue and White I Don't Know Color [Network Matching]
Chapter 5 Strange Script
The two had a delicious meal, Jiang Jibai took the initiative to grab the bowl and wash it, and sang songs while washing, "Oh my god~~~~Hate~~~~~Hungry~~~~~~ It's so cold in the middle of winter, it's so cold in the middle of winter, it's so cold in the middle of winter, the balls are big~~~~~"
Wen Che rubbed his ears. He admitted that his cousin, as a professional, had absolutely nothing to say about dubbing, but the singing was really not flattering.
At this moment, Jiang Jibai, who is completely selfless, has already sung to the climax, "It's so cold~~~ I play mud in the Northeast, although the Northeast is not big, I don't have a home in Dalian~~~~"
The singing voice had completely overwhelmed the sound of the phone call. Wen Che watched the phone slide back and forth on the coffee table, stared at it for a few seconds, and then yelled, "Cousin, call!"
"Hey, look who it is?"
Wen Che glanced, "There is no note, it's from our city."
"Oh, who is that?" Jiang Jibai wiped his hands and came to pick it up. Just when he was about to ask who you are, the person over there shouted in a rough voice, "I heard that you have a villa for rent. okay?"
Jiang Jibai's eyes lit up, and he lip-synced to Wen Che, "I rent a house."
Wen Che nodded, and went to chat with people again.
Jiang Jibai immediately switched to the mode of salesman and catering service person. Although he was still a little dumb, he still praised his home seriously.During this period, the man with a loud voice asked a bunch of questions, Jiang Jibai patiently answered them one by one, until he hung up the phone, he let out a long breath and sat down on the sofa.
"How to say?" Wen Che asked without raising his head.
"He said he was coming to see the house tomorrow, and answering the phone is exhausting me."
Wen Che lowered his head and smiled softly, "Those who didn't know thought you were a professional in real estate sales."
"Really?" Jiang Jibai was happy, he just wanted to exercise himself and apply it at any time.
Wen Che raised his head and frowned, "I heard that tone is not easy to get along with."
"Well, it doesn't matter what he does, if he doesn't get along with me, I won't rent it to him. I can rent it to whoever I want to rent, my master."
Wen Che looked at his cousin and shook his head and smiled, look at his tone.
Jiang Jibai suddenly thought of something, "By the way, Xiao Che, teach me how to cook when you have time. Home cooking is fine. I really don't like cooking."
Wen Che was puzzled, "Why did you think of cooking?"
Jiang Jibai was silent for a while, "Alone, I haven't done much work outside for a year, do you think I've lost my shape?"
"Yes." Wen Che passed a big grape over, "I will cook in the future and make you fat and white."
Why does this sound wrong? "Little Che, you will have someone to support in the future, so it's your cousin's turn, hahaha." Jiang Jibai breathed a sigh of relief, then suddenly remembered that his cousin is a lovelorn, it's best not to mention these sad things .
Wen Che was really distracted listening to his cousin's words. He used to go to Nongyuelou to learn cooking skills from the master chefs every day. Although he was just an errand, he cooked for that person every weekend. When he saw him eating It is very happy to gobble it up.At that time, he seemed to be full of energy every day, studying recipes and seasonings all day long, and followed like a demon, but now, since the breakup that day, he hasn't even posted a status, this person seems to have evaporated from the world.
Wen Che gritted his teeth and thought about it for a long time, and felt that his back molars hurt a little. It must be because he gnawed too hard on the ribs today.He touched his chin and stood up, "Cousin, I'm going to rest for a while, are you sleeping?"
"Then you sleep, I'll play upstairs first."
Jiang Jibai just wanted to see how the newly sprouted network is doing. When he opened Weibo, he was taken aback. He had more than 200 fans. He didn't gain so much with a large size, okay? ?
Click in and see, the online partner Lianmeng really praised him, why such a cute boy Yin (Shouyin) who is so attractive to Su must come, I am more soft and cute, accept any molesting and so on, this is not to harm him of it?Then he posted a section of his voice, only a short section, which was cut from Jiang Jibai's voice.Jiang Jibai listened to it, and couldn't help being a little smug, didn't he feel that what he heard from other people's links was different, it was extraordinary!
The girls also commented enthusiastically, Jiang Ji blushed, maybe it was because the voice dubbing boy really thought of himself as a boy.
A girl full of heart.
A capitalized voice command: Sao Nian, please come into my arms, oh, I want to be your mother, and I will definitely give birth to such a baby in the future~
Jibai os: People used to call me daddy, now it's finally my turn to be a son, Mama, you don't have to worry about my fake juvenile voice anymore.
Ye Yaoqi: I think of that summer, the boy who slept lightly under the silk tree, and the faint kiss, and the sweet mint fragrance.
Dawn os: You must be a young author with youthful feelings, and you must not dampen the enthusiasm of others.
Xianqing, give me my pity: I just thought of one sentence, seeing a gentleman, Yunhu is not happy.
Jiang Jibai: ...Thanks for your love.
I really didn't expect that people would like it very much, Jiang Jibai thought that even if this voice was forgotten tomorrow, there would be no regrets.It is impossible for a person's voice to remain the same throughout his life. He was a layman at the beginning, and he rushed in, but what he didn't expect was that he made it to today step by step.This was just one of his voices, but he wanted to amplify it, as if he was a lively young man, the former self.
Thinking about it, he would be moved by himself, Jiang Jibai was in a trance when he was thinking about it, when he was disturbed by the notification sound.This was the first time I sent him a private message.
This is a girl named Ah Jiu.
Ah Jiu is a house girl: Ah Nuo, may I ask if Lord Xiaobai is here, my sire Ah Jiu.
Dongfang Bai: Hello girl o(*^▽^*)o
Ah Jiu is an otaku girl: Sir, please be polite. I am a screenwriter. I was looking for a boy with a boyish voice, so I heard the voice of an adult. Please don’t dislike me and accept this drama.
Jiang Jibai was really interested in listening to the girl talking, and the adults were all embarrassed.
Dongfang Bai: Girl, call me Xiaobai, I'm really not used to it.
Ah Jiu is an otaku girl: Sorry, Xiaobai, do you want to read the script first?I'll send it to you.
Dongfang Bai: Alright, I'll take a look and get back to you.
Ah Jiu is a house girl: Thank you, Lord Xiaobai. ~(^_^)~
It can be seen that this girl is really a very shy girl, but there is a seriousness in talking to her.
The two added q, and she sent the script over.
Jiang Jibai thought of something else, and asked a few more questions: Is everyone else in the crew together?What about scholar-bureaucrats?
Ah Jiu: To tell you the truth, Mr. Xiaobai, in fact, there are only me and Digua now. Digua is the director, and I am the screenwriter and artist.
Jiang Jibai really didn't know what to say, so he had to ask again: "Where are the other cvs?"
Ah Jiu: You are the only one for now.
What an unreliable crew, Jiang Jibai was about to flip the table, but he held back, hey, he can't remember the last time he posted the emoji of flipping the table, it seems that his temper is getting better and better now, There is no way, the National People's Congress has grown up, and he is no longer a brat who draws a gun and uses a sword at every turn.
Ah Jiu: Sir, please don’t dislike it, we will really do it well. I wrote this script for half a year, and revised it for another half year. I really tried my best. (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...
Jiang Bai has listened to and acted on life and death too much, so naturally he won't be moved by a small expression, but he still wrote down the script.
Dongfang Bai: Do I want to audition?Just record one of them.
Ah Jiu: All right, please rest assured, we will work hard.My lord, you come on.
In fact, this is really a pretty good girl. When Jiang Jibai opened the script, he still thought so. Of course, he was completely affirmed after reading the script.
A young man has been studying in a private school and has read a lot of sage books, but one day he suddenly realizes that it is time for him to marry a wife.So he locked the chai gate of his house and went to Beijing.The capital city was very lively, and his little silver was quickly spent, but he still couldn't find his wife.He asked everyone he met, "Have you seen my wife?"
Others laughed at him, what kind of wife is a madman looking for, he should occupy a place in the Town God's Temple early so that he can sleep.
It turned out that he had been reduced to the role of a beggar, so he became a beggar, looking for a wife while begging.When others asked him again, he could tell what his wife looked like.After asking again and again, it actually came out.That person slapped his thigh, isn't this Miss Jian Jia from Ruyi Hall?So he went to beg in front of Ruyi Hall every day, and was beaten half to death in the end and kicked out.One day when he was suffering from hunger and cold, a girl who was exactly like what he had imagined brought him food. He was so hungry that he said to her after eating, "You are not the wife I am looking for."
The girl Jian Jia left, and he wandered around the streets like this. Everyone bullied him, but girls still went to him, gave him food, and then left.He did a lot of things, but it seemed like he didn't do anything, and in the end it was nothing.Until one day, he ran barefoot on the street, saying that he had seen his wife.When others asked, it turned out that they saw the current favorite concubine Xuan who was going to offer incense, and everyone was silent.The boy was taken away by the government the next day and never came back.
It's okay if the script is written strangely, even the lines are a bit nonsensical, in a word, I just don't understand it very well.It's just foggy.It is a bit similar to Wang Xiaobo's "Looking for Wushuang", with a bit of postmodernism.
And the script doesn't even have a name yet, but Jiang Jibai likes it so much that he even missed his nap after reading it.He has taken many books, both good and bad, and sometimes he is very immune. Even though the lines in his mouth are ridiculous, he still has to read them out with emotion.
It took a long time, but when Wen Che came to look for him, his eyes were still wide open, looking like he was possessed.
Wen Che knocked on his door, and then told Jiang Jibai the news, "The person who rented the house has come, he said that he has no time tomorrow, so he will come to see it today, call me and he is already at the door. "
Jiang Jibai immediately walked out, "Then why didn't you let him in?"
Wen Che hesitated for a moment, then listened to him, "I think this person is a bit dangerous, like a killer."
"Ah?" Jiang Ji's eyes widened, there are killers these days, don't they come to rob?
Wen Che rubbed his ears. He admitted that his cousin, as a professional, had absolutely nothing to say about dubbing, but the singing was really not flattering.
At this moment, Jiang Jibai, who is completely selfless, has already sung to the climax, "It's so cold~~~ I play mud in the Northeast, although the Northeast is not big, I don't have a home in Dalian~~~~"
The singing voice had completely overwhelmed the sound of the phone call. Wen Che watched the phone slide back and forth on the coffee table, stared at it for a few seconds, and then yelled, "Cousin, call!"
"Hey, look who it is?"
Wen Che glanced, "There is no note, it's from our city."
"Oh, who is that?" Jiang Jibai wiped his hands and came to pick it up. Just when he was about to ask who you are, the person over there shouted in a rough voice, "I heard that you have a villa for rent. okay?"
Jiang Jibai's eyes lit up, and he lip-synced to Wen Che, "I rent a house."
Wen Che nodded, and went to chat with people again.
Jiang Jibai immediately switched to the mode of salesman and catering service person. Although he was still a little dumb, he still praised his home seriously.During this period, the man with a loud voice asked a bunch of questions, Jiang Jibai patiently answered them one by one, until he hung up the phone, he let out a long breath and sat down on the sofa.
"How to say?" Wen Che asked without raising his head.
"He said he was coming to see the house tomorrow, and answering the phone is exhausting me."
Wen Che lowered his head and smiled softly, "Those who didn't know thought you were a professional in real estate sales."
"Really?" Jiang Jibai was happy, he just wanted to exercise himself and apply it at any time.
Wen Che raised his head and frowned, "I heard that tone is not easy to get along with."
"Well, it doesn't matter what he does, if he doesn't get along with me, I won't rent it to him. I can rent it to whoever I want to rent, my master."
Wen Che looked at his cousin and shook his head and smiled, look at his tone.
Jiang Jibai suddenly thought of something, "By the way, Xiao Che, teach me how to cook when you have time. Home cooking is fine. I really don't like cooking."
Wen Che was puzzled, "Why did you think of cooking?"
Jiang Jibai was silent for a while, "Alone, I haven't done much work outside for a year, do you think I've lost my shape?"
"Yes." Wen Che passed a big grape over, "I will cook in the future and make you fat and white."
Why does this sound wrong? "Little Che, you will have someone to support in the future, so it's your cousin's turn, hahaha." Jiang Jibai breathed a sigh of relief, then suddenly remembered that his cousin is a lovelorn, it's best not to mention these sad things .
Wen Che was really distracted listening to his cousin's words. He used to go to Nongyuelou to learn cooking skills from the master chefs every day. Although he was just an errand, he cooked for that person every weekend. When he saw him eating It is very happy to gobble it up.At that time, he seemed to be full of energy every day, studying recipes and seasonings all day long, and followed like a demon, but now, since the breakup that day, he hasn't even posted a status, this person seems to have evaporated from the world.
Wen Che gritted his teeth and thought about it for a long time, and felt that his back molars hurt a little. It must be because he gnawed too hard on the ribs today.He touched his chin and stood up, "Cousin, I'm going to rest for a while, are you sleeping?"
"Then you sleep, I'll play upstairs first."
Jiang Jibai just wanted to see how the newly sprouted network is doing. When he opened Weibo, he was taken aback. He had more than 200 fans. He didn't gain so much with a large size, okay? ?
Click in and see, the online partner Lianmeng really praised him, why such a cute boy Yin (Shouyin) who is so attractive to Su must come, I am more soft and cute, accept any molesting and so on, this is not to harm him of it?Then he posted a section of his voice, only a short section, which was cut from Jiang Jibai's voice.Jiang Jibai listened to it, and couldn't help being a little smug, didn't he feel that what he heard from other people's links was different, it was extraordinary!
The girls also commented enthusiastically, Jiang Ji blushed, maybe it was because the voice dubbing boy really thought of himself as a boy.
A girl full of heart.
A capitalized voice command: Sao Nian, please come into my arms, oh, I want to be your mother, and I will definitely give birth to such a baby in the future~
Jibai os: People used to call me daddy, now it's finally my turn to be a son, Mama, you don't have to worry about my fake juvenile voice anymore.
Ye Yaoqi: I think of that summer, the boy who slept lightly under the silk tree, and the faint kiss, and the sweet mint fragrance.
Dawn os: You must be a young author with youthful feelings, and you must not dampen the enthusiasm of others.
Xianqing, give me my pity: I just thought of one sentence, seeing a gentleman, Yunhu is not happy.
Jiang Jibai: ...Thanks for your love.
I really didn't expect that people would like it very much, Jiang Jibai thought that even if this voice was forgotten tomorrow, there would be no regrets.It is impossible for a person's voice to remain the same throughout his life. He was a layman at the beginning, and he rushed in, but what he didn't expect was that he made it to today step by step.This was just one of his voices, but he wanted to amplify it, as if he was a lively young man, the former self.
Thinking about it, he would be moved by himself, Jiang Jibai was in a trance when he was thinking about it, when he was disturbed by the notification sound.This was the first time I sent him a private message.
This is a girl named Ah Jiu.
Ah Jiu is a house girl: Ah Nuo, may I ask if Lord Xiaobai is here, my sire Ah Jiu.
Dongfang Bai: Hello girl o(*^▽^*)o
Ah Jiu is an otaku girl: Sir, please be polite. I am a screenwriter. I was looking for a boy with a boyish voice, so I heard the voice of an adult. Please don’t dislike me and accept this drama.
Jiang Jibai was really interested in listening to the girl talking, and the adults were all embarrassed.
Dongfang Bai: Girl, call me Xiaobai, I'm really not used to it.
Ah Jiu is an otaku girl: Sorry, Xiaobai, do you want to read the script first?I'll send it to you.
Dongfang Bai: Alright, I'll take a look and get back to you.
Ah Jiu is a house girl: Thank you, Lord Xiaobai. ~(^_^)~
It can be seen that this girl is really a very shy girl, but there is a seriousness in talking to her.
The two added q, and she sent the script over.
Jiang Jibai thought of something else, and asked a few more questions: Is everyone else in the crew together?What about scholar-bureaucrats?
Ah Jiu: To tell you the truth, Mr. Xiaobai, in fact, there are only me and Digua now. Digua is the director, and I am the screenwriter and artist.
Jiang Jibai really didn't know what to say, so he had to ask again: "Where are the other cvs?"
Ah Jiu: You are the only one for now.
What an unreliable crew, Jiang Jibai was about to flip the table, but he held back, hey, he can't remember the last time he posted the emoji of flipping the table, it seems that his temper is getting better and better now, There is no way, the National People's Congress has grown up, and he is no longer a brat who draws a gun and uses a sword at every turn.
Ah Jiu: Sir, please don’t dislike it, we will really do it well. I wrote this script for half a year, and revised it for another half year. I really tried my best. (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...
Jiang Bai has listened to and acted on life and death too much, so naturally he won't be moved by a small expression, but he still wrote down the script.
Dongfang Bai: Do I want to audition?Just record one of them.
Ah Jiu: All right, please rest assured, we will work hard.My lord, you come on.
In fact, this is really a pretty good girl. When Jiang Jibai opened the script, he still thought so. Of course, he was completely affirmed after reading the script.
A young man has been studying in a private school and has read a lot of sage books, but one day he suddenly realizes that it is time for him to marry a wife.So he locked the chai gate of his house and went to Beijing.The capital city was very lively, and his little silver was quickly spent, but he still couldn't find his wife.He asked everyone he met, "Have you seen my wife?"
Others laughed at him, what kind of wife is a madman looking for, he should occupy a place in the Town God's Temple early so that he can sleep.
It turned out that he had been reduced to the role of a beggar, so he became a beggar, looking for a wife while begging.When others asked him again, he could tell what his wife looked like.After asking again and again, it actually came out.That person slapped his thigh, isn't this Miss Jian Jia from Ruyi Hall?So he went to beg in front of Ruyi Hall every day, and was beaten half to death in the end and kicked out.One day when he was suffering from hunger and cold, a girl who was exactly like what he had imagined brought him food. He was so hungry that he said to her after eating, "You are not the wife I am looking for."
The girl Jian Jia left, and he wandered around the streets like this. Everyone bullied him, but girls still went to him, gave him food, and then left.He did a lot of things, but it seemed like he didn't do anything, and in the end it was nothing.Until one day, he ran barefoot on the street, saying that he had seen his wife.When others asked, it turned out that they saw the current favorite concubine Xuan who was going to offer incense, and everyone was silent.The boy was taken away by the government the next day and never came back.
It's okay if the script is written strangely, even the lines are a bit nonsensical, in a word, I just don't understand it very well.It's just foggy.It is a bit similar to Wang Xiaobo's "Looking for Wushuang", with a bit of postmodernism.
And the script doesn't even have a name yet, but Jiang Jibai likes it so much that he even missed his nap after reading it.He has taken many books, both good and bad, and sometimes he is very immune. Even though the lines in his mouth are ridiculous, he still has to read them out with emotion.
It took a long time, but when Wen Che came to look for him, his eyes were still wide open, looking like he was possessed.
Wen Che knocked on his door, and then told Jiang Jibai the news, "The person who rented the house has come, he said that he has no time tomorrow, so he will come to see it today, call me and he is already at the door. "
Jiang Jibai immediately walked out, "Then why didn't you let him in?"
Wen Che hesitated for a moment, then listened to him, "I think this person is a bit dangerous, like a killer."
"Ah?" Jiang Ji's eyes widened, there are killers these days, don't they come to rob?
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