[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The author has something to say: the weather is warm and cold, and the people who went to work at the beginning were a little bit too much, so they had a bad cold for three days, and it improved a little today. I will update a chapter first.

If it is said that the broadcast of Teacher Hao’s exclusive interview only attracted the attention of the people of China and South Korea to Jian Jie, but Jian Jian’s appearance in the fashion show as a lucky person has aroused the interest of people from all over Europe. After its appearance, it attracted the attention of the American people. This made Im Seok-hwan's "Visiting the Talented Queen" album not only topped the Korean charts, but was also frequently rebroadcast by media around the world. News such as "Online Games" and "The Lucky Fashion Master" are among the top.But she performed a series of good shows at the club's opening show, which gave her a new nickname overnight: National Goddess!

For this reason, netizens in China and South Korea almost set off a cross-border scolding war, all about which country the goddess is the national goddess of!The Korean people who love plagiarism threatened that if Jian Jie hadn't rushed to the awards stage, how could she be famous?So the queen is naturally the goddess of the Republic of Korea!And Chinese netizens argue that the queen is a Hong Kong citizen who is absolutely innocent!Some replied that as long as it is a talent, it belongs to your kimchi country!Humans around the world and even ET belong to your kimchi country!

The two sides debated for a long time to no avail, but in the end it was Gu Junbiao who calmed down the turmoil with a tweet: "Simplicity is Chinese. This is an unquestionable fact. I think that no matter what country you are from, if you like her, you can call her Her nickname you like, if you don't like her, you can treat her as a passerby, why waste time and energy debating such a simple question? Love knows no borders."

Since the close boyfriends of the parties said that love knows no borders, what else is there to say?Chinese netizens think that the queen is Chinese anyway, which is an iron-clad fact, while Korean netizens think that anyway, the queen will become a Korean daughter-in-law sooner or later.So Chinese and South Korean netizens stopped eating and shook hands to make peace.

This tweet was retweeted crazily not long after it was posted, and the amount of retweets on Weibo was even more astonishing. Most netizens said that the gentleman's remarks were worthy of praise, but there were also unreasonable ones, such as the big star Fei Muwen, who directly posted The screenshot of the news of the two riding the Bugatti Veyron left a message on Gu Junbiao’s Weibo and asked: "Gentleman, I really want this car in the new film, my mouth is watering. I can’t get through to my compatriot’s mobile phone, please tell me, thank you."

This seemingly reckless Weibo message has attracted the attention of netizens. I really can't figure out why Fei Muwen dared to borrow a luxury car worth more than 4000 million yuan?He is used to acting in action movies, and he probably will stage a car chase in the new movie. Doesn't he know that it will cost tens of thousands of dollars to rub off a little paint? !But more netizens are super curious about the relationship between these celebrities who don't match the world at all.

And then Gu Junbiao's reply opened the eyes of netizens, "I can't get through, but I can lend it at my discretion. If you are in a hurry, you can fly over to pick up the car by yourself. I have no time to fly out recently. If you are not in a hurry, my family will take the car next week. Fly to China, by the way."

Fei Muwen replied immediately: "Urgent! I'll fly! Thank you. I will return it in about 20 days. You and the Queen both have a car to drive. It should be OK, right?"

Koo Joon Pyo replied politely: "Small things, since we are friends, why should we thank you? Don't worry, the quality of the new film is important. I wish the filming goes well and the box office will be a hit."

As soon as Fei Muwen got worried, he started to talk nonsense: "Brother, how can you not get through to the Queen's mobile phone? I despise you."

Gu Junbiao sweated silently, and replied helplessly: "That workaholic is in retreat, and it is strictly forbidden to harass the world, you understand."

Fei Muwen directly sent a sweaty little emoji, "Understood! I have booked a flight ticket to South Korea, and I'm leaving now, please entertain me."

Gu Junpyo replied with a smile: "Sure, guarantee VIP treatment, who told you to be the artist who changed her prejudice against the entertainment industry? Call and see you in Seoul."

Fei Muwen, who is also a mild-mannered person who loves to tell the truth, made every effort, "Please visit your clubhouse."

Gu Junbiao replied even more decently: "I can't ask for it, the superstar of the emperor is willing to add luster to our company, I am very grateful."

It is estimated that Fei Muwen was busy going out and did not reply again, so Gu Junbiao also went offline.However, netizens discussed this "New World" in full swing, and the plot of guessing the origin of the three is quite loving, and it has a unique taste of romantic idol dramas, but there are also snake spirits who make all kinds of godly remarks, and some say that Baboon Stars are involved in the current situation. Among the mistresses, some say that the queen is good at cheating, and some say that the gentleman really knows how to create myths, and he loves the trick of two men serving one woman at the same time, and so on.

That night, Mr. Hao thought for a long time before carefully posting a long Weibo, telling the story of everyone being blocked at Seoul Airport, but whitewashed the real reason, saying that the airport staff misunderstood because of language barriers and missed it. During the boarding time, there was a simple act of kindness and help so that everyone did not miss the appointment. It also allowed Director Chen to meet his wife and newborn baby in the shortest possible time. This is the reason why everyone met the queen, the gentleman sister and F4.

Then several other hitchhikers also reposted this Weibo, proving that what Teacher Hao said was true.Director Chen also posted a family portrait, saying that his wife wanted to thank Jian Jian and others personally, and implicitly expressed his gratitude to Jie Jian for taking the opportunity.Sister Man directly placed an advertisement for the movie that will be released soon, and said with a smile that luckily she didn't break the red wine on the plane, otherwise she would have no face to see the Queen.

As a result, public opinion was in an uproar. Netizens who had watched the film shouted: "My God! It turns out that the wonderful fighting scene in the film was filmed on the Queen's special plane! Now let's think about the layout on the plane, milky white and pure black, elegant It's extravagant, and it really looks like the empress's concise and clear style!"

Many netizens who have never seen the movie expressed that they had long wanted to watch the movie after hearing that it had a good reputation.Some people rushed to Fei Muwen and Director Chen's Weibo to leave messages asking when the next new film will be screened, how the Queen's car will be unveiled, and so on.

Sister Man, who was so happy to stick to her Weibo position and not move, spouted popcorn with a smile, wow haha... This is definitely the rhythm of the new movie being popular for half a day before it airs!

But F4 just laughed it off after learning about it. This kind of adult beauty is harmless. Anyway, various luxury cars have been exposed all the time, so it doesn't matter to show off the special plane again.Besides, Director Chen, Fei Muwen and others contribute a lot to the cause of student aid every year, so they should do charity indirectly.

But brevity is the same as any celebrity, as long as it is red to purple, someone will splash black water to find a sense of existence.Within a few days, there were many red eyes and snake spirits who questioned the scene of Jian Jie playing poker. They gave evidence that there were obvious traces of editing, and the eyes at that time were suspicious, and they swore that this was A set "genius drama" with an IQ of 186?Blow it!It is hard to believe that a 20-year-old person can reach this level of supernatural powers, unless she was practicing in the womb and could speak several languages ​​when she was born.

F4 sneered at such remarks, not even interested in taking a second look.But maybe the brevity is really too much, or the fact that today's media is deceiving for hype happens from time to time. The fallacy of "falsified genius queen" has intensified with the silence of F4, and brevity has been refusing Answering any call, it is naturally even more impossible to jump on Twitter to refute. Gradually, some vacillating netizens have followed suit, and the voice for telling the truth is getting louder.

So Gu Junpyo had no choice but to go to Twitter and find a message from a netizen saying "I don't want people to think it's a fake, so I ask your girlfriend to show up in real life to testify in actual combat." Idiot debate, this will not only lower my style, but also lower my IQ, because you will beat me as a normal person with your rich experience of idiots. It is said that there is only a thin line between an idiot and a genius, maybe one day I will A talented girlfriend is willing to take the time to imitate the rhythm of an idiot, I have seen her schedule, every February [-]th she is free to have a debate with you, I wonder what you like?"

This sarcasm made many netizens laugh out loud, saying that a gentleman and a queen are really in harmony. Look at this kind of tricky, weird, arrogant and surly temperament, they are exactly the same.But there are also people who express doubts about the conciseness, and leave a message pessimistically asking if the loveliest couple in history has had a little awkwardness. Otherwise, how can the queen who loves to slap people not join in the fun and let her boyfriend fight alone?

The simplicity that threw Twitter and Weibo into outer space has no time to slap people in the face, but it doesn't mean that others have no time either.

For example, a certain principal who seemed to be extremely idle, posted a super eye-catching message under the concise tweet: "J, although your paper grades last month were excellent, you should still come to school before the Christmas holiday A few classes, right? If you don’t want to earn credits, tell me earlier, and save me from wasting time on your graduation comments.”

Isn't this twitter registered name the principal of Cambridge!Before the gimmicked netizens could ask questions, Ms. McGrady, a female professor of psychology at Harvard University and a famous American psychologist, made a humorous speech: "Ai, the master's degree certificate in psychology that Jane obtained two years ago is still moldy in my drawer. Well, how great do you think your Cambridge finance degree is?"

A certain headmaster immediately snarled: "Oh God! Fat McGrady, I will never forget the day I tested J's IQ four years ago. Damn you took J away with a slight advantage! I want to curse you for never being able to issue that A certificate!"

Ms. McGrady replied gently: "It's just a piece of paper. She and I have never cared about it. What we care about is always our physical and mental health. I think you need my help. You are welcome to come to the United States to chat with me at any time. The consultation fee can be discuss."

A professor from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, a mutual Twitter friend of the two, interjected bitterly: "Are you talking about the genius girl whose IQ was close to 190 back then, who is now known to everyone on the earth as the beauty queen? Tell me where she is, I have to Tell her that the Business Administration Department of our school is definitely better than that of Shinhwa University! She should come here!"

Ms. McGrady continued to show humor and tell the truth: "Dude, without that Korean gentleman at MIT, Jane wouldn't go to your school."

And a certain principal replied gloatingly: "J recently hangs out with K in the United States, and I think her IQ will be negative when she gets out of the test, haha... Old man, you should give up this idea as soon as possible."

A certain professor suddenly said in grief and anger: "Oh...God! I hate that devil! I don't even want to see him in my dreams!"

Ms. McGrady was ecstatic: "Ai, is this true? I'll call K right away, I want to have dinner with Jane!"

A certain principal immediately posted a few pictures of Chinese food that made people drool over three thousand feet, "When you see J, show her these, she will understand what I mean."

So Ms. McGrady, who is also a Chinese food lover, discussed these recipes with a certain principal, and a certain professor occasionally interrupted to ask a few questions, which was very lively.

Netizens from all over the world who were lucky enough to see the three people's messages were dumbfounded.Empress, do you dare to be more terrifying!Cambridge, Harvard, and MIT are all top schools in the world!It is extremely difficult for ordinary people to get into any university, but the queen is forced to study, not to mention, so awesome that she doesn't even bother to get a certificate?Moreover, people from the three famous schools have bluntly proved that her IQ is close to 190. Now, does anyone dare to doubt that she is an "artificial genius"!This slap in the face is really loud!It can also be seen how low-key the queen is, how many amazing little secrets are hidden in her genius head? !

Even F4, the queen mother and others were amazed. What F4 wondered was how many famous school professors were knocked down by a certain god with Chinese delicacy. The queen mother wondered that the girl was not conspiring with Professor Clayderman in the King Club in Munich. ruse?