[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

A certain dusty diamond quietly flew away from South Korea in the middle of the night, and she was still jet-lagged on the plane when she received a call from the Queen Mother, asking her to apply for a Twitter account to explain the interview with Im Seok-hwan in person, otherwise it would have to be exposed directly The various identities other than the Fourth Young Master of the Tang Sect, such as being born in Cambridge, make people chew their tongues.To put it bluntly, the queen mother wants to show off again.

Jian Jie originally wanted to say that it was just the false name of a special-excellent admitted student, so he could expose it casually, but then he thought that his information has always been kept secret from the outside world, and other than his own professor and other veterans, only his fellow students know about it, let alone the outside world. It may be found out that even the students in this school don't know that there is such a number one person as her, so exposing this is likely to cause even greater criticism, and it is appropriate to be splashed with black water at that time.It is okay to ask the principal to prove it in person, but that old slippery man will definitely dig a trap and ask her to jump. After much deliberation, she decided that one more thing is worse than one less thing, and she readily agreed.

In line with the fool's entertainment spirit that being alone is worse than having fun with others, I simply sent a group text message to all my friends saying that no matter whether they have applied for Twitter or not, they have to play with them for a while, and also said that their debut Twitter show will be dedicated to the first A child who applied for it received enthusiastic responses from all parties.

Only Master Crab expressed his displeasure and dared to give others a chance indiscriminately?Find a beating!A certain god-man rubbed his nose, thinking that being threatened by the elders is considered filial piety to the elders, but what is the matter of being threatened by the younger ones?But recently, Master Crab's kung fu has improved by leaps and bounds under the training/teaching of the idler Shang Jiming, and he seems to be able to compete with himself, so he had to stop cooking and show each other their first show after an appointment time for application.

Because the application for Twitter is a real-name system, Master Crab's personal information such as birth date and horoscope are all displayed for people to admire. The identity description is very simple: "Life" internal beta player.

The self-introduction is a bit mysterious and resonates in Chinese and Korean bilingual: Because of you, and only you, I don't need to compromise my life.

The content of the first tweet is as follows: have a good trip, report safe arrival, return early, waiting for you.

Just as Gu Junbiao retracted his front paws and counted the time, within ten seconds he came to apply for a friend notification, and when he opened it, it turned out to be some god-man: I want to tease a handsome guy, open the door!

"Pfft! Dude, let's see what you wrote." After Gu Junbiao responded, he immediately went to appreciate his girlfriend's twitter, tsk, as expected, the real person is as concise as the name suggests, scanning all the content with just two eyes.

Identity description: The "Life" game studio is a sad little boss.Self-introduction: I am usually a person, what is abnormal?Guess, guess, guess, guess!The content of the first tweet: Flying in mid-air pretending to be a bird, please go back to the nest and sleep late.There is only one sentence in response to him: Received!

Gu Junbiao smiled silently, he didn't want to show off on this kind of public platform, so he sent a text message: "I started to miss it as soon as I flew away, don't let me keep drawing circles on the calendar, okay?"

A little greasy!A certain godman grinned happily, and replied: "Ten days later, you can politely say that the flowers on Moshang are blooming, but you can return slowly."

"Okay, I'll only wait for you for two weeks, if you don't return, I'll fly over and catch you."

"Temporarily landing on the plane to refuel, I will deal with the big reporter Ren. Early to bed and early to rise is a hero, if you dare to wrinkle, you will fly away without discussion, understand?"

This pig's concern is always hidden under the rogue appearance, Gu Junbiao smiled sweetly, and turned off the computer obediently, "You should also pay attention to your body, I'm asleep, Ann."

Jian Jie casually posted a picture of his elder brother Yuzhao who was lying on the pillow and drooling, and then ran to Ren Xihuan's Twitter to post an honorific apology, saying that he had to fly to Europe temporarily, and he would contact him when he came back.Then, regardless of the reaction from below, I went straight to find my friends to play Twitter, and I went to pretend to be Sleeping Beauty after all kinds of friends gave orders to allow "meeting on the Internet" and so on.

After arriving at the private apartment in the UK, I turned on the computer and saw that Jian Jian directly poured tea.why?Just because her comments on Twitter are crazy!Hundreds of thousands of comments and N requests to add friends appeared overnight, and some Chinese fans came over the wall to ask for interaction!With trembling fingers, she posted a picture of a mosquito-repellent eye baby, weakly expressing that such enthusiasm is a bit unstoppable, and begging for some time to calm down her fragile heart.Gu Chuye and other friends responded quickly and provided various convenient doors for the players to have fun and socialize. Only then did Jie Jie barely escape the catastrophe.

That night, Jian Jie, who had just woken up, received a call from the queen mother again. This time the request was a little too much, saying that she did not trust her to be punctual and trustworthy, so she wanted to go to the roof room to shoot some short information videos for backup. If she could not complete the interview task before the end of the month Use these to fool the public.

Don't look at Jian Jie, who is usually treacherous, but when it comes to the first principle of a businessman: punctuality and trustworthiness, she is very honest. Since she is really uncertain how long the negotiations with the United States will take, she will bite if she dare not speak nonsense. Gritting his teeth, he agreed, and only asked the empress dowager, who showed off her love, to keep a low profile as much as possible.

The queen mother fully agreed, saying that she didn't want to add extra workload, so she was relieved 1 times.The more succinctly she said it, the more ominous she felt, and she always felt that she had been inexplicably tricked.

And the facts were indeed as she expected, after the queen mother hung up the phone, she immediately smiled sinisterly: "Hmph... You stinky girl, didn't you say that you love to slap people in the face silently? This time, I will try my best to hit you once." Little face, hehe..."

Three days later, when Jian Jie was reporting homework in the professor's office, three interview teams from Hong Kong Phoenix Satellite TV, Shinhwa Media and Mr. Hao, represented by Hong Kong's Phoenix TV, and Mr. Hao, were personally invited by the Queen Mother to arrive at the rooftop room for secret filming.

Although Mr. Crab protested bravely and loudly, F3 also tried his best to persuade him, but how could he beat the power of the Queen Mother?The four of them wanted to make small reports many times but were stopped by the long-sighted queen mother, so they could only resign themselves to their fate and continue to do their homework to deal with the affairs of the club.

Master Crab, who felt that his private world was being invaded by the enemy, was very upset. When the cameraman took pictures of him here, he led his friends to hide there. If he was really angry, he secretly ordered his elder brother to add to the chaos. One, what are you afraid of?

The three media outlets took pictures of the rooftop courtyard and the kennels downstairs. Are the three mattresses really brilliant?The big brother who was so mischievous that he was powerless was paralyzed on the bed, showing off the local tyrant's diamond chain, which is very eye-catching, isn't it?After filming these scenes that are both talkative and loving, they naturally turned to the bookcase of a certain god, so the three hosts made all kinds of exclamations, did they?

Mr. Hao, a foreign guest who received special treatment, took the lead to comment on the camera: "Many people say that the queen is very crazy, but I want to say that if there is no investigation, she has no right to speak! You see, the queen really can't keep a low profile. She can at least be English, French, Japanese, German, Korean, Russian, and Dutch seven foreign languages, but we have never heard her talk about it, only heard her say that she is half a bucket of water dangling, and the only time she showed five foreign languages ​​was at the press conference In fact, I think she would keep a low profile if it wasn't for work."

He directed the cameraman to point at the introduction of those professional business books in various languages: "Everyone, please look at the titles of these books... Like this French version of "Introduction to Economics", look, the signature on the title page is domineering and mighty, it is the Queen's handwriting The book is very old, and there are many annotations in the blank space. Wow, the annotations are in different languages. This book has obviously not only been read many times by the owner, but also became an exercise book for the owner to write in various languages. It is conceivable that the queen is by no means as simple as saying hello and goodbye in a foreign language.

Let's look at this again... Before I came here, I heard from insiders that the Queen's IQ is superior, but now I think her hard work is a hundred times better than ordinary people!The queen definitely has the strength and confidence to prove to the world that she did not rely on luck alone to create such an amazing achievement today! "

Mr. Hao subtly criticized the succinct remarks on the Internet. Regarding personal items such as mattresses, he directly skipped the imaginative topics. Instead, he jokingly said that he also wanted to join this study group to study further. , and then he tactfully signaled the cameraman to stop, and asked the two colleagues to record in the corner of the room.

Different from Mr. Hao’s lofty perspective, the Hong Kong counterparts pay more attention to the details of the life of the queen and F4, and carefully photographed leisure books and expensive appliances, etc. In the end, the host lamented that the queen is a workaholic, because there are almost no game supplies in the house. , not even a must-have item for girls such as fashion magazines!

At this time, Yin Zhihou happened to go downstairs to pour tea, and the host stopped him to ask questions.If it was Ren Xihuan, it is estimated that Yin Zhihou would walk away, but he is not good at this for foreign guests, so he can only explain why the life books are so new that they have not been read. It is a simple and simple tool for changing the mind. The knowledge in the book is used in " There are also quite a few updated question-and-answer sections in "Life", and he also joked that players usually read more books, so that they can save some travel expenses and play "Life" well.

The host joked: "Mr. Yin, you really took the opportunity to advertise!"

Yin Zhihou slipped a string of Chinese in a serious manner: "In today's era, the saying 'The smell of wine is not afraid of deep alleys' has long since ceased to work. The Korean version of "Life" is about to launch. For the sake of the future of the club, of course we have to spread the word .”

Ren Xihuan couldn't help asking: "When does this refer to specifically? Will it be held together with the opening of the club?"

Yin Zhihou smiled slightly, "I can't tell you this question until Miss Jiejian comes back." After he finished speaking, he apologized and went upstairs to serve a certain irritable little crab with tea.

After the three media had finished filming what they could film, it was already the beginning of the night. Jiang Xishu invited two foreign media to dine and stay at the hotel. A small gift was given to Gu Junbiao. The queen mother knew that although the two had known each other for a short time, they had a long friendship, so she asked her son a few words and led the crowd to leave.

Gu Junbiao, who was hiding in the flower room, had seen the situation downstairs through the monitoring system and was very satisfied with Teacher Hao's performance, so he secretly sent a text message to invite him to have a meal alone.

Five people and two cars went to a Japanese restaurant frequented by F4 to have a rough meal. During the dinner, Su Yizheng also used a computer to make a video call with a certain god in the UK. After finishing the small report, he greatly praised Mr. Hao. some.

A man of gods lamented after learning of this farce: "People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. How lucky am I to be able to have both?"

Mr. Crab replied dumbfoundedly: "Don't worry, you won't be slaughtered in a few decades just because of the weight of your pig."

"That's why you treated me badly!"

"Damn! It's because you don't know how to feed pets and you can't gain weight, okay?"

"You know pets! Your whole family knows pets! If you know pets, go to my house for a stroll!"

"...Uh, have you eaten yet? Pay attention to your body."

Seeing that Master Crab lost his battle with just a few words, everyone couldn't help laughing and collapsed on the floor. Song Yubin said, "What a genius! You can still talk to Master Crab so boringly from far away in the sky."

Teacher Hao put forward the so-called "entrustment of colleagues", to take care of foreign netizens concisely and open a Weibo at the same time, so that Chinese netizens can understand her current situation without going over the wall, and respond to those comments that are not very loving in a timely manner. Clarify and avoid introducing more unnecessary topics.

Concisely and depressedly, she said that just one tweet is enough for her to go crazy, and another Weibo, wouldn't she even have time to drink water?Teacher Hao thoughtfully suggested that fans from various countries could set up their own special forums, and vote for ten questions every week. She could answer them in Korean, Chinese and English, and then forward them to the domestic Weibo platform. Help her forward and explain something.

This suggestion was unanimously approved by F4. Gu Junbiao also said that a few members of the clubhouse staff could be selected to form a group to manage the forum and express their views.A certain lazy girl agreed, but on the grounds that she was going to fly to France soon, she even handed over the application for Weibo to Mrs. Hao, and instead of letting Gu Junbiao manage her Weibo, she had to let Song Yubin play it alone. , Said that this girl is more reliable and good-tempered than anyone else.

Unlike the angrily Mr. Crab, Song Yubin didn't like to be surprised, and asked fearfully: "Are you going to cause a lot of trouble and let me, the president, clean up the mess for you?"

A certain god-man replied seriously: "Hey...hey..."

These two smirks sent chills down Master Crab's spine. He had a very bad feeling, but it turned out to be true!