[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

In mid-October, Jian Jie finally got the super system that learned from everyone's strengths and was able to completely evacuate Zhongnanhai.When she was done, she solemnly bowed deeply to Shang Haiming who had been with her all the time. No one knew his hard work during these days better than her.To know how long she spends in the main computer room, he has to guard her with all his energy. When she is slumped on the sofa and sleeping soundly, he has to be busy taking her pulse and preparing various meals to regulate her body. Basically, every day Sleeping for less than four hours, only when he left Zhongnanhai could he get a solid and long sleep.

Despite all the hard work, this taciturn doctor who loves to tell cold jokes has never said a word, and has repeatedly rejected the proposal of Shang Jiming, who is good at diet therapy, to come to replace him. The reason is very simple. The least conspicuous of me is the most suitable candidate for this long class.

As for the succinct and grand thank you, he just cupped his fists and said calmly: "Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the country, and the effort of raising one's hand is not worth mentioning."

Concisely bid farewell to the three ultimate big bosses. When she heard that Minister Yang laughed and said that she would ask for salary, she borrowed this sentence very smoothly, but her tone and face were described in the words of the chairman: "This is from you. What this profiteer said was too high-sounding, but it made us old men feel very uneasy, you'd better just say the price, so as not to hit the door to collect debts in the future if you have nothing to do. "

A god-man comforted him very considerately: "Chairman, haven't you heard that standing up to borrow money and kneeling to collect debts are popular these days? Since people who owe debts are even more awesome, then everything will be fine if you admit the debt and pay it back." .”

The prime minister briefly mentioned Ju's father's refusal of the project, and bluntly asked how to bribe this upright foreign businessman.A man of god blinked his panda eyes first, and then showed his heartbroken expression without any discussion: "Prime Minister, I'm sorry for the party and the 15 billion compatriots in the motherland. I accidentally lost my Chinese hearing after spending too long in the kimchi country. Don't worry, I'll go back and make up for the first grade of elementary school!"

"Hahaha...you naughty girl!"

Just so concise, she waved her sleeves in the laughter of the three old people, but after returning to the International World Hotel, which is known as the "Cooperative Publicity Base Camp", she still couldn't help but get familiar with the recent ones. Xie Mingzhe made a phone call and dug a hole for the Shinhwa Consortium's young master An Da, who was very successful in the mobile phone industry in mainland China.In fact, it's nothing to put it bluntly, it's just that the industry, commerce, finance, taxation, anti-corruption and other departments will have more fun when Master Crab slams him down in the future.

Because the domestic situation of "Life" is very good, Ruifeng Hi-Tech has arranged everything in an orderly manner, so there is no need to worry about being concise, so it is ready to fly to South Korea to promote the Korean version of "Life" and the club, and comfort a certain girlfriend by the way. The little crab who was so angry that he rushed to Yunxiao.However, classmate Shang Yilian, who acted as her temporary manager, cried that she had been driven crazy by the media who demanded a separate interview, and she was only willing to let her go to the kimchi country to fool around if she was required to shoot a dart at random to deal with it.

So I concluded that Xiaoshang's fake crying technique is too cruel and it is very likely that a certain god man in the window of the soul really obediently shot a dart, but when he saw the girl who was shot, he was immediately happy, and even said where is life really? Do not meet!Just because this lucky guy was one of the people on the special plane, the thin male host among the three mainland hosts. He vaguely remembered that he praised him for not knowing celebrities but knowing the rules of the entertainment industry.

In order to avoid unnecessary embarrassment due to lack of information, Jian Jie deliberately searched the Internet for the information of this Jianghu person known as Mr. Hao, and learned that he is not only the head host of a popular entertainment program on a certain domestic satellite TV, but also the host of a certain TV show on the same stage. As a guest host of a personal interview show, I can't help but secretly wonder if this time I "became a regular" because I once had a relationship with myself before I specially sent a photo for an interview?Thinking about it makes me happy, hey... I really think of myself as a green onion!

But it turns out that she is not only an onion, but also a good onion with a bubbling fragrance.When she flicked the phone according to the contact information, she was slightly taken aback by Teacher Hao's enthusiasm. After a few words of pleasantries, she immediately acted vigorously and quickly finalized the recording date before hanging up the phone. Suddenly, she felt a cool breeze on her back. Wind Howl had a bad feeling, and couldn't help but think about whether he should tell the other party that next year's April Fool's Day had passed early and then shoot a dart in earnest?

However, it is definitely not the work of a profiteer, so a certain god-man flicked his head regardless, and happily flew to Kimchi Country with a small package of "pickles as a gift". Although he was attacked enthusiastically at Beijing and Seoul airports, Brave and invincible, she passed five hurdles all the way and finally flew to her boyfriend's side smoothly. She had been with him happily for several days, and was sent off by her friends with blank eyes two days before her birthday. Fly to Beijing to start the journey of making a fool of yourself.

Make a fool of yourself?Yes, it must be!

Speaking of unsuspecting, when a certain two gangsters held hands and rushed into the VIP passage with a smile, they were shocked by the sudden wave of welcome!This caused a certain god-man to stand there in a daze and show off his round-eyed and round-mouthed cuteness, ahem... This time, she really wasn't pretending, she was really dumb, because she never dreamed that she would be loved so much This is the realm of superstars.

The two bodyguards at the front suddenly shouted a warning: "Back! Back up!"

"Jane!" Immediately afterwards, Gu Junbiao yelled and hugged her tightly in front of her chest, with one hand still firmly pressing the back of her head, while whispering a warning in his ear, he backed away slowly, "There are lilies, I don't say you must not raise your head, don't be afraid, it will be fine after a while..."

Shang Jiming, who was accompanying him this time, followed up quickly, staring at the simple lower back without blinking his brown eyes with a smile on his face, and pressing his hand on the acupuncture box at his waist, always ready Take it out as quickly as possible.

The bodyguards all hated themselves for being too careless, why didn't they call a certain Zhongnanhai bodyguard who was specially placed by Minister Yang at the airport to ask about the situation before landing.But they were as puzzled as they were concise. Why did so many fans pop up all of a sudden? In the past, it was just reporters and passengers who happened to pass by to join in the fun. They had never encountered a situation where bouquets of bouquets and placards were lined up to greet them. .

They have always been low-key and used to it. How could they have thought that this was a gimmick specially arranged by the TV station: the Queen's arrival time in Beijing was announced through Mr. Hao's Weibo, so that fans of "Life" could go to greet her, and wanted to create a small In addition to the surprise, I also made a teaser video by the way.

The welcome of the people of the motherland was directly turned into a silent track by a series of strange tricks by Master Crab and others, but as the bodyguards quickly dispersed around, they seriously demanded that the children holding flowers leave here, otherwise they will not hesitate to use force to solve it. Then I realized that the queen has pollen allergies!

So the scene immediately entered into a chaotic rhythm. Those who took the flowers and touched the flowers quickly retreated to the route that Jian Jie and others would not be able to walk, and some people kept reminding or echoing that it would be faster to go here or there. The size is not weaker than before.No one would think that this is the empress' bad tone of playing big cards or pretending to be mysterious, because almost everyone can clearly see the sudden change of expression of Gu Junpyo, who was originally smiling just now, and the panic in his eyes It is definitely not a disguise, but the fear that is really inspired from the bottom of my heart!

After 10 minutes, the scene quieted down under the command of the airport staff. The bodyguards stood at their posts one by one, still blocking the crowd, and reported to Jian Jie that the situation was OK.

The first one to appear was Shang Jiming, he didn't dare to cast his eyes carelessly before shouting back: "Get out of the cage."

Then Gu Junbiao took a look and walked out slowly holding his girlfriend who was stunned by the thunder and lightning. He first bowed deeply to the breath-holding crowd on both sides, and then said Apologize in fluent Chinese: "Sorry for causing trouble to everyone. If someone was accidentally injured just now, we are willing to take full responsibility to the end."

Only then did the welcome crowd dare to make a sound, chattering all kinds of words of apology or welcome, so excited that they were thinking hard why a certain god-man in such a strange scene suddenly raised his head and raised an index finger from the left. Draw a circle to the right, and screamed: "Oh! I know!"

N people asked in unison: "Know what?"

A certain godman replied affirmatively: "You are not passing by, you have premeditated!"

"Pfft!" Master Crab took the lead in sneering out of embarrassment, then he clenched his fists, covered his lips, turned his head and coughed, thinking that you are a clever pig, but you picked such a good time to show your confusion, why don't you be so funny? ?

Not resentful that he is a genius but was thought of the reason first by the single-cell crab, a certain godman asked with a cute squint, "How could you know it before me?!"

"Because I'm not as lazy as you. When I let you watch online news, you always thought you were a genius and thought you could control the world with just one glance. Now you are not wronged by being scared at all, okay?" Gu Junbiao suppressed a smile and complained. , in view of the fact that there is an idle mother who loves to show off and saves N copies of newspaper clippings praising her son and future daughter-in-law, his understanding of the Queen's fans is nothing compared to this lazy pig head.

"Oh..." A certain god-man smiled and scratched his face, dragging Master Crab to bow and bow incoherently, "Thank you, thank you, it's quite hot today, uh, I'm sorry, it hurts me to buy flowers My friends have spent a lot of money, please tell me that I appreciate it, thank you very much..." As I said this, I was sweating at Nicaragua Falls, and secretly said in my heart that today's calendar is definitely not suitable for going out to meet guests!

The empress's stupid and cute behavior made everyone present laugh, but fortunately, the TV crew came back after arranging the bouquets, so a certain god was stunned again, because it was another acquaintance— —Hitchhiking Hostess!

This girl didn't change her true colors in Huan Tuo Zhong Er, and as soon as she came up, she bent her hands together and bowed to apologize in various ways: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's because we didn't think carefully and didn't work properly, I beg the empress to forgive me, forgive me!"

You must know that Jian Jian is not afraid of being cold-faced, but most afraid of being too enthusiastic, so his newly sober mind was confused by this girl again, and he subconsciously followed and bowed back and explained: "I'm sorry too, it's my fault, I didn't explain in advance I don't like flowers—ah! It turns out that your TV station arranged this show in advance to scare me? Compatriots! Anyway, you took advantage of me, and you can't be rude—uh, you didn't hear this passage, did you? Then cut it off, can it be cut off?"

Master Crab, who couldn't help laughing, seemed to be deeply afraid that she would make a fool of herself and show that she was not good enough, so he comforted him unscrupulously: "It's okay, only I can understand, your compatriots' Chinese listening is definitely not very good."

So a certain godman, who resisted the desire to dig into the hole, replied Yuyu: "You can speak Chinese, ah? If you have the ability, you forgot Korean."

Gu Junbiao didn't dare to provocate too much, turned his head and whispered: "I'm hard of hearing, I didn't hear anything."

"Hahahaha..." The audience never thought that these two could be so funny. From the news, they only know that Gu Junbiao has always shown his affection in front of the media, and he is not afraid to provoke malicious reporters at any time for the sake of his girlfriend. People criticize him, but they don't know that he is so black-bellied, funny and loves to complain, and he doesn't know that the empress, who has always been smart and smart with her tricky tongue, also has such a cute side in private, so she can't help shouting, "So cute! So loving!" What Yes, it made a certain god-man scratch his head, scratch his face and giggle in response.