[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

On the first day of school, a certain god-man turned into a zoo star was watched all morning, and students from the department jumped out from every corner to offer friendly condolences like long-lost relatives, feeling a little embarrassing.Alumni from other departments also appeared like ghosts from time to time, and there was a careless bastard who asked for a group photo, and was shot away by Master Crab coldly, which was quite embarrassing.

The students are defeated, and the professor is on top.Professor Park, who has a good personal relationship with Jie Jie, led some two professors from the Department of International Trade and the Department of Finance, calling "Xiao Lily" all the way to find her. Libraries, what not to call the roll, not to take the exam when you are free in class, etc.A certain god-man felt super embarrassing, but fortunately there was "someone above", and immediately pushed Master Crab to block the arrows, and he hid behind him and took the time to practice the bright and sad 45-degree angle to look at the fairy pose.

A certain crab refused coldly: "She is very busy, so busy that I need to make an appointment in advance to ask her to attend class together."

A certain god-man raised his eyebrows and sprayed secretly: Make an appointment for a yarn!When did you not call people and grab us and flash?

A certain fox smiled and said: "It's not a monk who recites Buddhist scriptures, he still recites after he understands."

A man of god curled his lips and complained: "Small sample!"Didn't you just laugh at you for wearing a cassock last night?

A certain president sneered and pointed out: "You two are very well informed. Have you heard about Miss Jianjie's six-language test?"

A certain man of God smiled and nodded: Uh huh...you got the truth.

A black-bellied person was afraid that the "enemy"'s death would not be tragic enough, "Want to advertise to increase your family's reputation? You must hire someone else."

The corner of a certain god's mouth twitched: Stupid!You won't ask the price first?Mosquito legs are meat too!

The professor of this school retreated with tears in his eyes, and the fake ocean moon was on top. When the F4+1 group successfully escaped to the school gate, Jin Huishan, who once had a relationship with Jian Jie and teamed up to molested "Aunt Killing Time", was there with her newlywed husband Li Yunhao. Of course, there were also students and reporters watching the excitement.

Because these two are also on the invitation list, the two sides exchanged pleasantries and chatted about the affairs of the clubhouse. All of a sudden, handsome guys, beautiful girls, talented elites all appeared, which can be described as all kinds of flirtatious things. The natural scenery here is unique, attracting attention and murder The film is fine.

Not long after, Li Yunhao revealed the purpose of waiting deliberately this time. First, he and his wife expressed their gratitude to Jian Jie, and then sent a private letter from the principal of Cambridge and a USB flash drive.

After scanning the contents of the letter briefly, the corners of his mouth twitched and he whispered in Chinese: "Cut! Didn't he just lose a game? Does this little old man need to beg for more than a year? Help me deal with it!"

"What do you want me to do?" Gu Junbiao took the letter and read it without knowing it, and handed it to the friends with a suppressed smile, "Go and do it, I don't have time."

After the letter went around, except for the succinctness of reading the content of the U disk with the mobile phone, everyone else was madly practicing the magic of laughing, especially Li Yunhao, who yelled in his heart that he couldn't think of the headmaster who was serious with his left hand and serious with his right hand in front of others. It was so much fun!

Cough cough... A certain headmaster, under the banner of "willing to gamble and pay off debts", used all kinds of threats, lures, coquettishness and shamelessness to ask a certain god man to cook Chinese food for him, otherwise he will chase after Professor Clayderman. Come to Korea to tear her down!

After reading the academic tasks assigned by her professor, Jie Jie asked quietly: "Senior, are you happy enough? Are you so happy to see me being debt-collected?"

"Pfft! Don't dare." Li Yunhao immediately failed, and had no choice but to say goodbye with his wife, "I won't delay everyone, goodbye."

"See you at the clubhouse opening wine."

After getting into the car, Song Yubin stroked Jian Jie's head and sighed with a smile: "It seems that being too close to the elders is not a good thing."

A certain godman held his little face and replied gloomily: "I have already admitted it, who made this lady born with a physique that attracts freaks?"

No, you are too good, Song Yubin said in his heart.After Gu Junbiao spent 199 million Hong Kong dollars to take pictures of Weng's tie, Jian Jie deliberately chose a black tie with a goldfish drawn in a minimalist line and gave it to him, and said deeply: "Brother, so what about darkness? I can do anything with ease, and the sea and the sky are as wide as I can."

At that time, he was deeply touched, and as soon as he returned home, he dedicated this tie to the father of Mo Lantu, the master of Xiweng.As a result, my old man smiled and said: "It seems that I guessed right, she is just like us. Yu Bin, as long as you do evil things with a kind heart, it's okay, even more valuable than a kind-hearted person, because we live In the dark world that is cast aside by the world, doing good is more difficult than doing evil. Sometimes, doing a small evil is doing a great good, if you can understand this truth, you will not care about your background."

"Father, please don't worry, I have already figured it out. The black crystal ornament she gave is called Yazi, which is the embodiment of overcoming all evil. The Buddha roared like a lion, and it is not too much for mortals to suppress evil with evil, and the virtue of a meal will be rewarded." , the grievances of Yazi must be repaid, and as a human being, we only want to be ashamed of the world and our heart.”

"Order the whole gang: Respect her and protect her as I treat you."

"Yes, father."

"The soul is back! Come on! Hee hee hee... Mr. President, who do you want to be so engrossed?"

"Of course I'm thinking about Sister Lianhua."

Song Yubin's Xiao Yi was awakened by the front paw of a certain god-man, gave his partner a pair of eyes, and said casually: "I was thinking that your relationship with elders is good, but why the relationship with journalists is so bad, please give me an answer, Queen." .”

A certain god-man flicked his hair arrogantly, "Don't say it! Suffocate you to death!"

Is it really bad?Not necessarily, at least the relationship with journalists from the motherland is not bad, why?Uh, because I haven't touched it yet.However, Jian Jie met a few quite loving reporters when he flew back to Beijing this time, and walked out of the airport all the way, until a certain god scratched his head in confusion after boarding the car and asked Shang Haiming next to him: "Five Brother, are they really reporters? Why do I think they are more like online game fans."

Shang Haiming asked bluntly, "When will the celebration be held?"

"September NO.16 is officially launched, ah? Celebration party? Oh, I see, fifth brother, do you want to count the money for me? Quack..."

Shang Haiming continued to be cold and humorous, "Sluggish, have you turned on the furious mode in advance?"

Cough cough... The so-called angry crown mode is something that the ultimate big bosses in Zhongnanhai love to chat about recently. Whoever makes Jian Jie enter the main computer room will be all kinds of god-level shows!Usually, she first appears on the stage as an old-fashioned old maid or a middle-aged professional aunt, and then flies off wigs and other props, rolls up her sleeves and abuses the keyboard quickly. Sometimes, after a day and a night, she happily transforms into The smoke caused Zhai Ninghe and others to immediately stage a performance of beating their chests, stamping their feet, panting, sighing, heartbroken, heartbroken, and all kinds of wonderful performances, and some people pressed their two simple front paws tightly and cried: "Why do you dare to delete such a wonderful code? You can't bear to delete it." ?!"

"Because labor and management are happy, keep your claws away!"

"Then can you give me a copy before deleting it?"

"Unhappy!"

"why?"

"Because labor and capital are happy!"

"We are compatriots! We are comrades in the same trench!"

"I'll take it for you? Then get blackmailed and take off your pants and then come to labor and management to cry?"

"I'm just learning, not using it!"

"You are allowed to stick to five meters away to learn as you like!"

"Then you slow down! Slow down!"

"Cut! Labor and management are such masters that they can't slow down! Waiting for you? You are so idle as labor and management!"

"Who wants to slow you down? I'm going to get a telescope!"

"...Brother Glasses, is it for military use? Is it useful? Can you give me a peep?"

"No! Military supplies are not allowed to flow out, you have to go to Minister Yang!"

"Desperate! Believe it or not, labor and capital will kill you with money? Minister Yang! Your big soldiers are bullying me! Help..."

When Minister Yang heard the news and came to visit with a telescope blackmailed by a certain god, this girl had already entered the mode of rage: one shoe was in the east and the other was in the west, the sleeves were long and the sleeves were long and the sleeves were short, and the hind paws were curled up and the other was trembling. On the ground, one of the front paws abuses the keyboard and the other writes math problems, and the hair is curled up in tufts...

Seeing this, Minister Yang immediately retreated silently, because no one would dare to appear within a [-]-meter radius of the god-man once he showed such a fairy appearance, otherwise it would be disastrous for both humans and animals.I think when this appearance was first shown, a certain love who was kind enough to feed her would tiptoe over to deliver food, but unfortunately, she was blown away by a punch from a certain god, and her bloodshot eyes opened her eyes and shouted: "Fuck! You don't make a sound!" No sound to scare ghosts! Believe it or not, labor and capital will kill you?"

The computer elite who was rescued by Shang Haiming almost cried on the spot: Sister!I didn't make a sound because I was afraid of disturbing you!

The watching elites hid aside silently, thinking: Is this still a girl?Dare to be more terrifying? !

And Yang Ziling's group of children who have gone to various countries in the name of veterans and love to steal chickens, dogs, burns, kills, and robs the hearts of the children are as follows: Damn!If you really scare a ghost, it's still an evil ghost!

During the second show, Zhai Ninghe, who felt sorry for the master and hadn't eaten for more than ten hours, stood by the door and watched for a long time. Seeing her relaxed and leisurely appearance, he disregarded Shang Haiming's good intentions to dissuade her, and boldly asked loudly for feeding. In the end, unfortunately, a broken diary worth [-] yuan swelled up his old face, and a certain god-man yelled at him without discrimination: "Damn! You can scare ghosts to death with your loud voice! Ahhh... It’s so noisy! Isn’t Zhongnanhai the imperial palace! Where are the eunuchs at the pole-twisting place? Let’s get rid of those damned cicadas!”

So the bystanders supported Old Professor Zhai, who had a red face on his face, and fell silent collectively.This is the second basement!Then all kinds of mimes that brothers and sisters respected you and let me start, and the words flew from the lips: "Go, go, go!"

"Team leader, I'm afraid of heights, so you should go."

"I hate insects, I've hated them since I was a kid."

"I can't climb trees, go!"

The computer elites looked at each other with tears in their eyes: "..."

"Huzi, hurry up and kill Zhizhi, otherwise, who can bear this girl's hair blowing all the time?"

"I'm not going, I'm not a eunuch!"

"Am I the eunuch?!"

"If you are the leader, you have to go!"

"Okay, let's go together!"

"Damn it! Boss, if the news gets out, brother, how can I ask for a wife..."

As the saying goes, there are only three things. If you suffer once, it is misfortune. If you suffer twice, you are wronged. If you suffer three times?That's why you're crying stupidly, okay? !

So when a certain god-man showed such a fairy appearance in the third round, just as the blackened horn sounded for her to fly a shoe, the children who shared the joys and sorrows immediately picked up the guy and fled without a sound go out.

As soon as this matter reached the ears of the chairman and the prime minister, the two old men burst out laughing, even talking strangely.The Prime Minister also said that geniuses really cannot be classified as normal human beings. Minister Yang, who went to report, said that he had a lot of troubles recently, so he just pointed at this girl for fun.

The chairman, who has paid close attention to simplicity since the acquaintance, asked with a rare gossip smile: "This girl looks like a noble lady in front of her, but she looks like a ghost and a beast in her back. Do you think her boyfriend knows about it?"

Minister Yang said matter-of-factly: "I think those young men know it well. After all, they have been together day and night for a long time."

The Prime Minister also testified: "I can't stop thinking about it. Her future father-in-law also knows her very well. Otherwise, why would he politely decline the olive branch we handed over, saying that this is not urgent and wants to take his time, and he doesn't want to add extra trouble to the children. Trouble and burden? You know, we are giving the project according to the goal of his activities."

The chairman nodded again and again, "Well, I think so, he said children, not sons or children, obviously he was talking about that girl."

Minister Yang frowned, "There is something strange about this matter, I think that girl is very tight-lipped, and it is even more impossible to ask for credit, and she will never take the initiative to bring up this matter."

"Old Yang, have you forgotten? Didn't that girl think of a trick when she and her boyfriend talked on the phone last time? Hey! Haven't remembered yet? At that time, that girl said she was doing something for the commercial department and the credit card was stolen—"

"Ah! That's right, I just remembered when you said that. It seems that my son has mentioned something to me. Tsk, this ghost girl is digging a hole and explaining the two things. Even her boyfriend dares to lie, and she is right." Just like the real thing, hahaha..."

The chairman patted his thigh and sighed: "Like a father, like a son, that young man has a good character, a clear mind, is not blinded by interests, thinks about things far-reachingly, and has nothing to say about his girlfriend's thoughts." gone."

"If you don't have this bit of tolerance, can you fall in love with him with that girl's eyes and heart?"

"Yes, hahaha..."

If the father and son of the Ju family heard this chat, they would probably be taken aback. They guessed [-]/[-], they almost missed the lines!

If Master Crab expresses such emotions, it is estimated that a certain god will squirt a little: Cut!Do you think that the leader of our super aircraft carrier in Greater China has such a small skill?Don't be funny, okay?The kimchi nation who created the universe!