[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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After having a Japanese lunch, Gu Junbiao drove his girlfriend's luxury car to the airport. This little crab, who is not afraid of people knowing or not knowing that he is in a relationship, came here in front of many reporters and passers-by. He gave a shallow kiss goodbye, and amidst the sound of the shutter and gasping for breath, he pretended to be reluctant to give up, and leaned down to denounce: "Bastard! You also hit the young master in the face this time, okay? You can do whatever you want." Can't you show some valuables?"

Really!Don't be so violent if you want to show off!Can't you understand the desolation of your boyfriend who can't order this car?Borrowing a fox's latest catchphrase and slightly modifying it is: "I hate the evil bourgeoisie! You pighead took away my chance to own the only luxury car in Asia!"

Fan Er caressed his little face gently, gazed at him affectionately and comforted him gently: "It's okay my dear, it's just a little swollen but treat it as puffiness, this little appearance is still very cute." The handsome man said, really, I would be a pig to lie to you."

puff!Is this compliment accepted or accepted?Gu Junbiao twitched the corners of his mouth and pinched the tip of her nose itchyly, "Who is a pig if you don't have a pig's head?"

Jian Jie thought that he had already given enough information, so he decisively waved his claws and left, "It's gone, bye."

"Bon voyage, don't forget to report safety when you land." Gu Junbiao grasped her hand and sent her into the gate. No matter which hand he holds her today, he can show the mark of his exclusive son, but the new couple bracelet is natural A little more favored.

"Hmm...you have to be good too, don't just send peach blossoms indiscriminately when you have nothing to do."

"You are the one who is full of peach blossoms!"

"Impossible! Don't you know that bamboo blooms only when it's dying? This is common sense..."

In just a few meters, the two exchanged more than a dozen sentences in Chinese. After sending the Queen off on a tour, the young master Crab, who was so gentle just now, put on a ruthless face to face the world, and was protected by his own incompetent bodyguards. Climbing all the way to the parking lot at a snail's pace, he stopped and sprayed back when he was really annoyed by the question: "Do you know when this Bugatti was launched?"

A car fan reporter quickly replied: "This Bugatti Veyron launched in 2009 is limited to five units worldwide, and it is said that there is only one in Asia. May I ask Mr. Gu Junbiao if this car is a gift from you—"

"When this car was launched last year, I didn't know that there was a student named Jian Jie in the Mythology Academy. If you still want to ask if I gave this car to her, please look at the license plate." Volkswagen researched badly and got the mother's approval of the date of origin, and said indifferently, "You know cars so well that you don't know that any limited car model requires identity verification before you can apply for a car, and you have to go through a long process of tailor-made. waiting period?"

As soon as I got out of the car, people immediately surrounded the car, and the sound of shutters clicked and clicked. Although I had seen it as a Hong Kong license plate, I couldn’t count it without my own admission. It’s a little sense of accomplishment!

"Mr. Gu Junbiao, may I ask which jewelry designer made this bracelet?" A female reporter raised a question that the majority of women love to pay attention to, and the industry immediately followed up.

"Can you tell me the price?"

"Would you please let us take a photo of the brand logo?"

"Mr. Gu Junbiao, based on the popularity of you and Ms. Jianjie in China and South Korea, there will definitely be many imitations of this bracelet in the near future. You must know that China has always been famous for its imitation. Can you understand this situation? Post it and see—”

Gu Junpyo, who had difficulty climbing into the car, heard the question and immediately shot him dumb, citing his girlfriend's famous quote that has been widely circulated recently: "I don't know what will happen tomorrow. Just say now, don’t you think the future is too far away?” After a pause, he pretended to be arrogant again, “If you have time to worry about such things, why not guess if that lucky Cinderella will use your microphone to gag your mouth , and then think about how to control the thoughts and behaviors of people all over the world for me, thank you for your hard work."

The reporter immediately fell silent, turned around and plunged into the crowd to escape in various ways. He thought of a unique question in order to get an answer. Although his wish came true, it was a pity that he stepped on the most sensitive part of the queen's microcosm. point.cold!If the empress really wanted to trouble him, it would be too easy to find him with the power of the Mythology consortium.

Gu Junbiao took advantage of the wave of people created here to start the car, but after only a short distance, he was surrounded again. He honked his horn to drive people away, but to no avail, he had to open the hood and continue threatening: "You guys Are you so close to raise money for that lucky Cinderella? The Shinhwa Legal Advisory Group is very busy recently!"

What does it mean to withdraw the enemy with one word?That's it.Sometimes throwing money at people is an invincible magic weapon, and loving to walk the bright road is the way of Mr. Crab!

For the next week or so, all kinds of news about Ju Jianlian are flying all over the sky.no way!Haven’t you seen high-definition pictures of affectionate goodbye kisses at the airport on TV, newspapers, magazines, and the Internet?Unless you are blind and deaf!

However, there are also normal reports that are slightly worth seeing, such as citing the high evaluation of "Life" by people in the Chinese online game industry, and searching for sporadic impressions of a small number of players after trying it out from major Chinese portals like looking for a needle in a haystack. This asserts that "Life" is about to become popular all over the world, and it is worth looking forward to.

However, this kind of professional reporting is like a small wave flowing into the sea compared to the gossip about guessing the concise net worth. Well, what are the wealthy daughters and ladies?They're all weak, okay?According to reliable news, a certain Chinese rich man bought a certain mysterious small country. The princess, who has always been low-key, made a slip of the tongue and revealed her background. In fact, she is the only heir to the throne!Is this the cosmic artifact that grabs attention?

"Pfft!" Jiang Xishu burst out laughing when he saw this news claiming to be 90.00% authentic, threw the magazine to his son and teased, "Future handsome five young masters, go kneel and ask the leader of the Tang Sect to reward an island country , so that I can be a real queen mother, and prevent that girl from being slapped in the face instead of being slapped in the future."

Gu Junbiao put down the financial newspaper in his hand, glanced at it with special appreciation, and flicked it away, and continued to read the newspaper for breakfast with a blank face, "Do you know what this kind of gossip weekly magazine is best at? It is to say when you see a pair of dragonfly wings. The phoenix will marry the butterfly and give birth to a peacock, and will travel around the underwater world."

Those who are close to the ink are black, and have a poisonous tongue!Jiang Xishu smiled and said: "That's not bad, I have to call the performing arts company and tell the screenwriters to study hard."

Gu Junpyo continued to show a deadpan face, "The biggest effect of the existence of this kind of magazine is to waste paper and destroy forests...Mom, I remember that you seemed to publicly agree with the initiative of living an environmentally friendly life and caring for the earth a while ago, right?"

What will happen if you let your mother tease me, you brat?Is there any need for such heart-pounding persuasion!This time, Jiang Xishu no longer held back a smile but forced the corners of her mouth to twitch, and immediately sent a text message to a certain god: "Did you forget to teach your boyfriend to review the lesson of respecting the elderly?"

Jian Jie didn't dare to carelessly touch her chin to analyze it, and finally both her intuition and experience told her that this was a coquettish and begging text message, so she replied slowly: "Queen Mother, it's not that I didn't teach you, but you are not old enough." Chick, isn't Master Crab's childish illness inherited from you?She immediately sent a text message to the master, "Master Crab, are you molesting the queen mother again? Hurry up and make a small report so we can have fun too."

A man of God is a man of God. The first text message made the Queen Mother throw the plate and leave. The latter text message silently split the expressionless face of her boyfriend, and she complained about the back of her mother who left proudly before calling to report the latest news. As for the hot news, as for the so-called molestation, I explained it in a few words, but I didn't make my girlfriend happy, but I was overjoyed, because one of the ones who took an early vacation was already on the way to Korea.So I asked Ming Fei when he arrived, and this girl immediately threw the plate and left, the biggest girlfriend in the world, the most important thing is to rush to pick up the plane!

Because simplicity is not in the country, the pseudo-queen guards by the roof house have moved to the vicinity of the Ju family.As soon as the empress dowager's special car went out, she was slapped hard for a while and someone chased the car. The empress dowager who loves to show off felt a little better.But his son's car was chased by all kinds of madmen as soon as he got a head start. Even the reporters chasing his car were empathetic and did not discuss it.

Since Ju Jia’s driver does not have the amazing driving skills of Mr. Crab and the Queen, Gu Junbiao’s Rolls-Royce, which is exclusively for F4, arrived at the airport almost at the same time as the reporter’s convoy. Naturally, he was surrounded and questioned. It didn't take long for the young master to show a cool, handsome and domineering crab style, and he would only reply with a cold voice and a cold face: "Sorry, I have no comment."

It wasn't until a reporter asked him why he didn't pick up his girlfriend in a Bugatti Veyron that Master Crab slowed down for two seconds. He tilted his head and glanced at him with a mysterious smile, "Guess?" Ha!Even if you beat anyone to death, Master Ben won't say that it's because the self-driving car can't carry out the swollen pig's mouth!

The plane landed smoothly, concise like a superstar, surrounded by many bodyguards on the stage, walked slowly to the side of her boyfriend who was waiting quietly, and smiled sweetly.As a result, many reporters turned into star-chasers and followed all the way, greetings filled everyone's ears, and then various questions were asked in turn. What is surprising is that this time the queen answered everything, while Gu Junbiao kept smiling and remained silent. From time to time, he turned his face to observe his girlfriend's face.

"Miss Jian, may I ask what you have gained from going abroad this time?"

"It's not going abroad, it's returning home." Carry Wuqing!No wonder you dare to say that the entire universe was created by the Republic of Korea. It turns out that the people on Earth who passed by are all from your country of Kimchi!

"Then are you going back to China this time to visit relatives or work?"

"Two things." Stupid!Have you never heard of two in one?No wonder you are still a trainee reporter at such a young age!

"What kind of expectations do you have for the game "Life"?"

"What do you think I should expect?" Cut!Routine?If you dare to ask, you have to accept the rhetorical question!

"People in your country's IT industry have given high praise to "Life", predicting that it will be the most profitable online game this year. Have you estimated how much wealth it can create?"

"I've been busy with work recently, and I haven't read the evaluation of professionals. Please tell me the arguments supporting this prophecy. I have to make a comparison before I can answer you."Block you!You'll be damned if you can report those professional data.

When a reporter retreats, N reporters come forward, and a female reporter squeezes her way up and asks, "Miss Jian Jie, how long will you be staying in Korea this time?"

"Depending on the progress of the work."

"You are so dedicated! September is about to start, will you study with Mr. Gu Junbiao at the School of Mythology?"

"Thank you, yes."

"Then which department are you going to study? Will you be in the same department as Mr. Gu Junbiao?" The female reporter thought it would be too stupid to apply for the exam, and she would probably be scolded. It is more reliable to directly ask which department to study, and this question will never offend Inverse scale, right?But it turns out that the human calculation is not as good as the god-human calculation, and the answer obtained is a bit nonsensical.

"I don't know, it depends on your mood."

So Master Crab spoke softly and resisted weakly, "Hey..." He had clearly promised his colleagues!

"Huh? Oh, I remembered, it seems to be... the Department of Business Administration?" Khan!Forgot to promise the Queen Mother, you won't be grabbed by the pigtails and violently ripped off, right?

So Master Crab nodded in satisfaction, and whispered a word in Chinese, "Good boy..."

Gods and men are sweating, do mortals dare not sweat?School is about to start and you don't know what department to study?Is this still a student?But the reporters immediately put their brains to work and quickly found a very convincing reason: The Mythology Academy was run by the Mythology Foundation, and the very beloved next mistress will naturally study in whatever department she misses. The Queen is so busy with work and love, It is normal to forget such trivial things for a while, extremely normal.Huh?Is it really normal?

"Miss Jian, as a student, aren't you afraid that your work will affect your studies?"

"Didn't you see that I have two front paws?" Do you have poor hearing or vision?Haven't heard that we are geniuses?

... front paws?The queen's adjective is really unique and creative!In the process of thinking hard, we must induce more fresh words!But a colleague stepped forward, "Miss Jian Jie, where do you like to go on a date with Mr. Gu Junbiao? What kind of date do you like the most?"

Mr. Crab, who was most annoyed by his privacy being poached, immediately responded in a cold voice: "No comment!"

A certain godman smiled leisurely and said, "What's the matter with you?"

A certain bodyguard with sharp eyes and ears stepped forward to report cleverly: "You two, the car is here."

The two immediately left behind the infatuated journalists and friends and quickly got into the car. After returning to the roof house, F4 realized that the eldest brother had also followed a certain bodyguard who loved to feed it, so the four of them had a good time with one dog. After saying goodbye.However, in order not to provoke criticism from animal protectionists, the little monsters and beasts that F4 misses so much were secretly sent back to Hong Kong, and were detained by the most beloved Jie Er Shao.

The roof of the rooftop was brightly lit that night, and various laughter and laughter floated in the air from time to time. As for what the reporters downstairs were thinking, what were the media reporting, what were the people talking about, Whocare? !I control my life, your life?go your way!