[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The author has something to say: Well, I have officially met the parents...

After Ren Xihuan's delay, the originally relatively ample time was tight, so she no longer ignored the ardent calls of dozens of reporters behind her and rushed out of the airport all the way, but as soon as she got in the car, several people kept shouting, "We are also from Shinhwa Media." The scud of the "reporter" blocked the way in front of the car, and the airport security personnel refused to leave after repeated persuasion, and insisted on concise "equal treatment" to accept the interview.

The brevity of not sleeping all night was infuriated. She lowered the car window and hooked her index finger at the reporters. When they happily jumped over to set up long guns and short cannons, she revealed her ghostly inner nature and smiled sinisterly. Said: "You guys from Shinhwa Media still dare to block Miss Ben's way with your blank eyes? It's okay to break Miss Ben's perfect record of punctuality, but is it okay to delay your date with Master Shinhwa? If you don't want to be fired, just go out with your brains on." !"

Once the arrogant king crab shows its power, who in the world dares to say no? !As soon as the words fell, not to mention the reporter and even the airport staff took three steps backwards. By the time the reporters came back to their senses and got into the car to catch up, the concise car had long since disappeared.If so, I went back to the rooftop house, took a quick shower, made a video call, saw my boyfriend’s outfit, and found a couple’s dress in the shortest time to take care of myself. Still, a certain god who was stalked all the way by crazy shots did not escape. .

It would have been easy to get rid of these people with simple driving skills, but her driver, Brother Che, used her sleepless nights as an excuse to win the driving right, and excitedly played a "cat play with many mice" scene with reporters from all walks of life Chasing battles can be regarded as passing the addiction to drag racing, and of course I have received a lot of fines.

But Jian Jie, who didn't drive a car, was not idle, so he called Jiang Xishu to report the accidental interview, and by the way, complained about those reporters who were so blind.Jiang Xishu listened silently, and said meaningfully: "So a guest just now asked why you didn't show up with Junbiao, and I said you were busy working on "Life", did you answer correctly? Queen."

So Jian Jie burst into sweat, and subconsciously sprayed a sentence in Chinese: "Queen Mother, the news is well-informed? The CIA is nothing more than that, you are really good."

Kang Hee-sook, who was driving the speakerphone, cast a look of "I'm not wrong, am I?" at her husband who was holding his breath and said, pretending to be helpless: "Just after you left the airport, Im Seok-hwan told the editor-in-chief of "Korea Daily" Call to say that he will publish a special report on you tomorrow, and the editor-in-chief is here, do you think I may not know your bold ambitions?"

Jie Jie elongated her voice, and said in a very empress-like way: "That's a good thing, please tell the editor-in-chief on behalf of the young lady, and ask Ren Xihuan to be smart, but don't be too smart, lest you It's okay to cause a bunch of rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes for Miss Ben, or I will let him interview an alien with a blank face."

Jiang Xishu immediately showed a blank face, "You tell it yourself, I'm not free."

Concise and self-defeating without pressure, "I don't care about it! Since you heard it, you have to share it."

Jiang Xishu told the truth with a slight headache: "Ren Xihuan is mean and tricky, and the audience has always been polarized. There are many people who oppose for the sake of opposition. Even if you are not afraid of being wronged by him, you have to be careful about the audience who dislike him, right?"

"That's pretty good too. Now whoever is against it, whoever is against it, then Miss Ben will win a shocking grand prize, hehe... Queen Mother, the reverse drama is the most interesting, isn't it?"

Jiang Xishu looked at her husband and said, "I don't call you crazy, I just praise you for being crazy, okay?"

"Haha, you are the empress dowager, you have the final say. We're here, see you later." Seeing that the hotel gate was in front of her eyes, Jian Jie hung up the phone in a frenzied manner.

Jiang Xishu rubbed her forehead and asked her husband who was full of interest: "How do you feel? I think Yi Zheng said it most vividly: this person is a little scary, and he is most suitable for acting in ghost movies."

Ju's father couldn't help laughing and said: "I'm sorry Ma'am, I underestimated your ability to bear it in the past, but now I finally understand that your frequent migraine attacks belong to the category of natural disasters that cannot be resisted by human beings."

Jiang Xishu raised her chin towards the birthday star not far away, and said humorously: "Husband, if you say this to that bastard girl, she will probably understand that you are praising his boyfriend, and there is a [-]% chance that she will You will say 'my Korean is not good enough to understand', do you believe it?"

"Haha...Really? I'm looking forward to tomorrow morning's "Korea Daily." Father Ju was even happier now, holding his wife in his arms and looking at his more elegant and handsome son whom he hadn't seen for a long time, he sighed for the Nth time, "Our Junbiao family is very lucky."

Jiang Xishu was happy in her heart, but she said disapprovingly on the surface: "Is it only blessing? I think there is still hostility, fire and anger. If you don't believe me, just wait and see."

What are the facts?Cough cough... Unfortunately, I mean it.

Chased by the reporters, Jie Jie rushed into the door in a hurry and was almost bumped into by a waiter. Fortunately, this girl was clever and grabbed the wine bottle in time to save her, but a certain godman still roared: "Hi! !My friend, you should ask yourself to take a pay cut!"

As soon as the female devil said a word, all the little gods gave way!

Only Gu Junbiao greeted him, pointing at his watch in dissatisfaction and complaining: "You are 2 minutes late!"

Jian Jie pointed at the door without hesitation and said: "There are N ghosts chasing me behind me, I'm not two hours late, you should be laughing, Mr. Crab!"

"That's not the reason." Gu Junbiao put his arms around his chest unmoved, looked up and down at his charming and charming girlfriend in a peach red evening dress as if he had just seen him for the first time, and finally complained very unhappily , "This one is not from the same series as this young master's. The phone call just now was for nothing, huh?"

Jian Jie stretched out his claws to grab his little tie with pink peach blossoms on the white background, raised his eyebrows confidently and asked, "Weng Pai's domestic products are here, and the foreign old man must show off. Do you dare to have an opinion?"

"Pfft, I don't dare, okay? Pig head." So Gu Junbiao couldn't hold back his serious face, and begged for mercy softly, "Hey... Take it easy, you have wrinkled many of my ties."

Conciseness refused to let go, and she tilted her head, bit her lips and thought hard for a while before she uttered two words: "Fight it!"

"What the hell—" Before Gu Junbiao could finish asking, he was pulled over by someone with infinite strength, and was brutally molested in front of many audiences!After being startled for a moment, he secretly raised his eyebrows. There is something wrong with this pig, but, um, let's enjoy it first and then torture it!After making up her mind, she quickly regained the initiative, and turned her shallow kiss, which was about to retreat at the touch of a touch, into a lingering deep kiss... Afterwards, the long French kiss performed in public was regarded by the friends as "Master Crab's least wanted" The most convincing proof of that.

Father Ju was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but comment: "It's so enthusiastic."

"There is a problem." It is decisive that the Queen Mother understands the pissing nature of a certain god-man.

And the incarnation of a certain little fox who is afraid of chaos in the world floats around beside the two, "The first passionate kiss scene! Camera!"

His good partner blew a hooligan whistle and waved his hands to signal the stunned audience to follow suit: "250 seconds of non-breathing kissing performance, curse them to be NG forever! Oh oh..."

A certain nigger came over, stuck behind Gu Junbiao like a ghost, and hit the two wine glasses, "Please don't carelessly count down with me, minus 9999 seconds, minus 9998.99 seconds, minus..."

so noisy?It's annoying!Gu Junbiao reluctantly let go of the person in his arms, and even more casually slashed at the three little friends who love to challenge and abuse with a icy eye knife, then raised his head and began to interrogate: "Tell me, what have you done? "

Jian Jie raised her two front paws and trembled, and said with a sneer, "I just brought two bunches of bananas to celebrate my birthday, hehe...does that matter?"

It turns out that you don't prepare a birthday present for your boyfriend before you give him a passionate kiss!Now the audience understood, and these high-society people who abide by the dogma of smiling without showing their teeth let out strange noises of "Puff! Chi..." at first glance, like someone poking a car tire one after another. fierce.

What a big pig!Gu Junbiao insisted on holding back his laughter, and asked in a cold voice, "Are you right? A few days ago, I still had time to memorize Russian vocabulary, so why don't you have time to buy me a present?"

"I have impulse and no goal, so I can only come here empty-handed." Jian Jie scratched his face aggrievedly at first, and then the more he said, the more reasonable he said, "Who told me to ask you what gift you want, you are acting hypocritical , I can't think of what you lack, who is to blame?"

Gu Junbiao raised his eyebrows and asked, "You're still reasonable, huh?"

Jian Jie showed a perfect smirk, looked at the ceiling cordially and friendlyly, and said shamelessly: "The genius girl's Korean listening is actually not very good, you understand."

"Pfft! Pig head." Gu Junbiao couldn't hold back his face because of the weird way her eyeballs were chattering around. He stretched his arms into her arms and said in a volume that only each other could hear, "I don't need anything. , only you are missing. You can come back on time to make me feel at ease is the best birthday present, understand?"

"Hmm, the acting skills are getting better and better." He secretly pinched his waist with his idiot simplicity and depression, ouch...it's all my second brother's fault!Otherwise, why would you be thinking about this all the way!

"Jane, Iloveyouforever." Gu Junbiao put this sudden confession in her ear and sent it into her heart, then kissed a certain eyebrow who suddenly opened his eyes and showed a dumbfounded look, and smiled softly, "Take you to meet someone, follow me."

"Oh..." Concise and habitually scratched his face stupidly, pretending to be A Piao with his soul out of his body, and wandering with him to the eyes of the parents of the Ju family. She yelled "Hello Queen Mother", and then blushed suddenly and looked at the handsome uncle beside her, resisting the strong urge to wipe off her sweat, and said hello like a kid who is just learning to speak: "Uh, Uncle, have you - also - come back?"

Although Ju's father looked very serious, his conversation was actually very funny. He looked at Jian Jie in feigned surprise and asked his wife: "This is the clever girl you mentioned that gave you a headache? Why doesn't it look like it to me! "

Jiang Xishu said solemnly: "Originally, she may be fooled by your son now."

So Jian Jie not only wanted to wipe sweat but also tears, Queen Mother, why should women embarrass women!If you don't make me feel better tonight, I'll make you jump every day, believe it or not? !

Ju's father put on a serious face at the right time and asked his son: "Junbiao, tell Dad, who is she?"

"She—" Gu Junbiao put his arms around his girlfriend and hugged him to his chest, and said in a very charming voice, "Who else could it be? Isn't she the only candidate for your future daughter-in-law, my young master's wife?" Slightly."

"Acridine?" A god-man who had been bombarded twice by the rolling sky thunder raised his head and screamed, and finally stabbed Master Crab's beautiful chin firmly and ruthlessly, causing him to grunt in pain and the audience burst into laughter There was a snickering sound, and a certain elder sister said that she was very happy to hear this, and threw a comment: "Haha... deserve it!"

Father Ju put on an amiable elder face and asked, "Girl, do you understand this sentence in Korean?"

Got it, it turns out that Master Crab's flirting skills are based on your old talent.The brain speed of the simple genius who had recovered was immediately traced back to genetics. She leaned over and looked up at her boyfriend who was rubbing her chin and asked, "Master Crab, do you think it's so sloppy..." Khan, don't I was in a hurry to say the marriage proposal, so I quickly changed it to, "Speaking, can this lady understand?"

Gu Junbiao stared fiercely: "How dare you say you don't understand?"

Concisely stared back very naturally, "You dare to say that I'm guilty of sending two bunches of bananas, why don't I dare to say that I don't understand?"

Gu Junbiao pouted in admit defeat, and asked in a low voice: "Then how do you understand?"

So a certain three little friends all let out a disdainful "cut..." Are they men who surrendered so quickly?Not manly at all!

However, Master Crab was threatening, killing the three of them instantly with a gentle glance: "Why, do you think that's the best man in a Chinese wedding?"

A certain three immediately took a big step back, "Absolutely not!"