[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The author has something to say: I went to the hospital as an escort for two days in a row, and I didn’t have time to code during the day, and species without laptops couldn’t afford to be injured.Tomorrow I have to accompany him for another day. It's hard to say the day after tomorrow, alas, I'm going to die soon...

Eating and vomiting, this is the most profound feeling of F4's Hong Kong trip.After returning to China, F4 felt pain and happiness, because Shinhwa High School's courses were coming to an end, and this level was too low for them.With Jiang Xishu’s consent, the foreign teachers of F4’s subjects sent homework emails once a week, and they only had to reply before the specified time, and there was no need to report to school at all.

But the succinctly formulated training courses are far more compact, dense, and strict than university professors. F4 is so nervous that he feels like being chased by a tiger on his heels every day, almost suffocating.Not to mention brushing teeth, changing clothes, and reading memory silently in front of the mirror, wardrobe, and various small notes in your hands when you are in the car, sometimes even muttering various points and difficulties in your dreams.

This kind of tough life makes F4 like to give a pair of white eyes to the little tiger running around every day, and then touch its head and call it a little monster to vent its dissatisfaction with Professor Jane. Only the gods named it Xiaoguai.

How to deal with the studies of Jian Jie, a gifted and beautiful girl, has always been a headache for Jiang Xishu. She wanted Jian Jian to be able to effectively guide F4 courses without being overqualified. graduation exam.

One day in mid-June, under the personal proctoring of Jiang Xishu, the principal, the head of the department and several professors, Jian Jie took only half a day to complete all the subjects, and presented the graduation thesis with the examiner professor, using video She had a wonderful defense with several think tanks from the Shinhwa Foundation, and finally she passed with all A's.

But Concise not only refuses to receive a university diploma, but also refuses to enroll in a master's and doctoral program, saying that the degree is meaningless, and it doesn't matter whether you get it or not, as long as the practical level can keep pace with the times.

Jiang Xishu hinted that she would invite Jian Jie to be the special director of the Shinhwa Foundation, so that she could get familiar with the affairs of the foundation earlier instead of Gu Junbiao.

But Jie Jie said that this appointment is neither emotional nor reasonable, and even if she is willing to be the airborne commander, other directors will have objections.And Gu Junbiao disagreed, saying that he would do his own thing, and he was afraid that this workaholic would take care of the Shinhwa consortium too well, and then he would really become a badass in the future.But in the final analysis, he just doesn't want his girlfriend to work too hard, and he doesn't want to be occupied by work for only half a day of rest a week.

Jiang Xishu actually had some concerns when she proposed this appointment. She was afraid that Tang Keng and Hefeng Xiaozhu's other three speakers would have bad ideas. After all, Tangmen's affairs are numerous, and there is no reason for simplicity to be inferior to the Shinhwa Consortium.

Fortunately, at the instigation of Gu Junbiao, Jie Jie agreed to accompany F4 to study business management, and said that she would go to school step by step within a year and a half, but it would depend on her mood in her sophomore year, whether she would skip a grade and graduate directly or study abroad.

At first, Gu Junbiao was quite puzzled as to why there was a one-and-a-half-year agreement, but later he found out the reason when talking on the phone with Tang Keng. It turned out that Tang Keng gave the simple one-and-a-half-year vacation for four purposes: first, to let her recharge her batteries and make up for her two-year internship The deficiencies in the book, two is to ask her to make a good grade in "Life", the third is to let her talk about a relaxed and happy relationship, and the fourth is to hope that she can transform F4 into a decent one, so that she can go to Africa as soon as possible to accept the elite Education, and Song Yubin and Yin Zhihou can also be promoted to be the internship assistants of Li Aojie and He Lefeng, while Su Yizheng only needs to obtain a bachelor's degree in business management one year earlier than ordinary students, and have a good understanding of the finance and economics courses up.

The weather is getting warmer day by day, and the relationship between the two is getting warmer day by day. Every Sunday at noon, the two will appear at various famous scenic spots or best date spots in Seoul to light up their appearances.Speaking of which, the purpose of the two dating is also complicated. One is to go out to let the wind go, and the other is to remind the media who are clamoring that simplicity has been thrown away by the successor of Shinhwa. Everything is fine!

Jiang Xishu uses creating a sense of mystery as the best weapon, and from time to time, she will step in as a third party. This week, she takes two lovebirds to the Shenma business dinner, and next week, she takes the opportunity of her interview to let a certain two of them Going back to the human-shaped background board, next week, I will take my son and future daughter-in-law to a restaurant where the upper-class people come and go to have a meal and show off.On the other hand, Gu Junbiao loves to take his girlfriend to all kinds of civilian dating places to have fun. Parks, squares, small restaurants, and roadside stalls all left their figures and laughter.In short, the old ones specialize in the upper class, while the young ones prefer the tune of the poor and lower-middle peasants.

So the argument that brevity is a lucky little sparrow is once again raging. Except for Shinhwa Media who kept silent under Jiang Xishu's instruction, the views of other media and the majority of netizens are rarely the same. Today, it is said that succinct dressing is too sloppy and lowered The grade of the heir of Shinhwa has changed, and Ming'er said that the simple eating is too vulgar, and the behavior is too unladylike, etc. In short, I have to find something to say when I have nothing to do.

F4 points to this Leni when eating every day, and uses these newspapers and magazines as "truth" to make fun of a certain godman, and the little sparrow screams indiscriminately to vent his personal anger.

One day, Jian Jie rubbed his chin and rolled his eyes, "I love to slap people in the face silently, but just... How many eyes do Korean people have? Tsk, is that weird old man's routine so elusive? Well, it must be Make a phone call, even if you can't get the free new clothes of the season, it's not bad to get a [-]% discount."

"Stop playing, you might as well go to the second floor to tidy up the clothing room if you have time to make phone calls." Gu Junbiao complained quite dissatisfiedly about a certain dog that loves to find fault when he is not doing business, really!There are so many brand new couple outfits here, but this pig head wears a few old ones, tell her to find new ones to wear, she said that she is too lazy to unpack, and he is willing to do it for her, she also said that the clothes are too expensive to save Wear it carefully.In a word, this girl is lazy!They would rather not move from the second floor to the bedroom, and would rather train the little tigers to dance the fart dance, or walk around with their hands behind their backs, and Kuaiai would suddenly make a strange scream when they were most engrossed in their studies.

"Don't let me! Just stay here!" Jie Jie impatiently waved his front paws, squatting on the railing of the stairs, doing acrobatics and chatting with the strange old man in three languages, the more he chatted, the more excited he became , In the end, the F4 collectively threw their books in protest!

"Hmm..." After hanging up the phone, Jian Jie stared at the N photo frames on the wall of the stairs and smiled wickedly. Su Yizheng felt flustered, and dawdled over to admire the photos he had taken. They were all five people playing around on the rooftop, greenhouse or living room I took a photo when I was there, is this nothing?They are all normal and beautiful, why are you smiling so weirdly?

"Oh heh heh..." A certain god-man seemed to have changed from a high-intelligence profiteer to a mentally handicapped child with a smirk, and now the other three surrounded her. Gu Junbiao probed her forehead with the back of his hand, and then touched her forehead With the back of his neck, he pretended to be shocked and said to his friends: "It's over, this pig's head is hot in the front and cool in the back. It seems that someone is going to be unlucky."

Jian Jie patted the railing and smiled triumphantly: "The strange old man just yelled at me, Wow Kaka...it's so cool!"

"What did he scold you for? Hey, I'm not in arrears with the clothing fee." Gu Junbiao asked curiously, thinking that it was strange, every time the clothing arrived at the port, he would just send the payment without checking and accepting it, and he had never refunded anything. It is reasonable to say that there is no reason to blame the old man for cursing?

"Because of the non-disclosure agreement, he can't say a word! Many old guys who are as famous as the strange old man seize the opportunity to bother him, his two-plug baby son—"

Gu Junbiao interrupted her dissatisfiedly: "Don't play hooligans! Speak well!"

Concise, in a good mood, made an OK gesture, and said with a smile: "His son is so annoyed that he is about to hang himself, is there anything? Every day in New York, London, Milan, Paris and other places, many people in the clothing industry and fashion circles ask him, what is going on? Is it me or you who is the only lucky one in Asia. It is said that some newspapers scolded the old man for deceiving the masses, explaining that there was only one lucky couple, and asked him to apologize publicly. Pfft hahaha... ...it's so much fun!"

Yin Zhihou showed a sad look, "He just made you a little money, why are you gloating so much?"

"Cut! How small? This year alone, he cheated me of 17 pounds, okay?!" Jian Jie rolled his sleeves angrily, and then patted Master Crab on the shoulder with a smooth hand, "I said, you Can you be a little more reserved? It’s okay to be picky, offer discounts, play with returns or something?”

Gu Jun gave her a look, "Spring and summer, pig head! The combined clothes of the two are less than 200 million Hong Kong dollars. What's the problem? Besides, everything is really good and it won't be out of date for at least three years. Why do you want to find trouble when you have nothing to do? You treat me as idle as you!"

Jie Jie coldly snorted and turned his head away, then turned his head and rolled his eyes, three times in a row to express his various dissatisfaction with the rich and powerful Master Crab, Su Yizheng did the same, and Gu Junbiao stared back one by one in dissatisfaction.

Song Yubin was amused, but he was even more curious, and asked, "Tricky girl, it's not like your style to just watch a good show without getting some benefits."

So Jian Jie flicked his three scissor fingers in a row, and said with a smile: "My dears, have you forgotten? "Life" will only be released in mainland China and Hong Kong in August, and not only will it be launched in foreign countries but also in Korean in October. Oh."

Song Yubin slapped his forehead in a sudden realization, "Oh, it's over. At that time, you want to explode the noble status of the chief designer of "Life" and try to attract the attention of the media from all over the world, right?"

Yin Zhihou turned back to his seat and said slowly: "I want to mourn for those devastated father and mother, um, and also mourn for their ears, saliva and mobile phones for a second."

Su Yizheng asked with great interest: "Baby Jie, how are you going to explode?"

Jie Jie shrugged his shoulders, and said with a sinister smile: "Simple, the Asian region is creating momentum on the Internet, and now they have often released some copies for players to try. Occasionally, some 'disobedient' employees will break the news that this is a 'beautiful woman'." Designed by a software engineer. When we are half-hidden and almost curious, we will go to various fashion weeks with the strange old man. The timing is just right, because October and November are It’s time to release next year’s spring and summer clothing.”

Gu Junbiao stretched out his hands and dragged her to the ground, and asked with a half-smile, "What do you mean, the exclusive interview with Shinhwa Media can also be saved?"

"That depends on whether your queen mother will let us save it or not, why don't you, Master Crab, give me some kind words for the little one?"

"Are you sure? This young master has always been used to slander and advice." Gu Junbiao shook his hair shamelessly, then patted her head vigorously and complained, "Pig head! What will happen if you let Shinhwa Media earn two more money? Um?"

Before Jian Jie puffed back, Su Yizheng snorted dissatisfiedly, "Baby Jie can't get any money, why do such thankless things?"

Song Yubin supported his partner: "That's right! Poison tongue girl, I support you, Mr. Chairman, not to accept any interviews, especially the reporters from Shinhwa Media!"

"Brother enough!" Jian Jie pretended to be full of emotions and patted Song Yubin's shoulder, then tiptoed to touch Su Yizheng's head, "Honey, you are the best! Come, give me a hug."

"It's OK to hug two! Come on, kiss one!" Su Yizheng pouted and moved towards him, but before he could hug anyone, he was thrown aside by the jealous Mr. Crab, "Go! "

With a sinister smile, Song Yubin walked around behind Gu Junbiao and kicked him on the knee, so Gu Junbiao threw himself on Jian Jie, and they kissed each other nose to nose and mouth to mouth!

With one hand on the railing and his slender waist in the other, Gu Junbiao shamelessly gnawed on the snout of a certain pig's head for three seconds, then turned his head and raised his hind paws to kick it over, and sternly sprayed: "You are sick, what are you kicking?" Fortunately, this young master has quick reactions and quick movements, otherwise you will pay for this pig's head knocking on the stairs and turning into an idiot?!"

So he slid and sat down on the stairs concisely and weakly, covering his face with his forehead to show that he was ashamed to see others.

"Ouch..." Song Yubin asked weakly while supporting his partner's shoulder, "Master Crab, are you willing to pay me for causing me to vomit like this?"

Gu Junbiao cut it, staring at his stomach with suspicious eyes and said: "There are so many strange things these days, who knows why you vomit? In short, don't try to blame this young master!"

Song Yubin immediately exploded: "Damn it! What do you think of the stinky crab?! Can I still have morning sickness as a big man?"

Yin Zhihou burst into laughter: "Pfft! Stupid."

Su Yizheng immediately threw away his partner's hand in disgust, and just after he got over it, Gu Junbiao smiled sinisterly: "You said that you had morning sickness, but my young master didn't say anything."

"Bah!" Song Yubin blushed and looked at one of them thickly, "Please! Take care of your shameless little crab, okay?"

Jian Jie peeked at him from between his fingers, and said with great resentment: "The little brat has grown up, we can't control it anymore."

But Yin Zhihou's small tone was more resentful than hers: "Well, the single-celled animal made too many phone calls with the young and old, and it ended up like this, black-bellied..."

As soon as he talked about the simple phone call, he sang happily, hung up after two hums, and put on a bitter face and glanced sideways at Gu Junbiao.

"What does the old witch want you to do again?" Gu Junbiao asked with a frown. Recently, when the music on his mother's mobile phone rang, he was extremely annoyed.

"It's okay this time, it's OK to show western food etiquette." Jie Jie jumped up and walked to the bedroom, "I'm going to change my outfit, two to 10 minutes."

"Oh... I won't change it, you can figure it out." Gu Junbiao waited lazily against the wall, signaling her to pay attention to her identity—is it a girlfriend, or does she have to appear as a couple.

In less than 10 minutes, Jian Jie had put on light makeup and changed her clothes, and she popped out, a slightly sheer black straight skirt with pleated gauze, a pair of silver-gray open-toed high-heeled sandals, and an exaggerated platinum chain. The silver-gray handbag not only fits well with Gu Junbiao's black shirt and silver-gray tie, but also has an intellectual beauty and a little sexy, making the three perverts whistling together.

Gu Junbiao worriedly looked left and right. Fortunately, it wasn't too transparent, so he held her hands and turned around to continue observing. Tsk, is the length of the skirt a little shorter?

A god-man who has "degenerated" into a roundworm in her boyfriend's belly looked at the ceiling cordially and kindly. Under F3's snickering eyes, he rudely lifted up the skirt, showing off the dress that can be worn outside - close-fitting black A pair of cotton shorts.

So Gu Junbiao nodded in satisfaction, walked away with his girlfriend in his arms, F3 cast glances at each other, sneaked to the stairs to listen to the corner, and sure enough, Mr. Crab, who had just walked up to the roof, warned: "Don't look at other men ! Don’t bend over indiscriminately! Don’t laugh at anyone you see! Don’t…”

Yin Zhihou broke his fingers silently, and finally said worriedly: "It seems that I missed one thing, my dears, do you think I should call to remind Master Crab?"

Su Yizheng nodded in agreement: "It must!"

Song Yubin smiled maliciously: "That's all right, you can call Young Master He and ask him to remind us of that extraordinarily generous Master Crab."

"I... think about it? Well, maybe I have to go to the cardiology department to register first."