[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

The author has something to say: Ahem... It is said that a man who can suppress sexual impulse for a woman is a good boy. I agree with it. What do you guys think?

The two chatted and went downstairs. Since Jiang Xishu's special car was well known to the reporters, they probably would be under siege, so they got into the simple car and went to the roof house for dinner. It was a simple three dishes and one soup, but they were too much to eat. Yan Dayue, unexpectedly got her to say that a certain stewed beef cooked at her home was more delicious than the last time she showed off her cooking skills, so it is wrong to treat them differently, and they must be treated equally.

So that day Jian Jie went to the Ju Mansion to be a little cook at the order of the Queen Mother. At first, she wanted to reject it on the grounds that the two seasonings were different. To coax the Empress Dowager, I can cook a few Jiangsu and Zhejiang side dishes to fulfill the promise made by Butler Li. Third, I just happen to be able to welcome a certain four back, so why not do it?

When a little cook in Dulele stewed the stewed beef that took a long time, and then pounded the special dish of a small county in Zhejiang——steamed braised pork belly with dried bamboo shoots and vegetables, she was cutting vegetables and meat to make a few stir-fries with seasonal vegetables At that time, a certain dog crawled back that was completely inhuman by Li Aojie.

As soon as a certain little fox with a disheveled face and black wheels entered the kitchen, like a comrade who had been lost for many years finally found an organization, he swooped forward and hung on Jian Jie's shoulder, howling: "Baby Jie, help me..."

Jian Jie stuffed a small tomato into his mouth, and said with a mean smile without sympathy: "Where is the last life of the nine-tailed demon fox? So that I can step on it again."

"Oh no...Baby Jie, you little heartless..." The little fox turned into an abandoned and resentful man and cried even harder, so the battle between the fox and the crab broke out immediately.

"Damn you octopus!" Master Crab's desire for monopoly surged out like a dam flooding in an instant, two crab claws and eight crab legs went into battle, struggling to pull away the claws of the evil fox spirit, trapping it recklessly The slender waist got tired, "Pig head, did you commit some other crime and be fined to cook?"

"It's a crime of molesting a woman from a good family." He replied concisely, and then pushed him away with his elbow, "You think you're a goose feather? Bounce away!"

Gu Junbiao let go of his hand reluctantly, and praised, "What kind of dish is this? It smells so good."

"Chinese food!" The laconic pride is palpable, but an answer is a no-answer.

"Nonsense!" Gu Junbiao moved closer to her and pretended to watch, "It's so black, can you eat it?"

Song Yubin, who was resting on the small dining table, raised his head listlessly, "No matter what kind of food is on the table, the most important thing is to get it on the table quickly, Mr. Chairman, I have to catch a plane."

Yin Zhihou's complexion is the most normal among the four, and his physical strength is also good. He has washed his hands and waited for the feeding, and he is still knocking on the plate with a spoon, "Food, come to the bowl...Food, come to the bowl Come……"

Taking advantage of Master Crab's negligence, Su Yi rushed forward again, pointed to his dark circles and said seriously: "Baby Jie, look, these are really dark circles, not painted on."

"Well, the black wheel is not guilty, but the white face is a crime." Jian Jian smiled and handed over a small cucumber, but was slapped away by Su Yizheng's disgusting palm, "Evil! Don't think I don't know the allusion of cucumbers and chrysanthemums, Sister Lianhua said it before!"

Jian Jie burst out laughing, "Pfft! What does Shang Yilian teach? Now, let me tell you four, you must remember the mantra of 'cherish life, stay away from hooligans'."

Song Yubin tossed a conclusion with great resentment: "You are a hooligan! All your sects are hooligans!"

"Tsk, it looks really miserable." Jian Jie turned to look at Gu Junbiao and asked, "What, are you going to mainland China with them?"

"No!" Gu Junbiao resolutely vetoed, put his elbows around her neck and whispered, "Your third senior brother said you can't disturb us, otherwise you will blow your hair, hehe..."

"Cut! I'm too lazy to talk to you." Jian Jie shook off the crab claws again, "Go to the dining room and wait. Dinner will be served in half an hour."

Song Yubin was the first to get up, "I'll take a shower while I still have time, Junbiao, call Ah Hao and ask him to bring me a few sets of clothes. Tongue girl, you need to cook more dishes , I'm so hungry that I could eat a cow!"

"Me too! Phone, clothes, gourmet food!" Su Yizheng took a handful of tomatoes and rolled out.

"Ditto, over!" Yin Zhihou knocked on the plate like a beggar and left.

Jian Jie was so happy that he threw a small cucumber, "Be careful, I will charge you copyright fees!"

Yin Zhihou also dodged away in disgust, "Same evil! over!"

"Three lazy bastards! How dare you call this young master, hmph!" Resignedly, Ju Junbiao took out his mobile phone and called the servants of each family one by one, asking them to pack their luggage and send them to the airport.After he hung up the phone, he immediately stuck to it again, pressed Jian Jie's front paw holding the kitchen knife with one hand, and pulled her face with the other and kissed her eagerly, "I miss you so much..."

Jie Jie held the murder weapon but was pressed by him and did not dare to move. When he couldn't break free for a while, he could only half push and half refuse to let him go. A small heart was beating wildly, afraid that a servant would scream or scream. The empress dowager's unique "cough cough" sound came, and she inexplicably wanted to say in a daze of emotion: This is too exciting, it is safer to do such bad things in her own den.

"Did you miss me, huh?" Gu Junbiao's three-day lovesickness was relieved after a lingering long kiss, and he gently pecked her pretty face covered with red clouds lovingly. This pig's head, no matter how many times She still blush, I really don't know why she is shy.

"Don't be like this, butler Li will come in at any time." Jian Jie gathered up the vegetables to be cut in a panic, feeling that the hand holding the knife was trembling.Amazing, this girl can't swim, why is her breath-holding skill so good?

"What are you afraid of? It's not that he doesn't know, he will see it when he sees it." Gu Junbiao put his arms around his slender waist thickly, and deliberately touched her earlobe with his lips one after another, snickering and admiring The skin around her ears danced with goosebumps, and suddenly she leaned over and tilted her head to look at her lips, and chuckled a little complacently, "Hey, there is no swelling this time, and there is progress."

"You pig! Do you still want to eat? Get out!" This time, her simple and pretty face turned even redder, and her soft scolding sound was more like coquettish begging for mercy. Son?

"Yes, Your Majesty the Empress." Gu Junbiao looked at her red face with a smug mouth, then glanced at the bright red crystal hooves in the pot, and smiled happily, "Hey, pig head, your complexion is the same as yours. Relatives are very similar."

relative?You are a pig!Concisely and fieryly raised the kitchen knife, "Are you going to get out? Believe it or not, I really chopped up your little crab and made porridge to eat!"

"Okay, okay, I'm going out, I'm going out now." Gu Junbiao raised his hands pretending to be afraid, then quickly kissed her on the cheek, walked outside the door and suddenly yelled with a smirk, "I don't believe you! That's why you can't bear to behead me! Who else in this world would dare to accept your pig's head? Hahaha..."

"Boom!" The concise little universe immediately erupted. She chopped the kitchen knife into the cutting board, threw down the chef's hat and chased out the door aggressively, "Damn it! You're so cheap, you little crab, how dare you lose me? See if I don't!" Break your two hundred and six bones into four hundred and twelve yuan! Hey! You stop for me—uh, butler Li?"

Butler Li, who was ordered by Master Zhihou to come to urge dinner, was almost knocked over by some one rushing out of the corner, and he asked in horror: "Miss Jian Jie, what is this..."

"Strike! Uh, I didn't ask for it, it was your young master who forced me to strike!" A certain godman panicked and then slipped out a series of lies that turned black and white, "He also said that if I don't go on strike, I will go on a hunger strike to show me So I have to persuade him! You can go on a diet and go on a hunger strike, but you can’t! Is that right? Butler Li, please ask the Chinese chef to cook for me, thank you!"

"Oh, then go quickly, I'll make arrangements." Butler Li hissed lightly to calm down his shock, and avoided the side to invite distinguished guests to go first. When Jian Jie rushed past like a locomotive, he said with a smile My own thoughts entered the kitchen, "Master Junbiao really loves people, and he even tries to make people rest, hehehe, in fact, cooking a few dishes occasionally won't be too tiring..."

"Bang!" A certain dog was so terrified by these words that she was so angry that she swung her hind paws and kicked a large vase shelf half a person's height as soon as she rushed to another corner, and then used her front paws to kick it. Shoot the right position, then continue kicking and shooting all the way to the living room, ah?no one!She immediately moved to Gu Junbiao's bedroom and study, raised her hind paws, "Bang! Bang!" With both feet, the city gate opened wide!

"Who let you in?! Get out—" Gu Junbiao, who just unbuttoned his shirt, thought it was some maid. The young master immediately lost his temper, and then he blushed and grabbed both sides of his shirt and covered his chest, "Uh, you You pig...why come in without knocking, get out quickly!"

How can the simplicity on the fire care about this?She rolled up her sleeves and rushed over, "Miss Ben won't go out! Please make it clear first!"

Gu Junbiao hurriedly buttoned the buttons, and in a hurry, he made a mistake in the upper and lower buttonholes. He quickly turned his back and turned his head to the side and yelled, "I want to take a bath, what's the matter, we'll talk about it later."

Concisely and viciously: "You are amazing at playing half-naked! You can have all/naked ones! Do you think Miss Ben has never seen it before?"

"What?!" Gu Junbiao immediately turned around and took only three or two steps to punch her in front of her eyes, "Where have you seen it? Tell me!"

"On the Internet!" Jie Jie waved his front paws impatiently, feeling that there is no need to discuss such a small issue at all, what is important in the world just now!

"Oh..." Gu Junbiao's tense nerves relaxed, and then he stared and asked: "Who gave you permission to watch those messy things, huh?!"

"Myself!" He answered concisely and powerfully, stretched out his front paws and pushed, and then spouted, "Hey! What did you mean by that just now! I wonder if you, a little crab, dare to be more narcissistic and naive, Ah?! What are you hiding? Take your paws away! I told you that Miss Ben has seen you, why are you covering up? Take it away! What are you pretending to be a poor little daughter-in-law? You, why are you blushing?"

"...Pig head! You are a dead pig! What are you poking around, really..." Ju Jun, who was pushed to the wall, muttered red-faced and walked away along the wall, "You walked away!"

Why are you so nervous?No matter how shy he is, he is still a man, which is really strange.Jie Jie suspiciously looked at him from head to toe, and raised his front paw to look at him anxiously. It seems that he didn't attack him in the third way?Is it considered a chest attack if you are strangled to death?

Gu Junbiao's face was as red as the upgraded crystal hoof, he suddenly turned around and put his head against the wall, closed his eyes and held his breath, quickly buttoned up, and then turned around like a fully armed warrior , took a deep breath, hugged her, gritted her teeth and growled vaguely: "Pig head! Do you think you are the only one with sensitive areas?"

It's ridiculous that a certain godman is still out of the situation, and asked stupidly: "What?"

"You—you're so stupid!" Gu Junbiao was about to vomit blood, he smiled and bit the skin next to her ear lightly, "How does it feel, huh?"

"Don't, itch." Jie Jie habitually shrank her neck and turned her body to hide, raised her front paws and wanted to push, but was caught by him who had been prepared for a long time, and the palms around her waist slipped down to hold her little butt towards him The already scorched part of the body was pressed hard and then released quickly, and there was a hint of tension and depression in the helpless tone, "You little idiot... you are playing with fire, do you know that?"

Heck... A certain group of ignorant brain cells in the brain of a god-man was broken as if pierced by needles, his pretty face flushed suddenly, his whole body was so stiff that he didn't dare to move, he just subconsciously swallowed the first thought that popped up. Chi said it: "You, you, you are shameless..."

"You think I want to, you idiot!" Gu Junbiao spouted wanting to cry without tears, obviously she kept poking her sensitive spots, otherwise why would he like to hug her from behind!He is the most normal man, okay?cry!

"But I only touched you, your..." It's just breasts, why are you so excited? !

"Who said everyone's sensitive areas are the same, pig head." Gu Junbiao gently pushed her away, covered her eyes with one hand, held her shoulders with the other and pushed her body out, "You're out now , no peeking!"

"Who, who wants to peek at you." In fact, she didn't need him to push her, and she wished she could fly away with her wings.

Before closing the door, Gu Junbiao gently pinched her red earlobe, and said viciously, "If you catch a cold, you are responsible!"

Jie Jie rubbed the back of his head that was almost hit by the door, turned around and stared at the door and murmured in puzzlement: "Cold? I don't know why! Uh..." Suddenly, a flash of light came to my mind!Oh...he said that because of that impulsiveness, he had to take a cold shower to put out the fire, so he might catch a cold?Depend on!none of my business?It's obviously because you have poor self-control, okay?Resolutely do not admit it!Anyone who is killed will not bear the responsibility of such a catastrophe!

"Girl, what are you doing?" Jiang Xishu's slightly puzzled voice rose from behind.

"Scared!" So Jian Jie almost fell into the door again in shock!Fortunately, her superb body balance played a role in time, barely holding the door handle, turning the car and clinging to the door like a gecko, forcing a smiling face and asking in a low voice: "Mother, Queen Mother, are you off work?" ?”

"Yeah, I'm off work." Jiang Xishu's eyes became more and more suspicious, she stepped forward and looked at her eyes carefully, "Your face is so red, I thought I heard you talking about a cold just now—"

"No, no, I don't have a cold." Jie Jie quickly shook her head, really crying to death.

"Really?" Jiang Xishu touched her forehead with the back of her hand in concern, "It's very hot, let's ask the family doctor to come and take a look."

"No, no need, really no need!" So Jian Jie's head shook faster and more violently, and such intense exercise made her hold back a reason, "Actually, I was pissed off by Gu Jun's appearance, and I was so angry that I lost my head ,real."

Unexpectedly, Jiang Xishu's interest immediately rose, and asked with a smile: "Why is he mad at you?"

Jian Jie immediately put on a sullen face, and promoted the art of lies, "Just now when I was cooking, I asked him to help try the dishes. He said that it was delicious, and at the same time said that I had bad intentions and intentionally made him eat it." Raising a fat pig that can't be squeezed out, and said that I should pay him for weight loss and mental damage. I quarreled with him a few times when I was not convinced, but I ran back to the room and said I wanted to find evidence. I naturally chased after him to take a look, but he actually said that he would take off his clothes to show me his fat, and that if he caught a cold, he would pay for my medical expenses and hospitalization expenses. I am not as thick-skinned as him, so I really I was almost pissed off by him."

This stupid boy is really childish!Isn't this kind of behavior that only bullies the girls you love, only kindergarten boys can do it?Jiang Xishu coughed twice with a smile, playing [-] big boards each like a queen mother, "He is naive, and you are naive like him? Let others hear it and think you are taking it for fun." Tsk, isn't it just nasty? Is it interesting?

"Oh..." Jie Jie reluctantly responded, and then added a sentence pretending to be cute, "Got it, I won't do it in the future."

Jiang Xishu couldn't bear it, she took out the gift she had prepared for her from her bag and handed it to her, "This is for you, accompany me to a banquet tomorrow night, just in time, take it."

"Okay, thank you." Jian Jie took it over with a soft brow and bowed gratefully.The thief's eye took a look by the way, oh ho!Looks like a Patek Pei Li watch?A brilliant firework is quietly released in the heart, the son is guilty of the old mother, if you don't take it for nothing, hehe...

Jiang Xishu waved his hand, "I heard Junxi said that you don't like to take advantage of others, so I won't return the jewelry after I used it last time. Even if this is a gift in return, you won't earn any money." I'm not at a loss either."

"Hehe..." Jian Jie sent a smirk on his face, what a drop of happiness is really like fireworks, it is fleeting and disappears without a trace!