[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

In other people's homes, the simplicity and natural rhythm of acting like a book in one hand and a rice bowl in one hand will not be performed. The silent and delicate eating will greatly increase Li Butler's favorability, but it will provoke F4 and Ju Junxi from time to time. The look in your eyes, isn't it too pretentious?

Taking advantage of the time when her son is going abroad, Jiang Xishu often extracts information from her daughter and F3, and even Little Apple has contributed. She is very familiar with the habit of simplicity, and she doesn't think that these overt and secret inquiries can hide this ghost. She's a pretty girl, so she asked calmly: "Miss Jian Jie, I heard that your dining habits are different from ordinary people, is it?"

The extremely boring and concise man thought he was too tired to carry on so much, so he immediately showed the face of a miser, "How do you say it? Chairman Jiang."

Jiang Xishu resisted the urge to touch her forehead, and tentatively changed her address: "Girl, you really can't eat without reading?"

So Jian Jie immediately lost his face in boredom, pretending to be a docile sheep who is ready to be slaughtered, "No, Auntie, I just drank all the oily fumes while cooking, and I lost my appetite after tasting. "

This girl is really... choking everyone!Jiang Xishu looked coldly at the five people who lowered their heads and held back their laughter, and their own unscrupulous son even bit the spoon until it rattled!I couldn't help feeling angry, and said since you love acting so much, I'll let you do as much as you want!She coughed lightly, and then said in a rude and polite tone: "Miss Jian Jie, the so-called do as you please, I think—"

Unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, she slapped the chopsticks on the table, poked her lamely with squinted eyes: "Queen Mother, are you kidding me?!"

"Puff, cough, cough..." Gu Junbiao got up and walked out of the living room quickly, "Yes, I'm sorry, I'm going to the bathroom."

Su Yizheng also ran out quickly, "I'll go get some extra food, don't bother Butler Li, I'll just go by myself!"

Song Yubin, who had been used by Su Huli as an excuse, had no choice but to pinch his thigh muscles and hold back his laughter. Gu Junxi put his hands between his legs, bowed his head and shrugged, and only Yin Zhihou chuckled fearlessly, half joking and half blaming He asked earnestly, "Master of God, if you want us to pay for the meal, just say so, don't let such a big twist make us unable to eat."

"It's easy to say, brother." Nodding concisely, looking at Jiang Xishu who had a dark complexion, he asked, "The cost of labor and materials is basically the same these days. How about it, Auntie, you and I are on the same page, do you think so?"

Jiang Xishu finally couldn't help but hold his forehead, and gritted his teeth for a long time before choking out a sentence: "Well, the so-called cooking is worse than cooking, anyway, the ingredients in the kitchen are prepared for a week, you can figure it out."

To be honest, the dishes cooked by this girl taste really good, but with her profiteering face, even eating dragon meat from the sky would taste like chewing wax!

Tsk, you are worthy of being a veteran in the shopping mall, how can you turn against the general without turning your face in such a molestation?cut!Anyone willing to be a free chef is a fool!Sticking out his tongue at Yin Zhihou concisely and playfully, "Ah! I'm sorry, I forgot, those ingredients are imported from China, and they are extremely expensive. Thank you for your willingness to praise me as a little cook today. I will still be interesting tomorrow. Let the five-star chef go into battle."

Can you write the word "sorry"? !Jiang Xishu really wanted to spray it directly, but at least she kept her demeanor, hummed twice with a smile on her face, and continued to eat.

Gu Junbiao and Su Yizheng, who ran out and laughed wildly, came back with a residual smile on their faces.Gu Junbiao patted her head attentively as he passed the simple seat, "Eat more, don't forget that you are a child who wants to gain weight."

Taking advantage of Su Yizheng's cover, Jian Jie rolled her eyes at him, cut!Do you think I love arguing with your queen mother?Obviously she loves to trouble me, okay?

Jiang Xishu thought she chose a safe topic that young girls are willing to talk about to ease the atmosphere, "Girl, I think you eat a lot, but you maintain a good figure. Do you have any tricks? Unlike our Junxi who has been losing weight, you can't lose weight." Not much, you teach her."

Jian Jie glanced at Gu Junxi's face, and replied in a very social manner: "Big... sister's figure is just right, I think it's just right, one point more is too fat, one point less is too thin, this is the best." Huh ,so close!I almost habitually dumped my aunt in the past.

You bad girl said clearly that my sister and I worked so hard to keep the weight!Do you think everyone is like you and can’t get fat no matter what you eat!Gu Junxi gritted his teeth and said with a half-smile: "Really? But you are... sister, I still want to lose weight, so you can teach me. Hehehe... I don't waste light like someone Food just doesn’t grow meat.”

Auntie, if you are so angry, go to your queen mother to vent it, aren't we also forced?Jian Jie winked at her secretly, and it could be seen that her eyeballs were about to go out of the window, so she had to seriously suggest: "Actually, losing weight is very simple, as long as——" Suddenly glanced at Jiang Xishu, took a bite of the meal and just ate it. .

Su Yizheng, who occasionally needs to lose weight, asked curiously: "Just how?"

Jie Jie swallowed the food, and said without panting: "As long as your boss is the kind who treats women as men and men as animals, let alone losing weight, it is impossible for you to gain weight! So I said, big... sister , how lucky you are to have such a good boss as your mother!"

"Cough cough..." Jiang Xishu was immediately amused, and turned sideways to cough violently. The nearby Gu Junbiao hurriedly turned around to pat his back and pass water, feeling a little comforted, thinking that his son is not someone who only cares about his girlfriend and ignores his wife , who would have thought that this unscrupulous son immediately slashed Wen Rou, "Mom, even if the food is delicious, can you eat it slowly?" So she didn't pick it up and coughed even more happily.

"Pfft!" Even Yin Zhihou couldn't hold it back now, and a certain pair of partners even turned their heads to cover their faces and shook their shoulders wildly. Did this dark-bellied couple want to laugh to death?Empress Dowager, you are really serious. After suffering so much trouble, don't you know that this poisonous girl can pull out nonsense all over the sky when she is serious?

Only Butler Li, who couldn't understand Chinese, looked around unknowingly, and felt that this young lady was extremely capable. There was a sense of horror that she had changed the brains of the two mistresses and the four young masters collectively!

The corners of Gu Junxi's mouth had already become rigid, she imitated the movement of a certain one and slapped the chopsticks hard, and sprayed with raised eyebrows: "Bad girl, are you playing with me?!"

Thanks to the conciseness, this man of God was able to keep his serious face, covered his chest with his hands and leaned back in fear, and cried out aggrievedly: "Sister, how could I?! It's just that I didn't have time to tell you to drink more green tea to cleanse the intestines." Is benefiting the lungs beneficial for weight loss and anti-aging? Oh no, in winter you have to learn from the Queen Mother and drink more black tea to warm the stomach and beautify the skin.”

"You, you bastard girl are endless!" Jiang Xishu finally obeyed her heart and said the true evaluation in her heart. Well, I feel much more comfortable now.

F3 and Ju Junxi also helped the queen mother to collectively vent: "You bad girl, you dare to talk cheap! Gu Junbiao! Sister, I beg you to take care of your girlfriend!"

"That's right! Poison tongue girl, can you calm down for a while!"

"Baby Jie only allows you to eat but not to talk!"

"Jane, don't you just let you cook a table of dishes, why are you tossing us so much?"

Amidst the sound of crusade, Gu Junbiao had no choice but to sit next to his girlfriend, touched her forehead and asked earnestly, "Sorrow, what do you think I should do with you?"

This sentence is really... Thunder makes the whole body comfortable and the hairs stand on end!Without even thinking about it, Jian Jie pinched his chin and sighed: "No, I have to say it like this. Sigh...you little fairy, what should I do with you? Uh, I'm just kidding!"

"You pig-headed girl!" Gu Junbiao became angry and snarled at the laughter of his friends, ruining her hairstyle and snarling, "Who do you think I am! Ah?! Say it again if you have the ability!"

Jian Jie was so dazed by him that he could only beg for mercy repeatedly: "I'm sorry! I learned this from Shang Yilian, please, Mr. Crab, you can go to her to settle the score, okay...the claws are taken away!"

"Who of you is not easy to learn? Why do you have to learn from that guy whose brain is flooded every day! Ah?!"

"You think I am willing? Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, don't you understand!"

"She's crazy and you're stupid enough to learn from her? Fuck you genius!" Gu Junbiao patted her cheeks on both sides without hesitation and ordered, "My young master forbids you to learn from her again, do you hear me?!"

The simplicity of the controlled facial muscles can only be muffled: "Oh..."

"Oh what?" Gu Junbiao naturally kissed her hard to get a satisfactory answer, "Promise me!"

"Understood." The concise and pretty face blushed half the sky, and without thinking, she stretched out her fingers and pinched the acupuncture points on his elbow to force him to let go. She buried her head in eating the pickled vegetables and rice, but her hind paws kicked towards the crab legs. .

"Hiss... Pain!" Then Gu Junbiao came to his senses, covered his lips with blushing fists and quickly glanced around, and forced a calm look at his friends, "What are you doing, young master? Eat!"

F3 and Gu Junxi held back their smiles knowingly and continued to enjoy the luxurious meal, but Jiang Xishu gave his son a gentle knife in return, "It seems that this trick works well, Junbiao, you can teach it like this in the future."

"Pfft—" So some two sprayed their mouthfuls of food at the same time, this move was even more powerful, destroying half of the table.

Song Yubin stared blankly at the piece of fish that was unfortunately covered with rice grains and didn't know whether to take it back or throw it directly at the faces of the two of them?As for Butler Li, who is supposed to deal with this matter, ahem... Please forgive this old man with a slightly poor reflex arc, he has been turned into a plaster cast by his young master's reality show.

Fortunately, Mr. Zheng's arrival resolved this dilemma. Jiang Xishu raised his chin towards Jian Jie when he saw it, "The way to treat guests is to follow the host as you please."

Mr. Zheng was startled, and then put the folder in Jian Jian's hand, "Miss Jian Jie, please have a look."

Gu Junbiao was the first to grab it and opened the title page to have a look, sweat!Wouldn't it be nice not to take advantage of people like this?He helplessly yelled at his mother: "Mom, this is the company's trade secret, you—"

snort!Do you want to suppress your mother and me?Son, you are so young!Jiang Xishu smiled and asked, "Why, do you think your girlfriend will betray you?"

"I hate it!" Gu Junbiao murmured in a low voice, imitating the gestures of his girlfriend and eldest sister, and slammed the folder on the dining table, "Pig head! Eat your meal, I'll read it later."

Concisely and obediently hummed, looked at Jiang Xishu with a hint of interest in his eyes and smiled: "It is said that the emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, please give me some rewards from the Queen Mother."

Jiang Xishu easily came to cover the water and soil, and said with a narrow smile: "Girl, you are so familiar that you don't call me Chairman Jiang, how can there be business between us? Let's leave money and other vulgar things. "

Jian Jie grinned, leaned closer to Gu Junbiao and pretended to whisper, but the voice was just enough for everyone present to hear clearly: "I said earlier that rich people are very stingy, do you believe me this time?"

Everyone here is considered a rich master, so of course they couldn't laugh when they heard this remark. In fact, they wanted to spit on this rich and poisonous girl, but they thought they were not her opponent, so they might as well pick and choose and eat more. Contaminated vegetables.

Gu Junbiao twitched the corners of his mouth, and secretly pinched her under the table to signal her not to play, but he pretended to be depressed and said, "Hey, I paid for the car repair fee for brother Che, don't go to it." Mars turned back to collect debts, okay?"

"Oh... now I can sleep well." Jie Jian blinked innocently, and suddenly put down the bowl and chopsticks amidst F3's snickering, and said in Korean very politely, "I'm full, everyone please Slow use."

No one wanted to bully her, a certain workaholic didn't care about it, and concentrated on flipping through the files.At best, this document is the personnel transfer and selection information for Shinhwa Mobile to develop foreign markets. At worst, it is the personnel deployment for Shinhwa to sell mid-to-low-end products abroad.

Ha ha... Empress Dowager Jiang is really a business savvy. She just finished studying her professional knowledge level in the afternoon, and wanted to test her employment skills in the evening.Well, it seems that President Jiang, who has always had a high self-esteem, really took his unknown suggestion to heart. It seems that he is going to withdraw funds to increase research and development efforts, adjust the market strategy, and intend to be the leader in this field.But I don't know whether I was just fighting for the 100 million US dollars bet for a while, or I really valued my own vision and ability, so I made up my mind to reform boldly.

Jiang Xishu didn't appreciate the speed reading ability of ten lines at a glance in the concise legend, so she couldn't help but asked with a smile: "Girl, this kind of trivial matter shouldn't be difficult for you, right? Auntie, I'm waiting for your good advice."

Jian Jie raised her head and glanced at her, and replied with a slightly serious tone: "Please wait a moment, it is never my style to make hasty decisions about work, especially personnel deployment. If you just want to see me make a fool of myself, then I can do it now." Eloquently write a [-]D report and hand it to you, and guarantee that you are correct, but the end result can only be a waste of each other's time."

Everyone fell silent for a moment. Once this workaholic mentions work, he changes his face like a flip book. He dares to show cold face to others anytime and anywhere!They couldn't help but looked at Jiang Xishu anxiously, only to see that she signaled the housekeeper to withdraw from the banquet in a nonchalant way, and nodded in agreement with a smile: "Your work attitude...is very good."

"Work attitude can reflect the important things of being a person and setting up the world, and it must not be a trifling matter." The concise answer was still serious, and then he took out a few personnel files and handed them to Gu Junbiao who had just come over to read, and said with a leisurely smile, "I'm a lazy person. It's a waste of time for me to have one outcome. So, if you really want me to deal with this, please give me a little extra freedom, okay?"

F4 and Ju Junxi's eyes brightened, and there was another good show to watch!

Interesting, really interesting.Jiang Xishu secretly observed the faces of the five juniors, and smiled calmly: "Yes."