[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

Smiling concisely, he closed the door gently, leaving a space for F3 and Ju Junxi, who were discussing drafting the intelligence system plan, and asked the people beside him, "Master Crab, are you sure you don't want to get involved?"

Gu Junbiao asked: "Are you really not cold?" She is really a stupid woman who wants grace but not temperature, she can just wear a pair of flesh-colored thin stockings, but she still has her toes open. baby?

Jian Jie giggled, "Then what should the guardian flower messenger do?"

"Pig head!" Gu Junbiao took off the black woolen scarf and hung it around her neck, carefully arranged the shape he was satisfied with, put his hands in his pockets and moved his elbows, "Let's go?"

Jie Jie tilted his head, hooked his arms like a naughty child, and walked forward leisurely, suddenly grabbed the scarf and looked at it, and asked: "Hey, this is the warm card, which girl is it for you?" knitted?"

Gu Junbiao folded his arms and said with a light smile, "This is the first time you have held me."

"Acridine? No way." Concisely recalled seriously.

Gu Junbiao glanced at it with a smile, "It's true, you've always only held Yizheng and Yubin's hands, and occasionally hugged Jihou, but you've never hugged me, except for the time when you stole my wallet."

Jian Jie rubbed the tip of her nose with her index finger, "Keep changing the subject, it seems that this scarf is...hehe..."

Gu Junbiao couldn't help poking her and pointed, "You're thinking wrong, it was Yu Bin's mother who knitted it for me the year she passed away, and all four of us have one, OK?"

Jian Jie broke into a sweat, scratched her head in embarrassment and smirked: "Oh...that's it."

Gu Junpyo sighed and shook his head, "Idiot! You can't even pretend to be jealous."

Concise immediately screamed: "Ha! How can I have it?"

Gu Junbiao asked cunningly: "Not pretending? Then you are really jealous, do you think this scarf was given to me by Jinsicao?"

Jian Jie rolled her eyes, and the front paws of the arms began to exert force, "I'm not jealous! I'm not—"

"So you're pretending, don't you just want to avoid the hook hug problem?" Gu Junbiao's smile was full of victory, and he shook his index finger like a bird, "Don't give the third possibility, You can only choose one of the two."

Jian Jie raised her knee and bumped into his knee, "I'll kill you!"

Gu Junbiao cleverly raised his leg and took a big step to avoid it, so as to avoid the embarrassment of rushing to the street.He looked back at the brightly lit snow-colored world and asked, "Hey, do you think we can build this intelligence system?"

Concise and no longer entangled, Yoyo threw out an old saying: "There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as there is a heart."

"Is it enough if you have a heart?" Gu Junbiao stopped under the street lamp in the courtyard, his dark eyes were unusually bright, and he stared deeply at her pretty face and said quietly, "The more I put my heart into it, but unfortunately the more you have a heart, the harder it is for me. You You know? I really hate you for being too sensible sometimes, I would rather you be more selfish."

Concisely and weakly countered: "Your little friends told you to protect the flowers, not to destroy the flowers."

Gu Junbiao slightly bent down and said with a smile: "Flower flower? Well, is it a cannibal flower?"

Jie Jie tossed her hair in a high-spirited way, and reluctantly talked back: "The piranha is super ugly, this lady can be considered a beauty after all."

"I totally agree, and you are a real beauty who is ready to starve to death of plastic surgeons." Gu Junbiao's molesting methods became more and more sophisticated, and by the way, there was a reversal, "I heard that the more beautiful a woman is, the more poisonous it is. Isn't it cannibalism?"

Jie Jie twitched the corner of her mouth and sprayed: "Are you sure there is such a flower in the world?"

Gu Junpyo shook his head honestly, "I don't know, I made it up. Well, let's say you are a poppy flower. It is said that this flower is also very beautiful."

Concise and yelled strangely: "Mao?!" We're just being venomous, hey!

"Well, you are an upgraded version of Poppy." Gu Junbiao shrugged his shoulders very eloquently, and then stretched out his finger to tap her lips, "I haven't tasted it yet, but I'm addicted to it. Borrowing from Shang Yilian's New catchphrase—is this going to be swollen?"

The simple and pretty face immediately turned red like a coat, and she rolled up her sleeves angrily, "Fuck you flower protector! Are you going to get out?"

Gu Junbiao ran away with a grin, "You are a teacher, you should get out first, and I will get out as a student."

"You are so weak!" Concisely kicked and chased after him, successfully flirting with Mr. Crab, who was in a good mood, laughed loudly and ran with his long legs. Many Zhuzi brothers were stunned, ha!Master Junbiao, what happened?Being chased and beaten by this violent girl is so happy, do you really want to add some medical equipment to Master Zhihou?

Jian Jie didn't have time to pay attention to other living things. She pulled a branch and twitched and shouted like a stepmother: "You are a shaky M! What are you pretending to be a shaky S?! Believe it or not, this lady will blow you up..."

"Acridine? It turns out...fuck you! You're the one shaking M! What's so fierce?" Gu Junbiao swung his legs like a windmill, and hurriedly took a step aside to avoid the twitch. This time Fortunately, I finally understood the true meaning of shaking S by contacting the context.As for popping chrysanthemums, sweat!This is also one of the key science popularization contents of a small business children's shoe called "If you don't be a hooligan, you can't be a lady". As a result, no matter who says it, he will remember the two hits on his butt that day when he played golf.

"Haha! I caught you! Where are you, you monster—yo! You little crab is quite a thief..."

Gu Junbiao narrowly hid in the car, gasping for breath while holding the steering wheel, bastard!The twigs are quite painful to pull off.

"Get out of the car!" Jie Jie put his foot on the front of the car in a rogue manner, yelled while swinging a branch with one hand and hooking his index finger with the other.Gu Junbiao snorted coldly, and turned on the turn signal like stage lights, so that she kicked the bumper hard, threw branches and climbed into the car.

Gu Junpyo played a trick to grab the head start, "Jane, I don't want the answer for Valentine's Day on February [-]th."

"Mao?!" Jie Jie's beautiful eyes widened in shock, and a front paw that had just stretched out to grab her ear paused stupidly. Uh, is this the rhythm of changing the death penalty to life imprisonment?

Gu Junbiao conveniently grabbed her front paws and overlapped his hands on the steering wheel, then put his chin on it, pouted at the windshield, and whispered: "Well, I don't want an answer, now it's like this enough."

is enough!Jian Jie roared in his heart, and shot a random arrow angrily: "From now on, don't say that women are fickle! Otherwise, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

Gu Junbiao couldn't help turning his head and glaring at her, and cried out aggrievedly: "You think I don't want you to agree! I'm not afraid that you will steal—"

"Steal what?" Jian Jian narrowed his eyes and asked softly.

"It's nothing! You heard it wrong!" Gu Junbiao flicked his head and looked out the window, but he still held her hand tightly, trembling slightly.

"You think I'm stupid! Finish talking!"

"I'm afraid you will sneak away!" Gu Junbiao turned his head and roared and continued to look out the window. Before Jie Jie could respond, he turned his head and shouted again and again, "So I don't want to force you, so I don't want to answer, so I called you It is enough to enjoy the feeling of being pursued!"

"...Which eye of yours sees that I want to sneak away and which ear hears that I want to sneak away?" Jian Jie swallowed quietly, the sensitivity of this little crab is really scary.

Gu Junbiao yelled back without changing a word: "You think I'm stupid!" After a pause, his voice became softer, "The course on acquiring companies used to be as long as several class notes, but you only use one video conference to teach by example It’s done, and you don’t hesitate to expose the way your company’s intelligence system is built. You think that even if you’re not in Korea, we’ll use the archives you left behind to conduct research. At worst, you’ll call them Thorns and they’ll keep in touch with us. Come on, at least our key courses should be completed on time, right? So you dare to say that you didn't think about sneaking away? Anyway, that's how I feel! You can't lie to me!"

Waterfall sweat!When did you learn psychology so thoroughly!Jian Jie sweated and scratched his face with relish, the feeling of being seen through is really unpleasant!

Gu Junbiao took a deep look at her, forced her hands into interlocking fingers and stuffed them into his pockets, and said depressingly, "Don't talk to me about the phone! I don't want a phone right now!"

"...Huh?! You, you don't want it anymore?" These words made the simple eyes and mouth shape round, Nicaragua Falls sweat! An IQ of 186 only exists in the data world, but the normal IQ of 168 has been kicked down to below 68 by him. I really understand that I can’t!

Gu Junbiao replied decisively: "Yes! But if you give me the mobile phone and leave, I would rather not have it for the rest of my life!"

Jian Jie shook his facial muscles, twitched the corners of his mouth, and finally choked out "Oh..."

Gu Junpyo said angrily: "Oh what? You think you are a rooster!"

So a certain dog with both S-shaking and M-shaking physiques obediently shut up, and only dared to complain in its heart: Even if I want to turn into a chicken to scare you, I can only turn into a hen!What kind of broken logic doesn't make sense...

"Idiot! You are so stupid!" Gu Junbiao's emotions accumulated for many days were unstoppable, he poked finger after finger very smoothly, scolded even more smoothly, and kept slamming her face one sentence after another Spray, "Unfounded worries! Looking for troubles! You will be thinking and worrying all day long! Who knows what will happen tomorrow? Then you can't grasp today first! What is tomorrow? Isn't tomorrow made up of every today! So you are The idiot who loves to abuse himself the most! Big idiot! Not only stupid but also bad! I hate you to death!"

At first, Jian Jie was so shocked that she was obediently abused, but then she also became furious!She raised her paw and grabbed his fingers vigorously and sprayed: "Since I'm so stupid and stupid and you hate me, then why not——hmm!"

Gu Junbiao, whose heart was beating wildly, had a bad feeling, and immediately turned his wrist and pulled her into his arms, and blocked her with his lips anxiously!

Boom... The sensory world of the two seems to have been thrown a fascination bomb at the same time, and they are unable to move... Time stands still, the air is stagnant, and all violent actions are frozen, only the turn signal is still blinking mischievously.

I don't know how long it took, anyway, when a certain index in the field of love was zero, she regained her sanity a little, only to find that his plump lips were softly and intimately nibbling on her lips, and his rapid and hot breathing was like The midsummer heat wave in the equatorial zone dazzled her poor mind, she managed to calm her mind and took a deep breath—but her slightly parted lips gave him an opportunity to siege the city and loot the pond wantonly to occupy her. Long lasting sweet fragrance...

"Don't eat noodles in front of other men from now on!" Gu Junbiao held her face and ordered softly and domineeringly. The poor IQ and EQ fell to minus 68 with a blinking and unfocused misty beautiful eye expressing his reaction The power remains alive.

Gu Junbiao lightly curled one corner of his lips, and repeated the order word by word: "From now on, you are not allowed to eat noodles like that in front of other men! Do you hear me?"

Jie Jie continued to blink her eyes, repeating the main points in a teachable way: "...noodles? What is that like?"

Gu Junbiao let her go suddenly, took off his coat and covered her face with difficulty in the small space, adjusted her sitting posture, put on the seat belt, and then said, "Think for yourself!"

Jian Jie let him play like a puppet, and after a while, she complained weakly under her clothes in a muffled voice: "You molested me."

"So what? My young master welcomes you to moleste me back at any time!" Ju Jun's current calm expression can be described as a mountain collapsed in front of him without changing his color. Is it just words and deeds, ahem...that is shameless!He tore off his tie with one hand and unbuttoned the three shirt buttons with the other, exposing his shoulders and the looming spring on his chest, "My young master knows that you are the one who will take revenge, come here! If you want to bite, bite back, if you want to moleste, go back, No matter how high the interest rate is, I have no complaints from this young master!"

Well, you are cruel!Nima really wants to knock out all your teeth and make you a veritable toothless man!Jian Jie complained silently and moved his hind paws. The space was too small to turn around and kick in vain, so he clenched his fists and gritted his teeth and asked, "What's the matter with noodles?!"

Gu Junbiao started the car and drove on the road, and said leisurely: "Think for yourself! Idiot!"

The author has something to say: I finally got it, eh!