[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

In the next half month, Jie Jie deeply felt that he was born to be a sandwich biscuit, oh no, maybe it is appropriate to use the Big Mac analogy.

The one who caught the most ferocious trap was Ju Junxi. Jian Jie thought it was just a shopping mall with her, and it would be done in two hours at most, but when she saw this aunt making out a shopping list that was enough to go around the rooftop house, she first The reaction is to flip the table!Damn, what a shopaholic!Even a shopaholic is not enough to describe you, okay?But keeping her promise, she was not good at speaking out and regretting, let alone fighting to the death in the mall, so she had to use various delaying tactics.

Gu Junbiao's offensive is the most soothing and silent, um, it should be said to be insidious.This little crab sends a wordless text message at 20:13 every night, and must choose to send another one at 5:20 before getting up every day, every day without interruption, no matter how she freezes it, but others are neither impatient nor impatient She has such patience and good temper that she can't wait to cut off his finger for sending text messages!Really!I still think she is not entangled enough!

The third-party mezzanine is F3 who helps friends pick up girls. Song Yubin, who is good at dancing, walks around in front of her from time to time, showing all kinds of invitations, teasing and even kisses. Soup, bro!Five Seconds Killer hides behind Yin Zhihou to make music for her partner. Various Chinese, English, and Korean love songs that are suitable for the occasion come out of her mouth, making her want to pour a vat of dumb medicine directly!And Yin Zhihou's black belly has reached the realm of strange flowers, and he is often pulled on himself from a thousand miles away, and the result will make her speechless and ask the sky, and at the same time, the little crabs are ashamed and annoyed to rush to love and kill each other.

The fourth mezzanine is Shang Jiming, an invincible gossip guy. If only this one can stop him, but this guy often calls some of them to report all kinds of nonsense, so Jie Jie often gets calls in his sleep. Waking up, she couldn't beat the strong brother and couldn't resist the boss, but she couldn't beat the stinky second, so she had to bear all kinds of teasing and have a proper free fun.

And the most fantastic thing in the mezzanine is Jiang Xishu, Queen Mother Jiang. The simple and unused mythical mobile phone started working again because of a call from the mother. After a few days, the purple mobile phone number was also compromised. Fortunately, the queen mother did not do much. She only asked about her son's life In terms of living and studying, she not only spoke politely, but also invited Jie Jian to have dinner with her over and over again to express her gratitude.

At first Jian Jie wondered who sold her, but then an email from Su Yizheng solved the mystery.It turned out that when Gu Junbiao was eight years old, he was kidnapped by his family's driver who was crazy about gambling, and it was because of Su Yizheng's invitation that he went out on the day of the accident—to visit the newly built pottery studio.As a result, the driver was very blind. As soon as he arrived at the dock warehouse, he called Queen Mother Jiang to ask for a ransom, but he didn't know that there was a tracker in Gu Junbiao's necklace.How dare the police station be negligent after receiving the call, so many elites in the police circle surrounded them, and the driver who had nowhere to escape was so scared that he flew into the sea with his car. Gu Junbiao almost became a ghost under the sea, which is why he was afraid of going into the water .

But Empress Dowager Jiang felt sorry for the injury of her only son, so she used this to vent her anger on Su Yizheng, and scolded the young him for a long time. If it weren't for the efforts of the Ju family siblings, she might not even be able to be friends. The shadow of childhood made Su Yizheng afraid of Jiang. The queen mother has been like a day for 20 years.

Jie Jie only replied two words to this confession email: touch...

The sad days of such a five-party attack slowly flowed to the first weekend of February, and as usual, Jian Jie, who was sent as a car, couldn't help it, and asked: "Hey, I have been wondering whether I am It's too pretentious, but you look like Mr. Jiang is a fishing volunteer who takes the bait all day long, isn't it really in line with your style?"

Gu Junbiao glanced at it with a smile, and asked back: "Then what style do you think I should be?"

Jian Jie crackled and said: "Of course it's about blowing curly hair and temper every day to practice your voice, or grabbing people's arms and flying around like a puppet, or... Anyway, it's the same thing as before. .You always say that I am fickle, but I think you are fickle. You have completely changed in a few days, and I express that I can’t understand it.”

"What did you do before?" Gu Junbiao frowned, and flicked her head lightly, "It refers to the golden silk grass, didn't you say that she is not the reason?"

"Don't change the subject! This is Miss Ben's patent!"

Gu Junpyo smiled helplessly, "Well, it was my fault. Mistakes can be made, but the same mistakes cannot be made. I will not be a fool who repeats the same mistakes."

Asked concisely and sincerely: "But from the perspective of others, your new combat method didn't work, did it?"

Gu Junbiao glanced at her with a half-smile, and after a while he asked back: "You still hide in your room every day if it doesn't work? You still stare at me when it doesn't work? You—" She looked like she wanted to sneak away, although I deliberately slowed down the pace, hoping to wait for her to slowly wake up, but the ones who liked to join in the fun still drove her into a hurry.

Jian Jie touched her nose and turned her head, "That's just my soft heart, and it has nothing to do with you!"

Gu Junpyo chuckled and said: "Some girls say that the happiest thing is when they are pursued by boys, because after confirming the relationship, the boyfriend's performance may become worse day by day, and after marriage, some men are even annoying like uncles."

"Continue." He scratched his head concisely and vaguely.

"So just enjoy the feeling of being pursued. I'm not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry?"

Jane shook her head, "No! You have a problem, you definitely have a problem!"

"Cut! Can't this young master love to keep promises? No. 14 in February, idiot!"

Jie Jie continued to shake her head, "I still feel something is wrong, do you have something to hide from me?"

Gu Junbiao's little heart immediately twitched, and he avoided her inquiring eyes by driving into the underground parking lot, pretending to say calmly: "Then come and analyze me, you are so psychologically strong, I can't fool you you."

He really didn't dare to take the risk. If he was honest and clear about her condition now, he might think that he was pitying her, or he simply refused to say anything and walked away. Then who would he cry to?He was even more afraid that if his mother found out, it would be troublesome.

"Oh..." Jian Jie was indeed deceived by this trick of "retreating to advance", Gu Zi was concentrating on thinking hard, until Gu Junbiao led her out of the car and realized that it was not her nest, "Where is this?"

Gu Junbiao couldn't help but lead her into the elevator, "Go up and have a look and you'll know."

"Ding..." The elevator stopped on the fourth floor, and the door opened and then immediately retreated, annoying shopping malls!Scary shopper!

"Don't worry, this is a hypermarket under Shinhwa's banner. It was rectified yesterday, and there is nothing you were afraid of." Gu Junbiao put his arms behind his back to comfort Ling Ling enough, and resorted to trickery, "Hey, you don't want my ears either. Get picked up by my sister and feed my elder brother? Be good, let's go."

Jie Jie is definitely lazy when it comes to shopping. She poked her head halfway over his shoulder and timidly asked Ju Junxi, who was like a door god standing on his hips at the elevator entrance: "Auntie, only clothes are sold here, right?"

"Yes, yes, come out quickly, come here..." Gu Junxi smiled kindly and amiably.

Simple but chilling, I always have a premonition that I will fall into a bottomless trap and I will not be able to climb up. After half an hour, my premonition will come true!She secretly wiped off the cold sweat behind her sister and brother's back. Which bastard said that Gu Junxi would like to drag whomever he likes to go shopping?Wipe away bitter tears again, she doesn't want to engage in lilies, hello!

The devils swept up Chanel and Gucci like they entered the village. Gu Junbiao and Jian Jie walked in the middle empty-handed. The waiter in the paper bag made an introduction to the shopping guide.

"Here! Damn girl, don't dawdle, I don't believe you can't pick out your favorite bag!" Ju Junxi waved his hand and led the crowd into the Hermes store.

Jian Jie took a comforting glance at the nearby LouisVuitton, PRADA, Dior and many other big names, and said to himself, don't worry, it will be your turn at the next stop.

"Jane, come and see! Do you think this new style looks good?" Ju Junxi's eyes were bright, and he held a bag and shouted at her like offering a treasure.

Nodding concisely and lacking in interest, "It's okay."

Gu Junxi held the bag and gestured to her, "Look at it from behind."

"No, if you like it, you can buy it."

"Junbiao, do you think it suits her back?" Gu Junxi asked his brother's opinion, well, the girlfriend's dress is also equivalent to the boyfriend's vision.

Before Gu Junbiao could comment, Jian Jie lazily waved his front paws, nestled in the VIP seat and refused: "No! There are a lot of things to take in and out when changing bags, it's annoying."

Gu Junbiao sat beside her and asked curiously, "Have you been using that big camel bag for the rest of your life?"

Jian Jie tilted his head and thought about it seriously, "There are several books by Cai Lan on the bookshelf of the greenhouse, and one of them introduces an old leather goods shop in the UK. Most of them are regular customers. I heard from the boss that the boots can be worn for a lifetime, and the leather is more shiny, and the price is not expensive. A bag of boots is only 10,000+ Hong Kong dollars. Well, I personally think it is very good.”

ha!This girl is really lazy.So Gu Junbiao chuckled and said nothing, but Gu Junxi spouted angrily: "How old are you! Young people should follow the trend and fashion, don't act like a lifeless old woman!"

Concisely pouted, "No, I'm tired."

Gu Junbiao was afraid that his sister would be angry, so he quickly reminded: "Then you always have to change your bag when you attend the banquet?"

"The costumer's service scope includes the whole body, and the female special assistant will choose the matching, what's my business?" Jie Jie tentatively leaned on his shoulder, "Can I borrow it?"

Gu Junbiao lowered his shoulders so that she could lean on him, and asked with a frown, "Are you sleepy without dinner?"

Concisely and aggrievedly puffed up Dalang's face, "Going shopping is so boring that it makes people want to sleep."

Ju Junxi's whole body was instantly covered in black mist, he rolled up his sleeves and made a gesture to beat him up, "Yeah...you damn..."

Gu Junbiao hurriedly dissuaded: "Sister, don't do this! She really doesn't like it, and it's useless if you force her!"

Jian Jie also felt that she was too disappointed, and hurriedly smiled flatteringly: "Why don't you call me when you are satisfied with the shopping, and I will pay for you?"

"Your sister, I'm not short of money!" Gu Junxi stretched out his claws and twisted his neck angrily, and then said with a sinister smile, "Since there are no suitable clothes and bags, let's go to a watch shop?"

Jian Jie bit the bullet and raised his front paws and whispered: "Really, I really don't need it. The two watches I ordered will arrive in port next month. How about I give you one? Don't buy them either."

Gu Junxi smiled very kindly, "I don't want any diamond watch or custom-made watch."

Jian Jie thought that the sentence reduction was hopeful, so she answered quickly: "The Patek Peili diamond watch, the order placed four years ago, is a custom-made watch, and it is guaranteed to be the only one in the world."

"Only two yuan? It's not appropriate for me to take another one."

This smile is too thief!Jian Jian was shocked all over, and hurriedly stretched out his left front paw to show off his usual diamond watch, "It's okay! I have this one, and there are several new watches at home."

However, Ju Junxi changed his face completely, and shouted and shouted without any regard for his image: "You are fine, sister, I am busy! Get up, you damn girl! Oh, Xi... I don't believe that I can't buy a gift that suits your wishes today! "

"No, no more..."

Under the unknowingly sharp eyes of the shopping guides, the hard-working lazy one was dragged out by the big sister, and the crab master who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh walked slowly behind.

This weird threesome caused the waiters of the famous brand stores on the entire floor to come out to wait and see, sweat!Which lady is so lucky to have the young lady and the young master of the Shinhwa consortium accompany her to sweep the goods?When some shop assistants who had been mopped up told the truth, they couldn't help but beat their chests secretly, this lady is really stupid!If I want to change it, I have to move a brand-name concentration camp and go home!

When the two were rampaging like locomotives out of control, Jiang Xishu's slightly arrogant tone came out from a famous brand store: "Is it Miss Jiejian? Please come in."