[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

Mr. Crab’s statement that a certain crab “made a lot of money” actually has little basis, because since F4 settled in, all the living expenses have been paid for by them, and since the day Shang Jiming, a versatile nutritionist and doctor, arrived in Korea, A certain one even delegated the responsibility of occasionally cooking fried dishes to him, but it can be said that the small life should not be too easy.

Today's whole tofu banquet is naturally also managed by Shang Jiming. F4 and Gu Junxi, who grew up in fine clothes and fine clothes, were once again fascinated by the profoundness of Chinese cuisine. , Fried, stewed, and mixed into a plate of delicacies with all kinds of color, fragrance and shape, I can't help being amazed, and Ju Junxi, whose husband's family focuses on hotel chains but doesn't touch the spring water with his fingers, is even more admirable.

About an hour and a half later, Shang Jiming returned to the fifth floor with his group's food, and Gu Junbiao sent his eldest brother to call the master as usual.The five of them sat around two low tables put together and waited for the meal to be served, while happily discussing those awkward Chinese dish names.

For example, the so-called Fu Lu Shou Xi Mixed Tofu is actually soft tofu, preserved egg, pork floss, green onion, red pepper mixed with oyster sauce and soy sauce.The spicy ones include mapo tofu. Spicy food is Gu Junpyo's favorite, but it is simple and basically not bad for chopsticks.The sweet ones include pineapple sweet and sour tofu. Song Yubin, who has a sweet tooth, has already eaten several mouthfuls.For weight loss, there is fried tofu with mushroom sauce and fungus, which Shang Jiming specially made for Ju Junxi.The oily and salty ones include braised tofu, the light ones have homemade tofu, and the delicious ones have fish-flavored tofu. As the main course, there are stewed tofu with golden crab and tofu soup with salmon head. There is also a pot of unisex West Lake beef and tofu soup.

Concise table manners in one's own nest, especially in front of acquaintances, are super dead. When you sit down, take an empty plate and fill it with various dishes, and then read a book and a bowl of rice while eating, and eat whatever you can. She eats whatever the people next to her add to her, and she is never picky about food or commenting on it. She is a standard rice bug model of "I am the best in the world".

Although F4 has repeatedly persuaded that eating and reading books is not good for digestion, and hopes that the succinct and weak gastrointestinal function will correct her bad habits, she is always blocked by her light "get used to it".One time, Master Crab got sprayed when he couldn't persuade him, so he gave her an empty bone that had been boiled until the flesh was gone, and she still gnawed it right, her fine white silver teeth were even better than her elder brother's sharp teeth, After chewing for a while, a mouthful of bone dregs came out, which made F4 gimmick, so far, I only gave her a lot of food, and no more words of persuasion.

But Ju Junxi didn't know, so he teased her while eating. I don't know if Jian Jie really has a bookish side, or he is not guarded against Ju Junxi. Although the words are concise, they must answer every question, and the two have the following conversation :

"Jane, do you really have no salary, no bonus, and no dividends?" Ju Junxi was curious about this question for a long time.

"Well, really."

"That's too outrageous!" Gu Junxi was slightly indignant, no matter how perverted he is, he doesn't want to oppress a talented girl like this, right?

"Well, kind of."

"Oh, the game company is yours, right? How can you, a little orphan, get the money to run it?"

"The boss introduced a small business, and the money he earned was just enough for start-up capital."

"Is that so, then your usual expenses are earned from the game company?"

"Investment stage."

"Ah? That means there is no money for the time being, so how do you live?"

"No opportunity to spend money."

"How do you say this? I don't understand." Now the five of them were curious.

"It's all paid by the company."

"Cut! Could it be that the company will satisfy all your desires?" Gu Junxi expressed his disbelief, what god-level treatment does this deserve?

"Ah."

"What if you said you want to buy a private jet?" Gu Junxi asked tentatively.

"There are many."

"What's wrong?" Gu Junxi sweated a little.

"Too lazy to remember."

"Then what if you say you want to buy an island to be the queen?" Gu Junxi asked narrowly.

"Say, sign."

"Then buy an island, so we can go on vacation in the future." Ju Junxi continued to tease.

"There is."

"where?"

"Phuket Island." The large piece of fish meat picked by Master Crab made a certain one's answer slightly vague.

"What island?"

"I don't know, I'm too lazy to care."

"If you don't ask, don't care, then why do you put money in the safe?" Ju Junxi was a little annoyed by the god-man's answer.

"Tips, red envelopes."

"What if it's not enough?" Gu Junxi gave full play to women's unreasonable troublemaking skills.

"Swipe your card."

"What kind of card can you, a half-grown child with no assets, get?" Isn't this going around in circles!Gu Junxi's anger soared rapidly.

"Black gold cards from major banks."

"Didn't you say that you have no salary, no bonus, and no dividends?!" Gu Junxi yelled fiercely.

"The boss gave me pocket money, and I spent one piece to make up for one piece."

"...Okay, I'm convinced. Hey, what's the name of your boss's company?" Ju Junxi showed his face as a profiteer.

"Two words."

"What word?" Gu Junxi couldn't help but cheer up. Could it be that there is nowhere to find it after breaking through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it?

"Chinese character."

"I asked you which two words it is!" Ju Junxi raised his voice angrily.

"Four words."

"Are you kidding me?" Ju Junxi realized he had been fooled when he saw F4 holding back his laughter. How dare this damn girl keep pretending to be a nerd!

"Yes." Jian Jie then looked up at her with a smile, "You can be content, you are treated N times better than your mother."

"...Thank you very much." Gu Junxi lay on the corner of the table amidst F4's burst of laughter and couldn't get up for a while.

Concisely stepped on the foot, "No, I don't expect to repay my kindness."

"Fuck you!" Gu Junxi took a hard bite of the tofu and salmon steak biaji happily, such a food, well, it's really not flattering.

Song Yubin managed to stop his laughter, and commented: "Sister Junxi, top-level ability with supreme treatment is the kingly way..."

Su Yizheng gave Jian Jie a thumbs up, "If someone else answered like this, I would definitely think that I was bragging, but Baby Jie is different. Young Master Su, I fully believe it! This is the difference between a god-man and me and other mortals."

Jie Jie took a sip of the soup, and gave back two thumbs up, "Young Master Su, who has flattered you to such a level, is truly amazing."

Su Yizheng nodded shamelessly, "You're welcome, you should, I learned everything from you."

"Sister, you can't play with her, give up as soon as possible." Gu Junbiao stated the facts without sibling affection, but turned his face and poked his simple face with dissatisfaction, "Bad boy."

As soon as Jian Jie sprayed out a word, he turned the topic, "You—huh? After reading so much, I came across a more interesting sentence."

"What are you talking about?" Gu Junbiao also leaned over to read it, isn't it just a Chinese online novel to pass the time?

"Are you a man? What romance novel are you reading? Bounce away!" Jie Jie elbowed him away and quickly turned the page.

Gu Junbiao raised his eyebrows, and asked sharply: "If I am not a man who reads romance novels, then what do you think is a male writer who writes romance novels?"

"Uh..." Jian Jie was at a loss for words for a moment, and then laughed back after a flash of thought, "Is this the rhythm of the mythical consortium wanting to capture the legal profession?"

"I don't blame you for being clumsy and tongue-tied, I just blame you for being too smart." Gu Junbiao shook his curly hair proudly. Is it interesting, thank you."

Jian Jie was too lazy to entangle with this little crab, got up and said, "I'm full, everyone eat slowly. Yu Bin, call me at 08:30, and I will help you contact Thorn."

Su Yi, who was concerned about "Life", asked eagerly: "Isn't it possible now?"

Jane shook her head and explained: "Go to bed at 22:30, get up for breakfast at 1:30, start work at 2:00, lunch at 7:00, go to bed after work at 11:00, dinner at 17:30, exercise at 18:30, check-up at 19:30 Arrange work, personal time is after 20:30. This is the biological clock of thorns, understand?"

Only then did everyone understand, "Oh, I understand."

Jian Jie stopped in front of the desk, pointed at the notebooks lined up on the table and said with a smile: "Pfft, ten? Hey, how about a bet? The birdman will definitely say that they are used as table legs."

Gu Junbiao refused without thinking: "I don't want to give you money!"

A certain pair of partners also sprayed together: "Absolutely no gambling!"

Yin Zhihou smiled lightly and said, "It's only fools who bet with you. You should know that it's normal for the subordinates of the gods to have such perverted thinking."

So Jie Jie showed a bitter face and left, "Oh...it's really hard to earn money these days! Well, let's be obediently be a working girl."

"Fuck you!" This sarcastic remark provoked F4 and Gu Junxi to throw cushions and books and send a certain one back to the room.

There is still more than an hour before 08:30, Gu Junbiao is nestled in his lazy bones while listening to TV broadcasting financial news, while looking for the interesting sentence in the novel, while F3 self-imposed exile for one night, discussing " Life".

According to a concise and rough introduction, "Life" is a large-scale online game that highly simulates real life.After registering with their real names, the players randomly draw births or use money to buy designated births. There are not only rich children born with a golden spoon in their mouths, middle-class children who live in a well-off life, but also children from single-parent families and orphans whose identities are unknown.

The player grows up from a baby who has just fallen to the ground through the living conditions of the corresponding identity, and then relies on his own will, ability and various opportunities to work hard in society alone or with his companions, or even to live in a muddle. You can choose an ordinary life , you can also challenge the treacherous and unpredictable society from all walks of life, and you can even get involved in the underworld...

It is worth mentioning that players can not only learn from the knowledge points covering all countries in the world, but also understand their own shortcomings or tap their unknown potential during the game process, and even take the opportunity to adjust the direction of real life.

To put it bluntly, this is a game that previews life, and you can play as wide a world as you have as much ability.In a word, it is also the original design intention of the developers of "Life": your life is controlled by you!

Because of this, these dogs are quite looking forward to the challenge of "Life", half excited and half apprehensive, not knowing what situation they can create with their current abilities.

Since they don’t know much about games, the four of them finished chatting about “Life” and then talked about the new computer, sometimes praising the beautiful patterns and artistic conception, sometimes laughing that your vision is not as good as mine, and I picked something that looks better than you. .

Gu Junxi chose a light champagne-colored notebook without pattern decoration for work, which is noble and generous without losing feminine elegance.The one for entertainment is much more fancy, bright cherry red, a hazy spring rainy night, a couple of lovers strolling down the street holding an umbrella, the beautiful little fresh animation style is a proper girl's heart.

Yin Zhihou chose two maple leaf models, a few branches of red maple that are thick or light, far or near hang down from the upper right corner of one, and the rest are all warm and light autumn colors.On the other side, a branch of verdant green maple protrudes from the lower left corner. The difference is that the green maple model is also decorated with traces of spring rain, which has the charm of "Waiting for the Lotus to Bloom".

Su Yizheng’s entertainment computer is a white ink painting with snow scenes. The creative idea of ​​the painting environment may come from the five-character quatrain "Jiang Xue": "A thousand mountains and birds are flying away, and ten thousand paths are full of people. A lonely boat and a man with hats, fishing alone in the cold river and snow. "He said that those who are obsessed with fame and fortune in the art world can only be called craftsmen, and people like him who can endure loneliness and understand loneliness are worthy of being called artists, and they will get a dozen supercilious glances from their friends.

As a partner, Song Yubin also chose the same color and style: In the cold wind and snow dancing in the sky, an ancient knight-errant walked alone towards the warm light in the hut at the foot of the mountain with a sword in one hand and wine in the other. Down and out, Wei Wen is wanton, unrestrained and full of pride.

As for the choice of work computer, the tacit understanding between the partners is not to mention. Su Yizheng chose the silver-white color with no pattern, while Song Yubin’s is dark silver-gray. It is estimated that Jian Jie will say "full of love" when he sees it.

Just when the two were laughing at Yin Zhihou's work computer which was too flashy, they suddenly saw Gu Junbiao spouting a mouthful of coffee, jumping around with his long hands and feet as if seeing a ghost, coughing violently for a while before pointing at the TV and cursing: "You cough cough...you engage in a terrorist attack!"