[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

In line with the first principle of not communicating with Mr. Crab, if you fail to grab the car, you will be isolated by the F3. As soon as you climb into the back seat, you will start pretending to be asleep, and you will really fall asleep after pretending.When she was woken up, she realized that the situation was not good. She yawned and glanced at her surroundings, and curled her lips in dissatisfaction, "Are you abducted? What kind of broken park are you here? Cut! Is it?"

Gu Junpyo put the jacket over her head, "Get out of the car!"

Jie Jie reluctantly put on his coat and climbed out of the car, so he asked for nothing, "Master Crab, what's your taste? Wearing a pink and black plaid shirt over a red and black plaid shirt, it's so ugly, okay? The whole thing is fat and round!"

"That's better than catching a cold, isn't it? Well, you look really swollen when you zip up to the top, which fits your face." Gu Junbiao pinched her bulging face like a frog amusedly, and was slapped away by her palm. He took her hand and walked forward, explaining in a low voice why there was such a line, "This is the place where Jin Sicao and I had our first date, I want to tell you—"

Jian Jie immediately turned around and walked back, "Then how dare we disturb Master Crab, you recall your sweet first love? I'll wait for you in the car, you go play with yourself."

Gu Junbiao held tightly, "No! Unless you want to stand here with me and get wet in the snow."

Jian Jie rolled her eyes and spat out a sentence in Chinese: "Hey! It's so romantic, and I lost my hair by accident! Are you going? If you don't, I'll go!"

Gu Junbiao was nailed in place like a pillar, but he said softly but resolutely: "I won't go, and I won't let you go either. Jane, listen to me before you go, okay?"

Conciseness can't shake hands, so I have to bow my waist and pull the bull, "Sister! Sister! Sister, you are big! You have this time in the United States, you might as well go back and read two more books! If you don't leave, I will get rough!"

"Don't go! Come back!" Gu Junbiao pulled hard with both hands, and then a certain one, which was as light as a swallow, turned around and flew into his arms, and was pushed away by his arms, "flowers It won't take long, be good, be good..."

"Hey! Don't push me! Get your paws off!"

In the eyes of these two passers-by admiring the snow scenery or walking through the park, the handsome man and the beautiful woman are beautiful, and the woman is angry and the man is coaxing, so the non-stop and slightly violent actions of the two are automatically made into a couple who are at odds, and they all use They looked at them with loving and teasing eyes, and occasionally an eighth wife would clenched her fists and shouted when passing by: "Handsome guy, come on! Be sure to coax your girlfriend well!"

"I will, thank you." Gu Junbiao thanked politely, once again refreshing his level of shamelessness.

An uncle also kicked, "Forgiveness is a virtue, miss."

"Thank you uncle for your concern!"

"Come on, sister! Blame Shu Li for being so beautiful!" Jian Jian was uncomfortable being seen, muttering in Chinese and crawling quickly, "Forget it, I'm afraid of you! Please, Brother Crab, give me some face. Otherwise, chop your paw! Be my crutch, you? Die!"

Gu Junbiao stroked the top of her head and raised her head, "170? Well, this crutch is easy to use, I'm 186."

Jie Jie waved his paws angrily, and shouted in a low voice: "Pig head! Do you think you came to the park for a blind date? Yes! Let me tell you! I am 19 years old! I am fair and ugly and have a bad temper! Height 168! Weight 98! IQ 68! Do you need to report your measurements? How dare you listen, you bastard!"

"Pfft! You're an idiot! Come on, let's go, I dare not listen, let's go." Gu Junbiao completely cut off the paragraph and coaxed her to the destination - a certain stone bench in the corner of the park with a good voice Side, "I sat here and waited for her for more than five hours that day, from afternoon to night, from sunny day to rainy night. Why doesn't a talented commoner girl come to my appointment?"

Jane was silent for a while, "Did you never think that she might have an accident on the way here?"

Gu Junbiao smiled self-deprecatingly, "I called before, but she didn't have a mobile phone. Her father answered the phone at home, saying that she and her mother had gone shopping. It was the weekend, and the supermarket had a big sale. I was so angry at that time Go crazy, just get angry and don't think about anything. Do you think such feelings are superficial? I'm naive too, aren't I?"

"Well, self-evaluation is quite fair, and it's normal to be dumped." Jian Jie nodded unceremoniously.

"But I'm changing it now." Gu Junbiao pouted aggrievedly, took her somewhat cold hand and hid it in his coat pocket, "But later I also wanted to understand why I was only angry at the beginning and not Ken really understands and understands with his heart, maybe it’s not just naive and domineering, but my feelings for her—it’s not as deep as I imagined.”

Concisely and contemptuously squinting, "Hey! It's not kind of you to deny your first love like this?"

"Is it wrong to tell the truth? I hate it!" Gu Junbiao pouted into a flower, and pulled her forward, "I gave her a small gift when I was on vacation on the island. Anklets for a lifetime, but this anklet was worn on Zhihou’s hand when playing beach volleyball the next day. He said he picked it up on the beach. I found them at the beach that night, and you guessed it. What's up?"

"Cut! Isn't it just a little KISS?"

The self-deprecating meaning on Gu Junbiao's lips was even stronger, "Even a person with an IQ of only 68 can guess, this plot is really vulgar."

Sticking out her tongue concisely and playfully, "You told me about it yourself the night you got drunk, and all the subordinates of the chairman have heard about it."

"What?! Yu Bin, he... Chih, I am so ashamed."

"Momo, he did it to save you and Zhihou's face." Jian Jie raised his paw and touched twice to comfort him, tiptoe was too tired.

Gu Junran was silent for a while, hugged her into the cable car ticket room, and specifically designated the number of cable cars, when he passed by a vending machine, he stopped and said: "Here I had coffee with her, it's too late." It’s unpalatable, but she said it’s a luxury to travel all the way here to drink 3 yuan a cup of coffee, and it shouldn’t be wasted. I told her that it’s actually more than 6000 yuan, and it would cost more than [-] yuan including the travel expenses, and then she said that it was People like me can count money, I say it’s not that I don’t understand, it’s just that I’m too lazy to count.”

Jian Jie rolled his eyes and giggled and said, "But I really hope that, Mr. Crab, you can't even calculate the cost of operation, then I can justifiably acquire the Shinhwa Consortium, anyway, sooner or later it will fall into your hands. "

Gu Junbiao hugged her into the cable car with both laughter and laughter, "You have a good idea! It's still early, don't dream!" He patted her head and said softly, "With you here, I can't become a prodigal Rich second generation. Jane, thank you for waking me up."

Jie Jie said that he didn't hear it, and walked back and forth in the carriage twice in a safe place, and asked: "What kind of love story happened here? Tell me, anyway, Miss Ben was dragged onto the pirate ship by you, Oh no, it's a stolen car."

"Oh...is it really still there?" Gu Junbiao pointed to the wall of the carriage next to a certain seat, "Look for yourself, scold you how you like."

Jie Jie was invited to take a look at it. On the carriage, "Junbiao (heart-shaped) silk grass" was drawn with a black marker. There is a good reason. This is your past, it’s none of my business? I’ll listen to what you say, and forget it if you don’t.” Glancing again, he asked narrowly, “Do you want me to accompany you in silence for 3 minutes? But Master Crab, your romantic and fragile first love."

"No!" Gu Junbiao replied firmly, observing her expression carefully with his deep black eyes, seeing her expression of indifference, with a smile rippling from the corners of her brows and eyes, he couldn't help but wry smile, she was too rational and too generous, Or is he unattractive to her?

Jie Jie waved his front paws, "Okay, then you can play by yourself."

Gu Junpyo told the whole truth indifferently, "I was caught in the rain that afternoon, and I developed a fever after staying here for a short time. She wrapped a backpack of scarves and clothes on me. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I looked at the sleeping woman. She felt very warm, because she hadn't been cared so much for a long time, so she drew this with her brush, thinking that she and I would always be like this...happy forever. Oh, by the way, I was locked away with her that day , until the next morning."

Me and her, me and her all the time, don't you even bother to talk about us?Jian Jie tapped her head with her fingers, and asked hesitantly: "Could this be the day when your relationship with Jin Sicao was made public? I remember posting photos of your date on the school bulletin board, right?"

Gu Junpyo chuckled and said: "Yes, then her good friend Wu Minzhi asked her to go to the bar, and a boy who played the guitar stunned her with medicine and alcohol, took her to the hotel and created a so-called bed photo incident, I don't believe it She's that kind of person, and she's not. And then her friendship with Oh Min Ji ended, so I wanted her to go abroad to relax, and that's how I got that island vacation. Only when I came back, everything changed , since I met you at the golf course and—"

Jian Jie quickly interrupted by shaking her hand: "Don't! Don't drag me into it! I won't be a mistress if I kill anyone!"

"Fart you little three! Anyway, I don't tell you what will happen next, and Yu Bin and the others know it well. If you think it's useful to pretend to be stupid, just keep pretending."

Jian Jie thought for a while, put on a heroic appearance and asked, "Do you want to continue with your confession? This priest is all ears."

Gu Junbiao shook his head with a smile, imitating her habit of analyzing problems, raised three fingers and said seriously: "First, I have been attracted to her, but it is far from the point where I can't let go. I admit that I Changed my mind a long time ago, since the day on the golf course. Second, I went to Jin Sicao on the drunk night to try to get her to change her mind, but she just told me to fuck off and said she would never want to see me again. At that time Even I thought I was heartbroken, but after thinking about it carefully, only my self-esteem was hurt, because I was only full of anger and unwillingness, but I never felt heartbroken, so I really rolled away, I hope she can be with her Zhihou lived well. The real taste of heartache was the night you wanted to bury me in the woods. Third, you can’t use this reason to reject me on Valentine’s Day! I just didn’t have time to meet you first, although I love you I'm sorry, but I'll do my best in the future."

The rhythm of this little crab showing love is getting tighter every day!What to do, what to do, what to do! ! !The pretty blushed concisely touched his nose and scratched his ears in embarrassment, scratched his ears and flirted with his hair, a pair of beautiful watery eyes slipped around but didn't dare to look directly at him, his little heart was thumping wildly, and in his mind There is only one thought: "Quick and quick!"

Gu Junbiao gently pushed her to the window, breathed on the glass, drew a heart with his fingers, and whispered in his ear: "Jane, let's be together, okay?"

Jian Jie worked hard to stabilize his mind, took a deep breath, stretched out his fingers twice, and that heart immediately turned into a lovely peach.Gu Junbiao was stunned, took another breath, drew another heart, and muttered in a low voice: "I can't wait until February No. 14, it feels so far away. You promise me to be together now, okay?" good?"

Simplicity continues to pretend to be a deaf-mute, and changes that heart into Jobs' apple.As a result, the two of them repeated the old saying of painting heart, and the other had a lot of fun changing the painting. In the end, Gu Junbiao was defeated by a certain painting talent, and he never repeated the same thing!He looked at the long-haired beauty whose face had been changed into a heart shape, and asked dumbfoundedly, "Are you finished, you pig?"

"If you don't finish with me, I will never finish with you!"

"Then it's over? We're together! Pig head!" Ju Junbiao pulled her ear angrily, frustrated in his heart, how can someone's sensitive area be so easy to bear!How did this girl practice? !

The conciseness who was forced to rush had no choice but to reply: "Son, you have to be punctual, do you understand?"

"I hate it! You hate it!" Just as Gu Junbiao finished yelling, the cable car stopped.

So Jie Jie pulled him out like a locomotive out of control, and rushed to the parking lot. Just as he got the driving right, the phone rang, and when he connected, he was startled by the other party's scream, "Baby Jie, help me!" Ahh-"

Gu Junbiao on the side hurried over and asked, "Yi Zheng, what's wrong with you? Tell me quickly!"

Jian Jie vaguely heard two familiar roars, and immediately said loudly: "Su Yizheng, don't move! Don't talk and don't bark! I'll be right back! Remember not to move!"

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