[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

Saying goodbye to Han Jiaren, the geek, Song Yubin rapped and sang K and had to fight for alcohol, which is not good for health, why not go skating first.Although Jian Jie was deeply poisoned by the song-loving coffee shopper Yi Lian, and her K-singing skills were not bad, she always stayed away from such occasions, so she immediately raised her paw to agree, and the other three gentlemen of course had no objections.

Because it was just dinner time, there were neither too many nor too many people on the skating rink.Gu Junbiao not only transformed into Nanny Song, but also successfully promoted to Nianshen. From time to time, he reminded a certain dog with a bad stomach not to exercise vigorously after meals.So concise that she couldn't lift her spirits, she slid and played lazily, Su Yi, who was bored, stood in the way and teased her: "Good girl, just show me your hands."

"Be good, buddy, stay with my sister." Jian Jian shortly slipped under his ribs and continued to sneak towards a place where there are few people, but was stopped by Song Yubin again, "Master President, do you want to block the road and rob? ! Get out of the way!"

Song Yubin slid back and teased: "How dare I snatch you? I'm most afraid that Mr. Crab will blow my hair. Hey, let's dance with my brother, beauty, I feel wronged by this outfit if I don't want to show off.

"We want to see a good show. Please, Miss Jane, let us get what we want." Yin Zhihou was also encouraging, this black-bellied girl has already figured it out, and Mr. Crab who dared to arrange this holiday all depends on someone's preferences. , so how can we be worthy of the brotherhood of more than ten years if we don't get back the scene?

"Don't be a dancing girl! Just be happy to be wronged! Don't let me watch the show! What can you do? Come and bite me if you don't like it!" Jie Jie raised Yin Zhihou's hand and danced around like a purple butterfly elf, and flung it away after finding a gap He slid back and walked away, but when he turned around, he was almost hit by a little carrot head!She was so scared that she hurriedly picked him up and used the momentum to perform a few beautiful spins to slide safely to the sidelines, "Little friend, why don't you let an adult take you to skate? It's dangerous for you to skate alone! Don't do this next time, okay? "

The little boy looked only five or six years old, but he was not afraid of life at all. He raised his red face and begged childishly: "Sister, you turned so beautifully just now! Sister, can you transfer it to me again?" have a look?"

sweat!We won't be regarded as kidnappers, will we?Jian Jie imitated the aunt's sticky tone of coaxing Xiaozheng and asked, "Little friend, where is your adult?"

"Dad is going to buy a drink. Don't tell Dad that I slipped. Pretty sister, keep spinning!" The little boy took her hand and shook it until the simplicity turned into soft fingers. "My sister is afraid of getting dizzy, so just turn once."

But the little boy pursed his mouth and cried: "No, no! Three times! I want to see it three times!"

"Hey...don't cry, I'm afraid of you. Then don't blink, my sister is going to turn around." Jian Jie slid out a few steps and made a funny face to make the little boy laugh, and then made a 720-degree rotation to get the little boy After the audience's applause was affirmed, it flew again, like a spinning top, flying from fast to slow for more than a dozen times, and then squatted on the ground and slid to the sidelines with one foot, taking a super-exaggerated deep breath, "Hu~hu~hu ...Little friend, have you seen enough? My sister has no energy to turn."

"Beautiful sister, you are awesome! Ah! Dad is back! Dad!" The little boy leaned over and slobbered, "Goodbye, pretty sister!"

"...Damn! Whoa little pervert!" Unable to dodge, Jie Jie caressed his face with a smile, waved his front paws at a certain pair of partners who were whistling wildly, and slid to a dark corner to take a rest.

"Ah... the beautiful sister was molested, how bad!" Gu Junbiao, who was on the sidelines of the battle, quietly touched beside Jian Jie and couldn't help asking, "Do you want me to lend you a handkerchief?"

cut!Who would argue with a child?She glanced at him concisely, "Are you the apprentice of the little pervert?"

"You're naive! You scold me for being kind, I hate it!" Didn't you mean you have a cleanliness?Gu Junbiao pouted in displeasure, and suddenly stretched out two fingers with a smirk and asked, "Motion sickness girl, tell me how much it is?"

Jian Jie was happy to send him a classic Chinese Internet saying, "I said, you are a bastard!"

"You nerdy girl is scolding me for something I don't understand, right? Didn't you hear it!" Gu Junbiao shook his curly hair proudly, and suddenly pinched the tip of her nose affectionately, "Little villain, don't you just Is it easy to bully relying on this young master?"

A strange soft wind blew by, and the concise and clever shivered. This small tone... like, what is the name of the sentence that Shang Yilian said when molesting the male compatriots in the company?Well, don't you rely on, rely on the Lord to like you?Waterfall sweat!Does she have it? !Uh, there is nothing wrong with it, you have to think about it, killing the source of misunderstanding is the kingly way, hey!

Just as a certain one was contemplating her past, an iron arm quietly wrapped around her small waist and grabbed her vigorously, a ray of masculine masculinity crashed into the tip of her nose with an undeniable force of encroachment!Acridine?Jian Jie was about to raise her head, when she suddenly heard a soft and slow sound of thunder beside her ear: "Hey, little scoundrel, if you dare to insult Master Ben, you must take responsibility!"

"... Mao (what)?!" A certain one was so startled that its pronunciation changed, and it slammed its eyelashes at the black cloth that was magnified countless times in front of its eyes. Did it commit such a big crime? !

"Hmph...you just kissed me today, young master, did you forget?" Gu Junbiao continued to speak softly and calmly.

"Ah fart! That also counts?!" Nima was so amazing that she just kissed her on the cheek!A certain one who had woken up struggled, but was immobilized by Master Crab's arms because of lack of strength in its feet!

A certain profiteer took advantage of this opportunity to try his best to confirm the charges, "Do you dare to say it's not worth it?"

Simplicity is not a fuel-efficient lamp. He stretched out his front paws and twisted the muscles on his waist, and when he heard the sound of gasping in his ears, he shouted carelessly: "Definitely don't count! That's pure Accident! Are you unhappy? If you are unhappy, then you--ahh..."

Keke, this is not a cheap dog in the animation, but the roar of a certain pain and bite!Yes, bite back.Because, because Master Crab really bit her, he still brushed her hair away, and bit her dark purple sweater with a V-neck front and back. Strong!Bite very happily!

A certain one caught off guard was filled with grief and indignation!Just because it's too late to get out!After holding back for a long time, I could only spit out one sentence weakly: "Low-key...is a sin..."

Gu Junbiao gasped in her ear, "Say it again, huh?" He looked down at the tooth marks he had made, and there was a trace of annoyance and self-blame in his eyes, but after thinking about it, he became confident again.

"I said I shouldn't come to such a dark corner!" Gritting her teeth, Jie Jie roared, and her front paws felt a little hard to pinch the lean muscle, "Do you know that labor and capital have no enemies! That's because labor and capital have hatred. Reported on the spot!"

Gu Junbiao moved his arms to his waist and clamped her two front paws with force, and said with a leisurely smile: "Hey hey... Punch, kick, bite back if you want revenge! How dare you If you bite this young master, you dare to bite me! Hmph, do you want this young master to undress you?"

wipe!What is the solution for what!A certain bird who was framed by Shang Yilian and watched the love action movie of the island country opened his mind in an instant!I was so ashamed and angry that I was thinking of COS Korean weirdo to recruit the magic sound piercing brain skill, but I thought it was a public place, hey!I had no choice but to hold back the desire to blow my hair and growl: "Ah fart! Don't you know that the world is changing! Don't you know that women are fickle!"

Better than shouting?ha!Who has Mr. Crab been afraid of!Gu Junbiao simply yelled into his ear: "I don't know what's wrong with me! Who told you not to listen to me on purpose! You, you—"

Okay!Regardless of whether you have reason or not, we will change it to the front!The sane and concise snorted coldly, "What am I? You said it! Don't I listen!"

Gu Junbiao was choked by Xiaoxiao, he pouted depressedly, and moved down from her small earlobe, moving to the already bright red bite mark, and dropped a series of soft and loving kisses , the small tone of grievance sounded in a low voice: "If you were willing to listen to me, would I be so anxious to bite you? That kind of feeling will really hurt your heart, you know?"

Hum... The wall of reason built up by a certain pure rookie in love has been destroyed again!As long as his lips touch once, there will be a numb and slightly itchy electric current from her right shoulder to her waist, and the muscles of the whole body will tighten to the left, and the skin on the neck and shoulders will rise one after another. pimple……

A certain pair of partners said that "it's time to grow up and lose your virginity" Gu Junpyo didn't know much about men and women, but he was not an idiot after all, so he swallowed the phrase "Are you cold" as soon as it reached his mouth? Going back, squinting and secretly laughing, heh, it’s a sensitive area, um, it seems like it’s still a dead spot for stupidity?So he gently kissed her earlobe with warm breath, and said softly: "Hey...is it so difficult to give a chance?"

is it hard?A certain animal controlled by senses subconsciously asked itself.

no response?Hee...you guessed it right!Gu Junbiao continued to seduce softly: "Hey...just nod your head."

nod?Why are you nodding?What do you want her to order... Damn it!The dead crab!Xu Shiju's hint of a smile in Junbiao's tone awakened the simplicity, making Ya immediately return from the emotional planet to the rational planet at the speed of light!The two front paws rubbed his back, Nima, although our acupoint recognition skills are poor, but it is more than enough to cure you, a little crab!

"Oh...it's gone numb! Oh...so sour! Hiss...you pig-headed girl let go!"

"You let go first!"

"Let go first! Who told you to molest Master Ben!"

"You let go first! If you have the guts, just molested and go back!"

"You think this young master dare not!" Gu Junbiao suddenly raised his head to carry out the promise, ah?No soreness or numbness anymore, have the acupoints shifted?But Jane was also able to get away, and she was about to run away with a flick of her hind paws, but Master Crab's reaction was always frighteningly fast at a critical moment. The crab pincers stretched out and grabbed her small and thin arm and pulled it with all its strength, so a certain one that rushed forward After a spin, it flew into his arms again!

The simple and heroic eyebrows were about to fire, but Ju Junbiao's rapid-fire gun was the first to show off: "Hey! You said it! Don't deny it! Either you are responsible for this young master! Or let this young master come back for molesting!"

"Hmph! Is there a difference between these two choices?" Jie Jie tried to look at him with his chin as a support, and gave him a pair of big white eyes.

Gu Junbiao admitted shamelessly: "No, so you just agree or nod your head lightly, or you can just hum, my young master has good eyesight and hearing."

snort!If we don't agree, don't nod, don't hum, what's the matter!We just love to play the wooden man game, what's the matter!Let's just stare at you, what's wrong with you, a self-seeking little crab!

The two stared at each other for a long time, but in the end it was Gu Junbiao who was defeated first, he sighed quietly, and placed a light kiss on her forehead, "It's up to you, coward, I will continue to wait for you, next time The 14th of the month, okay?"

Why can Mao's death be suspended until the 14th of next month?Concisely and confusedly blinking, Gu Junpyo smiled bitterly, covered her eyes with his hand and said in a low voice, "It's 59 days from the day of the stadium to today, and it happens to be the 14th day to the 99th of next month. Are you sure I won't remember. But since that day, I have you in every day, every night, and even every dream, all kinds of you. Tell me, how do you want me to forget you? Let you go? Or, Are you going to tell me that I don’t deserve your response on February 2th, and give me an endless winter until March 14th on White/Valentine’s Day?”

The author has something to say:

make a fist!Finally got Mr. Crab to confess his confession to this little climax!Oh yeah!Sprinkling flowers in circles by myself~~~ PS: With the encouragement of my dear friends, the cold in the nest will be cured in only three days!It's a miracle that the cough has reduced by a lot. It's definitely not going to get better in less than a week!So, thank you all for your love!