[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

Gu Junbiao didn't dare to be negligent and immediately threw off his seat belt and got out of the car. Just as he took two steps back, he saw Jie Jie with his hands on his hips by the door of the car, staring at the front with glaring eyes. Your very own Porsche sports car!He was so panicked that he supported her with one hand, jumped over the hood to her side, grabbed her waist and rushed forward!

"Zi--" the harsh sound of brakes sounded, and the jeep barely stopped ten centimeters in front of the car!

Gu Junbiao, who was almost frightened out of his wits, didn't bother to get in the car. He put his arms around the person in his arms and scolded: "You pig can't flash! You are not afraid of being hit to death!"

"Sour..." The tip of the concise nose unfortunately hit Gu Junpyo's collarbone, all kinds of soreness can't be explained, even if you want to wipe away the bitter tears with your hands imprisoned!Um?Isn't the muscle of this crab tensed enough? It seems to be still shaking?Shake the wool!The harder she struggled, Gu Junbiao's strength also increased, so angry that she hit his chin with her forehead, "Let me go!"

"No, don't!" Gu Junbiao grunted in pain, and slightly relaxed his strength to push her behind him, so that he had time to see the perpetrator.

"Hey... What a show about a hero saving the beauty!" A rough male voice came from the cab of the jeep, and the very rascal tone made people immediately think of the bloody plot in the TV series where street gangsters molested decent women.

"Who are you?" Can this guy speak Chinese?Gu Junbiao's vigilance has not diminished but increased. This man is wearing a black woolen cap with the brim so low that it covers his brows and eyes, and his face is so shaggy that he can't see his appearance clearly. What's more with that tone? It's hard to get in touch with good people even if you don't see it.

"Hehehe..." He was answered by a series of creepy low laughter.

Concisely poked his back like a wall, rubbed the tip of his nose and said in a muffled voice: "Naikouke (you go away)!"

Gu Junbiao turned into a hen and spread his wings to block a "frightened" small animal behind him, coaxing a child to comfort him: "Hey, it's okay, don't come out first."

Nima, you are good!Your whole family is good!So Jie Jie became even more depressed, sniffed her nose hard and sprayed angrily: "Get out of the way, Miss Ben!"

"My young master told you not to come out, you didn't hear me!" What a nerdy girl who doesn't distinguish between enemies and friends!What's the trouble now!

Jian Jie rolled his eyes, and poked him unkindly, "Are you as good at fighting as I am? Stay away!"

Gu Junbiao sweated a little, but how can a man's self-esteem be so easily wiped out?Ya bit the bullet and yelled back: "This... you don't care about me?! It's a man's responsibility to protect women! You shut up, young master! Stay here and don't move!"

"Hahaha... bratty bastard! Let's see how you clean up your...car, haha!" The man in the hat came and slid in neutral, with a "plop", the rotten jeep gently poked the Porsche, and poked his head Going out the window and yelling twice, "Stinky boy! You drive a sports car into an old woman's trolley, are you a man! Are you worthy of picking up girls! You **** girl! If you want to fall in love, go home and talk, don't die in the snail car. Hurry up and get out, do you hear me! Otherwise, you will suffer!"

Who are these people?Gu Junbiao, who was just in shock, was shocked again, and he stammered and asked Jian Jie: "You...crazy! Crazy! Uh, you, do you know him?"

"Who wants to know this dead cockroach!" Jian Jie snarled viciously. This man is Jian Jian's personal bodyguard Brother Qiang. Judging by his appearance, he probably came here either because he was frozen and hungry or tired of following the car. one move!

"I'll drive! Sit on the side for me!" Jian Jie drove on the road aggressively, Ju Junbiao saw her gloomy face as if he could wring out water, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak, and just sneaked glances and glances.

Jian Jie snorted softly, "What do you want to ask this time?"

Gu Junbiao yelled back confidently, "Master, I didn't say anything, okay!"

"Then you still keep watching?"

"I just looked at it and didn't say anything!" Gu Junbiao muffled one and then continued to aim and aim.

Jian Jie was stunned by the sight, so he simply said the answer: "Brother Qiang is my bodyguard, Over!"

"Oh...it seems that you are not doing very well as a boss, how pitiful, touch." Gu Junbiao stroked his beard without fear of death.

Concise so much that I want to kick him, do you really want to kick him? !After thinking about it, she hummed and said with a sinister smile: "He is my old partner of Kung Fu master and also my partner trainer. I tried my best but I can't match his [-]% skill. This is the truth and nothing will be mixed. You will be in the future Stay away from him as far away as you meet him in the supermarket, this girl's head is trapped by the door every day, the more normal she looks, the more dangerous she is, don't blame me for not warning you."

Wow!How fierce is this lunatic?No wonder so arrogant!Gu Junbiao didn't dare to be stubborn, but he also refused to admit his cowardice, so he flicked his curly hair and looked out the window, but he was a little intimidated again just after he regained his composure!Because Jian Jie has been biting the butt of Brother Qiang's car tightly, he is fast, she is fast, he is slow, she is slow, and the distance between the cars has been maintained at about [-] centimeters from the beginning to the end!This...you have to praise her for her driving skills?Or is it better to praise the tacit understanding between the two?

Speechlessly all the way to the entrance of the supermarket, the car brother who heard the sound came to pick up the car on the side of the road. Brother Qiang got out of the car window and got out of the car, and walked into the supermarket unsteadily. His tall figure of 1.9 meters was frightening Gu Junbiao jumped, sweat!It's hard for such a big guy to crawl around like a monkey.Crazy, really crazy, in the winter, he only wears a thin long-sleeved T-shirt, a pair of cropped slacks, and a pair of rotten clogs without the rattling heels!

Jie Jie threw the car keys to Brother Che who also entered through the window, "Brother Che, drive over here, fix this car and return it to Mr. Gu Junbiao."

Brother Che looked at Gu Junbiao with his head, "I see. Mr. Jay, which wife does he want to borrow from me?"

puff!Treat your car as your wife?Dare to love this is also a lunatic.Before bursting out laughing, Gu Junbiao quickly turned away, barely maintaining his demeanor.

"Whatever." Jie Jie waved her front paws with a kind of speechless questioning, "Brother Crab, see you next year."

Ju Jun made up a reason anxiously, "Hey! Don't leave! You, that man is very fierce! What if he refuses to lend me money once you leave?"

Jian Jie rolled her eyes, and patted away the crab claws that were holding onto the hem of her clothes, "Then you can crawl home! Or you can take a taxi."

Gu Junbiao stubbornly changed his hand to grab it, "Don't! It's your bodyguard who caused the trouble. Why should I suffer? Hey, let's not talk about this, let's talk about something else?"

"What do you want to say?!" The pink alarm immediately went off!

Gu Junbiao smiled wickedly, "Do you think I want to ask you a question about whether you understand it or not? Well, as you think, I'll just ask."

"Ask your head!"

"OK! OK! I won't ask." Gu Junbiao's smile didn't change, but the more he looked at the simplicity, the more he felt that it was not good. Sure enough, if he didn't ask, he still had to ask.He poked Xiaoman's waist with his finger that was pulling the hem of his clothes, and asked with a low smile, "Hey, is that okay? Don't be shy, nerdy girl, just nod your head."

So boring!Conciseness can't help shivering!But it also made her think of an excuse, "I don't understand what you're talking about! I'm about to freeze to death! Please, Master Crab, find someone else to play with words! Flash first!"

"Hey! It hurts! Flash your wool!" Gu Junbiao shouted at the back of a fleeing one, shaking his palm that was slapped away, "When will you come back, you coward? You can always say it!"

"If you dare to ask for trouble, I dare not come back for the rest of my life!"

Uh, threats?reject?Hate!Well, just treat her as a threat, cut!Don't ask, don't ask, what's the big deal.Gu Junbiao stayed where he was, pouting and playing, until the car brother drove up a Mercedes-Benz sports car and stopped in front of him, he said thank you very smoothly, and drove home unhappy.

The next day Jie Jian left again without saying goodbye, but Gu Junbiao got used to it, and besides, he had a plan to implement, which was to remind him!Don't let me chase you!I can't bear to see you nerdy girl!Jie Jie, who lives in Hong Kong, is really annoyed by this loss. Her sad mobile phone has no rest all day long. SMS, MSN, email and incoming calls take turns. There is only one central point of content: the mobile phone!

"Poisonous girl, have you fixed my mobile phone, Mr. President? It's so slow! Poor review!"

rely on it!Nima, I am not from Taobao!

"Study girl, where's my master's backup phone? Get it ready!"

rely on it!Spare your head!It's childish without limits!

"Jie Baobao, my phone breaks [-] times a day, my dear, hurry up and make me a new phone..."

rely on it!Are you addicted to pretending to be a kid, Su Fox?Well, wait for Yin's black belly to make a move.Huh?Didn't do it?Really smart!ha!Jian Jie immediately took the initiative to hook up: "Brother with a black belly and autism, you are the number one with your personalized mobile phone!"

In the exclusive lounge of F4, Song Yubin slumped on the sofa and laughed, "Haha, the poisonous girl must be jumping with anger now."

"Hey hey..." Su Yi smiled sinisterly, he was still brooding over the fact that he was slandered as a demon by the sinister girl and the stupid crab.

Seeing Yin Zhihou reading books and listening to music calmly, Gu Junbiao couldn't help but mutter: "Jihou, you should remind me too."

"I'm not in a hurry at all, because I will be the first one to receive the new phone." Yin Zhihou took off his glasses and smiled leisurely, showing the content of the text message triumphantly, "Look, only Jane, who is obedient and doesn't rush, is willing to respond Oh. Ah... this is the first New Year's gift I know what it is, but I'm still looking forward to it."

Stimulate!It's so exciting!

Gu Junbiao angrily threw a pillow: "Shameless!"

Song Yubin flew out a book that gave him not the most headache but even more headache: "Despicable!"

Su Yizheng thought about it, then rushed forward and stuffed half a biscuit into Yin Zhihou's mouth, "Traitor!"

"Blow him!"

"Yes! Hit him! Let's see if he dares to be black again!"

"You Bian Su Shao, I will take pictures! Oh yeah!"

"You don't want to get the first one to kill you... Really hit you handsome..."