[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

Before the end of the song, Jie Jie tilted his head to look at the phone and said with a smile: "The flowers have bloomed and the leaves have fallen, so don't cherish each other if you are obsessed."

He obviously didn't hear clearly, "What?"

Jane cleared her throat and raised her voice, "Eileen, let me repeat the old saying, the most important thing is to be yourself. Hang up."

"What flowers and what—" Gu Junbiao, who is very good at Chinese, asked blankly, but was interrupted by the most common "ringing" sound, and saw that the concise face suddenly turned cold!

"Snap!" She slapped the floor with her left palm, and her body, which was lying flat, moved three meters away in the air with the force of the slap. , At the same time, people also took advantage of the situation and stood up!As soon as she saw the caller ID, she immediately handed it to Song Yubin, "Do you know him?"

"What?" Song Yubin, a kung fu enthusiast, was analyzing this dazzling and practical move. Su Yizheng stepped forward to take a closer look, "It's not the number of an acquaintance."

Gu Junbiao couldn't understand why a strange call made her so nervous, "What's the matter Jane?"

Jian Jie frowned and squinted at the phone, "In Korea, only you and Gu Junxi know this number, and it's not likely to be a sales call, but if it wasn't for Yin Zhihou, hehe...it would be interesting." It makes the whole body feel cold like an evil wind entering the body.

Su Yizheng shrank his body unconsciously, "Not necessarily, maybe it's really an advertisement?"

Concisely and firmly said: "Impossible! My mobile phone has an automatic blocking program, and the landline in South Korea can't get in at all, as long as the registered advertising mobile phone number is the same."

Song Yubin said in a deep voice: "The biggest possibility is Zhihou, take it."

Thanks to the patience of the caller, Jie Jie was still able to pick up the phone after so long. She held the phone far away and didn't even let the other party hear the sound of breathing, until Yin Zhihou's lazy and gentle voice sounded: "Hello? Is Professor Jane here?"

"Fuck!" This is a chorus of four!

Conciseness first frowned and didn't discuss it, "Yin Zhihou, what the hell are you doing! Why don't you use your own mobile phone?"

Such a big reaction?Odd!Yin Zhihou raised his eyebrows with interest, and pretended to be wronged and said: "My mobile phone is broken, Jane, I have thought about it, you can give me a gift, just the mobile phone."

"Didn't I just give you a big crystal that can kill people!" Jian Jian's eyes almost popped out of the window!Can this go around the phone?It really is a Martian!

"That's a Christmas gift, not a New Year's Day gift. Well, it's settled. I only want your homemade mobile phone." Yin Zhihou said with a leisurely smile.

Unlimited rely on it!The concise inner words blurted out: "Yin Zhihou, do you dare to be more shameless?!"

Yin Zhihou really dared to say, "Jane, I'll take it as if you agreed. Ah... I knew you were a good boy who kept your promise and was soft-hearted."

"You're just a child! Labor and management don't have the same knowledge as you! Get out!" What and what!Simple and decisive hang up!Angrily yelled at F3, "Look at what you spoiled! Our Great Wall of Greater China is not as thick-skinned as him!"

"Puff! Puff haha..." The unscrupulous partner expressed his joy at this, but Gu Junbiao was still struggling with flowers and grass, "Hey, nerdy girl, what did you mean by that Chinese sentence just now?"

This little crab is stubborn enough!Jie Jie rolled her eyes and explained helplessly: "Shang Yilian always believed that she should bear great responsibility for her sister's death. I advised her that it's okay to be sad, and it's okay to blame herself, but the most important thing is don't forget to live your own life well." .”

"It's so profound. Does it have something to do with the two Chinese poems you mentioned? Poems and words are always extremely mysterious to me, the president. Can you explain them carefully?"

Conciseness is afraid of being entangled, so she just talks like a Chinese class: "I'm talking about the Bana flower! The legendary Bana flower is the only scenery on Huangquan Road. It blooms for 1000 years and falls for 1000 years. The flower blooms without leaves. There are no flowers in life, and the flowers and leaves will never meet. Even if they grow from the same root, they can only miss each other forever. The so-called love is not cause and effect, fate is destined to life and death. The fate between me and my parents is so short. Change, obsession with the past or right or wrong is useless. The living must live after all. This is what the dead are, and the living are like this. Zhihou is like this, and so are I, Shang Yilian and some colleagues in the game company Since the day I founded this company, Shang Yilian has designated today as a holiday to commemorate and pay homage to the deceased relatives. The music she asked me to listen to just now is that monks in Buddhist temples are practicing deeds, do you understand?"

Gu Junbiao pondered for a while, then sighed softly: "The flowers bloom without leaves, the leaves grow without flowers, and the flowers and leaves will never meet. What a sad and beautiful legend."

Su Yizheng asked uncertainly: "I seem to have heard of this kind of flower in reality? What is it called red garlic?"

Song Yubin fell back in shock, "Ah?! Isn't that the only people who die can see it?"

Jie Jie turned on her phone, connected to the Internet and searched for information, "Touch, I said it was a legend, Mr. Chairman. Yes, it is called Red Flower Lycoris. Well, I remember the red Bana flower is called Manzhushahua, and the white one is called...Man Tuoluohua? I found it, here, look for yourself.”

Then a certain artist exclaimed: "Yes, it is this kind of flower! Such a beautiful flower!"

A gangster who hates death the most, curled his lips in disgust: "Hey... this flower looks so monstrous!"

"Tell me! Where does this kind of flower grow? This young master must definitely take a detour!" A certain crab only glanced at it before turning its head away, praising it with some intentions, "Hey, nerd girl, the picture quality of the mobile phone is very good. , reached the high-definition version. How? Make one for my young master."

Su Yizheng hurriedly followed: "I want Baby Jie too!"

Song Yubin smiled cheaply: "I can't lose my share, brother."

Leaping three meters away concisely, with two front paws up and down COS Huang Feihong's classic pose, popularizing the 5000-year Chinese culture with eloquence, "I just watched the sky at night and found that the purple micro is declining, surrounded by wolves, pinching fingers After counting, I was shocked! Hey! Could it be that you are going to force the palace? Fortunately, the sky is endless, and the four wolves are short of one."

The angry and laughing F3 doesn't care if he understands it or not, anyway, he just throws whatever he catches!So things like pillows, cushions, coats and scarves were flying around in the air, and the scolding battle started at the same time!

"Who is a wolf?! You are a nerdy girl who is full of wolf nature! You bastard!"

"This poisonous girl really deserves a beating! Look at the president, I won't shoot you to death!"

"Aha! The pillow fight has begun! Baby Jie, you are doomed!"

"Miss bet a basket of cucumbers to bet the three of you lose!"

"I don't believe that three of you can't beat one of you!"

"Woof! Little Curly, whoever believes in me will have eternal life! Amen!"

"Believe in your size! Yu Binyi is going up with us! Block her!"

"okay……"

So the four chased each other in the living room, jumping up and down was not enough, the side hall, the guest room and other places were also turned into battlefields, and finally even Lucky and Xiaobai, who had taken a nap, joined the army urgently.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Woof! There is no braised pork now! Brother Lucky, please stay away!"

"Meow……"

"Get lost, you gay cat!" A certain one took a pillow in one hand and slapped away hidden weapons in all directions, and flicked Xiaobai with the other to try to get away, but Xiaobai's claws were hooked on the hem of her sweater and she was playing on a swing. open?Let her double insurance - a pair of lemon yellow leather pants appeared!

"Hey hey hey... Poison tongue girl, you're doomed!"

"Gay cat! Labor and capital will never end with you!" Forced to the corner, Jie Jie hopped and yelled violently, then turned her head and saw F3 stretched out her arms like a zombie, ready to pinch at any time, and hurriedly shouted to stop, "truce ! It’s not your turn to give away a mobile phone, but Yin Zhihou ranks first!”

"Okay! Master Ben wait! But there must be an approximate time. Is a week enough for you?" Gu Junbiao put down his hand readily. Given the bad nature of this bastard girl who loves to talk about topics, he absolutely must confirm the truth first. .

Jie Jie waved his hand wanting to cry without tears, "Master President, please tell this gay cat to go back to its Mew Planet, okay?"

Song Yubin rubbed his chin and looked up and down for a long while, then said seriously: "You poisonous tongue girl, just accept your fate. Xiaobai likes your clothes, and he won't leave even if he beats it."

"...Huh?! Isn't it?" Jian Jie was about to cry now!She vented her anger angrily without discussing, "Song Yubin, you are too stingy! Can't you buy Xiaobai a cashmere sweater to wear!"

Song Yubin shook his head innocently, "Xiaobai never told me that before, maybe it's a hobby he just picked up tonight."

Who are these people?Jian Jie frowned again, "Fart! Can cats speak human language! Pig head!"

Gu Junbiao immediately retorted: "You are a pig! You just asked Lucky to tell you what it likes to eat!"

Depend on!This little crab has skipped a grade to study law again!Pointing to the messy floor and begging concisely, "Young Master Su, please help me get my coat. Chairman, I want to borrow the guest room."

Song Yubin said that there was nothing he could do to help, "please do it."

Su Yizheng understood what she meant, and put it on her shoulder according to the words, and persuaded with a suppressed smile: "Be careful of catching a cold."

"That's better than having a cat hanging on your butt!" Jie Jie roared angrily, holding Xiao Bai's fat butt with one hand, and pressing her own little butt with the other, moving step by step like a pregnant woman into the guest room.

F3 watched her enter the guest room pretending to be sympathetic, and burst out laughing.Su Yizheng, who was holding back his laughter until his intestines got knotted, rubbed his stomach and whispered, "Yu Bin, when did Xiaobai develop a good habit, why didn't I know?"

"Shh...I lied to her, Xiaobai probably likes the smell of lavender on her body, so he will keep pestering her."

Gu Junbiao still worriedly reminded: "Hey, don't let her lead you by the nose later, remember!"

Song Yubin nodded in agreement, straightened his neck and shouted towards the guest room: "Poison tongue girl, can you tell me the color of the new phone in advance?"

"Yin Zhihou is autumn, you three think for yourself! Don't touch the gay cat! Otherwise, don't blame Miss Ben for cutting your neck, shit! Loosen your paws and you will die..."

Gu Junbiao then shouted: "Study girl, be careful! Xiaobai's claws are very sharp!"

"Shua!" Jie Jie opened the door of the guest room and walked out with a stinky face. The neckline of the thick purple coat revealed a section of fabric that looked like a black vest. Gu Junbiao was slightly relieved, huh... Fortunately, it is not the kind of vacuum he imagined go to battle...

"Here, your cat." Jian Jie handed Song Yubin a ball of black stuff, held up the lavender belt in his hand and danced a few times, gritted his teeth and sprayed, "piapiapia! I really want to smoke this one to death." Shallow-eyed cat!"

"Come on girl, let's have love." As soon as Song Yubin received the hand, he only heard a "meow", and Xiaobai's fat face came out of the sleeve, but his fat body was so fat that he couldn't wear it. I had no choice but to babble and scream to my master for help.

"Hahaha, stupid cat!" The unscrupulous friends watched Song Yubin frantically rescue their pets.

"Puff! You deserve it right, you gay cat!" The concise anger also subsided a little.

The author has something to say:

The list task is completed, sprinkle flowers~~~

I don't know if putting the author's words below will keep him away from the advertisement?I hope that those who use the claw machine to read the text will not be so easy to click on the bad advertisements! ! !