[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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Nested in the Bishui forum, I heard that the eyes of the relatives who read the text with the claw machine are very uncomfortable?Pfft, is there really an ad about impotence?Please have a free and loving child paper to report, a certain Binghui who has never used a claw machine to read texts...

"Lucky, tell Aunt Jane that you like braised pork the most." Song Yubin, who had changed into a white home clothes and leaned against the door frame for a long time, gave the answer angrily and funny, but seeing how happy she was, there should be no time to think about it. something?

"Woof woof..." The owner is a flower of interpretation, oh yeah!

Jie Jie raised his head and glared, "Didn't you tell me earlier! How did you become a dog father? Didn't Yin Zhihou's house still have half a plate of braised pork!"

"Wow?!" Did you eat or not?I pounce!

Song Yubin pulled away the dog that was jumping into his arms, "Hey, hey! Don't blow your hair, bitch, listen to me—"

"Lucky is losing weight recently, baby Jie, don't tempt him." Su Yizheng giggled from the yard.

"Cut some wool! Is it hairy, not body fat, okay?" Jian Jie casually stroked Lucky's pure white long hair and sprayed back, oh... Dare to come to this continuation, "Prince Zhihou?"

"He's going to pick up the silk grass and get off work, and he'll come over when he's done." Su Yizheng thoughtfully put on her coat, sat beside her and handed his head over to her, "Baby Jie, don't run so fast next time, let's Don't pursue Liu Xiang, right?"

"Sister will be happy to run after you!" Jian Jie pushed back the unrestrained head, "Don't cling to me, or I will send a text message to all your girls saying that you have AIDS, and see how you mess up in the future !"

Su Yi was trembling and tightening his clothes to pretend to be poor, "Do you want to be so poisonous? I am so kind to send you a coat!" The recovery of the poisonous tongue skill means that the mood has also recovered, right?Hmm, Yu Bin is quite good at coaxing girls.

Before Jie Jie could reply, Gu Junbiao had already put his arms around her head, rubbed her head against his chest and issued a warning: "Why are you so worrying like a child! Don't run around again next time, do you hear me? Otherwise Don't blame me for beating you up!"

"Do you dare to beat me up? Let go—huh? Why is there another big white cat? Hey! Dead crab, let me go!" Jie Jie was angry because of a super white cat with only yellow spots on its head and tail. The arrival of the fat Persian cat quickly turned into joy, "Song Yubin, is this your son or daughter? What's his name? Meow..."

"You bastard treats cats and dogs like children! Xiaobai, ignore this crazy woman!" Song Yubin raised the teacup over Jane Jie's head as if to fall over, scaring her into running behind Gu Junbiao, "Meow...your dad Angry Bird, woof woof!"

However, Xiaobai is not as hospitable and sociable as Lucky, he just ignores the crazy woman, and sleeps under the dog's stomach like no one else. LuckyOba Huichang skillfully placed his front paws on its fat and short neck and began to sleep. Xiaobai tilted his head and lovingly licked the pink tender flesh on his paws, squinting his ice-blue cat eyes and making cute purrs.

F3 has long been used to this kind of cats and dogs living in harmony, but one of the ground turtles immediately gave a shocking admiration after recognizing the truth: "Fuck! My dears are gay friends!" and fumbled for the phone. A crazy photo.

"Puff—cough cough cough..." There is no doubt that this is the sound of a certain innocent crab spraying tea.

"Wow... I said, Lucky Oba, do you want to be so cowardly! If your bastard dog dad doesn't find you a girlfriend, then let's be a single nobleman. Why can't you find Miaomiao as your lover? Oooo... I said that you are not enough to talk about interracial love, but you still have to stir up sex! It’s too much! You want to blind my sister’s titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, you... ouch... Lucky, change your pose, come on, come on, change-- Gu Junbiao, don't move! If you move again, I will throw you to the Cowherd's shop! Ah, let me go! You bastard crab..."

Master Crab's good temper and pity tonight were completely blown away by the "Cowherd's Shop", and he stood up to resist!He dragged and dragged!In short, pull people into the living room... make plans again!

Song Yubin and Su Yizheng were dumbfounded at first, but now they are dumbfounded when they see it!Uh, these two are going to fight again?Uh-huh... Those who are stationed outside the gate to watch a play count as a bird, and they are determined not to get involved!

Brother Zhuzi was sweating profusely and couldn't complain: President... Where did you get such an amazing girl...

"Wow wow wow! You made a few of my photos blurry!" Like an angry bird, Jian Jie leaned on the low table and scolded, "Ju Junbiao, you bastard! Return my beautiful photos quickly. Come!"

Gu Junbiao didn't reply but frowned, put his hands on his hips and stared for three seconds, turned around and rubbed his forehead for three seconds, then turned back and stared at his hips again, and sighed again... This went back and forth N times, almost without a trace Dazzle some two of brevity and voyeurism!

Song Yubin swallowed his saliva and asked softly, "Junbiao...you, what do you want to do?"

So the critical point of Master Crab's anger was finally broken, and he roared like a tyrannosaurus: "I still want to ask what this bastard girl wants to do! Yu Bin, have you ever seen such a shameless girl like her?" A child? Yizheng, how can there be a woman like her who always talks nonsense—”

"Stop! May I ask, Mr. Crab, do you call me a woman or a girl? This is a very important question." Jian Jie stretched out two index fingers and pointed, then turned around and pointed at Su Yizheng with a sinister smile, "The difference between the two Young Master Su should be very clear, huh?"

This is the rhythm of opening up! Hey!Su Yizheng was so frightened by her gentle devil face that she moved her butt and moved back three feet, and issued a solemn statement incoherently: "This is, uh, this is about Master Crab and Miss Jane, and it has absolutely nothing to do with me!"

"What do you care about this shemale! Anyway, my young master will never allow you to change the subject!" Really!Why can't we concentrate on arguing!Is this also necessary to talk about the topic!

As soon as Gu Junbiao's voice fell, there was a sound of heavy objects falling to the ground outside the house!

Concisely holding back a smile and pretending to be awakened, "Young Master Su is a shemale? Wow, I really didn't see it unless you told me. Tsk tsk, no wonder she is fairer and more beautiful than me!"

"Uh, you're the one who's stupid!" The Crab Master, who wanted no face, betrayed his friends without thinking!

"Stupid crab, you are so stupid! Insidious girl! Did I provoke you?!" Su Yizheng scolded the two of them angrily, but Bao Qingyu felt that clarification was the most important thing, "Don't listen to their nonsense! I am a man ! Absolute man!"

Song Yubin clenched his fists and tried his best to hold back his laughter, even if he suffered from internal injuries, he still had to put on a serious reprimand from the president: "Tonight, uh-huh~ those two drank too much, uh~ It's normal for you to behave abnormally, you, uh Hmph... don't think about it, do you understand?"

The Zhuzi brothers weakly stood up against the wall, and responded angrily: "...Yes, president."

Su Yi was looking at his good partner who seemed to be getting darker and darker with tears in his eyes, and finally fell on the floor with a plop and howled wildly: "I'm so mad——"

Jian Jie picked his ears and said with a leisurely smile: "Touch, Young Master Su, please calm down. This is called not being afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs."

"Bastard! What are you talking about!"

"Follow the hair, it should be that crabs don't understand human language."

"You—" Is this considered smooth?It's simply because I'm afraid of dying, I'm going to step on it and kick it hard, okay!

"I'm fine, thank you. If you pay me for the photo, I'll be better."

"Excuse me!"

"Don't let it go! Hold on first! Where is your bathroom, Mr. Chairman? Master Crab wants to show his aristocratic temperament!"

With Jun's expression on his face, he knew that talking is not his specialty, shut up wisely and roared in his heart: Fuck your temperament!It's time to throw people's backs up again!Not kind!asshole!bad girl……

Song Yubin twitched the corners of his mouth as if he didn't hear it, and kept a calm face, drinking tea and listening to the corner. Compared to him, Su Yizheng's expression was ugly. Seeing the sparks go to the bird, the thief jumped up unsteadily, gnashing his teeth for the crabs in the house The young master is cheering on, "Junbiao roar back! Shout back loudly! It's best to shout this sinister girl to death!"

Gu Junbiao is indeed conscientious, after all, quarreling is much easier than fighting.Two people in a scene, "You pay me for a beautiful photo!" "You apologize to me!" "I will break your crab legs!" After the fruitless yelling, I took the time to water the smoky throat.

Gu Junbiao sat on the ground and gasped for air, pinching the water glass tightly like a thin neck, frowning fiercely, earnestly and diligently using his brain cells...

But there was an erratic whisper in the air: "Thank you, Gu Junbiao."

My heart suddenly stopped beating with an inexplicable tingling pain!When Gu Junpyo woke up, he found that his hand was caressing his simple hair, and he heard himself muttering: "My friend, thank you."

Heh... He was happy for her just now, thinking that this nerdy girl's psychology is not in vain, not only her own defense mechanism is super strong, but also knows how to resolve negative emotions.But it turned out that it was only for a while, but I still couldn't get away completely, what a heart-wrenching wound it would be...

"Friends? Yes, it's enough to have friends, and you shouldn't be too greedy." Lying weakly on the low table with his head buried in his arms, he murmured, "I hate Yin Zhihou's arrangement, and I hate Fat Brother. Hate myself, hate hate..."

"Don't hate yourself, you still let people live? You are strong enough, OK?" Gu Junbiao's caressing hand changed to a hard slap, "Bastard nerdy girl, I am the one who hates you .”

"Oh...it hurts a lot!" Jie Jie shook her head from side to side, but refused to look up and hide.

"Don't shake your head like Lucky biting a bone, be careful to hurt yourself, idiot!"

"How dare you lose me, you crab? Bite you!" Jie Jie raised his face and tried to bite his finger, which scared Gu Junbiao to withdraw his hand in a hurry.But she suddenly asked seriously, "Hey, let me ask you, what does Lucky say when he's happy?"

"How else can a dog bark? Isn't it just barking—you goddamn bastard!" Gu Junbiao changed from a disdainful expression of "you're an idiot" to a tyrannosaurus-shamed look, grabbing the cushion and tricking her The sly smile that succeeded covered his face, "Suffocate you to death!"

"Hey, little curly hair, let me ask you again." Jie Jie took off the cushion and asked again. Gu Junbiao pursed his lips and turned his head to ignore him, but he heard her ask very seriously, "What is Yin Zhihou's home?" Why hang that picture of Min Hexian? Are you familiar with her?"

Gu Junbiao turned around as if hearing something strange, "You don't even know this?"

Jian Jie imitated his usual cool, handsome, domineering and snorted coldly: "It is a blessing to you to remember the name of F4, and it should be enough for you, huh?"

Gu Junbiao was both depressed and hurt when he heard it, and said angrily, "I won't tell you!"