[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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Recently, the collection has been ups and downs without much improvement, and the click is even more joyful, as if being chewed by a dog, in short, all kinds of powerlessness~~~~ I beg for comments, please feel for motivation~~~

This time, Jian Jie took Song Yubin's car and landed slowly at the back. Su Yi was looking straight at the rearview mirror worriedly, wearing earplugs like an old woman and exhorting all the way, "Beauty, don't run away... Beauty, Don't fall behind...beauty, don't—"

"If I waste my phone's battery again, I'll hit your car's ass!" Jian Jie raised her middle finger in an unladylike way, and stepped on the accelerator as if to hit her. Su Yi was so frightened that she was busy steering the steering wheel to drive in a snake shape, but when she looked closely, she saw that she was already slammed He overtook the car with a smile, and even sprayed him with waste gas!

Song Yubin in the passenger seat grabbed the car door and shouted, "Bastard! Didn't I tell you not to tease her?"

"It's fun." Su Yizheng smiled nonchalantly.

Gu Junbiao, who is fond of racing cars, stepped on the accelerator and chased after him, so the three cool sports cars drove me along the way and had a lot of fun, but Yin Zhihou, who was leading the way, was very angry!These bastards are using the main road as a racing track!

After a race car that was less than exciting but more than playful, he arrived at his destination - Yin's house in Daegu.Knowing that tonight's chef is from Shanghai, Jian Jian couldn't help being happy, she tossed her bag and coat and rushed straight to the kitchen to chat with Ren.

"Nong is Shang Haining?" Jian Jian spoke the Shanghainese dialect that is only three-handed and close to the fat chef, "Hello, hello, my name is Jian Jian, concise and clear. I am also Chinese. I was born in mainland China and grew up in Hong Kong. I don't know what to call you?"

Unexpectedly, Fat Chef is a master of comedians. He wiped away his tears and said with emotion, "When I see fellow villagers, my eyes are full of tears. My name is Sun Da, and you can call me Brother Fat. Ms. Jian, are you studying or working in Korea? "

"My little sister, it's OK to call me by my name." Jian Jie sat on the opposite chair and stretched his neck, "I transferred from Hong Kong last year, and I'm currently in the third grade of Shinhwa High School. But next year, I guess Hong Kong and Korea I don’t see you much in both places.”

"Aren't you studying in Shinhwa?" Gu Junbiao, who was standing at the door of the kitchen, reviewing Chinese and eavesdropping, interrupted abruptly, with a depression that was difficult to vent in his heart.

"Well, go to England to study." Jie Jie stared blankly at a certain plate of prepared dishes, and the glistening starry eyes made Fat Brother think that she loved this dish very much, thinking that she would cook more later and let her take it away , It's pitiful to think about studying alone in a foreign country.

"Then have you decided which school to go to?" Su Yizheng, who was interested in beautiful women, put his arms around his partner and kicked him.

"Cambridge." Concisely answered casually, and after some thoughtful analysis, he said with a smile, "Brother Fat, these are all Shanghai-Hangzhou dishes, and I recognize most of them."

"That's right, haven't you eaten for a long time?" Fat Brother laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes.

The simplicity has not smelled the fragrance of the dishes but has already made a ghostly appearance, swallowing saliva in response to the occasion, "Mmm, I really want to taste the taste of my hometown, fat brother, please cook quickly, you don't know this famous dish. I personally can’t accept Korean kimchi from both Chinese and foreign countries.”

"I know, Allah knows." The fat guy received dissatisfied stares from a few handsome guys, and chased them away with sharp eyesight. .”

Jian Jie left quickly, "Come on! Then fat brother, take your time."

Song Yubin pretended to be a brother and asked scoldingly: "Hey! I mean bitch, why don't you think of going to England to drink the fog and drink the rain?"

Jian Jie also yelled back with her hips on her hips: "Hey! I said brother, you can't let me cancel all the college courses I have studied halfway through, can you?"

Yin Zhihou asked puzzledly: "What do you mean by reading half?"

So Jian Jie raised his tail finger and scratched his forehead in confusion and asked, "Uh, I haven't told you? Have I?"

Song Yubin directly threw her a middle finger, "Say fart!"

Concisely and dissatisfied with the cushion attack, "Warning you not to try your best to ruin my lady's night!"

Taking advantage of his height advantage, Gu Junbiao grabbed the cushion and forced him to ask: "Don't change the topic, nerdy girl, talk!"

Jian Jie rolled his eyes, "You are your own pig! Didn't it all be written on the financial materials given to you? Didn't you see the ghost signature of the most shameful professor in Cambridge?"

I doubted it, but the signature was really ghostly, so...Ju Junbiao's heart trembled when he heard it, and his fingertips trembled against her nose, "You mean...the ghost in the stock market...Ghost Professor Clay De, de..."

Jian Jie was so annoyed that he knocked off the crab claws, "You stutter! Look at you!"

Su Yizheng felt that it was necessary to ask clearly, "Uh, Baby Jie, is it really that Clayderman who is known as the invisible predator in the financial world and the god-level blocker in the stock market?"

"Yes! Yes! That's right! It's the shameless Clayderman who wants money and lives!"

Yin Zhihou laughed and said, "Pfft! Did you say that about your mentor?"

Song Yubin squinted in disbelief, "That is to say! It's very good, poison tongue girl, you can also get online with such a genius-level money-maker?" It's not easy, it's not easy!You must know that this professor is a weirdo who is invulnerable to gold and bullets!

Su Yizheng pretended to be a money fan and saw the treasure, "To be honest, Baby Jie, how did you hook up?"

Jie Jie stroked his chin and turned away his eyeballs, and said leisurely: "Hook up casually! Last summer I heard that this young and rogue professor who pretended to be an old man all the time to deceive little Lolita's sympathy threatened to look down on women in every way in the stock market." So I quarreled with him for a long time through people’s introduction, and it turned out that, quack... This is a curse! Then I received the admission notice from Cambridge before the fall semester started, um, I am He is the only female student of Chinese descent so far in his career as a teacher."

Song Yubin shook his head to express his disbelief, "It's OK if we quarrel? Don't be fooled. This famous professor chooses apprentices who are not the top elites in the industry. Do you think we don't know?"

Jian Jie giggled, "Thank you, Chairman, for your compliment."

Gu Junbiao thought she would pretend to graduate from college in Shinhwa, but now...he asked sullenly: "Then you are still in Shinhwa high school? It is rumored that the ghost professor with the strictest rules and strangest rules will allow you Wandering here and there all day?"

"Uh, this high school, Brother Crab, it's purely a personal hobby. Haha... Well, it's because there are people above us! I used Chinese food to fool the professor's wife into going back to China with me, scared that The wife slave almost bowed to me! Wow Kaka...so I don’t have to go to class, just go regularly to collect materials, hand in reports, and show the results of playing stocks, and everything will be fine!” God.

"Cut! You know how to cook Chinese cuisine? I think you've been treated pretty well." Gu Junbiao pretended to be contemptuous and casually sprayed. He was still uneasy about her who was so out of hilarity, and always felt her exaggerated expressions and movements. Are you hiding something, forcing a smile?I hope it's just my own illusion.

Jane hooked her fingers, "Next time, will you be a guinea pig?"

Gu Junpyo shook off his curly hair and sternly refused: "No!"

Su Yizheng raised his hand and answered, "I want it!"

"What do you want? Do you want stomach medicine?" Yin Zhihou stomped a little.

Seeing that internal strife was about to start, Song Yubin hurriedly asked, "Hey, I'm a genius girl, you should hurry up and finish Cambridge, and then go back to our Shinhwa university, okay?"

So concise and showing off the appearance of a good girl, "I have been working hard, but it is impossible for me to graduate without the professor's approval of my boss's speech. So, it is not impossible to ask me to K Shinhwa University, but what do you think of me, Mr. President? Which department is suitable for me to study? Here, I have a better sense of language, stronger mathematics, and a better memory—"

Gu Junbiao interrupted her unhappily: "Master, how do you hear what you mean, Shinhwa University seems to have no departments worth studying for you?"

Jian Jie played the face-changing game in an instant, supported Xiaoman's waist, stood in a T-step and tapped the time, "That's right! What's wrong? Come and bite me if you're upset! Do you dare to fight with me?"

Gu Junbiao pouted his lips into a flower angrily, "My young master is a civilized person! Who wants to play violence with you?"

"The Department of Physical Education is suitable for you." Yin Zhihou stepped on his little friend without care.

Jian Jie turned her head and shook her face like Master Crab, "No! Miss Ben has a cleanliness habit! She only plays with sand and refuses to sweat!"

"Puff! Puff..."

"Bastard nerdy girl, are you finished?!" Master Crab, who was overthrown again, blushed and yelled unbearably.

Concise and loving, she spread her hands, "Okay, today's over."

"...Okay! Seeing that you are still sensible, I will let you go today, young master!"

Tsk, the combat power index of these two Crab Stars is not the same at all!Yin Zhihou and Song Yubin had already retreated to the side, looked at each other and snickered, but Su Yizheng, unwilling to be lonely, cuddled on Jian Jie's shoulder and wailed, pretending to cry and win eyeballs: "Wuuuuuu... you bastard Zhihou, you didn't invite people to dinner, you deliberately let him eat." They came to murder my self-esteem! Jie Baobao, you are too much, bird whining..."

"Cut! I have so much free time to satisfy your lust and take care of your self-esteem! Get out of here! Try putting your head on my shoulder again? Believe it or not, I'll ask Fat Brother to borrow a kitchen knife and chop it up directly." Are you still crying? Okay, this will make you cry enough!" Jian Jie didn't want to talk nonsense with Mr. Crab in Tsundere, deliberately used the sticky Su Fox as an excuse, and pretended to be offended without any ladylike demeanor to make her sad Destroyed little fox pressed onto the sofa and started beating!

"Brothers, help..."

"You can't live without doing evil! Come, let's drink tea." The unscrupulous little friend said that it would be more cost-effective to watch a play.

"Uh, everyone, can we start the meeting?" Fat Brother stood on the edge of the living room and asked.

"WOWHO...Givemefive!" Some two incarnations in the frantic fight jumped up and clapped each other, and rushed into the restaurant to grab a seat. The other two laughed and followed, only Gu Junbiao secretly sighed, Who are these people!Can you be a little girl conscious?Dare to show off the demeanor of the children of the family?

"Wow... What a beautiful color scheme, umm, smells good! It smells so good!" Jian Jian praised her with a sniffling nose like a dog, rolled up his sleeves and picked up chopsticks to eat without any discussion, without the basic etiquette of being a guest, " Delicious, uh, this is delicious, Fat Brother, Thumb Brother, I must give it to you!"

"Then eat slowly, I'll go to the kitchen to tidy up, call me if there's anything to do." The fat man bent over to F4 with a smile on his face, and went back to prepare a simple package.

F4 said thanks, sat down and ate, eating gracefully as if deliberately showing aristocratic etiquette, and occasionally glanced at a certain Hu Chi Hai Drink with a smile, this girl is too noisy, right?But gradually they smelled something unusual, especially when they found out that Jian Jian turned a blind eye to the authentic Shanghai cuisine of fried black fungus and white bamboo shoots with roasted bran in front of them, and even swallowed the rice when he saw them holding a chopstick .

Something is wrong, something is really wrong!