[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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Double update today, this is the first update.More after dinner.

Taking advantage of the gap between lifting the carpet and getting the keys, Song Yubin instructed in a low voice: "Do as usual, don't be in a hurry."

F3 snorted in agreement, and Song Yubin yelled loudly as soon as he entered the door: "You bastard, you can't open the door early? You just mess around!"

Jian Jie fanned the drawing board and smiled: "Because I'm waiting for you to break down the door, and I really want to sue the four young masters for trespassing."

"Scree me!" Gu Junbiao put his hands in his trouser pockets and yelled, shaking his curly hair, "Do you dare to call the police?"

Concisely thought for a while, "Don't dare now, because the phone is downstairs."

"...my young master lent you your mobile phone to let you report!" Tsk...what logic?

"Forget it, I'm afraid that the police uncle won't be as gentle as me, so I'll do it myself."

"You——" Gu Junbiao was stunned, and resentfully crossed Jian Jie and stepped onto the rooftop, and it took a few seconds to connect, "Bastard!"

Song Yubin and Su Yizheng, the unscrupulous pair, burst into laughter immediately: "Pfft!"

Yin Zhihou grabbed a drawing board and wrote stroke by stroke very seriously, and when he was done, he showed it to everyone: "I haven't had coffee at the police station, and I haven't tried handcuffs in a police car. I'm about to go there. Thank you, beautiful girl, for your wish."

So Jian Jie rolled his eyes and gave him a middle finger, "Damn! Nima can speak Chinese and write doggerel, that's great!"

Song Yubin coughed lightly and turned his head, "Girls, don't be so dirty."

Su Yizheng stroked his chin, pretending to be a pervert coveting a beautiful woman, "Tsk tsk, please go and change the bathrobe, okay? You're greedy for me if you dress like this at night, be careful when a gentleman turns into a werewolf..."

sweat!Busy writing on the drawing board to drive people away, I forgot about this!Although Jian Jie was seen with a blush on his cheeks, he fiercely raised his pink fist, "Change if you have the guts! Believe it or not, I'll knock you back into human form with one punch?"

Su Yizheng hurriedly crossed his hands to cover his chest, "Don't do it! Just pretend I didn't say anything!"

A row of black lines slid down the simple forehead, "...Bump Man is sexier than you, I'm serious."

So I switched to Su Yizheng's black line, and said in my heart that you are a sex/sensual combination of a little monster and a bumpy man!Tsk tsk, those long legs under the bathrobe should not be too beautiful.

"Puff! Puff..." There is no shortage of unscrupulous friends.

Jian Jie walked to the center of the rooftop with his slippers on, pointed to a huge rattan chair swing and said, "Sit here first, don't touch the books in my greenhouse, can you drink tea?"

F4 responded casually, and they were all busy admiring the legendary rooftop house.

Su Yizheng looked around, admiring and wondering: "I said, is this poisonous girl too rich or too free? Why did you wrap the entire rooftop with glass, making it look like a crystal castle. Oh Oh oh... Yu Bin, do you think every girl has a beautiful wish to be a princess?"

"Cut! She's more or less the stepmother of a princess." Song Yubin replied casually, and then mumbled in a low voice, "This is high-strength bulletproof glass."

"Wow, you're really rich. Ah... Poison Tongue Girl is really perverted! She even paved with cobblestones? But it looks like a garden." Su Yi lowered his voice cooperatively, and then shot a green light towards the edge of the roof, "Huh? That's——Yu Bin, have you seen the clothes basket behind the clothesline over there? Go and have a look, now you don't have to worry about knowing the measurements of the poisonous girl, hehe..."

Song Yubin turned his head in disdain and pretended to be an innocent showman, "Cut! I want to go to you! I'm not as nasty as you, but if you want to talk, I will listen to it."

"You think beautiful!"

"If you want to, you don't break the law!"

Different from the noisy and obscene nature of the two, it is rare for Gu Junbiao to pretend to be a studious child, standing next to the bookshelf used as a partition between the greenhouse and the small courtyard, perusing the bibliography like a police uncle looking for evidence, occasionally picking up a book and flipping through it Look, almost all of them are travel notes, essays, and picture albums of customs and customs in various countries. Take a look at the tables and chairs in the greenhouse, and then look at Yin Zhihou’s rattan chair swing, which is exclusive to Sleeping Ghost. I understand that this is a simple place for leisure. Nothing to do with work.

Yin Zhihou also held silence in his arms like gold, silently staring at the towering green vines in the corner of the roof, is it the passage to enter the simple world?He slowly got up and walked over step by step. This second door, to enter or not?If you go in, you may hear even more unbearable truths; if you don't enter, you will feel unwilling...

"I said Prince Zhihou, why don't you come here as a statue brother?" Jian Jie, who had changed into a gray and purple long-sleeved sportswear, came up with a tray in his hands, and looked at it with his head wrapped like an Arabian prince. With a glance, Yin Zhihou pulled him to the side of the Korean-style low table with his claws, and pulled out four small wicker chairs from behind the vines, and politely greeted the visitors, "Tea, please."

Su Yizheng was the first to jump over and sit down, and said with a smile: "Ah...that's really good, it would be even better if you have another deck of cards."

"I don't want tea, I want coffee!" Gu Junbiao came to trick crab-style flower arrangement again.

Didn't you say it earlier?Jian Jie resisted the urge to roll her eyes, and asked patiently: "The shop only serves Blue Mountain coffee, can you wait for a while?"

"I want to watch you cook, who knows if you will take the opportunity to poison this young master in order to avoid future troubles!"

Jie Jie was so angry that she wanted to reward him with a back kick, she gritted her teeth and said with a smirk: "Are you annoying! Do you know that Miss Ben's patience is limited?"

"I don't know!" Gu Junbiao followed him downstairs.

"Actually, Mr. Crab, you don't need to be poisoned at all. You can turn around while you can still jump."

So Gu Junbiao was choked again, flung off his curly hair and hummed: "...I didn't hear that!"

Concisely hesitated for a moment, and made a tentative question of concern: "Student Junbiao, is your injury healed? The medicine I gave—"

The single-celled organisms were really fooled, "Well, it's barely effective." In fact, the effect is very good, but I won't tell you!

"Yo...can you hear it again? Crab ears are really amazing."

"...I want to drink coffee." He choked and got used to the bird.

"Aren't I looking for this? Get out of the way!" Bang, bang, bang, switch in the cabinet...

"I'd like coffee."

"Got it!" The unscrupulous owner "bang" the coffee machine and dropped it on the counter!

"I'd like coffee."

"Are you blind?!" The harsh noise of the machine's work still couldn't cover the roar of a certain animal.

"I'd like coffee."

"...What kind of trouble are you, a crab for a while, and a parrot for a while? Let me tell you, do you dare to skip a grade and go to the top class in kindergarten?!" A certain bird finally officially opened the roaring bird, but the answer to her was still a voice without any ups and downs. "I'd like coffee".

Yin Zhihou took a sip of tea, "Well, good tea. I'm going to go to the theater, how about you?"

"Of course." Song Yubin held his own tea and signaled Yin Zhihou to open the way first, "This girl has such a bad temper, if she doesn't look at it, is she really waiting to call the police?"

Su Yizheng desperately picked up the tray and pouted, and said in a low voice, "Ann, Junbiao won't be so stupid as to offend her, no matter how small a fist hits him, it will still hurt."

The three of them walked down the semi-rotary wooden ladder silently like civet cats, and stood on the last step to look at the interior decoration: dark high-quality wooden floor, a Korean-style low table in the center, and several cushions scattered one by one. scattered.Behind the low table is a bookcase placed along the wall all the way to the top, full of books with no gaps.

Probe to the right side of the stairs, under the large glass window is a mattress laid against the wall and on the floor, a rectangular low table is placed in front of the bed as a desk, and a silver-gray laptop computer, tea cups, paper, pens, etc. are placed on the table Things, and of course books.There are a few large pots of green plants in front of the table and by the window, which can block the view and add a bit of vitality.

Step down the last flight of stairs, turn your head to look to the left of the stairs, stay!Obviously, the living room, kitchen and dining room have been opened up and connected into one piece, but there are still books as far as the eyes can see, the books are on the opposite side, and the books are still around!Books full of pits and valleys!Nothing but books or books!

Oh no, there are other things to say.Between the two groups of six bookcases on the opposite side is a huge impressionist decorative painting, with several pots of green plants dotted in front of the cabinets, a herringbone book ladder with a small leather chair on the top, a three-seater fabric lazybones, and a There's a coffee table, and there's only... indoor slippers on the coffee table.

The bookcase behind echoes the opposite, but the decorative painting has become a large-screen TV, facing the lazy bone.In front of one set of bookcases are formal luxury desks and leather swivel chairs, while in front of the other set of bookcases there is a book ladder, and now a certain crab is sitting on it with its legs crossed, and a crab claw is pointing directly at someone. Said: "Lazy embryo."

Oops! F3 followed the crab claws to look over - a semi-open European-style small kitchen, and the N mugs in the sink were stacked in a performance art style, which was the reason for Mr. Crab's evaluation.

Concisely pretending to be making coffee seriously, pretending not to hear.

Yin Zhihou's eyes wandered from the leather swivel chair, over the book ladder, lazy bones, and cushions, and finally walked to the window, sitting cross-legged on the mattress as if returning to his own home...drinking tea and watching a play.

Jian Jie twitched the corner of his mouth, but didn't make a sound.

Seeing this, Su Yizheng quickly walked to the low table and sat down, his starry eyes sparkled, and he raised the teacup in his hand to the light and looked eagerly—meow!Prodigal!Antique cup!For the Qing Dynasty!I can't sleep without watching!

"You are lazy." Master Crab insisted on provoking.

"What's the matter with you?" He replied briefly in Chinese.

"You are really lazy." The crab claw pointed at the tip of someone's nose.

"What does it have to do with you?" Don't you understand?Put it another way and keep asking.

"Laziness is really bad, get rid of it." Master Crab changed his accusation into persuasion.

"None of your shit?" I don't understand the ancient and elegant, so let's come to the vernacular version.

"You are too lazy to get sick, you have to be cured if you are sick." Master Crab persuaded earnestly.

"Does it have anything to do with you?" Language is a very profound art!

As soon as Master Crab opened his mouth, the chairman who heard the red alarm yank on the side raised his little hand to speak, "I'm sorry to interrupt, can you two say something normal people can understand?"

Jie Jie waved his paw lazily, "Oh...it's nothing, Junbiao and I are discussing how many similar sayings 'none of your business' are there."

So Gu Junbiao snorted heavily, and tossed him a head of black and beautiful curly hair.Really depressed to death!Just now, I secretly asked this damn nerdy girl "how do you arrange your usual training sessions" several times, but she just pretended not to hear!Otherwise, why are you making trouble with her in such a twists and turns?No!This is not called trouble, this is called Corporal Li Xian not ashamed to ask!The ultimate goal is to understand the enemy in order to completely defeat the enemy!

Chairman, I can understand these few sentences in Chinese!But, but, why does it feel so weird?Song Yubin frowned and thought carefully, um, maybe it was Master Crab's n sentence "I want to drink coffee" that offended the poisonous girl, so she responded with N kinds of sayings "None of your business"?Well, it's possible.But how to break this impasse?He no longer counted on the black-bellied ghosts, and could only look to the antique fans for help.

But Su Yizheng's glowing green wolf light has changed direction at some point - the mini wine rack next to the glass door on the left side of the kitchen, with those small eyes, that infatuated look, seems to want to swallow the wine with the rack in one gulp!

So Song Yubin sighed secretly, come on, let's play their own way, I won't serve the chairman anymore.