[Pattern] Crab Master Chasing Love

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Kneeling and begging to save the manuscript box, you will be fooled~~~

Gu Junxi said hoarsely: "Gu Junbiao, you decide for yourself, I will not interfere."

Gu Junbiao seemed to have finally regained his senses, he suddenly clenched his fists and shouted with all his strength: "It's not up to you, a laundry maid! Jin Sicao, master me! Get out of here!" !!"

Jin Sicao, who was half-dragged and half-hugged by Song Yubin, refused to get up, and lay down beside Gu Junbiao, wanting to touch it but not daring to touch it, waving her hands around helplessly, her eyes slamming like a broken faucet Tears streamed down, "Woooo...you will be beaten to death, senior Jie Jie, you, you, you, you, you, you are too cruel...how could you strike so hard..."

Jian Jie cast a pair of eyes unmoved, "Hey...this is too heavy? Student Si Cao, you have so much knowledge!"

"Wuuu...the injury is already very serious..."

"Is there? No way." Jie Jie scratched his forehead with his fingers, and cast his small eyes for approval to the most familiar Song Yubin, but he cut his eyes as hard as a knife, so he decided to take revenge!

Her face, which was too lazy to argue, changed suddenly, and she asked softly, full of charm: "Hey... Jinsicao, let me ask you, do you—— understand your own heart? Think about it for yourself , I’m not the one who wants to know the answer anyway, so don’t worry.”

Humph...Come on, come scold me, stare at me, mourn me, see if I'm not in a hurry to kill you three!Hoho... My dears, hurry up, get stiff, get hurt, get confused!

"Shut up Jinsicao! And Yubin Yizheng, you all shut up!" Ju Junxi sternly stopped Jinsicao and a certain two who were still waiting to disrupt the situation. She looked at Jian Jie and shook her head almost invisible, There was a bit of pleading and a bit of helplessness in Qi Mi's eyes, and the rest was powerless.The emotional entanglement of these three children, the more others intervene, the more chaotic it will be!

Gu Junxi's intuition told Gu Junxi that she was originally concise and didn't get too angry, but then Jinsicao's performance really angered her, if she didn't stop her, she would dissect Jinsicao on the spot!But she definitely didn't have any good intentions, but she had a wicked taste of messing up the situation and having fun by herself.

This little girl who came out of nowhere is really evil!

"Alright, beauty." He glanced at Song Yubin, the passer-by, and Su Yizheng, the second passer-by, and shrugged simply and indifferently. Well, the main episode of the gossip will continue!She tugged at Gu Junbiao's curly hair viciously, "Brother Crab, hurry up and choose, Miss Ben doesn't have time to spend with you!"

With difficulty, Gu Junbiao raised his distorted pig face, which was changing from blue to black to black and white, and said angrily, "If you want to be beaten, you can be beaten! Stop talking nonsense!"

"Uh huh... I like backbone." Jian Jian sneered in his heart, this good-looking young master was poked at a painful spot and went all out.Nima, I care about you!Hmph, let's beat!While threatening bystanders with a swinging cue, she punched Gu Junbiao's waist with an elbow punch, "Let me give you a massage, young master. It is said that beating people like this will make you feel less tired."

"Ah ... sour ... don't ... ah, ah ... pain ..." Although Gu Junbiao was psychologically prepared, he still couldn't hold it. .

"Aren't you happy? Then press another acupuncture point." Jie Jie negotiated another place and poked here and there, causing Gu Junbiao to writhe like a cartilage worm, "Itchy, haha... so itchy , stop, damn you live with me... oh oh... um, um, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"

"Damn it, I don't care what you're doing!" Jian Jie was terrified, grabbed Gu Junbiao's back and lifted it, and then threw it over his shoulder. The 1.8-meter Mr. Crab turned into an angel with broken wings and flew out of the sandpit and landed heavily. , "I said, young master, did you mistake the sandpit for a water bed? That's so bad, let's change to a more emotional place and continue to love and kill each other!"

"Oh! It hurts...Damn it!" Ju Junbiao suddenly felt that the pain and numbness just now was a piece of cake, and the luxurious meal was only served now!

Jian Jie Shi Shiran stretched her legs with a broken cue, expressing that she didn't pay attention to the group of relatives and friends at all, she tilted her head and squinted to see Master Crab trembling and struggling to stand up, she really admired him for his unyielding defeat With a single-minded personality, he shrugged and said, "Okay, I will reward you with a ten-second break, ten, nine, eight..."

Gu Junbiao gritted his teeth and clenched his fist to observe her cold face when she smiled, but following her lazily groaning tone, his heart couldn't help beating wildly, as if it was going to burst out of his chest, no matter how hard he held his breath, he couldn't hold it back. A sense of primitive fear that the weak face the strong slowly rises from the soles of their feet, and then quickly spreads throughout the body until it penetrates into every cell...

Concisely, she paused kindly before continuing, "...two..." In the long voice, she raised her foot again, her eyes were fierce, and she looked like a demon who would never give up until she reached her goal!

"sorry!"

"one!"

The voices of the two sounded at the same time!

The audience on the sidelines suddenly exhaled into thunder: "Huh..."

Jian Jie slowly retracted her slender legs inch by inch, and said with a nerdy look like a face-changing face: "I have never hindered your love for Kimchi Country, so don't come to hinder my love for Great China. Don't make me love the four words just now." Heard, understand?"

The tsundere crab who saved his life turned his head and snorted coldly, "I don't understand!"

"It's okay dear, I'm very happy to teach you until you understand it." Jian Jie instantly entered a state of gentle demonization, and "crack, clap, clap" opened his knuckles.

"No! I won't say any more!" Gu Junbiao saw that she didn't want to beg for forgiveness in a hurry, anyway, if you have one thing, you don't have to worry about another thing. It's good enough to lose face today, and one day he will get back his capital with interest Come!

"Bow your head." Jian Jie thought to himself that since the real face was exposed, he should just start playing. Seeing that Gu Junbiao lowered his head in a daze but obediently, he patted his head and touched his earlobe like coaxing a dog, "You are so good, little Curly."

"...you bastard!" After being dazed for five seconds, the eye-catching crimson color smudged from Gu Junbiao's pig's head all the way down, and then he suddenly jumped three feet away!Throwing off the evil front paws of the Thousand Transformation Witch, he limped and ran away in pain, cursing incoherently, "You, you, you gangster! Hey, hey, don't follow! Go away! Go away!"

"Don't run, why are you blushing? I can run too, come on, let's run together... woof woof! Ah... No!" Jian Jie was chasing after her favorite toy like a kid, I took the time to turn around and ask my relatives and friends who were already petrified, "Song Yubin, what is the name of the crab?"

"Get out! Don't follow me! Get out of here!"

"It's too temperamental to use rolling, it should be called Yuanrun evacuation, understand?" A kind-hearted person dropped into the popular science.

"...Fart! How can you have temperament? Female hooligan! Violent woman!"

"Yes! Young master, you have temperament, even swearing!"

"..."

Su Yizheng: "I don't believe it! This is not a nerdy girl! She is a Martian! It must be..."

Jin Sicao: "It's finally all right, woo woo woo..."

Yin Zhihou: "...It was a one-sided fight."

Gu Junxi: "Regardless of the earthlings and Martians, both of them are bastards!"

Song Yubin: "Fortunately, it's not me, not me, not me..."

After all this fuss, who is still in the mood to play? They are all busy serving the yelling young master Gu, and the ladies are being yelled at by him to collect medicine boxes and food.However, one of the parties involved, Jian, was lazing in the rest chair, playing with the mobile phone, and even playing with the chair with his feet on the table vilely, occasionally turning around and saying: "Brother Crab, can you keep your voice down? Temperament, temperament! "

What a gaffe!Didn't you just say a few foul words?Master Crab, who would die from pain or anger, straightened his neck and yelled back, "You still say? Isn't it all because of you, a violent woman!"

"You crab brother who didn't graduate from kindergarten...why don't you think that you asked for all of this..." Jie Jie hummed back like singing a folk song.

The single-celled creature Mr. Crab's bad temper was completely ignited again, and he jumped up and was about to rush over, "Who do you say didn't graduate? I want to beat you!"

F3 held him down with all hands and feet, and collectively rolled their eyes: "Please, master! Are you good at beating someone?"

Song Yubin signaled his friends to keep an eye on Gu Junbiao, who was in a rage, and went up to Jian Jie to denounce him like a friend: "Hey! I said, Miss, are you being too cruel?"

"Brother, can you use your brain? Brother Crab didn't lose any parts, right? Think about the fate of the cue." Jie Jie pressed the email sending button, and raised three fingers on the other front paw to make an oath, "I really Good man, very gentle and good man. Don’t worry, the pain will be sore for three to five days at most, and the small face will only look good for a week. This is called loud thunder and little rain.”

Song Yubin laughed back angrily: "Then I hope you won't be gentle with anyone in the future!" But it's right to think about it carefully!If it really hurts the bones, how can Master Crab still have the strength to jump around?

"Here, I reward you with medicine. Promoting blood circulation, removing blood stasis, strengthening physical fitness, is a must-have medicine for beating people when traveling at home." Jie Jian took out a medicine bottle from the large camel-colored leather bag, and counted it stingily , then reluctantly threw it to Gu Junbiao, "One pill a day, swallow it with warm water before going to bed. Remember, Brother Crab."

"Korean medicine?" Gu Junbiao looked at the small brown medicine bottle without any logo. How kind is this violent woman?It can't be poison...

So the patriotism of the violent woman immediately exploded again, "Chinese medicine! This is Chinese medicine! How dare you bastard crab say that Chinese medicine is Korean medicine in front of the Chinese? You want to do warm-up exercises with me again, don't you!"

"I don't want to take it!" Gu Junbiao didn't dare to say more, and threw the medicine bottle on the table in a fit of anger, it's okay not to take it, right?

Can't!Jian Jie swooped over like an angry bird with her hands on her hips and said fiercely: "Nimma, dare you try it!"

"Yes, you said you wanted to take it before going to bed!" Gu Junbiao hurriedly picked up the medicine bottle and put it in his pocket, tilting his head and cursing in a low voice, "What's so fierce, not only violent but also domineering, a bastard, a rascal..."

You haven't learned to behave yet?Misfortune from the mouth of the big fool! F3 first rolled his eyes, then looked at Mr. Crab who was muttering and cursing secretly, and then looked at the violent girl over there who was crackling and playing with her mobile phone, and finally looked at each other without saying a word—for the weirdness of the two people getting along Change, as a soy sauce person, I sincerely express that I can't accept it for a while!