[Prank of the Gods] Memory countdown

"Hey, Zeus, is what the cat said true?"

This matter is indeed strange, but will it really be the same as the cat said, is it all a hoax by Zeus?

Hades couldn't help poking his head out to question, and the hand on the pillar became faintly white due to the gradual exertion.

"How can a mere rumor shake a tree?" Zeus Lei kept a straight face, and continued in a majestic voice, "In short, this matter has become an established fact, and no one or anything can change the old man's decision—— Toth."

At the end, Zeus suddenly called out a person's name, and following his summons, a man with bronze skin, arms around his chest, and a wise and mature appearance appeared from the shadows.

"I am Thoth, the Egyptian god of wisdom."

"From now on, this man will be your teacher, and all kinds of elves will be your students at the same time."

"Isn't this scientific?!"

Blinking, Sawai Mori Natsuki yelled frankly in a daze.

"Shouldn't the earliest source of the elves come from Norse mythology? When have they been directly controlled by the Greek gods? Is this really not a series? And there are Egyptian gods who appear like your subordinates. Master Zeus, you have already commanded the entire universe. Is it? Are the gods of all departments already your servants?"

"Also, since you have gathered gods from Japan, Northern Europe, Greece, and Egypt here, why are there no Chinese gods? Nuwa? Fuxi? Pangu? If you can't invite big names, then the more recent ones Tathagata? Avalokitesvara? The Jade Emperor? It doesn’t matter if you don’t care about Brother Chun and the God of Rain!”

"It's unscientific that even the gods of Yangyang China were not invited to attend!"

"Oh!"

I don’t know if I’m tired of Sawai Morixia’s buzzing rebuttals like mosquitoes, Zeus raised the scepter and waved it lightly, the tall alchemy furnace disappeared out of thin air with the scepter wave, and the tight alchemy furnace disappeared. Following this change, there was an explosion-like muffled sound and exploding smoke.

The thick smoke slowly dissipated, but an object fell to the ground with a "plop".

"The one who doesn't even say hello and makes a surprise attack is the worst! Is this a guilty conscience? This is a guilty conscience, isn't it definitely a guilty conscience?!"

Sawai Morixia, who was forced to change back into a cat shape, puffed up her round cheeks and began to chant furiously.

"It's just a few grievances for the gods in my hometown. As for killing them all, don't you even let me say anything? Zeus, you are a narrow-minded! You are not capable enough to invite you, so you are so narrow-minded that you will hold grudges to death!"

In the "meow meow meow" with repeated sounds in the background, Zeus's expression did not change, and he still gave orders calmly and calmly - if he could ignore his knuckles that were gripping the scepter so tightly that they started to turn blue.

"Kusanagi Yui, your mission is to guide the gods to graduation, is it okay?"

Although it was an interrogative sentence, Zeus's tone was commanding. The next moment, he turned his attention to the kitten on the ground, which was stretching out its paws and scratching desperately. He said in a low voice, "As for you, no matter who you are , before confirming your danger, you should follow Toth's side."

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"Hey, I heard that you are an Egyptian god. It's unbelievable. Your outfit is quite modern. Your ancient Egyptian clothes shouldn't be so cumbersome, right? Did Zeus design the clothes for you or did you design them yourself? Lu The chest muscles can't be more amazing!"

"Speaking of which, the other gods should be here for the first time today, right? What about their clothes? They should be school uniforms. Could it be that Zeus helped them put them on?"

"When I mention this, I really have to complain. Originally, the gods wear such modern clothes. It’s already considered a slot, but since it’s a school that changed their clothes uniformly, then I won’t talk about it. But, if it’s really Zeus’s school uniform. If you want to change it, you can change it. What about the flip flops on the feet of the stinky boy? Even if you want to keep the ethnic characteristics, it’s too disobedient! Besides, schools shouldn’t wear them. How about slippers to enter the campus!"

"And there's more..."

"Thor, Totsang..."

Although I haven't recovered from the huge shock that Miao Miao Jiang can turn into a human being, but I can't stop listening to "Miao Miao Meow" along the way, thanks to this god named Thoth who can still calm down as if nothing happened He spoke to her calmly.

"what's up?"

"Ah, if Totsang is not used to taking care of small animals, I think I can do it for you." Miaomiaochan is still a human being, and she is a girl. Even if she finds it incredible, she will not be afraid. Let her do it. If you take care of Miaomiaojiang, you should be more careful than boys——"Ah!"

Behind him was the throbbing pain of slamming into the wall, beside his ears was the sound of wind rushing past, and Totsang's arm was vigorously pressing against the wall. I didn't expect this good-tempered god to make such an aggressive move. , Kusanagi Yui was taken aback!

"It seems that you didn't listen to what I told you just now."

The cold male face zoomed into the stunned Yui Kusanagi's pupils, and the magnetic and elegant voice continued with displeasure: "Besides, as a student, all you have to do is obey."

After finishing speaking, Toth straightened up immediately, and took the lead to walk towards the established route.

"Ah, wait a minute..."

"The boys' dormitory is on the left, and the girls' dormitory is on the right. This is your room. I'm in the library of the college. Come here if you need anything. That's it, goodbye."

"Hey~ I didn't expect you to be quite considerate. You actually sent the girl back to the dormitory on purpose, but is it really okay to leave the hint that the invitation is so strong at the end? Lonely men and widows are alone in the library or something, wow Think about it, it’s full of ambiguity with JQ~”

"Speaking of which, I just realized now that you also have a tendency to favor girls over boys. You only send girls back to the dormitory, and you don't even tell the boys where the dormitory is. Wow! Sure enough, you have plans for girls, right? ? Pure curiosity? Do you want to do it? Teacher Toth, are you trying to tarnish the sacred profession of teachers? The girl is actually nice to me, so if you do something to her, I might trip you up or something, but since it is God, you should be able to bear it~"

"Hey, I'm done talking after the play, I won't bother you, see you in Jiang Hu debt!"

After finishing speaking, Sakai Morika jumped onto the window sill, but just as she was about to jump off——

"Meow!!!"

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The tail is really unnecessary for humans, so it degenerates into the tail vertebrae. It would be great if the tail on cats can also degenerate like humans. Even if it can’t be popularized all over the world, there is only the tail on her cat. It's fine if it degenerates, Mom!Egg!She's in so much pain that she's about to die, okay?

"You bastard, don't you know it hurts to pull your tail? You still use that much force?!"

Knowing that the other party doesn’t understand, she still can’t help complaining. Sakai Morixia thinks her paws are too short to reach even if she wants to rub her butt. She wants to transform into a human form, but the occasion is wrong and she can’t change it. She is really caught in a dilemma. !

But this is not the end, I saw Toth lifted the kitten by the back, and after looking at it for a while, Sawai Morixia suddenly felt that his neck was heavy, and there was something extra.

Hey, no way...

Shaking my head, I heard a rather crisp sound, like... like...

"What do you think of me as wearing a bell?!"

"It seems that you don't intend to be a well-behaved pet anymore, so please take this with you."

As he said that, as soon as Toth released the strength from his hand, the kitten fell straight to the ground, and the bell that occupied most of the kitten's neck suddenly made another crisp sound.

"Fuck, Zeus has already ignored my human rights once and threw me to you, now you are going to ignore my human rights and force me to wear this kind of thing?!"

Sawai Morixia flapped her cat's paws and wanted to take off the bell, but the bell seemed to be against her, but she couldn't get it off no matter what, and the chain was too short so that she could only touch the side wall of the bell!

Scratching the ground a few times bitterly, Sawai Morixia became cruel, regardless of the occasion, urged herself into a human form, raised her hand and stretched it behind her neck——

"Why can't you take it off?"

"Why can't I take it off even after it's turned into a human form?!"

"What the hell is this?!!"

Even the human figure couldn't take off the bell, Sawai Morixia was so shocked that she raised her eyes in astonishment and was about to look at Toth to ask the reason, but unexpectedly, she was surrounded by darkness!

The delicate and smooth cloth and the faint masculine scent immediately surrounded her whole body.

Even if she didn't see it with her own eyes, even though it was still dark as far as she could see, it was not difficult for Sawai Morixia to guess that it should be the man's cloak that wrapped her whole body.

"Save your crap, get dressed and catch up."

...Hey, she knew that he couldn't let her run to a place where he couldn't see, so she broke the pot and transformed on the spot. She was already prepared to be humiliated. What's going on...

In the darkness, her cheeks involuntarily warmed up, Sawai Morixia swallowed desperately, but she still felt that she couldn't get rid of the hot feeling, so she could only subconsciously tighten her cloak and shrink herself even smaller.

...Hitting a stick to give a candy or something, really, is too cunning...

"What are you still dawdling about? If two legs are not as good as four legs, then transform back to me!"

Excessive!

This man is really bad!

The touch of emotion accumulated in Sawai Morixia's heart dissipated quickly, squinting his eyes and watching the man's back that was drifting away, he suddenly came up with an idea.

Suddenly there was the sound of bells ringing and trotting footsteps behind him, and he seemed to follow obediently.

Just thinking like this, the weight of the cloak suddenly appeared on both shoulders. Then, the left shoulder sank, and the wind blew from behind him, but before Toth could make a move to block it, there was an extra weight on his shoulders in an instant.

Soft, with warmth, the touch that can be felt even through the clothes made Toth understand what happened.

——It's really quite bold, this guy, dare to just lie on his shoulder like this?

"Hmph, didn't you want me to be more obedient and obedient, so you put the bell on me? Uh huh~ I just listen to you and change back~ And if you walk at the same speed, you can't talk about me anymore Let’s dawdle!”

There are policies and measures to counter!Don't you claim to be in charge of wisdom?What are you going to do with her now?