[Prank of the Gods] Memory countdown

"...The above is the basic content of the ministry's activities."

After class, when Sawai Morixia jumped into the classroom from the window, he just heard Kusanagi Yui saying these words.

Not only did the class hours of the first semester of the Seminary of the Gods shrink sharply, but even the summer vacation was short of weight. Not long after the gods returned from the sea, Zeus rescheduled the class again, and it was probably due to the fact that there were enough people. This time The arrangements are more complete, even taking into account such things as departmental and regimental activities.

——But having said that, Zeus, you really are bullying these gods and have never seen the world. If you change the length of vacation time so arbitrarily in this world, it's no wonder that the students don't give you a strike!

Because she just ate fruit from the woods, Stupid Cat was still reminiscing about the wonderful touch left in her mouth, but after a while, she saw the big blackboard right in front of the classroom——

"Cough, cough, cough! Can anyone explain to me who made the comic villain on the blackboard?"

"Leaving aside how the painting looks—well, it can barely be called cute—looking from right to left, what is the third figure in the painting doing? Is he smoking a big pipe? Is it the smoking club?... Others can still understand what they are doing, such as the astronomy club, baseball club, book club, plant club, tennis club, etc.—but the last one! The villain opened the door with a schoolbag. I walked away happily. Could this be the legendary home club?! Sister, are you really just introducing the basic content of club activities instead of dividing up the clubs everyone wants to join?! !"

When Sawai Morixia came back to his senses, he happened to hear the sister Yui complaining helplessly about the fact that Bader likes soft tennis and Apollo prefers hard tennis, so he can't form a team: "You guys like to care about these details..."

"Soft Echo is great, very gentle."

"... Badersan, can you still hear whether it is gentle or not from the echo of the tennis ball... By the way, you really don't think it's because your mother's vow to order everything not to hurt you is at work. Is that tennis ball you hit must have kept your oath not to hurt you, so every time it gets close to you, it must have deliberately lightened its movements!"

"Based on this principle, I think that you, Badr, are especially suitable for performing on the street. Don't you have the unique skill of throwing darts at people without sticking to them? I think it's absolutely best for you to be that target. Throwing darts People don’t need to deliberately aim to make those darts miss you, just look at it, how wonderful! With a Badr by your side, everyone can become a master!”

"Let's form a two-person team today, two people cooperate with each other to be young~chun~"

"...Badr, can I just say it straight? I think your intoxicated expression is so rippling, and you have the urge to be punched by someone... Ah, yes, it's been a long time. Badr, you bring your own flowers The background of the mystery, is it right, is this a lily? Ah, no, it should be a calla lily, right? I remember my sister who was a senior in high school once made a paper flower of a calla lily, and it looked like this!"

Badr put down his hand resentfully, and suddenly said under the puzzled eyes of the gods: "Actually..."

"Nani Nani? What do you want to say?" Reflexively, Sawai Morixia answered.

"Miss Kitty should still remember that I can understand you, right?"

"Uh..." Can she say that she accidentally forgot?

Because there are very few people who can understand her, she always subconsciously forgets that someone can talk to her, and then involuntarily enters the high mode of talking to herself...

"Cough," cleared his throat, Morika Sawai retorted sternly, "How could I forget! Badr, you can understand me! Of course I remember!"

Liar!

Badr slapped himself on the forehead, his powerless expression even worse.

Miss Cat, if you lie, you should at least look good, so it’s so obvious that you’re giving him back the knife?You look like you've already forgotten about it!

******

"puff--"

Loki, who was sitting in the aisle between the desks, suddenly laughed out loud, attracting everyone's attention for a moment.

"Hahaha." Loki smiled to himself, not paying attention to other people's gazes. At the end, he waved his hand indifferently, with a smile on his face, and stretched out his index finger to compare the leftmost pattern on the blackboard, "Hey , I want to join that, homecoming club~"

"Going home doesn't count as a regiment..."

It's a pity that Kusanagi Yui's weak objection was not taken into consideration by Loki at all. He put his hands behind his head, his face was leisurely and leisurely, and although his tone was not aggressive, he also revealed a hint of disapproval: "I said, since you put It’s already drawn on the blackboard when I go home, so why isn’t it considered a troupe~”

"That's actually..."

"In that case," Thor cut off Kusanagi Yui's explanation first, and concluded, "Then I will participate in that too."

"You guys..." You don't even have to buy and sell like this...

Sawai Morixia tilted her head, not interested in what regiment Rocky joined, she bowed and jumped to the desk closest to her.

As soon as the limbs fell to the ground, I heard the sister Yui asking Hades about the club she liked, and after Hades answered that she was interested in the Astronomical Club, she rejected the olive branch that the girl invited to join: "No, I won't participate Department activities."

"When asked about my favorite department, I just answered the astronomy department."

"I don't want to participate in the collective activities of human beings."

"If the activities of the ministry and regiment are of this type, please allow me to refuse."

……

Sawai Morixia bristled all over his body in displeasure.

"Uncle Erkangshou, what's your attitude?!! The girl kindly asks you, don't take Joe too much!!!"

"Don't think that I will forgive you if you sit at the angle with the best light and the lighting effect is the most beautiful! Don't think that if you say "I hate crowds" like the lonely chairman, I will not care about you!"

"Fuck, even though you sat in the corner on purpose, you are actually very happy to be asked by the girl, aren't you? Otherwise, I wouldn't just ask you a question, right? There are so many gossips! Since there is In Anshuang, you still deliberately pretend to be so cold and reject people thousands of miles away, don't go too far!"

Sawai Morixia had a great time scolding, dancing and fantasizing that she was slashing Hades, and she also had fun, but unfortunately she forgot the most important point——

The client, Mr. Hades, can't understand her cat language at all ==

So, after throwing down the resounding words of refusal, Hades turned around even more and left the classroom.

******

"—Do you want me to be issued a good card for such a boring thing?"

When Sawai Morixia returned to the library after strolling outside, he happened to hear Toth throwing out this line with a sense of deterrence.

Holding the idea of ​​"It's incredible, it turns out that Totsang also knows what a good person card is", Sawai Morixia secretly poked his head out of the corner——

"Ah——Totsu-san, you actually pushed the girl onto the bookshelf again!"

"Let it go, let it go! If you continue to push every time you see a girl, you will really have the title of wall-pushing madman!"

"No... just don't know what to do..."

Yui Kusanagi's confused and melancholy voice slowly floated in the thick and simple air of the library. Toth retracted his arms in a seemingly natural movement, took a step back and folded his arms around his chest, and spoke condescendingly: "I I’m just in charge of teaching about human beings, how you deal with the gods is not in my responsibility.”

"It's your responsibility to think about a solution. Next time, don't confuse your mission and come to me for such a boring thing."

"Uh... Hey." Under pressure, Yui Kusanagi responded with a low voice.

After watching Yui-sister leave, Sawai Mori quickly jumped onto the table where Thoth was reading.

"Hey, let me tell you, you really heard what I said just now, that's why you let go of the girl so quickly."

Seeing that Toth ignored her plan, Sawai Morixia didn't feel disobedient at all, and continued to talk to himself: "Sure enough, even you would care about being called a "wall-pushing madman", so I said The next time you want to push a girl with your hands, you should think about it first, every time you use this trick every time, the girl doesn't get tired, I'm almost tired of watching it!"

After realizing that the low pressure gradually accumulated in the air, Sawai Morixia turned around, coughed dryly and continued, but said: "But having said that, Totsang, you are so wise, mighty, tall and mighty, you want to There must be other ways to show affection in front of girls. You don’t need to push the wall every time to show your strong muscles and healthy physique. Use more romantic and gentle methods, which will definitely impress girls quickly. Heart it!"

Hmm, it should be pretty good for her to come back round, it should be very natural, and she saved the face of this guy with super high self-esteem without a trace, right? !

Um meow~ She is really smart~

"Who said I like that human woman?"

An arrow shot out of nowhere and Sawai Morixia's heart was shot: "What? Totsang, are you joking? Don't you like girls?!"

"Although I don't know where you heard the false news, but that woman, apart from the teacher-student relationship, I have no interest in her at all."

It's not so fast to cross the river and tear down the bridge!Did you turn your back on what you just said? !

"But you just said "good person card"!"

What she heard clearly can be false? !He ate his mouth and didn't wipe it clean, but he still wanted to lie!Totsang, you are still the god of wisdom in vain! Don't let her despise you!

"What's the problem then?"

"That's a big problem! You don't want to be issued a good person card by a girl, so that means—ah, wait, hey, let me say, you don't know what a good person card means?"

Although he thought it was unlikely, Sawai Morixia asked this guess that suddenly came to his mind.

******

"Aside from being told 'you're a nice guy', what else does a nice card mean?"

It's a very common explanation, it can't be wrong, but... it can't be correct——

"Hahaha! Hahahahahaha!" Sawai Morixia turned over and rolled off the table, still rolling around on the ground with his stomach in his arms, unable to stop laughing.

"Ah-"

The sound of heavy books hitting the table.

Knowing that he overreacted and offended someone, Sakai Morika climbed back to the desk and sat upright with a solemn face.

Toth took a deep breath and squinted: "Explain."

"Cough, actually..."

Sawai Morixia carefully worded his words, and the science popularization conference started: "Although the "good person card" literally means being praised as a good person, in fact, being issued a good person card means being rejected by the person you like, and the rejection word Usually start with "You are such a nice guy", and then supplemented with lines such as "But we are not suitable", "But you are not my type", "You will definitely meet someone better than me", etc. In this case—ah, by the way, please note here, the situation of being issued a good friend card is first established on the basis that the other party is the person you like.”

"Ah-"

Once again, the book in Toth's hand hit the table heavily.

Sawai Morixia sensibly silenced immediately, and in the atmosphere of instant silence, Toth gave a succinct order: "I'm going to start reading, go out."

Well, silence is not enough, she still needs to disappear ╮╭

"Then I'll-"

"You're bothering me too much, get out."

Hey~ Hey~ Got it~ She just went out~ Really~

The second she stepped onto the window sill and jumped out, Sawai Morixia turned her head and asked, "I said, Tot-san, you are so angry because you are shy because you said the wrong thing, right? Don't worry, the girl is slow and won't make a mistake."

After finishing speaking, before Toth could react, Sakai Morika jumped down and jumped into the scenery outside the window.

——You can’t blame her for thinking so, can you?Although I didn't see that I was blushing or anything, Totsang's reaction was too shy, right!

small theater:

On the same day, after the club activity seminar ended, there were only two people left in the empty classroom.

Loki was lying on the desk, as if he was suppressing a smile, his body was shaking desperately.

Thor asked suspiciously: "Loki, what are you laughing at?"

It has become like this in the middle of the meeting, and then I have been laughing until now. What is so funny about it?

"Hahaha, Thor."

Loki, who raised his head, still couldn't stop smiling, as cunning as a cat, with his eyes curled into slits, and said vaguely: "I just suddenly realized that I really missed a lot~ many~ interesting things in the past." What about the matter~"

"?"

For Thor's question, Loki didn't mean to answer, but smiled a little, stood up and said, "Okay, let's go back."

——He found something quite, interesting~